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MTL - I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl-Chapter 1283 Child fucking
The first possible project of Amy’s style competition is the “Jewish War Nazi” with a very strange name.
She directed me and Xiong Yaoyue to form a table tennis table with two tables, and then placed two sets of paper cups at both ends of the platform, which were arranged to represent the Jewish six-pointed star and the Nazi character.
“Mom organized a 'Beer Pong Pong’ game at the company reception, and the ‘Jewish War Nazi’ is a variant of beer ping pong, which is now very popular among American college students.”
Amy explained to us next to it.
"The rule is like this. You should pour a half of the beer in these cups, and then both sides of the game will throw the table tennis ball into the opponent's cup. If the cup is in, the other party will drink all the beer and remove the cup. Which side of the cup was first removed, and which side lost."
"The style competition is not going to make everyone drink the bar." I raised the objection, "And it is not too hygienic to throw the table tennis into the glass and drink the wine inside."
"I just told you how to play, and I don't guarantee that it will be exactly the same as it is now." Amy was a little impatient. "It's just a matter of pouring water into the cup. You don't have to drink the water after you hit the cup." It can be dumped directly."
"Speaking of the accuracy of throwing things, no one can compare the squad leader." Xiong Yaoyue turned his attention to Shusha, who had stood up from the carpet and stood against the fireplace.
The squad leader also had time to open his mouth. Xiaoqin took the lead and refused: "No, the squad leader's arm is broken, can't participate in any sports competition, and she is ruined by her hand. If she barely uses her left hand, she can't play any strength." ”
"Actually." The squad leader interrupted Xiao Qin. "My left hand is almost as flexible as the right hand, because I like to be symmetrical, so I feel that the right hand can do the left hand should be able to do it, especially trained..."
"I know, I know." Xiong Yao raised his hand in a hurry, as if he was asking questions in the answering class. "In the law of dragons and underground cities, this is called 'double skill', and Dark Elf Drizzt has this skill."
"The left hand can not be used." Xiaoqin frowned like a neurotic student's parents. "In short, the squad leader gave me a real mascot. I will never allow you to compete with others. If you have a second fracture, it will be bad. It is."
"But if there is such a project with precision in this game..."
"I will go for you when I am." Xiaoqin smashed the iron. "There are any masters in the Chinese Civil and Military School. The so-called top ten masters of the China Sea are the defeats of me and Alin. We will win the game without you."
"That, then thank you..." The squad leader didn't know how to deal with Xiaoqin's concern about overprotection.
"I played with A Lin in the first game." Xiaoqin suggested, "I guess I am definitely one of the main players. It will not be a bad thing to practice."
"Wait." Amy suddenly reached out and stopped. "In case I have to ask, no one in the room has Jewish blood. In the United States, this kind of game sometimes causes disgust of Jewish students, although it is only one. There is no such thing as anti-Semitism that does not involve anti-Semitism at all.
"Reassured, there are no Jews in the room." Zhuang Ni, who gave the table and hid farther to drink black tea, said, "And you are not playing the Jewish war Nazi, it is simply "Judaism vs. Buddhism."
"What do you mean." Amy did not understand.
"Zhuang Ni means..." The squad leader pointed to the row of Nazi-patterned wine glasses that I placed. "The Nazi slang characters are different from the Buddhist slang characters. Ye Lin, you mistake the direction of the symbols. The table is entirely a Buddhist symbol."
I took it a closer look. It’s no wonder that Buddhists hate Hitler. Hitler turned the sly character of Buddhist auspicious happiness into a notorious Nazi character. I don’t know how many misunderstandings happened in later generations.
It is said that once a week, Premier Zhou met with a foreign VIP at the Diaoyutai State Guesthouse. As a result, the waiter was particularly nervous when he served on the table. The small hand shook. In the center of the soup, there was a Buddhist "卍" character carved with radish. It became a fascist symbol "卐", and foreign VIPs suddenly became shocked. They thought that they had entered the banquet. They were about to be beaten by the Premier of the Zhou Dynasty with military martial arts. Fortunately, Premier Zhou did not panic: "This dish is me." Deliberately prepared for the gentlemen, the name 'destroy fascism', everyone should be welcome, come and destroy them."
"It’s not Nazi. It doesn't matter." Amy said, "Everyone in the United States often makes mistakes. Whoever makes the two match is similar. In short, you should practice more practice. It is my exam essay. ”
I played a game with the "Judaism vs. Buddhism" with Xiaoqin. The result was that my Buddhistism was a victory. I always felt that the six-pointed star of Judaism was densely arranged, and that one side would be at a disadvantage.
Xiaoqin refused to accept the loss, exchanged the position with me and played a game again. As a result, she won this time, which just confirmed my guess.
