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MTL - [Mecha] Bandit Army Reborn-Chapter 8 Qin Yi-2
Ahhh, he bit off the pastry with a mouthful of light floral scent, licked the dross on his lips, Fei Wushu resigned to his fate, all irrational existence can be explained, but he can't find an explanation for the time being due to his shallow knowledge reason.
Existence is reasonable...
Before Fei Wushu could say a few more words silently, the voice in his head sounded again, with the displeasure of being robbed of control over his body while eating: "Why are you here again?"
Fei Wushu was much calmer this time, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Are you Young Master Qin?"
"I'm Qin Yi."
"Why are you still in this body? Why didn't the master of the system take you back?" Fei Wushu calmly comforted him, "I know that even an NPC, even a pile of data, would definitely not want to disappear like this. It’s just trouble—but, respect the rules of the game, NPC-sama! I’m very distressed that you occupy the character I created like this!”
"..." Qin Shao, who didn't understand, was silent for a moment, and said solemnly, "This is my body."
"I know this is your body, but it's just what it was before, and it's mine after I take it away. As an NPC, you have some professional ethics, okay? That's how the game is set up. If you want to blame, you can blame the mastermind." It's gone." Fei Wushu said irresponsibly, "In short, can you disappear from my body quickly?"
"This is my body." Qin Yi who couldn't understand what Fei Wushu said could only insist on the most basic arguments.
"I want to complain to the GM..." Fei Wushu slumped on the table weakly, "But there is no GM in this **** game!"
"Can you sit upright?" Qin Yi frowned in the depths of his mind, well, he couldn't do this, but his mood was frowning.
"Why didn't you disappear? What nepotism do you have with Tiandao?" Fei Wushu ignored Qin Yi's words.
"Sit down first." Qin Yi was serious and never compromised.
Cursed man! Fei Wushu shrugged and sat up straight: "Okay, now you can tell me why you haven't disappeared yet?"
"What is the Way of Heaven? What is GM? What is NPC?" Qin Yi felt that these are the key points, and said calmly, "If I understand these things, I can probably give you an answer."
"You don't know?" Fei Wushu was surprised, and then he understood, "That's right, this is Newland OL, I almost forgot."
What are the consequences of telling an NPC that the world he lives in is a game? This problem is worthless in today's society, because in the current holographic online games, NPCs have a clear understanding of their identities and responsibilities, and are then restricted by the system's settings.
Holographic online games like Newland OL, where NPCs don't know their identities at all, only existed hundreds of years ago when computer intelligence was underdeveloped. But the AI of New World OL is unprecedentedly high, which is also the uniqueness of this game.
Perhaps the 100% authenticity is also reflected in this point. NPCs never know that they are just a bunch of data, but think that they are real human beings. In this way, what players experience in the game is also full of realistic taste.
In fact, there are regulations in the game manual that the NPCs in the New World cannot be told about the relevant settings of the game world, but Fei Wushu has not read the regulations and precautions except for the three rules on the homepage. Even if he had seen it, he would not abide by it.
He suddenly felt better, and clearly said that New World OL is a game, and Mr. Qin Yi is an NPC.
What kind of reaction will the NPC whose world view has been subverted? Fei Wushu waited with great interest. Thinking about it carefully, in fact, Qin Yi's existence doesn't hinder many things. After all, once he goes online, he still has the right to control his body. At most, Qin Yi will jump around when he goes offline.
This also saves him the trouble of hiding his body everywhere every time he goes offline. If we have discussed with this NPC, and the two cooperate with each other, maybe we can do a great job in the game. After all, this identity is active both online and offline, which is no different from being online all day.
While Qin Yi was slowly digesting the game common sense instilled by Fei Wushu, Fei Wushu also slowly figured out the benefits of this situation. If the two of them really cooperate happily, then there is no harm in having an NPC in the body, but there are great benefits.
