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MTL - Scumbags Follow the Good System-Chapter 67 Juvenile Delinquent in Shura Field
When Congliang finally confirmed that she had no evil thoughts about Cong'an, and the cautious liver hanging in her throat, she completely put her back to her original place. She said that she could not be "Chen Shimei". Since she was a child, her father loved to listen to the two of them, and she followed her. I have always felt half-hearted as shameful.
Cong'an didn't sleep, so he put on a small apron and gave Congliang's wallet a few eggs in sugar water as a late night snack. His sleepy head almost slammed into the pot, but it was finally done. Congliang ate one and found that Cong Anfu was sleeping on the table. on.
Congliang's heart is a little strange. In her first life, even the Taiwei couple and her brothers did not adulterate her at all. She traveled with the memory of this world. Even though she knew how to cherish it, she couldn't really replace her relatives. Keeping the intimacy on the surface, she can give good gifts during the festivals, and even the second brother who loves her the most hugs her, she can't say it's awkward.
In her second life, she and Yun Chou had no relatives at all. Except for selling eggs and firewood in the market, they were dealing with people. They basically lived a life of isolation from the world, and Cong Liang didn't feel very lonely.
But in this life, for the purpose of playing a rogue, she has really played a brother for her. She speaks softly, cooks delicious food, and has money. She looks cold and hard but is actually delicate and sensitive. Seems to be particularly sincere and dedicated to family and family.
Congliang gulps down the poached egg and stares at the swirl of hair above Cong'an's head with her eyes. She doesn't dislike Cong'an, and Cong'an seems to like her very much, so it's not a bad thing to have a brother in this life.
After eating the five poached eggs, Congliang drank all the sugar water and scratched Cong'an's head, "Brother, brother? Come in and sleep."
"Well..." Zi An raised his head with his eyes closed, and responded.
Congliang went to take a bath, dried the old man's hair, and ripped off a lot of roots for the troubled self. He vowed to cut it off tomorrow. After all the tossing and drying, he could sleep. When he came out of the bathroom, he saw that Cong'an was still lying on the table. go to sleep.
He got a rubber band and tied his hair at will. Cong Liang walked to the edge of the table, gestured up and down at Cong An's outstretched arm, bent down slightly, grabbed Cong An's armpit with one hand, and grabbed Cong An's leg with the other. Gentlemen, I picked it up easily, but it looked awkward from the tall and long-legged posture, like an ant carrying an egg.
Cong Liang, a very cool princess, hugged Cong An, kicked open the door of Cong An's bedroom, put the person on the bed, dragged his shoes and covered the quilt. It doesn't even mean to wake up at all, the quality of sleep is also **** amazing.
Cong Liang turned on the floor lamp, closed the door of Cong Ann's bedroom and went out, then stretched his waist and yawned back to his room.
I didn't see Cong An quickly pull up the quilt over her head after she closed the door, and kicked her legs a few times in the quilt. It's too embarrassing. He woke up halfway, but he was too embarrassed to open his eyes just now. This sister is too mighty!
Back in the bedroom, Congliang did not turn on the headlights. The electronic wall clock showed that the current time was five past 00:00. Congliang knocked on the system, but there was no response from the system. He thought that Xiao Fangfang might not have grabbed the exemption, and was squatting in the corner with sadness. went.
Lifting the quilt, Cong Liangcai stepped on the bed with one foot, and suddenly shouted "Fuck!" as hurriedly as stepping on the electric door, and jumped two times in a smooth and astonishing manner, jumping from the bed to the cabinet, the hairs on the back of the spine stood up. .
"...It's me." The system's voice was very lackluster.
"Fuck." Cong Liang stroked his little heart with his hands, "Fuck, fuck, fuck!"
"What's your situation...?" Cong Liang looked at the bed in disbelief.
"The orange cat's suit is gone," the system said, "I'm not reconciled, so I kept swiping and swiping, and finally I got this...it's free." It's also free forever.
Cong Liang was squatting on the cabinet, staring at the head of a white snake on the pillow, the size of a human head. Although she was not afraid of snakes, she used to get firewood in the mountains in the past life, and she could always meet in summer.
But in her three lifetimes, even counting the animal world in the TV series, she has never found such a thick white snake. Just looking at its head makes the scalp tingle. She doesn't want to open the agitating part of the quilt to see what it is. appearance.
