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MTL - Scourge the Entertainment Industry-Chapter 45 so witty
Chapter 45 is too witty (recommendation and collection)
Fans of Xie Tian know that Mr. Xie is a very grumpy master, and he can scold the audience on the show. You can say what kind of **** man he is.
But this is waiting left and right, why is Teacher Xie not answering, can't you see?
These netizens are all waiting to see Xie Tian's counterattack on Xie Tian's Weibo.
At this time someone said: "Look at that Li Deshou's Weibo."
I saw that a netizen on Li Deshou's Weibo left a message: "Mr. Li is too right. Now any cat or dog can be called a teacher...Mr. Li."
This one is called by Teacher Li, but it doesn't feel right.
Li Deshou, who had been waiting for Xie Tian's response, was first happy when he saw this message, so he was concerned, and then he was a little confused when he saw the content?
Are you scolding me, or agreeing with me?
Who the **** is this person? This is a very thankful person.
Looking at this netizen's nickname again, the whole person suddenly felt bad, and he said two words fiercely in his mouth.
"Nima!"
The netizen's nickname is: "I'm not that handsome teacher Xie."
Those netizens who transferred from Xie Tian Weibo instantly burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha, I dare to bite the butt, this guy is the cheeky teacher Xie."
"Just the name~ who else can be except that guy."
"The trumpet should also praise himself, this person is no longer there."
Li Deshou is so angry, I just want to tear it up with you, you still use a trumpet.
If you use a trumpet, who doesn't use a trumpet, but isn't it condescending to use this name! Take me for a fool~~ Ah!
In the teahouse, Concubine Zhang smiled and said, "Oh, my stomach hurts from laughing." Then I took a photo of Xie Tian: "Mr. Xie, you are too bad."
Xie Tian smiled proudly: "How can it be bad, I'm witty, didn't he want to use me to hype it up, I used a trumpet, and I didn't know who was scolding him, and it didn't attract attention."
Shaking his head and sighing: "I'm really witty!"
Hearing this, the smile on Concubine Zhang's face disappeared, and she looked at Xie Tian with a dazed expression.
He wouldn't really think no one knew it was his trumpet.
Don't be a fool! I still think everyone else is as stupid as him.
Li Deshou had a bit of a headache. How could Xie Tian use the trumpet to get his attention? After thinking about it for a while, he sneered in his heart: "Didn't you use the trumpet? I just pointed it out. You won't be able to respond by then."
In fact, it doesn't matter whether Xie Tiancheng admits or not, even if this netizen is not Xie Tian at all, it doesn't matter.
As long as he and "Xie Tian" are torn apart, it is not him or him, and it can attract attention as well.
This is the stunt of tearing the world: being torn!
Then he wrote: "Thank God, you hideous little person, don't think that no one will know it's you if you use the trumpet."
Xie Tian immediately replied with a trumpet: "Mr. Li, you have mistaken the person. How could I be that handsome, talented and good Teacher Xie."
What the hell! This grandson refuses to admit it~!
This is so shameless to say. Just what you said, if you say that you are not thankful, who will believe it!
Netizens laughed so hard, this guy is even more shameless, and now this guy is shameless without his backs, and it's coming.
Li Deshou's troublesome, this guy has a posture that he is not afraid of boiling water, and like a hedgehog, he has nowhere to start.
It was worthy of resentment and replied: "Don't call me teacher!"
Xie Tian: "That won't work! Teacher Li said that cats and dogs should be called Teacher now, Teacher Li!"
"But it seems a little sorry for the kitten and the dog."
This is a blasphemous curse.
Xie Tianxin said: "Don't you want to tear it up, I will fulfill you, see if I don't tear your face full of peach blossoms today."
After being scolded, Li Deshou was happy. Before, it was all soft nails that made him unable to talk. Now that he is red, come on!
"What kind of quality just talk to the seniors like this!"
"Yo, if we don't know each other, don't mess around with each other. I'm really not Teacher Xie in another one."
Then he said: "What's the matter! I just heard it, co-authored that you were scolding Teacher Xie just now."
"Mr. Xie provoked you to provoke you. Why do you scold him? Do you know how hard he works?"
Netizens are speechless, why are you pretending to be confused! I didn't see it until I saw that you can use a trumpet to tear *.
We don't know about your other endeavors, but we do know that you've really worked hard to move forward on a brazen path and go further and further.
Li Deshou: "Why can't I scold him, even an ignorant child dares to write a book, look at what he wrote, and make up and tamper with history."
Seeing the onlookers, the netizens were speechless, and this person was embarrassed. The Three Kingdoms was a novel, not an official history!
From the very beginning, netizens knew that this person was deliberately looking for trouble, seeking attention from hot spots. No one can understand this in this information age.
Originally, I thought this person was shameless enough, and at this moment, I felt that this person's shamelessness had broken through the sky.
Unlike Xie Tian, the shamelessness of that guy makes people feel very happy.
But this **** just makes people hate him and want to beat him.
Netizens couldn't help it.
"What kind of thing are you, you dare to say thank you teacher."
"The sales of your few broken books are not as good as that of the Three Kingdoms in one day, and you dare to say that the Three Kingdoms are not good."
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Then Li Deshou wasn't angry either. The harder the netizens scolded him, the happier he was. What is this, this is attention!