Just like cheating, Qin Yi's existence is actually cheating, right? Fei Wushu came to his senses, and it was his luck that this supernatural event happened.
So Fei Wushu's eyes lit up, the corners of his lips curled up into a wicked smile, hey, this time the young master has picked up a big bargain.
But for a while, I have to appease Young Master Qin's emotions. If he occupies his body, there may be some resentment. Since I want to get along well in the future, I have to coax this NPC later.
Fei Wushu stuffed snacks into his mouth in a bright mood. In the life of the New World OL, technological elements are rarely seen. On a planet, there is no bustling large city like the Earth Federation. There is only one small number of people gathered together. Small towns or villages are generally sparsely populated, and each settlement is far apart.
The houses in the town are not high-rise buildings. They are all wooden or stone houses that are extremely retro and primitive to the federal people. The furniture in the houses does not have the slightest modern flavor. Most of them are handicraft products without any trace of mechanical manufacturing. Of course, Recreational facilities are also pitiful.
But being primitive has its advantages. For example, the jujube flower cake that Fei Wushu is eating now is exquisite in workmanship and delicious in taste, which cannot be enjoyed in the Federation. But in the New World, ordinary civilians can't eat this level of snacks.
Therefore, Fei Wushu was satisfied again, the NPC he seized was indeed quite prestigious.
When he finished finishing a plate of dim sum and rubbed his fingers on his clothes, he planned to speak again to probe Qin Yi's intentions.
But before he could speak first, a cold and disgusted voice sounded in his head: "Fei Wushu, go change a set of clothes."
"Why?" Fei Wushu looked at his white casual clothes, "Where are you going?"
"..." Qin Yi was silent for a while, and then quietly narrated, "After you finished your snacks, you wiped your hands with your sleeves."
Fei Wushu: "..."
"Take a shower first, and then change into another set of clothes." Qin Yi said calmly.
Fei Wushu tried to defend himself: "The clothes are not dirty..." He scratched his hair in confusion, "It's not right! You just heard about being an NPC, don't you feel a little bit now? Shocked and dazed, the world view has been subverted or you firmly don't believe it ? You shouldn't be so calm."
Qin Yi: "Hair is messed up."
Fei Wushu subconsciously stroked his cold and smooth long hair, it was indeed a little messy when he pulled it out with his claws just now, but—"That's not the point!"
"This is very important." Qin Yi said solemnly, "Appearance and clothing are the most important, words and deeds are second. Since you have occupied my body, you must not forget these two points when you use my body to act."
"Aren't you going to tell me to get out of your body?" Fei Wushu was surprised, with such a high acceptance rate?
Qin Yi followed his words and asked: "Then, how can you leave my body?"
Fei Wushu said innocently: "Unless this body dies, I can only be bound to your body. Do you want me to commit suicide?"
"So, I won't let you leave my body." Qin Yi said lightly, "Now you hold the initiative. I can't do anything about my body. Only when you leave can I regain control of my body."
"I'm still not clear about your so-called online and offline. Before I figure it out and find a way to get my body back, I hope you will respect my body when using my body." Qin Yi was quite calm, "Otherwise ,Rather Stick to your guns."
"What will happen to you if I don't take a shower, change my clothes, or tidy my hair?" Fei Wushu challenged with a smile.
"When you were offline, you destroyed this body." Qin Yi replied calmly.
An NPC who self-destructs in order to take a shower and change clothes is so **** individual! Fei Wushu didn't doubt whether Qin Yi could do it, based on the first impression he met, he knew that this man was a boring existence who didn't joke or tell jokes.
"Actually, I value this body as much as you do. If it is gone, I will have to wait half a year to create another character, and I may not be able to find a body as suitable as yours." Fei Wushu analyzed his heart sincerely, "So I absolutely obey you requirements. How about we work together to create a better future?"
Qin Yi was unmoved: "Go take a bath."
"..." is in the same tone as the repeater on the tablet! Fei Wushu's dark slander.