"It's not a question of whether it's free or not..." Cong Liang turned on the headlights, and the room was brightly lit. She stared at the huge white snake head on the pillow, having the illusion of passing through the White Snake.
Congliang stood by the bedside for a long time to build his own psychology. When the system saw Congliang's appearance, he buried his head under the pillow sadly. Congliang took a deep breath and slowly opened the quilt. Although he had expected it, he was still shocked. of tongue-tied.
It turns out that a snake head as big as a human head is just the tip of the iceberg. Most snake heads are bigger than their bodies, but the system exchanged this thing obviously belongs to a small group of people. The long white snake, except for the part where the tail and head connect with the neck is slightly thinner, the entire snake body is about the thickness of an adult waist, and the whole body is white, and it is very visually shocking when it wriggles.
"You, are you sure it's a snake? Fang..." Congliang was crying, "Didn't you **** take Bai Suzhen away..."
The system pulled his head out from under the pillow, raised his neck directly, and wriggled in the direction of Congliang. Congliang stood stiffly beside the bed, the system lifted the snake body and looked at Congliang, with a hint of sadness in his vertical pupils. "Hiss" spit out the snake letter, and gently tapped his head on Congliang's shoulder.
"Am I a little big..." The system's tone was very sad.
"Your mother is a bit big?!" Cong Liang smashed his stiff legs a few times, closed his eyes and silently recited a few words. This is her companion system, but when he opened his eyes, he looked at the big white snake that almost occupied the whole big bed. , there is no way to associate it with the short-legged Xiao Fangfang.
"How can I feed you like this?" Cong Liang tentatively reached out and touched a giant system whose head rested lightly on her shoulder, "You can swallow a living person with your mouth, what am I feeding you?"
Cong Liang said, "Besides, if you show my brother tomorrow, won't you frighten him to death?" Cong Liang touched the system's head, his tentacles were cold and slippery, and he couldn't help groping along his head to his neck.
"Besides, you also know that my eldest treasure loves to eat snake soup." Congliang caught a grass snake for Yun Chou in his previous life, and after cooking it once, Yun Chou couldn't stop it. In summer, he would give it to Cong Liang every now and then. Grasp…
When the system heard this, it shivered physiologically, and slipped its big head off Cong Liang's shoulder. The aggrieved lump formed a lump and occupied the entire bed, and the old man's tail was drooping under the bed. , it must be a fluffy dumpling, cute, but the system is so cute, to be honest, it is not cute at all, if people see it, it will definitely cause panic.
"Then don't you want to support me?" The system resented: "I saw the main system space swiping the screen, saying that this is a top-quality suit, and they all scream with envy."
"It's really superb." Congliang nodded and found a corner of the bed to sit on, "How much noodles do I have to make for you to eat like this..."
"Snakes can last for several days at a time." The system struggled to the death.
The pointer had already pointed to one point, Cong Liang squatted on the bed, staring at the system with two big eyes, and finally, even sleepy and sad, he kicked most of the system out of the bed, fell out of the space and lay down, not thinking about going to sleep first. .
The next morning, Cong Liangda's summer was tightly covered with a quilt, and the system was in her arms. It was neither cold nor hot, and it was much more comfortable than the air conditioner.
It's just that when Liang Gang opened his eyes, he was still startled reflexively and fell from the bed to the ground.
"It's so **** irritating," Cong Liang rubbed his long messy hair and asked a particularly worrying question at the system's squinted vertical pupils, "You've turned into a snake, will it taste good? Change too? Are humans on the recipe?"
The system's eyes widened, blinked twice, and gently "swiped" Congliang with his tail, and swept Congliang from the bedside to the wall with a bang, his face stunned.
"I'm sorry!" The system scrambled forward and used the tip of its tail to pry Cong Liang from the ground, "I just wanted to play with you..."
"Why the **** didn't you kill me all of a sudden?" Cong Liang rubbed his chest on the floor, "You don't even look at your physique, and you're making a fuss, normal people make you make such a fuss all of a sudden. Two pieces!"
"I don't eat people." The system made a sad circle again, "I just eat noodles."
"One ton for a meal?" Congliang put on his clothes silently, "You hide under the bed first, I asked my brother to make a snack this morning, and I will bring it in for you to eat once. After eating, hurry back to the system space, you are so serious. can't support it."
