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MTL - I Thought I Was Straight-Chapter 94 Zhenjun is a love brain③
Seeing that Xuanyu was getting further and further away, Yan Ge quickly chased after her.
As it gets closer to Nantianmen, more and more fairy families pass by. There are those who step on all kinds of strangely shaped fairy artifacts, and those who step on clouds of different shapes and colors.
Those who can receive invitations are gods and men of some status. Most of the gods are very honored to be able to go out on this day, and they come here beaming one by one. Then they saw Xuanyu flying slowly from a distance, they didn't dare to pretend that they couldn't see Xuanyu, they all slowed down and came to Xuanyu to say hello.
After exchanging pleasantries, they didn't dare to run ahead of Xuanyu, they all followed behind at the same slow speed as Xuanyu. As more and more gods were encountered, Xuanyu gradually followed behind a large group of gods.
So many gods followed Xuanyu slowly, so that the Nantian Gate was sparsely populated, and the heavenly soldiers and generals who greeted guests at the gate took a long time to welcome them; when a **** came, they were very puzzled. What's going on here? Is the Pantao Conference so unpopular now?
Just when they were puzzled, they heard a barking dog, and a handsome young man with white face and beardless flew over from a distance, followed by a majestic big dog. This person is Erlang Shen.
As soon as God Erlang came down, the heavenly soldiers and generals all said respectfully: "I pay my respects to the True Monarch Qingyuan Miaodao."
Erlangshen nodded, noticed the deserted scene of the Nantian Gate, and asked doubtfully, "Have all the immortals arrived?"
The Heavenly Soldiers looked at each other, and said, "Come here."
"Some?" Erlang Shen was puzzled, those gods were not like him, they came here for his uncle's sake. In the past, the flat peaches would be very positive one by one, why is this the case this time?
Erlangshen suspected that something had happened, so he immediately calculated.
At this time, Tian Bing who just replied suddenly glared and said, "Here we come!"
God Erlang looked back, and saw Xuan Yufei at the forefront, followed by a group of immortals.
No need to count, he also knew what was going on. Erlangshen was also surprised, "Why do you have the leisure to come to the Pantao Conference?"
"Bring the little apprentice out to see the world." Xuanyu fell to the ground, and Erlangshen greeted Xuanyu with a smile and called Xuanyu "junior uncle".
Erlangshen is the disciple of Xuanyu's senior brother Yuding Zhenren, although Xuanyu is younger than him in terms of age, but this uncle is genuine. Xuanyu received the salute from Erlang God upright, patted Yan Ge on the head, and said, "My name is Senior Brother Yang."
Yan Ge glanced at Erlang God, secretly praised him for being so handsome, and then respectfully called him senior brother.
Erlangshen looked at Yan Ge lovingly, and said, "I heard that Uncle Shi has accepted another apprentice, and I finally saw you today."
Although the two are not of the same generation, they are both young and powerful among the gods, and they have a common language. While talking, he walked inside. As a junior, Yan Ge couldn't interrupt casually, so he turned his head and saw the big dog that was half the height of a man beside Erlangshen.
Is this the wheezing dog? Hair looks a little fluffy...
Bored, Yan Ge stretched out his hand and touched it, Xiao Tiangou immediately grinned at Yang Ge, "Woooo..."
Seeing this situation, Erlangshen scolded: "Don't be rude to Junior Brother Yan Ge!"
Xiao Tiangou immediately shrank his head with his tail between his legs, looking extremely aggrieved. Yan Ge felt secretly refreshed, it was good to have a high seniority. He immediately stretched out his hand to squeeze Xiaotiangou, but Xiaotiangou dared not speak out. He usually doesn't pay attention to Xiaoxian with this kind of cultivation level, but today he has to suffer this kind of anger.
When all the immortals arrived, they all looked for places to sit. Xuanyu's position is the first position under the seat of the Jade Emperor above, which shows his status. The seat of Erlang God is next to Xuanyu. After sitting down, Erlang God still said: "I just came from the master, and the master asked me to tell you something. Originally, I thought I was going to go to the purple bamboo forest, but I didn't think about it. Zu knew that you would come to the Peach Blossom Party."
Yuanshi Tianzun has something to say, this is not a trivial matter, Xuanyu said very seriously: "What does Master want you to tell me?"
Erlang said: "The master said that your love disaster is coming, and you need to prepare early."
Yan Ge, who was stroking the sky dog beside him, heard this sentence keenly, and immediately leaned over and said, "Master, are you in love? With whom?"
Xuanyu's face darkened on the spot, and he scolded: "Sir, don't interrupt children, and let's talk about love and disaster. Since it is a disaster, how can it be so easy for me to know."
In fact, Xuanyu also murmured in his heart, even if his love disaster is coming, it should be a thousand years ago. Why is it that he has been in unrequited love in the purple bamboo forest for so long, and the big apprentice is not counted as a love calamity. If nothing happens recently, it will be a love calamity?
"Originally, the Golden Immortal of Da Luo would not encounter three disasters and five calamities, but it is not without accidents." Yang Jian analyzed: "Your calamity must be no small matter."
Xuanyu was also very worried, how could such a good love disaster come?
Yan Ge didn't know much about these things, so he asked Xuanyu, "Master, what are you going to do?"
Xuanyu didn't speak, but Erlang Shen said: "You have just entered the Tao, and your master has not had time to teach you. It is very common for all living beings to practice longevity and experience three disasters and five calamities. From the beginning of the world, a lot has been summed up. The way to fight against the catastrophe."
Yang Jian said: "The seventy-two changes in the eight/nine profound arts you practice are mainly used to fight against the catastrophe of the sky. Among the three disasters and five catastrophes, in addition to the illusory catastrophes such as the catastrophe of love, there are also catastrophes of thunder and fire. Targeting the physical body. This kind of catastrophe can't be resisted by ordinary people unless it specializes in body-refining witchcraft..."