Then Xiong Yaoyue replaced my position, but she did not win Xiaoqin even in two games. Although she played well in volleyball and basketball, it was not as good as controlling small objects.
The squad leader saw the itch on the side and wanted to play a game. However, Xiao Qin was very rude to drink. However, Zhuang Ni thoroughly washed the table tennis I touched and made an opponent with Xiao Qin.
Zhuang Ni quickly lost to Xiao Qin. After Xiao Qin’s quest for defeat, she felt that it didn’t mean anything. She gave her position to Xiong Yaoyue, and Amy stood opposite to play with her girlfriend.
I can see that Xiong Yaoyue has a heart to release water, but Amy's level is too low, even throwing an own goal in the back of his cup, not surprisingly defeated by everyone's stupidity in front of everyone.
"The **** can actually win me. It must be that the geomagnetic gravity of the heavens is different from that of the United States. I am playing this very powerful in the United States."
Angrily smashed Amy grabbed an orange on the bedside table and rushed over. Xiong Yaoyue hurried for mercy: "Don't use that to slap me, orange weapons are not a joke."
"You are too nervous when you shoot." The squad leader who can't participate in the guide said, "Slightly relaxing some effects will be better, try to keep your arms in a natural state..."
At this time, Obama began to circle around the floor, and raised his face to reveal the expression of help, I understand that it wants to go out to the toilet.
"You play slowly, I took Obama out to fertilize the garden."
After I finished this sentence, I put on my coat and took Obama out of the room. The girls had stoves in the room, so the thick clothes they used to go out were not around, even if they wanted to follow them.
As a result, I met Xiao Yin in a wheelchair in the garden. She controlled the joystick of the wheelchair alone. Not only did she not have Dr. Yu, but she did not even have a rabbit. This made her back look a bit lonely.
"I'm sorry." When I took Obama to her sight, she lowered her head and said to me.
"Why apologize." Despite the winter, Obama’s large smell is not very good. If it’s not Xiao Yin’s lack of smell, I think the person who apologizes is me.
A breeze blew, and the silver hair of Xiao Yin's shoulders danced, and her eyebrows showed a slight apology.
"Just when you talked to Amy, the voice was too loud and was recorded by the camera in the corridor, so I soon knew it."
I glanced and said with a smile later: "That is, you know that I might have children."
Xiao Yin nodded. "I learned a causal calculation immediately after I learned that the final conclusion is: Ai Shuqiao's chance of implementing this conception is 98.4%..."
"That's not nearly 100%," I said desperately. "Is sure I am already guilty. Where is my child? Can you find out?"
"I can't find it." Xiao Yin said regret. "I tried, but I didn't find any valuable information. Ai Shuqiao must have hidden this child very deeply, but you don't have to be too desperate, I just said It’s the chance that Ai Shuo’s plan is implemented. It’s not because you have children. It’s well known that artificial conception has a chance of failure.”
I seem to have caught a life-saving straw. "That is, Ai Shuqiao may be lying to me, she is bluffing."
"Not at all." Xiao Yin uses an unacceptable tone. "The truth may be worse than you think. According to my calculations, if you have children, 77.3% of your child's mother may be Su Qiao. ”
"Wait, wait." I was shocked and almost couldn't hold Obama's dog rope. "Ai Shuqiao didn't say that I knew the mother of the child, and when Su Qiao was pregnant, she was Ai. Shu Qiao was imprisoned, but when I saved her, she didn't find her big belly. Didn't she become bigger when I was in a coma?"
If Su Qiao is forced to conceive with Ai Shuqiao with my frozen essence liquid, shouldn't she be more embarrassed to face me, how can she hide all this from me, even if she can stand it, her grandmother Can't help it either.
"Su Qiao does not need to be pregnant." Xiao Yin continued. "The calculation results show that the method used by Ai Shuqiao is mostly by the birth of a child, looking for a surrogate mother in the United States, but the egg is taken from Su Qiao, just in She extracted her eggs during her imprisonment."
Your sister's, isn't it too messy? For a long time, my child has a father and a mother, and both the sperm and the egg provider are kept in the dark. Ai Shuqiao, you are finished, this is interesting, you are So what is the promise that makes Su Qiao give you a daughter-in-law?
"Please note that all of this is based on my incomplete intelligence and limited computing hardware." Xiao Yin reminded me, "I can't guarantee that your child must exist, and there is no guarantee that Su Qiao must be the provider of the egg. In order to figure out all this, you better ask the parties."
Hey, let me ask Su Qiao in person. Has she been extracted from the egg during her imprisonment by Ai Shuqiao? If the answer is yes, then I have to tell Su Qiao that she and she are likely to have children, this book. Starting from the 17K novel network, the first time to see the genuine content!