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MTL - Pet King-~ Toad Palace Folding Laurel (11)
Wu Gang!
Carrying a cold-sharp sharp axe, a bull-like muscle brother is expensive, and he is also a master of wine making while cutting trees all day. After all, there is no mobile phone or WiFi in Yue Gong. What are you doing idle? Something has to be done.
Obviously, the monkeys had all seen Wu Gang, and they were very afraid of the man. When they heard his name, they even consciously awoke from alcohol addiction and looked at each other in shock.
"Hello!" The wine monkey frightened a big, smelly wine goblet, and waved his hands again and again: "No! No! Click! Click!"
It made a gesture of slashing hard, meaning that Wu Gang would be chopped off his head.
Zhang Zi'an did ideological work for them: "I ask you, does this laurel forest, this laurel belong to Wu Gang?"
The rhesus monkey translated his words to the monkeys, and the monkeys shook their heads.
"Yes, the land, trees, flowers, and fruits do not belong to Wu Gang. They belong to all of you. The wine made from these things should also belong to everyone! What age are they, and these backward private ownerships! Reversing the history! If you have wine, drink, and if you have money, spend it. We must achieve common prosperity! "He said indignantly.
Vladimir nodded frequently, and his mentality improved again.
The monkeys were confused, but as the saying goes, Jiuzhuang encouraged people, and under the influence of alcohol addiction, they were usually afraid of Wu Gang. They were hooked by the osmanthus wine described by him at this time. They say they might agree with an arm or leg for a bowl of osmanthus wine.
Things like alcohol addiction cannot really be said.
Zhang Zi'an further instigated:
"Eat wild fruits, prepare liquor, and head straight to the cold chill of Wu Gang, who has good wine there!"
"Eating damn, drinking damn, not enough to find Wu Gang!"
"Not bad, don't store food, everyone has a good time!"
Where have the monkeys heard such deceptive words, they have been stabbed to their inner itch.
Yes indeed! Why do we have to work hard to collect wild fruit reserves for winter? Wu Gang has wine and meat, why can't we let us eat? Grab it!
"Squeak!"
"Squeak! Squeak!"
The monkeys were in a state of excitement, bare chested feet, and a murderous look on their faces, as if Wu Gang really owed them wine, and Zhang Zi'an looked like a savior who guided them brightly.
What does his "savior" actually do? Just shouted a few slogans.
How did Wu Gang mess up this group of monkeys? People make their own wine and drink it. It had nothing to do with the monkeys, but now the monkeys think he owes them wine ... What is the reason? Do you want to grab it because people have me?
The elves shook their heads one after another. This inexplicable slogan was clearly encouraging good work and evil, and preaching that the wine is drunk and the drunken atmosphere, but because they just catered to the psychology of these monkeys, they got such support? It's really the world, the monkey heart is old.
The only thing that didn't come as a surprise was the monkey's same species, π.
Back in the dream world for the first time, when he was caught by a monkey-player and forced into a show, π already knew how selfish and ruthless the same kind was. His later experience in entering the dream of the machine proved this more, so it responded to these The fellows were not sympathetic at all.
When Zhang Zi'an saw the monkeys mobilized, he winked at the wine monkey, who hesitated, nodded, and nodded heavily. Why doesn't it want to drink the sweet-scented osmanthus wine, it usually smells the fragrance from afar, and it almost jumps over it several times.
Not only did he agree, in order to show his determination to break the cauldron, he also opened the wine cellar he had just sealed and distributed the fruit with the scent to the monkeys-these fruits were partially fermented and already contained a small amount of alcohol.
The monkeys scrambled to eat the fruit, and after a while the drunkenness surged, the pace was unstable, and they even started drunkenness, blushing their necks and roughing each other, screaming at the chest, screaming and exhausting themselves, hanging their tails on the branches Shaking off, it was obviously two male monkeys who were riding together ... it seemed like they had a lot of energy to vent.
Some monkeys want to provoke the elves through wine madness.
The fierce elves who were treated by Fina and Vladimir could not stand the disgusting ugliness of the monkeys.
In mythology, part of the reason that the Sunwalker dared to make a fuss about the Temple of Heaven was that 80% of the monkeys also drank too much alcohol at the banquet of the queen mother and daughter, and initiated the drunkenness.
No way, the monkeys are so powerful and thirsty.
If this is the real world, Zhang Zi'an is a little bit intolerable. After all, it is a group of monkeys flickering to risk their lives, but this is not the real world. This group of monkeys should be just game characters similar to strange fish and toad. They think they are The real thing and the behavior is similar to the monkey in the real world, but it is not, so he does not need to feel guilty and so on. Few people will feel guilty about the unknown little character in the game.
Richard landed on his shoulder and said, "Quack! You idiot is probably out of time."
"Why do you say that?" He asked curiously.
Richard rolled his eyes. "If you were born in a troubled time in ancient times, you can use your shameless drive and incitement to make a name for yourself, such as" King of Heaven, Zhang Xiuquan. "
"Who is Zhang Xiuquan? My name is Zhang Zi'an." He waved it away, "The bandit or something ... what annoying."
After the fruit was eaten by the rhesus monkey, he slammed a wine stubbornly with the strength of the wine, "Hey! Fight Wu Gang! Fight Wu Gang! Fight Wu Gang!"
The monkeys didn't wait for it to order, and Hula swept away in a certain direction in the forest. The wine monkey was also mixed in, beckoning them to Zhang Zi'an to follow.
"Squeak."
π stopped them, waved a wooden stick at them, and performed using methods such as swept, vertical splits, mullions, and pole vaults ~ www.novelbuddy.com ~ The characteristics of monkeys are good at imitating. Seeing that there are so many ways to play with wooden sticks, he jumped to a nearby tree, broke the branches, cut off the branches and used them as wooden sticks, and learned to wave like π. Soon, he played well.
Although the monkeys are not elves, they are strong in adapting to the gravity and environment here, and they are ruthless with wine and their insane madness after committing alcohol addiction is a must-have. the power of.
Zhang Zi'an gave a thumbs up to π. Now that the monkeys have weapons, they must be much stronger than bare hands. He ignored this before.
The monkeys waved their wooden sticks, and they roared as if they were primitive tribes, marching toward Guanghan Palace in a mighty manner.
But how does this battle look like the monkeys in Huaguoshan Mountain are making a big noise?
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