"Since we want to cooperate, there are some things that need your help." Fei Wushu didn't want to be suspicious, "You don't want others to suspect that you are schizophrenic, do you?"
Qin Yi replied seriously: "It should be like this."
"Then what should I do now?" Fei Wushu stood up from the wooden chair and stretched, "I can't go offline when you want to take a shower in the future, right? That's so troublesome..." Because according to Qin Yi The tortoise and his incompetence are doomed to a future of bathing N times a day.
"Go out, someone will arrange for you."
"It's really a young master." Fei Wushu had the illusion that he was actually a dandy.
"You can't stretch your waist in the future." Qin Yi gave Fei Wushu another ban like a dogma.
"That's harsh!" Fei Wushu twitched the corners of his mouth, anticipating that a book as thick as the federal dictionary might be published in the future.
When the door was opened, the young man who was guarding the door came up: "Do you have any orders, Master?"
Fei Wushu opened his mouth, and was about to take a bath, but the boy's gaze had already slid over him, and finally landed on a slightly dark stain on his sleeve, before Fei Wushu had a chance to speak, he said quickly : "Erlang immediately asked someone to prepare hot water, the young master will wait for a while."
Fei Wushu kept a stiff face, imitating Qin Yi's seriousness and indifference, but his heart was agitated: "Qin Yi, Qin Yi, how did he know that I need to take a bath?"
"When you see that your clothes are dirty, you should take a bath." Qin Yi said in a reasonable tone, and introduced Fei Wushu dutifully, "He is the little boy who has followed and served me since childhood. His name is Erlang."
Fei Wushu raised his hand to look carefully at the sleeve, where he rubbed his finger, even if he looked carefully, it was not easy to find that little bit of stain, how could it be seen by Erlang at a glance? How sharp is that look? Or is this actually practice makes perfect?
"Young master, Erlang has worked hard." Fei Wushu sighed.
"If it wasn't for you, there wouldn't be such a thing." Qin Yi countered calmly, with unsurprisingly some disgust in his words, "Kids know how to wipe their hands with paper towels instead of wiping their clothes to cause trouble for their mother."
Fei Wushu, who despised hygiene and cleanliness, became angry: "In our place, clothes are washed by machine, unlike yours, where the original ones are still washed by hand! You are a big man who cares about so much and you don't mind tossing!"
Qin Yi said slowly, "It's not a hassle, not a bit of a hassle."
"..." Fei Wushu tried to smile, "Don't think that you can be so angry that I don't go online, it's your wish!"
Qin Yi calmly said, "You have a bad temper, and you are too different from me, so you have to change. Otherwise, you will reveal your secrets one day, and that's the only way to make trouble."
"It's too different from you?" Fei Wushu wanted to flip the table, "What are you trying to do with such a proud and smug tone! I don't care about your narcissistic personality!"
Will you get along well with this NPC in the future? Fei Wushu immediately wants the system to format this NPC, get rid of his plug-in! He is not rare!
Qin Yi: "..."
Qin Yi was silent with pride, so Fei Wushu punched the cotton, which felt soft and hurt internally.
Hastily hastily!
To maintain Qin Yi's indifferent and rigorous appearance, Fei Wushu, who couldn't vent his irritability to violence, could only growl in his heart, he was no match for this Qin Yi! It's completely wrong! In the future, if you want to maintain this state of one body and two souls, the future will be bleak!
Suicide and give up the character, and I can't bear such a good condition. And to create a new character, you have to wait until half a year later, what a gain and loss.
Fei Wushu struggled with conflicts, but in the end he was still reluctant to part with Qin Yi's body.
Let's take a look again. I heard that passionate lovers have a process of getting in when they live together, not to mention him and Qin Yi, who can't wait for each other to disappear, and they are not cohabiting, but closer than cohabiting, living in the same body The complication here...
It was rare for Fei Wushu to sigh with his hands on his forehead, this situation is so deceitful...