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MTL - Modify Super God-Chapter 543 Unlucky thief!
My name is Zhang San, and I am an unlucky homeless person!
Since the shush tossed the **** out of W County, my job couldn't go on.
The factory closed down, and everyone got out of bed!
And it's hard to find a new job, and you can't find a job that suits you anywhere.
So, on the recommendation of a friend, I used the skills of a mechanic to do burglary work.
To put it bluntly, it is a thief!
Not to mention, this job is really good!
You don't need to get up early and get up early to go to get off work on time, you don't need to be troublesome, and you don't need to look at the faces of leaders and colleagues.
Every day, I don't say what time I want to sleep, and I go on vacation if I want to take a vacation.
When You Qi is working, it's completely the same as taking a vacation. You can go to the Internet cafe to surf the Internet when you are on the spot, or have a conversation with a beautiful girl or something.
Anyway, very happy!
What?
You said that if we were thieves and thieves, we were done. Why do we need to make it so complicated?
Then you can go out!
It's not easy to do anything these days!
Even if you are a thief, you have to pay attention to the method!
At the very least, preparatory work such as pre-spotting is an essential and important part.
Many communities are now very strictly guarded.
Especially now that Shh has made the public security in W County a mess, the community does not allow outsiders to enter and leave at will.
But fortunately, as long as you master a little skill, you can mix in.
Usually, I would squat at the gate of the community to guard the uncles and aunts who came out and danced in the square.
And then overhear their chatter when they were resting and chatting.
But don't underestimate these uncles and aunts. Because their children are usually busy with work, they seldom go home to accompany them, so they all seem very lonely.
So they are chatting hard every day, and at the same time, they are working hard to collect information in order to have a better chat!
Therefore, as long as I eavesdrop on their conversations, I can easily get the information I need.
For example, what is the surname of the owner of the house in that building, and how many people are in the family.
The owner of which house has not been home for several days.
Or which one always has people during the day and nobody at night.
These seemingly ordinary conversations among the group of old men and ladies are all very important information to me!
Thanks to these uncles and aunts, I got another very good piece of information two days ago!
That is Room 303 in this building, which has been vacant for several days.
I heard that the owner of this house is quite rich, and he may have recently gone on a trip or to avoid troubles in W County.
Then, the valuable things in this house, I will accept it rudely!
It is easy to use the information of a homeowner that was previously investigated to deceive the guard into the community, and then quickly turn over the clothes after entering the blind spot of the camera, and take out the hat to match the mask he was wearing to cover his appearance.
Although it is said that there are no security officers in W County now, but be careful to sail the ship for ten thousand years.
What if the Alliance takes charge of W County again soon and then has to settle accounts in the fall?
Getting ready, I walked down the stairs and came to door 303.
Then, using the unlocking tool, the door was easily opened.
For a skilled professional like me, the security door is just scrap iron that looks very safe!
"very good!"
I was really happy in my heart, and at the same time I couldn't help thinking that after finishing this ticket, I would be able to be cool and unrestrained again.
I slowly walked into this house with a happy mood.
Speaking of which, when I was at work, I had a very tight life, but now I have become a thief, and I have unexpectedly become a lot richer and happier.
What?
Did not those who were stolen become unfortunate?
Who cares about that!
The ancients have said that if you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are successful, you will benefit the world.
I am not rich enough to help others now, am I still poor?
Well, according to the meaning of this sentence, I am poor, so I can only be on my own!
What is loneliness?
Kindness should mean good things.
So the meaning of being alone, it should be understood that all good things have to be borne by me!
If you put it another way, it's that poor mountains and bad waters make troublesome people!
Once a person is poor and can no longer live, he will naturally abandon propriety, righteousness, integrity, and be willing to do anything in order to survive!
In this regard, no one should say anything!
Because human nature is like that!
Those complacent guys who criticize others for their wrongdoings are just because they are not forced to this level, they just stand and talk without back pain.
Therefore, I can only say sorry to the unlucky ones who were stolen before!
I'm poor, so please leave me alone!
I'm poor, so I can only be a thief!
I'm poor, so I'm justified!
Ok!
No problem!
While routinely having a little psychological struggle in my heart, I quietly opened the door.
Hey, I don't want to think so much every time I steal something like the number of words in the water.
But there is no way, I have been doing my duty for more than ten years, and only recently became a thief, so the three views established in the early years are really not easy to change so easily!
So, basically every time I commit a burglary, I have to convince myself to go along with it like a self-hypnosis.
He walked into the house and quietly closed the door.
Then I took off my shoes.
Being a thief also has the restraint of being a thief. I would never do anything like making someone else's house dirty.
