MTL - Morning of Swordsman Tower-Chapter 173

But our Red Cub is already very cute and doesn't need anyone's approval.

"Don't come close, Hong, or you will be cut off."

"Uh...hahaha, it's really cute, and it's also very individual. I like it. Then the other one, if I guessed right, is Chen Shi-nephew, right? Back then, I almost sworn brother and sister with Brother Wei! It's a pity that we went our separate ways for the sake of this city, and the two of us never saw each other again."

As the host, Candela was deflated by an operator in Rhodes Island, and was gestured at with a knife, but she didn't feel annoyed at all. From this, it can be seen that she has the ability to judge the situation and her tolerance, but she is a little embarrassed There was still a little bit, so I hurriedly moved the topic elsewhere.

Although Wei Yanwu didn't know that Chen Huijie would follow, and of course it was impossible to inform Candela, it was still very easy to recognize her. After all, she was of Yan Guolong's bloodline, and her characteristics couldn't be more obvious. Since Candela could How can someone who speaks fluent Yan Guo dialect not know about this?

"I am no longer a police officer of the Longmen Guard Bureau, and I have no special relationship with the owner of the Longmen. I am just an operator in Rhodes Island. Ms. Sanchez, please do not treat me differently."

Chen Huijie obviously didn't want to show face too much. Although the tension between Tallulah and Wei Yanwu eased a little because of Tallulah's liberation, it was only to the extent that they wouldn't be eccentric when they met each other.

But this doesn't stop Kandela's determination to have a relationship with Wei Yanwula for ten years. Disadvantages, especially when the archenemy Ursus has just been frustrated.

"Of course it will not be treated differently. This is not the way Dosores treats guests. However, there are some old friendships. You and I can get closer. Use Sanchez to call Duoshengfen, and the nephew will call me directly. My name Candela is fine, if you like, I would like to ask you to call me aunt."

"..."

The word aunt originally didn’t have any special meaning, it was just her father’s sister, but Candela just now was clearly boasting that she and Wei Yanwu are siblings, and Wei Yanwu is Chen Huijie’s uncle, so why not call her aunt or aunt?

Even though there is no difference between aunt and aunt in Colombian, she speaks authentic Yan Guo dialect.

So this made Chen Huijie involuntarily think of another famous "aunt" who was working as an instructor on Rhodes Island. She was in charge of the short-term training of the operators when Chen Huijie first came to the island. Gradually, the two became drinking together occasionally. Drink tea and fight wine, and make good friends.

What does this man dare not jump out of his mouth when he gets drunk? Therefore, Chen Huijie has a clear understanding of the identity of this "aunt", which also allowed her to successfully have an extremely distorted understanding of the title of "aunt".

So at this moment, when Candela suddenly called herself aunt for no reason, Chen Huijie didn't think about the relationship with her father at all, but reacted immediately... Did she have strange thoughts about herself in that way? !

Leopard Cub Alert (キ｀?Д??)!!

"No, there's no need, San, Ms. Candela, just keep calm. I don't represent anyone, I'm just an operator accompanying Amiya."

"Hahaha, listening to your tone of voice and the heroic look in your eyebrows and eyes, it is exactly the same as Brother Wei when you were young, but since you don't like to hear it, I won't be such a nuisance."

Candela didn't know that Chen Huijie had inexplicably put her on the aluminum and copper list that needed to be vigilant in order to protect her chastity, but she started entertaining her on her own.

"Since it's the first time to come to Dosores, why not experience the unique style of this place before talking about other things, at least let me treat you as a landlord, right?

By the way, it will be the beach fight at three o'clock in the afternoon. This is the most exciting part of the summer grand prix audition. You can watch the TV broadcast and bet at any time on this yacht. Just watch it and you will understand , Siesta's boring music festival is absolutely incomparable to us! "

Candela's words are nothing to the ears of others, but she deliberately mentioned them in front of Rhodes Island, who just signed the contract with Kiesta, obviously wanting to compete, and also implying that her goal is to Grab Kiesta's business.

There is also the method of betting on the opening, which of course I learned from Casimir. Candela never minds learning from the strengths of other families and then stepping on them.

But Amiya turned a deaf ear to this, because she had already turned her head to look at the huge TV screen on the yacht with full attention. At this time, Mobu was introducing all the players who signed up for Smash Bros., and Ami Ya knew very well that someone would definitely appear in the live broadcast.

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"The next one to participate in the big fight is a petite and cute boy, but there is a bottomless abyss hidden deep in his stomach. It is a pity that he broke the historical record in the just-concluded Big Eater Competition, but it is a pity that he is second. Be careful, everyone. Don't be eaten by him! 'Pac-Man' Suigetsu!"

