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MTL - Naruto Has Been Signed In For Three Years, and the Chat Group Only Came-Chapter 76
You are the manager of the green hat, and I am just a few green stripes, Kisuke Urahara complained silently in his heart, and suddenly realized that this is also considered a green hat.
Chapter 138 py transaction
Kisuke Urahara sighed silently, it was really troublesome, although when he came here he never thought that he could solve it without paying any price.
After all, this is also human nature, not to mention that people are still merciful, otherwise judging from the situation, it would be good if they were not killed.
Kisuke Urahara waved his fan, and under the cover of the green hat, he couldn't see his face clearly.
Baifeng looked at Urahara Kisuke and Yahitsusai and Yeichi behind him with a calm expression.
"Why, you still want to continue fighting with me, green hat merchant, it's really scary that so many of you vice-captains and captain-level characters have gathered in this world."
Kisuke Urahara's face froze, and the movements of his hands stopped for a moment, good guy, it's hard to make it through, right?
But in the next second, he was laughing: "How could it be, this teacher, we are enthusiastic citizens of Kongzuo Town who believe in love and peace. It's not good to fight, let alone."
Kisuke Urahara pulled the brim of his hat, revealing eyes full of wisdom: "I'm just a handsome businessman passing by, and trading is my favorite thing."
"That's such a coincidence, I'm just a handsome teacher passing by."
Baifeng took out a bottle of the same hairspray of the same style as Lanran from somewhere and sprayed it on, tidying up his somewhat messy hairstyle.
It's not that Bai Feng is conceited, as long as it is in terms of appearance, there is no one who can fight better than him.
Urahara Kisuke shook his fan happily: "It's really a coincidence, since we are both so handsome, why don't we sit down and talk about it, after all, it really doesn't fit our image."
While speaking, he also made a look at Hualing Tiezhai, signaling him to save people.
I didn't see these unlucky children one by one, even their clothes were tattered, especially those two girls, they were simply immoral and degrading, I really wanted to go up and teach them a lesson.
But looking at the current situation, he still suppressed the evil thoughts very righteously.
Do you understand what the great sage Urahara Kisuke is? Urahara Kisuke walked up triumphantly, seeing Baifeng's expression puzzled.
Why, did too much research ruin my brain?
Kisuke Urahara also calculated what happened this time in his heart. First, the teacher took the job, and then Mako Hirako discovered something abnormal.
Then, just in case, I tried to test it. I thought it was a very simple matter, but I didn't expect that everyone on my side would be hanged up and beaten unilaterally by one person.
Then he went out and negotiated, and if he was not careful, he would fight again. This time, with the three of him joining, plus a few people from the masked team, the fight would be endless.
But judging from the strength of the opponent, both sides must be hurt by both sides, and the fish will die and the net will be broken.
Such a terrifying calculation, Urahara Kisuke felt that there was a pair of big hands controlling their actions, and every move was under his control.
Who is it? The more I think about it, the more startled I become. Kisuke Urahara's forehead is already dripping with cold sweat.
It's really uncomfortable to feel that everything is in the hands of others.
As for Baifeng standing in front of Urahara Kisuke, he was stunned by his performance. You put on a face-changing master, and you changed back and forth before I even spoke.
Helpless, Bai Feng had no choice but to speak first: "Well, you said you were a passing businessman, right?"
"It's a handsome businessman passing by."
Even in this state, Urahara Kisuke still keenly grasped the key point, emphatically emphasizing the word "handsome".
Bai Feng glanced at this guy silently, and suddenly felt that this guy had a thick skin, and he could say such shameless words without changing his face.
Forget it myself, he is handsome, but what about this guy.
After hesitating for a while, Bai Feng finally decided to be an upright person and not lie: "Sorry, I only see the green hat on your head."
Kisuke Urahara was a little speechless: "I already said it's a hat with green stripes."
"Oh." Baifeng said oh, and then glanced at the hat on Urahara Kisuke's head, and said.
"It's not bad, by the way, green hat merchant, since you are a merchant, then give me your goods as compensation."
"It really hurts me, a businessman, to do this kind of loss-making business."
"Then do you want to do it?"
"Then tell me a few items."
"five items."
"make a deal."
"Happy cooperation, green hat."
"Happy cooperation, this teacher."
In a few words, the two of them have already completed a py transaction.
Even Ye Yi next to him couldn't bear to watch this scene, the corners of his eyes twitched, and he cursed shamelessly.
How can I have such a shameless companion? It's really embarrassing. When I go back, I must ask Tiesai to feed this **** Urahara Kisuke more expired medicine.
Bai Feng also got the product he wanted, a righteous soul pill, well, Bai Feng wanted to see if he could get his soul out of his body.
Three Asahi, um, a greeting gift to Sasuke Naruto and the others when he was about to go back.
The last one is a doll, ahem, I made a mistake, it's not a doll, it's Yiku.
It is a perfect copy of a real person, and the touch is exactly the same as that of a real person. There is no difference in the sound, and there is no dead angle in 360 degrees, so that you can feel the happiness of a real person and make you more enjoyable in the process of using it.
Cough cough, of course, Bai Feng is not used for use, he is used for research.
After all, this kind of technology is still very good, and if I lose my job, I can still make a living by selling dolls.
Cough cough, as for why not ask for the information directly, just kidding, how can it be faster to get started by looking at the information directly.
But having said that, Urahara Kisuke made more than one person's skeleton in the original book, and there are many female Shinigami among them.
For example, Rukia, Rangiku, Himori Momo, etc. Does that mean that Kisuke Urahara has already looked at the bodies of these people unconsciously.
Good guy, I didn't expect this product not only to look wretched, but also to act so wretched.
