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MTL - Save Uchiha, Start From Flipping the Table-Chapter 29
Because the scenery inside the wall is really beautiful.
Ke Yan kept mocking and mocking him, and even used words such as uneducated and unqualified, which made Zilai a little unbearable.
You can call me lewd, you can call me cheap, but please don't say that I have no quality and no education.
Unable to watch the material anymore, he sat on the ground in dissatisfaction, yelling loudly, and at the same time refused to block the hole he dug in the wall.
"see it?"
Hiko didn't mean to talk to Jiraiya, and continued to say to the team members:
"The big man is quick to do things, dig a hole in the wall when he wants to peek, and block the hole when he doesn't want to see, but we, as law enforcement officers, have nothing to do with him.
After all, if the upper beam is not upright and the lower beam is crooked, it is something Hokage-sama likes to do. As a disciple, Jiraiya-sama, it is understandable for him to learn a little bit. "
As he said that, Yan even pulled out the third Hokage as an example.
"Hokage-sama also likes to peek at other people's baths?"
Quan's voice raised several degrees.
She used to think that the third Hokage was a kind old Hokage, who would have thought that he would do such a thing.
Itachi, who had been silent all this time, was also refreshed.
"Hey, hey, kid, you're going too far, you can blame me, please don't involve the teacher."
Seeing that Hiko even dragged out the third Hokage, Jilai immediately panicked:
"How can my matter involve the teacher? It's not good to spread it."
"If it doesn't sound good, why do you still do it?"
Chapter 42 Uchihahiko: Either you swear poisonously, or I will make an announcement!
Yan didn't give Jiraiya any face, and asked with a cold face:
"I know adults don't have family members, and I don't care if the women in my family are peeked at.
But you can put yourself in the shoes and think about it, if the woman you like is peeked at like this, would you feel comfortable? "
"Do you want to?"
Who has no female relatives?
This kind of thing happened to you, can you accept it?
What kind of **** is collecting material, you are a bitch, voyeurism is voyeurism, don't look for such a high-level reason.
"...."
Gan! !
Ziraiya, who was speechless, cursed in his heart.
Of course he doesn't like to see the woman he likes being peeped in the shower, besides, Tsunade's strength is not something that ordinary people can peek at, ah bah bah, no, it's best not to have this kind of thing happen.
"Everyone is a man, although **** is not good, it is not something to be shameful.
But my lord, if you can't control the restlessness in your body and have no place to rest, you'd better find a wife. I believe there will be many women who are willing to marry you, and you can go from the police department to the village entrance. "
"If you feel that starting a family is troublesome and burdensome, and you want to release your restless nature with nowhere to rest, you can find a suitable place.
If you don't have money, I can lend it to you, or even give it to you directly, please don't do this kind of thing again, can you? "
Yan bit your words very hard.
Restless and restless nature......
Captain, your description is absolutely perfect.
If it weren't for the fear of offending Zi Lai Ye, many people would have been unable to hold back their laughter.
"nonsense."
Ji Lai also blushed, and was embarrassed by Yan's questioning in such a way that he had already dug out a three-bedroom and one-living room with his toes on the ground.
"I'm a majestic Toad Immortal, Master Zilai, how can I have no money?"
"Since you have money, why do you want to peek? Or do big people have some shady hobbies?
Hokage-sama likes to watch with a crystal ball, but you can dig a hole in the wall to watch.
Do you know that if you are caught doing this, people will complain? At that time, we will be the ones who will suffer. "
Good guy, you peeked at others when you came here, took a shower, and after you were discovered, you patted your **** and left, our police department will be miserable.
Those who are peeked at will definitely blame the police department.
It is believed that such a shameful thing happened because the police department did not patrol well.
"I........"
I am also dumbfounded
I haven't been back to the village for a few years, and Uchiha popped out such a difficult kid?
One word at a time, putting a big hat on him, and one mouthful at you, mocking him in various ways, and even dragging the three generations of Hokage in together.
What made Zilai even more uncomfortable was that, as a woman, Izumi stared at him with eyes full of contempt and disgust.
Doing this kind of thing, regardless of whether you are a big shot or not, you will be despised and disgusted by women if you are caught, even if Quan is only ten years old.
"Okay, I was wrong, I don't peek at people anymore, okay?"
Ji Lai also raised his hand, I can't say no to you, why don't I surrender?
"If an apology is useful, what do you want the police department to do?"
