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MTL - My Turret Has a Caliber of Three Thousand Meters-Chapter 359 : ""2nd hand **** big sale!""
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The woman in the upstairs room, after washing, put on a very beautiful looking dress, and walked down slowly, elegantly like a princess.
"Pretty?"
"It's beautiful."
The corners of Wei Yan's mouth rose slowly, and after a gentleman's salute, he acted as if nothing had happened. He took the woman's outstretched hand, kissed it lightly on his lips, and said with a smile.
"Come on, my little princess, our nightlife has begun."
"Hopefully this isn't the last night out we've had."
"Of course not, but it is very likely that it will be the last night some people have spent. I hope they have enough enjoyment tonight to avoid regrets in this life."
"I love you."
"Um?"
Wei Yan was stunned for a moment, and was obviously stunned in place. For a while, he didn't know how to answer, but after a while, he stuttered and said, "Why did you say this all of a sudden, you never said that I love you. "
"I haven't said it for many years, and suddenly I want to say it, can't I?"
"Of course, I love you too, my little princess."
"Isn't there a letter from Brother Jiang?"
Wang Jili leaned on the table in a fidgety state. He didn't even know that the cigarette in his mouth was turned upside down. After lighting it, he choked on it, and then angrily threw the cigarette in his hand into the trash can beside him. Taking a deep breath, he put his trembling hands into his pockets and said hoarsely.
"I don't know why, but my unease is getting stronger and stronger."
"no."
"Something has to be done, we can't just sit still."
"The **** officially called Wei Yan is immortal. I can't sleep or eat. Damn it! How can this federation release such a big villain so easily? Those with high salaries are eating shit. !
"
"Hey Hey hey!"
X, who was sitting on the side, shook his head helplessly: "You may have made a mistake. For that god, you are the villain, right?"
"After all, you did that kind of thing while his wife was sleeping. From any angle, you are more like a villain, so what about the **** who is obviously the protagonist of revenge for his wife?"
"Does it make sense for you to contradict me now?"
Wang Jili stared at X with a gloomy expression and said, "Don't forget that the body of the goddess was auctioned back by you, and you put it in your rose club, and let the members enjoy it for three days and three nights. ,I tell you!"
"If we want to die, we have to die together, and you will not be better off."
"What do you say you are in a hurry?"
X sighed lightly before projecting the chat box on the watch into the air: "Mr. Jiang Cheng replied to me earlier, saying that he would solve this matter, let us be prepared and keep a low profile during this time, so say , don't be too nervous."
"After all, I still trust Mr. Jiang Cheng's 1,000-meter-caliber cannon more than unwarranted divine power."
"Moreover."
"Then Wei Yan ran from Nila Star. Even if he knew about it after he ran out, he would go to Haomao Star as soon as possible. How could he come to Beiyin Star? On the silver star.”…
"And our Jiang Cheng company has been very low-key in Beiyinxing during this period of time, and we have never exposed the company's name."
"In this case, unless Wei Yan lost his mind, it would be impossible to run Bei Yinxing directly to find us when he just ran out of the federation."
"Do you think this is the truth?"
Wang Jili frowned and pondered for a while, although he still felt a little uneasy, but the fear in his heart finally calmed down a little. After taking a deep breath, his expression was not very good, and he pushed open the door of the office and walked out. .
"Mr. Jiang Cheng, if there is any news, please contact me as soon as possible."
"Do not worry."
Looking at the back of Wang Jili leaving.
X only shrugged, poured himself a glass of vodka, tilted his head to look at Li Yikui, raised his glass and said, "Drink some?"
"The contrast between you and the front is too big, isn't it?"
Li Yikui looked at X in surprise: "Just now you were just as worried as Wang Jili, but now you are suddenly so calm?"
"Tsk."
X chuckled and shook his head: "Do you know what the first ticket of Jiang Cheng's debut was? It was to tie up all the clients in my Rose Club and start extorting ransoms. This is Jiang Cheng's first debut. ticket."
"I was a relatively early contact with Jiang Cheng Company."
"Do you know what the caliber of the cannon in Mr. Jiang Cheng's hand was at that time?"
"A few dozen meters."
"It's only a few tens of meters, and it can destroy an office building in a few seconds."
"And now, the diameter is more than one thousand meters. After a few seconds, the huge shock wave can even wash half an orange star."
"Generally speaking, by the time you can see the explosion, the shock wave is already in front of you."
"And you know, how long has it been since the caliber of the cannon was tens of meters to the present, and now it's more than a thousand meters?"
X slowly raised a finger and said with a serious face, "It's less than a month."
"In less than a month, it has developed to such a point."