Yang Jian is long-winded, that is to say, when you are struck by thunder in the sky and you are set on fire, if you use the transformation technique to turn into a dead thing like a stone or a pile of mud, you will not be found by the catastrophe. Time has passed. Kalpa disappeared.
"... There is a way to fight against love calamity." Yang Jian said: "Under normal circumstances, if you know that love calamity is coming, you will choose to reincarnate."
Yan Ge was dumbfounded, why did he go down to earth?
Seeing his apprentice's stupid look, Xuanyu couldn't stand it, he said: "Love calamity is unstoppable, the only thing we can do is to reduce the difficulty of love calamity. Although the magic power is strong when you are a fairy, the difficulty of calamity It is also very big. If you become a mortal, the calamity will naturally be reduced to the level of a mortal, and it is usually easy to pass."
Isn't this cheating...
Yan Ge complained in his heart and didn't dare to show it at all, he said: "Then Master, are you going to descend to the mortal world?"
Xuanyu nodded: "Yes."
"Then what should I do?" Yan Ge burst into tears immediately, "Master, I can't live without you."
Xuan Yu didn't say anything, but Yang Jian couldn't take it anymore, and said with a tsk, "Little Master Uncle, your newly recruited apprentice has a very interesting personality."
Xuan Yu stretched out her hand to push Yan Ge away, and said helplessly, "He wasn't like this when I took him in."
After a while, the fairies began to serve the fairy fruit wine on the table. The status of the fairy family was different, and the sitting position was different, and the things on the table were also different. In a blink of an eye, Xuanyu and Yang Jian's table was almost full of dazzling arrays. Yan Ge looked up, and there were everything from fish to melons and fruits, but there were no peaches.
It seems that the most important thing is to play last, and Yan Ge is not in a hurry, so he just sits next to Xuan Yu and continues to pet the dog.
Yang Jian was amused when he saw it, and said, "Junior Brother Yan Ge, do you like Xiao Tiangou very much?"
Yan Ge said: "Oh, it's okay, he's quite cute."
Hearing that he was described as cute, Xiao Tiangou whined and looked at Yang Jian cowardly. Yang Jian said with a smile: "It's rare that you hit it off so well, how about it, would you like me to let Xiao Tiangou go to Zizhu Forest with you for two days?"
The Xiaotian dog lying on the ground looked at his dear master in disbelief, where did he seem to hit it off with this annoying kid?
Yan Ge smiled... Accepted, Xiaotiangou's opinion is not important.
The flat peaches were not served until the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother arrived. Most of the gods have only one peach in front of each person. A large plate of flat peaches was placed on Xuanyu and Erlangshen's table. There are really no people who need it, and it is annoying if there are too many people who don't need it.
Xuanyu doesn't like peaches, so she pushes the plate in front of Yan Ge and asks him to eat whatever he wants.
It is said that there are three kinds of flat peaches, those who ripen once in three thousand years can become immortals, those who ripen once in six thousand years can live forever, and those who ripen once in nine thousand years can live the same life as heaven and earth.
Yan Ge didn't know the first two, but the latter must be nonsense. It took so long for Tiandi to be born, even if he lived from now on until the world was destroyed, it would not be the same life as Tiandi.
Yan Ge couldn't tell the difference between the varieties, so he just ate them all.
Yang Jian at the table next to him didn't seem to like peaches either. While the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were talking on it, he stuffed peaches under the table and fed them all to Xiaotian Dog. The gods who were not far away saw this scene, and then saw the only flat peach in front of them, and the demons in their hearts were about to come out in pain.
As soon as he returned to the Purple Bamboo Forest that day, Yan Ge fell to the ground in pain. Xuanyu picked him up, rubbed his belly, and said: "That plate of flat peaches can increase your cultivation for ten thousand years, you are so brave, you actually ate them all in one go."
Yan Ge wanted to vomit blood, didn't you push it in front of me to eat?
Xuanyu bullied Yan Ge so that he couldn't speak, and continued to say: "It's really embarrassing, it seems like I haven't eaten peaches in eight lifetimes, the Xiaotian dog under the table is more elegant than yours."
Yan Ge has already started to roll his eyes...
Xuanyu kneaded and said: "I think when I took your senior brother to the Peach Blossom Meeting for my teacher, your senior brother only ate half a peach, so you can look at you again..."
It took a long time for Yan Ge to feel comfortable, and said angrily: "You like senior brother as much as you like, don't compare me with senior brother, I will never be like senior brother!"
Xuanyu was stunned for a moment, then nana said: "As a teacher, I didn't expect you to become like your senior brother."
Relying on his physical discomfort, Yan Ge directly put his head on Xuanyu's coiled-up legs, he pouted and said with aggrieved face: "Master, don't think about senior brother."
Xuanyu looked down at Yan Ge, his black hair like a crow's feather fell down next to Yang Ge's ear, and he said, "Why do you always have trouble with a senior brother you have never met?"
"Because I'm small-minded." Yan Ge grabbed Xuan Yu's hand and said, "I only like Master, and I don't want to see Master mess around."
Xuanyu slapped Yan Ge on the head, "Don't talk nonsense!"
"It seems that the teacher has indeed neglected to discipline you." Xuanyu said: "I will deal with you when the teacher returns from the calamity."
Yan Ge said: "Master, how long are you going to go?"
Xuanyu: "Two or three days."
Yan Ge: "Huh?"
"Fool." Xuanyu said with a smile: "There are decades in the sky and on the ground. For you, being a teacher is just going out for two or three days, and you will be back soon."
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