Kisuke Urahara looked at Baifeng holding the skeleton and looked at him contemptuously, as if he understood something, he immediately waved his hand.
"Listen to my sophistry, no, listen to my explanation, things are not what you think, I really haven't seen them."
Who would believe it.
Bai Feng complained silently, then nodded firmly: "Well, I believe in you, goodbye."
As he spoke, he turned his head to look at the side facing Mako Hirako and the others.
"By the way, Mako-san, the teacher hopes you don't attack the teacher casually like today. After all, not everyone is as good-tempered as me."
Saying that, he waved his hand and left, leaving Kisuke Urahara who was about to cry without tears.
He looked at Ye Yi's face, and said with a embarrassed expression, "Can I explain?"
"What do you say?"
Ye Yi pouted, you deserved to wear a cuckold.
Chapter 139 The Terrifying White Wind
Looking at the back of Bai Feng leisurely leaving, Mako Hirako couldn't help gritting her teeth.
I thought that if I and others put on masks and became Kamen Riders, they would be able to ascend to the C position, reach the pinnacle, and enter the fandom.
Who knew that after so many years of hard work and hiding, in the end, they could not even beat an unknown person, even if Urahara Kisuke hadn't come quickly, the group of them might have been cold.
So what's the point of hiding it for so many years? It's been two and a half years since you practiced well, and you'll be at your peak when you debut. How many years has it been for me?
Kisuke Urahara looked at the dejected looks of a group of people, but he didn't try to comfort them. After all, this kind of situation would make everyone feel uncomfortable for a while.
This is like going to meet a girl who has been dating for many years, only to find out that she is married and has two children. It is so sad.
But looking at Mako Hirako, he still asked a serious question.
"Mako, do you know the information about that person, and how you two fought?"
Hearing the question, Mako Hirako put away her frustration and nodded.
"His name is Bai Feng, and he is a new teacher at the school. I think he is very special and may be related to that person, so I am going to test him out."
He didn't say the last sentence, who knew that he would be pressed and rubbed instead of pretending to be coercive.
"yes?"
Kisuke Urahara shook his head: "He should have nothing to do with that person. After all, his strength is too powerful. It makes me feel awe-inspiring as if he is facing the sky. That person can't command him."
Moreover, after looking at Hirako Mako and the others, he continued to speak: "It is also a proof that you survived."
Hearing this, Mako Hirako had to admit that it was true.
...
On the other side, Bai Feng, who put the doll... the skeleton into the system space, happily walked on the road.
The little episode just now did not affect his good mood today.
After all, those few people were too short to arouse his interest at all, and he didn't feel at all after doing it for a long time.
But it doesn't matter, who told him to be strong, Bai Feng came to a street stall, looked at the hot sun in the sky, and then looked at the watermelon in front of him.
Well, summer without watermelon is not authentic, Bai Feng decided to buy two.
Bai Feng pointed to the melon in front of him, and asked the stall owner: "Boss, how much is this melon?"
"1600 yen each, and now we are doing activities, 1000 yen each."
Damn, it's a bit expensive, Bai Feng stroked his chin: "Boss, don't you want me to be ripe?"
The boss suddenly became a little unhappy: "As soon as I sell watermelons, can I sell you raw melon eggs? Do you want it or not?"
"If you want, I definitely want to be sure."
If it's more expensive, it's more expensive. Anyway, if you don't have any money, you can go to the local rich man Lan Ran to ask for it, don't be afraid.
With this in mind, Bai Feng chose two melons that looked the best and left.
But how could there be no sand sculpture group friends when eating melons, Bai Feng thought of this, and immediately clicked on the chat group panel.
But at this point, his eyes were immediately blinded. After a few days of seeing each other, the group of friends is still coquettish.
Zhang Chulan: Question, what should I do if I meet a female ghost.
Yakumo Zi: Just explain to her what materialism is, until she believes that she does not exist.
Rimuru: Yoyo, you are indeed a sage of youkai with a long history.
Yakumo Zi: ... I'm a seventeen-year-old beautiful girl, please be careful, I will sue you for defamation.
Limulu pouted at this, who would believe that you were seventeen years old when you first joined the chat group.
Now that the sea has changed, so many people have entered and exited the chat group, you are still seventeen years old, shameless.
But after thinking about it for a while, he still didn't say anything, for fear of being beaten.
Zhang Chulan ignored the intrigue between the two and continued his question.
Zhang Chulan: Question, if you are a girl, the boy you like asks you: "I installed a big projector in my house, watching movies is super cool, let's try together some other day."
Zhang Chulan: May I ask what this means, implying that confession is pure hospitality.
Seeing this question, Bai Feng immediately became interested, I understand this question.
Bai Feng: I'll come, I'll come, it's just a pediatrics department, it's time to sprinkle water.
Li Xiaoxi: So, you are very brave.
Bai Feng: Low-key, low-key, let me explain the answer to you now.
Bai Feng coughed twice, straightened his hair, and then spoke.
Bai Feng: What he means is, I'm...big...super shuang...together...try...ah.
The next second, the group fell into a brief silence, and even Zhang Chulan, who asked the question, was dumbfounded.
No, this is taken out of context? Can it be broken like this? You are so good, your Chinese teacher must be very pleased.
Tokisaki Kurumi: I don't know what happened, I just know that when I came in, I saw a black shadow flashing past my head, and when I picked up the mirror, there was already a mark on my face.
Zhang Chulan: It hurts, it hurts too much, Isolde, why are you... emm, I'm sorry, I took the wrong line, try again.
Zhang Chulan took it subconsciously, and the next second saw that something was wrong, and immediately did it again.