Although there are also reasons for the victims to delay finding out that they have been stolen, so that people cannot trace them.
She tiptoed and walked inside step by step.
There should be no one in this house, but the owner is very rich, so the lights are on 24 hours a day.
At the same time, it seems that the sweeping robot is also cleaning the floor regularly, so the whole room looks very neat and clean, as if someone is living in it.
Of course, even if this information is obtained, the necessary caution is still necessary.
What if the owner of the house suddenly came back today?
What if the owner's friend suddenly comes to visit?
In short, you must be cautious when it is time to be cautious.
Then……
My prudence really wasn't in vain!
"I heard footsteps!"
A man's voice suddenly sounded in the bedroom!
At this moment, I was really scared to death!
Don't you mean no one?
Why did a person suddenly appear, and this guy's ears were so sharp that he could hear my footsteps all of a sudden!
Obviously, I took off my shoes and walked carefully in socks!
Obviously there should be no footsteps!
Subconsciously, he hid behind the shoe cabinet in the living room, hoping to avoid the other party's sight, and then let the other party mistakenly think that he heard footsteps upstairs or downstairs.
However, at this moment...
"Hey! That grandson seems to be hiding! Exactly, let me try the iron rod I just got! It must be very cool for melee combat!"
Iron rod? !
Very cool? !
At this moment, I was very panicked and scared. I never expected that the other party would be a violent maniac!
Listening to this, once you are caught by the other party, you will definitely be beaten!
It is even possible to be directly killed!
"No! I have to leave quickly!"
Having made up my mind, I quickly crept to the door.
Although it is theoretically suitable to accelerate running, maybe this is the automatic voice anti-theft function arranged by the owner?
At the same time, if you look more professional, if the other party sees that you want to leave through surveillance or something, they probably won't come out to fight, right?
It is estimated that the purpose of melee combat was just to scare him away!
Modern people, especially rich people, generally don't want to get involved in trouble.
As long as you want to run, and the other party has nothing to lose, you shouldn't chase after him!
Of course, no matter what the reason is, if it is exposed, leave immediately. This is the rule of thumb for being a thief.
At this moment, the voice inside sounded again: "What? Are you seated? Just outside the door?!"
"That's great! Get your new sickle outside and get ready, and I'll force him out with an iron rod!"
"Then...hehehe!"
Hearing this, I was shocked: "He has an accomplice? And just now he was actually on the phone with that person?!"
It's over!
It's over!
Not only did he meet a violent maniac, but he also had a violent maniac companion!
Why do you know that the one outside the door is also a violent maniac?
Haven't you heard that people gather people by similar things? !
Continue like this……
If this goes on, am I going to be beaten to death!
Moreover, according to the laws of the Alliance, burglary is a slap in the face!
Especially if you want to show up to someone who has guns at home, you can't blame anyone if you are shot and collapsed!
What the **** is this called? !
At this time, there was a murderer who was holding a sickle and preparing for the head of the owl hidden outside the door. In the bedroom behind him, that guy probably also had an iron rod and was about to rush out!
Since that's the case...
The vision quickly swept the layout of the entire house, and then I quickly locked the balcony not far away!
Thank you for the security work in this community, so that ordinary thieves can't steal in this place.
Therefore, there is no anti-theft net on the balcony of this house!
Since that's the case...
Fight!
It is possible to die horizontally and vertically!
Then you must choose the option with the greatest chance of survival!
Surrender?
Surrender does not exist!
Now is the age of alliances~www.novelbuddy.com~ Modern people do not need to ensure the safety of burglars as in ancient times!
In ancient times, there was no gun in the hand, so it was necessary to ensure the safety of burglars.
Now that the alliance is flooded with guns, if you play the game of protecting thieves, it is estimated that the victims will die!
So, once caught by these two people, God knows what kind of torture they will suffer!
Especially now that there are only a few security guards left in W County, maybe even if the surrounding neighbors hear the screams and call the police, it will be useless!
So, I gritted my teeth.
Opened the balcony door and jumped out in one vertical jump!
As for whether this jump will break a bone, I can't control so much at this time!
"ah!!!"
"what!!!"
boom! ! !
There was a desperate cry in my ear, it was the direction of the balcony!
Immediately following the downstairs, there seemed to be a sound of heavy objects falling to the ground, accompanied by screams.
Sui Yu, who was playing chicken with a certain Erha, took off his earphones, and then picked up the microphone with some doubts and said, "Happy, let Xiaowei Ni play with you next, I seem to have heard some strange noises here. ."
Just when he saw the last hidden enemy being slashed to death by a character controlled by a certain Erha blocking the door, Sui Yu shouted into the microphone as he walked out: "Happy, great job! Our game finally succeeded. Eat chicken!