"That's why I bet all my chips on Mr. Jiang Cheng. Can you imagine what would happen if you gave Mr. Jiang Cheng three months?"
"Such people are more terrifying than gods."
"Why should I be afraid of the gods?"
"That **** should be afraid of us."
"He will run away, which means that he can't completely ignore the threat of firepower. Since he can't completely ignore it, Mr. Jiang Cheng will make the **** realize what real firepower is."
"."
Li Yikui was silent for a while with a complicated expression, and then said with emotion: "I don't know if Mr. Jiang Cheng has received the power of your faith. You should be one of his most devout believers."
"Pull it down."
X glanced at Li Yikui angrily, then drank the wine in the cup, lit a cigarette at will, held it in his mouth, leaned on the back of the chair with an intoxicated expression, exhaled a breath of smoke, and used the smoke above his head as he wished. After breaking his hands, he opened his mouth.
"Tell me about you."
"Tell me? Say what?"
"Tell me why you like to lie so much, do you have any hobbies?"…
"Hey, I can sue you for slander. What do you mean I like to deceive people, who am I deceiving?"
"You lied to me about that **** mecha, it can resist the Federation's neutron cannon, and it's no problem to even take a bath in it."
"Hey, you're not finished, right? Are you going to talk about such a thing for the rest of your life?"
"Yes, unless you put on that mecha and let me shoot you with a neutron cannon."
Li Yikui was speechless for a long time before he sighed and raised his hands, begging for mercy: "Xingxingxing, I admit, I lied to you that time, but this time, okay? Did I lie to others? ?"
"Aren't you still selling classes?"
X glanced at Li Yikui contemptuously: "Isn't that count?"
"Hey, hey, how can selling a course be a lie? Do you understand paying for knowledge? What is paying for knowledge, do you understand?"
"Did the person who bought your class make money?"
"No."
"Isn't that cheating?"
"But they don't buy classes, and they can't make money. I didn't interfere with their cause and effect. In terms of cause and effect, I didn't deceive them, but they deceived them themselves, and they could make money by deceiving them. "
"."
Seeing X's disgusting expression, Li Yikui sighed helplessly, and after a long silence, he whispered, "Well, it's actually because I was deceived once when I was young."
"That time left a psychological shadow on me."
"When I just graduated, I walked out of the school environment, and I couldn't touch any women except work and sleep every day."
"Those women in the company have absolutely no development opportunities. I need a girlfriend, or not a girlfriend. I need someone who I treat her well."
"and many more-"
X frowned, raised his finger and gestured in the air: "You seem to be a bit sloppy, what do you mean you need someone who is nice to her?"
"I don't know if you can understand that feeling."
Li Yikui shook his head, lowered his head and continued: "I hope there is someone who can let me be nice to her unconditionally, I want to experience the feeling of loving others, in other words, I was in a state of wanting. I don't even expect anything in return, I just want to be nice to one person."
"It can be roughly understood as a lack of love."
"Later I talked about an online dating girlfriend."
"After chatting for a few days, she asked me to order takeaway milk tea for her. I didn't refuse, but I was a little overjoyed, because I think it must be because she thinks that I have a very familiar relationship with her, so she will do this. speak."
"I order it every time and never turn it down."
"But later, she didn't even chat with me, and only sent me the takeaway and milk tea I wanted to eat at noon every day, and asked me to place an order. Other than that, there was no communication."
"It made me feel like I'm not a boyfriend, but a licking dog."
"."
X said with a complex expression: "This is more than just licking a dog, this is simply an order waiter. The waiters in five-star hotels don't have your service standards, why don't you think about developing in the direction of waiters? The waiter industry has set up a new industry benchmark and has become an unsurpassed **** in the hearts of all waiters!”…
Li Yikui did not answer, but continued to speak with a dazed expression.
"But even so, I didn't refuse. After all, it's just a meal, and I'm not bad for this amount of money. It's a good deal to buy me happy, because I also enjoy this kind of good feeling for others."
"But that went on for three months."
"One day, she suddenly said that she had graduated from college and was going to work in a distant city, but there was no acquaintance in that city. She was lonely and a little scared."
"Oh?"
X picked up the vodka glass on the table, and said in a slightly surprised manner: "Is this a lover who has finally become a family? She asked you to go to work in her city?"
"No."
Li Yikui shook his head with a complicated expression: "She asked me to help her buy a house in that city, saying that after she has her own house, she will not be afraid in a strange city."
"puff!"
X couldn't hold back and sprayed the vodka out of his mouth, picked up his sleeve and wiped his mouth, looked at Li Yikui in disbelief, his mouth slowly grew, and he didn't say a word for a while.
"I just graduated at that time, so where can I get the money to buy a house?"