Li Deshou: "Sales don't mean everything. My novels are literature. Three Kingdoms... Hehe, I can't describe it."
It's really cheap and invincible. Some netizens are so angry when they see this.
Even the other concerned authors frowned.
This Li Deshou is too much.
It's so shameless to dare to say this.
The netizens were so angry that they were speechless, waiting for Xie Tian's response, but there was no movement. What does this mean?
After a few minutes of silence, the trumpet, thank God, spoke again.
"There are a thousand Three Kingdoms in the eyes of a thousand people, so everyone should not attack Teacher Li. You haven't really understood Teacher Li. He is actually a very respectable person."
The netizens are dumbfounded. What does this mean? When people say that about you, why do you still speak for him? The trumpet has been stolen?
This guy can't really be Teacher Xie, he's Li Deshou's man, this bastard's one-man show!
Thinking about it like this, the netizens are almost vomiting blood, Mad, who is playing with us alone!
Even Li Deshou was dumbfounded, so thank God.
But tell them in the next Weibo, you all think too much!
Xie Tian: "Look at Mr. Li's three works, Widow, Loneliness, and Second Marriage. The inspiration for the novels comes from life. Mr. Li has a lot of life."
It's a good thing to say that he has a life to say hello to these three books all the way down~!
Netizens are happy this time.
"Yes, Mr. Li has a lot of life."
"Mr. Li's life is really respectable"
"I suddenly envied what Teacher Li said."
Xie Tian didn't say anything and just went to see this Li Deshou's information, just him! At that time, I was dumbfounded, thinking that there are such immoral things in this world!
These three books by Li Deshou describe the lives of widowed and divorced women in rural areas.
It stands to reason that there is nothing wrong with this theme, as long as you express the thoughts that the author wants to express through the influence of emotional and environmental changes on the heroine.
But this Li Deshou's thoughts are really too dark and dirty. The book is mostly about some shady and private matters that cannot be seen on the table, and it is the kind of very rare thing that makes him write as if it is really common in the countryside.
Give the reader a wrong idea.
The sales are so good!
In fact, his character in the author's circle is indeed questioned and despised!
It would be Li Deshou's turn to be dumbfounded and unhappy. Thankfully, he didn't even swear at all from the beginning, just all kinds of soft nails, and he didn't want them.
And now, as soon as these words come out, his character will be ruined, and who will read his books in the future?
You can be shameless and have a bad character alone, as long as no one knows.
It doesn't matter if a few people know about it, but the whole world knows it~~~, then Nima will be ruined.
And just like he wanted to be torn apart by God, it doesn't matter whether this is true or not, the ancients destroyed the bones, and the three became tigers.
Thank God this sentence can ruin his job!
He was looking for attention before, but the amount of attention now, the more damage it will do to him.
Li Deshou is about to vomit blood. You are playing with your eyeballs.
At this moment, he was not looking for attention on purpose, he was simply tearing up *with thanks.
Li Deshou: "How do you talk to seniors? Do you know how to respect the old and love the young?" He wanted to bring the topic to Xie Tian so that he could get away.
When Xie Tian saw this Weibo, he was extremely upset when his eyebrows twitched. Putting aside today's incident, what bothered him most was seeing the old people respect the old and love the young after they finished playing hooligans.
Just like the news you can often see now, in the bus and subway, some elderly people beat the little girl because the young people did not give up their seats.
Sometimes Xie Tian wonders why the young man in the car is this young girl, why don't you beat the guy!
Being old is not an unreasonable excuse, respecting the old and loving the young is a virtue, not an obligation, and if you want to be respected, you must first make others worthy of respect.
Thank God, I am really angry at this meeting~www.novelbuddy.com~ Go to Nima to respect the old and love the young! You kick the widow's door and dig the grave of the dead one day, eat confinement milk and bully honest people, what is your respect for me! "
"Respect the old and love the young! You love the young so much."
The whole Weibo was quiet, Xie Tian's words were soft nails that were neither yin nor yang, but this was the first time he spoke swear words, and he was restrained.
Then the netizen's message swiped on the screen.
"This teacher Xie is too literate, and scolding people is a set way."
"According to what he said, how bad this person is, the sores on the top of his head and the pus on the bottom of his feet can't be described."
"I just said that Teacher Xie is not the kind of master who only dares to run on people and dare not be tough."
"However, a big man like Teacher Xie is so young, and he still loves young children! He is so embarrassed to say it."
Xie Tian is currently following Weibo. As soon as I saw this comment, I immediately left a message under the comment.
"Who's not a baby yet!" A shy expression was added to the back.
Netizens are spraying.
just you! Still baby?
We have never seen such a shameless baby as you are.
You are still shy, can you write the word shy?
"Hahaha, who's not a baby yet? I won't call you Teacher Xie in the future, you'll be Baby Xie."
"Yes! Solve the baby."
In this way, I am thankful that I have the first nickname among fans and netizens.
"Thank you baby"
In the teahouse, Concubine Zhang's gaze towards Xie Tian suddenly became very strange.
"I didn't expect you to be so thankful, baby."
And Li Deshou was angry and wronged, "Thank God you wronged me."
"I've never dug a grave!"
Netizen: "..."
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