Shuiyue waved her arms at the drone camera with a warm smile. That soft and healing smile immediately captured a large number of mother fans. There is no shortage of hungry rich women.

"Ah, how can there be such a cute boy in the world!? Within three minutes, I want all his information!"

"In five minutes, I want him to come and have afternoon tea with me!"

"In eight minutes, I want him to lie on my lap and call me mommy in a milky voice!"

"In ten minutes, I want him to **** me dry with that little mouth..."

"Hey, ma'am, this... this is not very good, they are still competing."

"Not yet!"

Naturally, Shuiyue didn't know what kind of bizarre conversations happened in other places. He just turned around to look at the puzzled Jogo after the drone camera flew away, and tilted his head and smiled again.

"The big stomach king competition is not only one time. You only need to participate in the next one, and you are basically guaranteed. Why did you suddenly decide to come here to join in the fun?"

"I have already answered this question to Sister Kaina. I actually don't care about these competitions. I just hope to experience more novel things and get to know some good people in my heart."

"Good guy? You mean me?"

"Hoohoo, although brother Qiao's ability seems to be very strange, he was able to inflate it by himself after being squashed like a balloon, hehehe, but in my feeling, you are even more impressive than elder sister Kaina. Peace of mind, to me, this is a good person.”

Qiao Ge was silent for a long time, and suddenly the corners of his mouth turned up into a stern smile, releasing an indescribably domineering aura, which shocked Shuiyue, who had only seen his funny skills, and his eyes were full of surprise.

"I didn't expect you to come after me. I hope you don't regret this decision. I won't show mercy."

"...you can't ask for it."

After receiving Shuiyue's reply, Qiao Ge restrained his smile. Following the words of Mobu with a big mouth on the radio, he raised his chest and walked up to the contestant preparation stage with a rooster-like stride.

This feeling is really nostalgic.

"The next contestant is the mysterious Filin swordsman who claims to be the pinnacle of Terra's swordsmanship, and even Wei Yanwu, the governor of Longmen, is hated by his sword! Is there any unconvinced brave who dares to challenge the domineering power of Terra's number one swordsman! ?Welcome, 'Cat's Eye' Johawk!"

Chapter 488 Show the dogs of Dosores, what is an almighty cat?

In fact, today's Tom cat skin has nothing to do with the world's number one swordsman Hawkeye Mihawk of One Piece. The clothes on his body were sewn by Qiao Maomao himself, and the mousetrap shape "black knife" on the back is also his. It was made with Domineering Coke, but the rapier at the waist was bought casually at a weapon shop in Dossoles.

'"Tom Cat": Tom used to be just a spoiled blue and white short-haired cat. It wasn't until he met a destined friend and best friend that Tom's soul was redeemed and grown. The interspersed cat life brings laughter and enlightenment to the world.

The race relations involved in the following are divided into eight stages: hatred → hostility → indifference → neutrality → friendship → alliance → trust → love.

Attached exclusive skills: ①Rat expert Tom: When the relationship with the rodents and their subspecies is neutral or lower, Tom's own attributes will be halved and his luck will be cleared. All attributes increased by 30%, neutral and friendly have no effect.

If two relationships exist at the same time, the one with the larger number of rats will be given priority; if the number of rats is the same, the relationship with more friendly relationships will be given priority.

Tom, who was teased by Jerry all day long, has summed up a set of advanced and unique mouse prevention and control measures. Unfortunately, so far, it has no other effect except being caught by the mouse trap, but it is still very effective for making friends with mice. of.

②Sacred Tom: Tom’s initial relationship with female cats and their subspecies will not be lower than neutral, and the effect of all actions that increase his favorability will increase by 50%, but for other male cats and their subspecies Words will be counterproductive.

If Tom successfully captures a mouse target and gives it to a female cat target as a gift, it will definitely increase the favorability of the female cat target by an additional stage.

"Poor Tom, played by her in the applause..."

③Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight all-round Tom: In addition to occupations similar to "Rat Pest Expert" and "Love Saint", Tom can transfer to any other top-level occupations that exist in the current world, but the actual professional skills The effect is affected by its own attributes, and will not exceed the upper limit of the original owner of the professional skill.

But the special effects must be full. '

‘General attributes of entertainment mode: ① Immortality: You are the guy who brings happiness to everyone. As long as there are people in this world who want to laugh, your mission will not end.

②Wuxiu: There are children watching! It is not good to be injured and bleed like this, and the bad influence on young people is immeasurable!

③Harmony and Friendship: Any direct or indirect attack on a person cannot cause injury or death, but it will cause double pain and force them to faint after exceeding the lethal dose. '

All of this is only because Jogo heard Kelsey's plan and decided to dress like this, and then used the "swordsman" profession to appear in a high-profile manner. As for how to pretend...what can compare to Kan Would it be more taunting for Della to pull out her Wei Yanwu elder brother Hei Shishi and give him a whip?