"Besides, I'm just a lack of love, and I'm not a fool. Isn't it obvious that I lied to me, and then I rejected her."
"Okay, not too stupid."
"After that, she ignored me for three days, but she didn't delete my friends. During these three days, I had trouble sleeping and eating. When I closed my eyes, all the pictures she sent me were in my mind. So on the fourth day, I started Study what the mortgage interest rate in that city is, and plan to buy her a house, and by the way, I will go to work in that city."
"."
X gave a thumbs up speechless: "This, you are really this!"
"But on the fourth day, she took the initiative to message me, saying hello."
"What do you mean? An apology is coming?"
"No, this time there is a strange woman behind this account. The woman told me that someone sold this account to her. She saw the chat record between me and that woman on the product introduction page, and felt very distressed for me, so she I bought the account with money."
"And tell me the facts."
"Let me not trust people and spend money easily on the Internet in the future."
"I was a little confused at the time, but later I found out that my online dating partner had put her chatting account with me on a second-hand website for sale."
"The title of the product is a second-hand licking dog sale!"
"The content of the product is that I can order takeaway milk tea for free, but I don't have much financial ability. I asked him to buy me a house and he refused, and he ignored him for three days. Buying an account needs to say something to cultivate some feelings, so that he can be free again. Get you some food."
"By the way, this licking dog likes to be called his brother. He is ugly and needs to overcome mental obstacles."
"Then I searched the second-hand website and found that there are many like me. There are many second-hand licking dogs that are listed on the Internet with clear prices."
"And my price is 500 stars."
X's mouth that had just sheltered, slowly opened again with a shocked expression, and couldn't close it for a while.
"After the woman who bought the account told me about this, I was shocked and angry at first, but I immediately realized that this woman is a really good person, and this kind of person is worth my free sacrifice."…
"Then I will tell this woman, you are a good person, I am willing to treat you free of charge, please tell me your address, and I will give you takeout every day in the future."
"And then got scammed again?"
"No."
This time, Li Yikui remained silent for a long time with a complicated expression, "I didn't get deceived this time. This time this woman is really a good person. She said that I had misunderstood. The reason why she bought this account was simply to release her."
"I was so confused at the time, I didn't know what it meant to release a life."
"In the end, she said that she was a Buddhist layman and would often release animals to accumulate merits. In addition to releasing animals to lick dogs, she often released things like birds and kittens."
"Since then, my whole mentality has completely jumped."
"I don't want to be nice to others anymore, including that **** Buddhist layman!"
"fuck me"
X's mouth grew slowly, and the whole body was stiff in place for a long time before he murmured: "Your life is really wonderful. If only I had known you earlier, it would be more interesting to watch this scene live."
At this time, Wang Jili was upset, wandering around the streets of a city in Beiyinxing, then standing at a crossroads, after taking a deep breath, he took off the badge on his chest and kissed it, and glanced at the road at will. A shop next to it.
However, with just this sweep, his whole body froze in place!
"Can you not kiss me?"
The resentful and angry voice of the badge sounded hoarsely: "I am also a male, you will cause a great personal insult to me, please respect me, please?"
"Um?"
Soon, the badge found that Wang Jili seemed to be a little wrong.
"Well, are you alright, am I being too harsh?"
"Don't think about it, I don't mean anything else, I just think, we are both males, it's a bit indecent, and"
On the other hand, Wang Jili didn't hear the nagging of the badge at all, but there was a strong fright in his eyes, and his whole body froze in place, looking at a product in the cabinet of the shop next to him in disbelief!
A 1:1 adult real doll, and the face is the female god!
At this moment, this body is under the spotlight in the cupboard!
The surroundings are full of suggestive things like pink!
There is a price tag below.
19998 star coins.
And outside the shop cabinet, he saw a couple.
The woman in this couple is very familiar. Looking closely, she looks like the doll in the cupboard!
At this time, he was facing the couple, standing outside the shop with a calm face, looking at the doll in the cupboard!
"Damn, damn, damn!
"
Wang Jili's whole body stiffened in place, he only felt that his legs were as heavy as lead, and he couldn't lift it up at all. In the bottom of his heart, he scolded Wang Jili angrily many times!
Isn't that dog thing a real one-to-one doll produced in the factory of Good Cat Star?
Why does this doll appear on Bei Yinxing?
Is it still open and aboveboard in the window of Bei Yinxing products?
Moreover, Wei Yan and the goddess actually came to Bei Yinxing, and also saw the real person one-to-one doll.
Done.
There were only two words in his heart for a moment, and he subconsciously clenched the badge in his hand, wanting to escape from this place quickly, but for some reason, these legs were like lead, and he did not listen to any control at all!
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