Hiko does not accept Jiraiya's apology:
"I've heard a lot about your glorious past. When I was a child, I was beaten out of the women's bathhouse. When I grew up, I used Tudun to rush to the hot spring hotel. In the name of my teacher, I went to the bookstore to steal books that children can't read. You have always guaranteed , have you corrected it?"
Boy, I suspect, you investigate me! !
Ji Lai was also furious: "Then what do you say, take me to the police department and lock me up?"
I can't say it again and again, and no one will believe the guarantee, what can I do?
Run away?
Yan cut off the idea of running away from Zilai:
"If you dare to run away, I will post a notice in the village in the name of the police department to expose your good deeds."
"Then what do you want? You said it!"
I also felt like I was going crazy.
Where did this annoying Uchiha kid come from? It's so annoying.
what to do?
In fact, Yan didn't have a good solution, after all, Zilai also had a special status, and he couldn't be arrested, nor could he be scolded.
What's even more speechless is that this guy has a thick skin, and he promises to promise you with his front foot, and he will continue to look at another place immediately with his back foot.
"Make an oath, if you do it again, sir, you will never do it again, and you will only be interested in men from now on."
"Pfft~~~"
Ji Lai almost spurted blood: "Little devil, don't go too far."
The others were also dumbfounded, and even Quan was taken aback. She really wanted to ask: Captain, is this kind of oath too poisonous?
"Smelly brat, you are poisonous. I've said it all. I promise there will be no next time. What else do you want? Why don't you make such a vicious oath first."
"I?"
Hiko blinked, then raised his hand:
"I, Uchihahiko, swear, if I go to peek at a woman taking a bath, I will never do it again. I am only interested in men. Your lord is here."
oath?
It's just bullshit, I, Uchihahiko, would do such a shameless thing?
Jiraiya: "..."
It was completely stupid to be met by the general.
"Itachi, prepare to notify the police department and send out an announcement of what happened today, without missing a single word."
"No, I swear, I swear it's okay?"
Ji Lai was also really flustered, he underestimated Yan's difficulty, and he didn't expect Yan to even dare to swear such a poisonous oath.
Thinking that he would not lift in the future and was only interested in men, Zilai shivered and subconsciously clamped his legs.
"I swore myself that I would never peek at other people taking a bath in the future, otherwise I would never lift up for life and would only be interested in men."
"It's alright, brat."
These few words were almost squeezed out through the gap between the teeth by gritted teeth.
"My lord, you can do what you want."
With a wave of his hand, Yan took the person away. As for whether Zilai would commit another crime, it was best not to let him or someone from the police department catch him, otherwise Yan would directly issue an announcement about what happened today.
It depends on whether Jiraiya's face is thick enough to ignore everything.
After watching the material for a while, he was caught and sprayed, and the one who was sprayed doubted his life and was forced to swear poisonously. road.
"Captain, will this..."
Itachi hesitated for a moment: "After all, the other party is a big shot in the village, the hero of the village."
"Are there any women in your family?"
Yan asked back.
Chapter 43 Konoha has someone who can take care of you!
"Forehead......."
Itachi subconsciously came up with the picture of his mother Uchiha Mikoto taking a bath, and then being peeped by a wretched guy.
Immediately, the murderous intent in his eyes began to leak out, and he couldn't hide his gaze alone.
It's best to kill this kind of pervert directly, one counts as one.
Wait a minute...... What about Hokage-sama?
Itachi looked up at Yan in astonishment.
Yan smiled: "You want to know, why does Hokage-sama do this?"
"...."
Although he didn't want to admit it, Itachi nodded honestly.
The others also looked at Yan curiously, wanting to hear the gossip.
As for how Yan learned of these things, no one cared, and no one would dare to ask casually.
Leading the team to continue patrolling, Yan said while walking:
"Master Hokage knows a very special technique. This technique is called the Telescope technique. As long as he can remember your Chakra breath, as long as you are in Konoha, he can observe you through a crystal ball."
"It's the same as when you are eating, going to the bathroom, or even taking a shower, there are people staring at you."
Fuck! !
As soon as these words came out, many people's faces changed immediately, even Quan was not calm.
Being stared at everything is more perverted than perverted.
Yan is very curious, after his misleading and long-term influence, will Itachi still maintain the respect for the three generations of Hokage in the original book?
Now it seems, a little hanging.
Because Yan's words were like a thorn, piercing Itachi's heart.
He may not care about others, but he will care about his mother.
It can be said that catching Jiraiya peeping made a big change in Itachi's mood.
No matter how smart, no matter how good the overall situation is, a person can't keep calm when encountering such a thing that touches the bottom line of his relatives.