Of course, at the beginning, no one believed the introductory speech he reported to Dazui Mobu. They probably only regarded Qiao Maomao as a player who wanted to impress the public. In Dosores, where exaggeration prevails, there are many such jokes Go, it may even be the effect of the program deliberately arranged by the official.

But just wait for a while and they will naturally understand what real Coke is... oh, it's horror.

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"Little kitty, is it your first time to participate in a Smash Bros. game? It's not a good thing to have such a high-profile introduction, because the rules of Smash Bros. are no rules! Look around you, these are all because you are upset and want to eliminate you first man."

Compared with other tall and burly local Pelo players, Qiao Maomao looked very petite in the sneering and eager surroundings, and his body could be completely buried in the shadow of a human head and a dog's head.

But his figure didn't move at all, he just raised his head slightly, allowing the brim of his hat to swing to the position where his sharp cat eyes could be exposed.

"I long for a worthy opponent, but not any of you fools."

"...Fuck! This guy is really good at pretending, let's go together, let's swell his little furry face!"

Qiao Ge's calm gesture and verbal sarcasm naturally angered them even more, so a group of muscular dogs in sea soul shirts and sailor uniforms rushed up instantly, ready to knock Qiao Maomao to the ground and teach him a good lesson ♂.

However, their tactics are not completely brainless, because any swordsman needs a certain amount of room to move around in order to perform swordsmanship. If they beat the master like this without any dead ends, the opponent would definitely not be able to pull out the sword under normal circumstances.

Including Candela, all the viewers watching the rebroadcast screen shook their heads in disappointment when they saw the brutal gang fight scene, thinking how powerful this guy who dared to use Wei Yanwu as a gimmick was. Well, in the end it was just a formality.

However, in the next second, a small grave-like bump suddenly appeared on the beach behind the crowd, and then Qiao Maomao jumped out of it like a sandworm covered in sand, with a smile on his face. The expression of rejoicing after the disaster, and pretending to wipe sweat on his forehead, made the audience in front of the TV dumbfounded.

I saw him slowly take off his hat like a Victorian gentleman to shake off the sand on it, then pat the sand off his clothes, and finally even took off his boots and poured out the sand flowing like a waterfall inside, and then calmly Put the boots back on.

The whole process lasted for half a minute, but those Pello men who surrounded him didn't notice it at all, and they were still beating something violently while making all kinds of strange philosophical sounds.

"I'm going to **** you to death! (Call you to mock!

"Ah? Obediently ♂ stand up! (Do you like this?

"Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho! Give it all to the party! (Broken him up!

"Oh! Flute seller! (Ah! My shoulder!

Finally, after Qiao Maomao cleaned up his appearance, he unhurriedly pulled out the stabbing sword at his waist, and stabbed at one of the furry buttocks, only to see the kobold suddenly twitched and stopped With the last movement, the upper tooth socket almost bit the lower lip, and the whole face was blood red.

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

After he flew into the sky with his hands on his buttocks, the tragic rear feet finally "woke up" the others, and when they stopped, they realized that the person in the center of the crowd lying unconscious on the ground with a blue nose and a swollen face was not Jogo at all, but Is one of the unlucky temporary family members.

"I said earlier that you idiots are not qualified to be my opponents. If you don't believe me, try again."

Although the dogs were ashamed, of course they couldn't be bluffed so easily, so they exchanged glances with each other, and then showed a fierce look again, and rushed towards them with fangs and claws.

Qiao Maomao still didn't move while holding the rapier, but slowly closed his eyes facing the menacing dogs, as if he was not an enemy at all, but an elegant piano dance music played, even if he hadn't made a move yet, Just such a pretentious posture has already bluffed the audience.

After all, when it comes to Jin Moaning's style, he is a professional.

But just before the dogs were about to pounce on him, Qiao Maomao opened his eyes in an instant, and those vertical pupils that belonged to top hunters burst out with an aura that even the TV screen could not block, making the audience tremble. I felt a chill down my spine, as if a sharp knife had just passed through here.

At this moment, the entire time of Dosores seemed to be frozen under the cat's eyes, leaving only a cat standing with a sword, and the cloak on its body was still fluttering in the wind.

There is only one exclamation left in everyone's heart: 'No wonder his nickname is Maoyan. '

"Blade, Waltz."

Qiao Maomao deliberately spoke the name of the move to the relay drone with a voice just enough for the recording equipment to hear clearly, and then his whole cat turned into a phantom, but this phantom appeared almost at the same time Behind a dog, aim the sharp end of the rapier at their buttocks.

"Precise, yet elegant."

Duer~~~~~, this is the sound of a fart.

Finally, when Qiao Maomao's aura gradually dissipated, people's psychological time finally began to flow.

"Hmph...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" xN

Chapter 489 Casimir "The Groom" and Dossores "Elvis"

Just the second after the "time pause", there was a burst of howling, crying, ghosts and gods at the scene of the big chaos audition. The beach was originally full of crowds of spectators. It was completely submerged, and even the live broadcast drones in the sky were so shaken that two of them burst on the spot.

The competition team, whose ears were almost lost, hastily cut off the sound transmission of the live broadcast, but even so, the terrifying shouts that seemed to come from the abyssal methane pool still echoed over Dosoles.

Its voice was humming, like resentment or admiration, like weeping like complaining, and the stinky sound was endless, like the air defense siren when the Colombian bomber team came to drop Agent Orange.

Let's put it this way, even if the audience in front of the TV is deaf, just watching the live broadcast with its own in-brain sound effects will definitely cause your eyes to be disturbed.

However, if you only rely on these few strong men like Popeye Pelo players, you will definitely not be able to shout out such a shocking effect, but all the special effects of Tom's professional skills are full, of course. Sound effects are also included.

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"Hahahahaha, this film man is really interesting! Both swordsmanship and agility are first-class skills, but the actual usage is so unexpected. Is this really a Smash Bros. competition and not a cartoon show? "

Candela burst out laughing after experiencing a short period of shock. After all, she has traveled to various commercial cities in Terra, seen many great worlds, and can still thrive in the war-torn Bolivar. People in a city will not be frightened and overwhelmed by the screams of several Pello ancestors.

But Qiao Maomao's performance really left her an extremely deep impression, which even made Candela have to admit in her heart that if it was replaced by the Longmen "Brother Wei" just now, although they could easily subdue those few He was a strong man, but he definitely didn't have the kind of aura that could make the hearts of unrelated people across the screen stop suddenly.

It's just that Candela hasn't seen Wei Yanwu make a move for more than ten years. Needless to say, the current "Brother Wei" must be stronger than the one she remembers, but this does not prevent her from infinitely improving Qiao Maomao's strength in her heart status, and even started to recruit him.

Among other things, the highly dramatic fighting style of this hand alone is very suitable for the city of Dosores.

As for the arrogant introduction that the other party publicly claimed to have overthrown Wei Yanwu? Candela has already selectively ignored it. Compared with "Brother Wei" who hasn't come to catch up with her for ten years, what is almost within reach is more important.

But no one knows whether this is her way of deliberately avoiding this topic, so as not to deceive herself if it comes true.

Candela is actually a very realistic woman, and she never expects anything about Wei Yanwu, but even so, she still talks about "Brother Wei" from time to time, maybe this is the only thing she has left to cherish thing.

And other things don't matter, because they can all be bought with money.

"Old Pancho, pay special attention to this filmman named Maoyan. As long as he comes to the final round of the Grand Prix, he will directly hand over my invitation letter to him and arrange to meet me on this ship."

"...No problem, Ms. Candela."

Candela was answered by an old man of the Pelo tribe with a white beard. He was tall and heroic, and every inch of his white sea suit was full of military temperament. He was the captain of the mayor's luxury cruise ship, Pancho Sa Lars is also Candela's most powerful subordinate.

How effective is it? Even the exclusive logo of the Xtreme Ironman Summer Grand Prix, which Candela placed high hopes on to compete with the Kiesta Obsidian Music Festival, used an artistic avatar designed based on Pancho's image.

However, Pancho seemed to hesitate a bit when answering Candela's question, especially when Candela mentioned "the last round of the Grand Prix", that is, all the remaining competitors will swim through the artificial sea to come here. The part of the group survival chicken eating competition on a yacht.

This may not seem to be a problem at ordinary times, and no one can maintain 100% attention at all times, but in Pan Qiao's flickering eyes that deliberately avoided Candela after answering, there is something that cannot be concealed. of hatred and anger.

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"Miss, although I am very grateful that you specially invited me out for vacation and enthusiastically took the initiative to cover all my expenses, but I still can't help but want to ask, because of our Miss Shi Huaiya's condition and disposition Maybe you can't make friends in Rhodes Island? Why did you choose me to accompany you?"

On Dosores Avenue, Shihuaiya Cerebral Axe, who is wearing a beach swimsuit but still has the most stylish and luxurious accessories, is strolling leisurely with an ice cream in his hand while enjoying the afternoon sun. This attitude can be seen by others as an untouchable Rich woman, so there is no one who doesn't have eyesight to strike up a conversation.

Of course, this must also have something to do with the tall man beside her, with powerful arms and a one-horned bodyguard with unrestrained green hair. I have to weigh whether my brain can take a punch from her.