The system scrolled, and after hearing Congliang's words, he slowly crawled under the bed. Every time he squirmed, there was a sense of loss, which made his conscience feel uncomfortable.
For breakfast, Congliang offered to eat noodles, and Cong An readily agreed. Congliang said that he was dying of starvation today, so he would make some more from Anzu, and Cong Anzu took a small pot.
But at the side of the dining table, Cong Liang faced the small basin, and imagined the thickness of the system. Eighty percent of the time, even going into this basin would not be enough to do anything...
Cong Liang poked the noodles in the bowl and looked at Cong An opposite. He tried to speak twice, but he didn't know what to say, but Cong An didn't know what was wrong. He was a dignified president. , tidy up swiftly, and love to be clean.
If I come back early in the evening, I routinely go to clean up the house and see the huge small square, and I won't be scared to kick my legs.
"Brother..." Congliang sighed helplessly, and said with a stiff smile, "I want to buy a house." She tactfully set the stage before talking about buying a house.
Cong An's hand holding the chopsticks froze, her expression darkened, she nodded, and did not speak or move.
Cong Liang knew that Cong An would definitely be hit, but if he was with Da Baoer in the future, it would be inconvenient to live together, so he had to explain frankly, "I have a little boyfriend, and I want to live with him in the future. It's not very convenient."
Cong An looked up at Cong Liang, "What's the inconvenience?"
Cong Liang: "..." Of course it's inconvenient to make out!
But she couldn't say it clearly. According to her observation, Cong Anbei said that he has no habit of messing around. He doesn't seem to have a girlfriend, and his clothes are buttoned like hers.
I intend to treat Cong An as an older brother in this life. How could Cong Liang make him feel uncomfortable, so he racked his brains and said, "I want to ask you if you can help me find a house closer to you."
Cong'an's eyes slightly brightened again, Cong Liang breathed a sigh of relief, and continued, "It's better to be a neighbor, I'll come back often in the future..."
"Can I get a door?" Cong Ann said eagerly, "I'll buy the next door and get a door between the two houses..."
Seeing Congliang in a daze, Cong'an coughed covertly, "It's convenient for you to come back later."
Cong Liang blinked twice, glanced at the wall subconsciously, smiled and nodded. "Yes, of course."
Seeing Cong'an squinting his eyes happily, Congliang licked his lips and said, "I'm just buying a house, I can probably pay a down payment now..."
"I'll buy it for you!" Cong An said, "Do you want a car?" You just need to be my relative for the rest of your life, and I'll buy you whatever you want.
Cong An didn't say the second half of the sentence, because he said it to other "relatives" two times before, and without exception, he made people angry. Not even the blind can see it.
Congliang was so happy, even if she was still young, she was still an old monster who had lived two lifetimes. Seeing Cong'an's appearance, she couldn't help laughing, "I don't need the car anymore, I can't drive it. , house brother, help me to see and buy."
Congliang gave Cong'an a reassurance very generously, "I also like to be close to my brother. It's just right to open a door on the wall, but the house is not too big. It's empty and doesn't feel like home."
This is about Cong An's heart, there are several villas under his name, but he doesn't like living in that kind of overly large houses. , very lonely.
Cong An bought this two-bedroom, one-bedroom apartment in a densely populated area. Although it is lonely, the small house does not feel so empty. Originally, Congliang said that it was inconvenient to live with someone, but he thought Congliang hated the small house. I wanted to talk about moving to the villa, but I didn't expect this sister to go with him.
"Okay, leave the house to me." Cong An Xinran agreed, and he imagined that the partition wall would be knocked down and directly installed on the partition fan, so that the two families were one family, and he still lived with his relatives.
"Which boy is your little boyfriend?" Cong An knew that Congliang's relationship between men and women was very chaotic, and the information was clear, spanning half a circle. But he didn't mind. Cong Liang became his sister and his relatives, and he could handle it casually in the upper circles of Qinglin City.
"He doesn't have a home. He came out of the orphanage. He will have the opportunity to introduce him to my brother in the future." Cong Liang bit the head of his chopsticks. She didn't know if Cong An heard it or not. Anyway, she heard it. There was a bang in her room just now, and she didn't know the system. knocked something down.
"That," Cong Liang put down his chopsticks and stroked his hair, trying to make himself look pure. "I have a pet... It's a little big, and it's in my room. I got it back when you fell asleep last night," Cong Liang said, "Okay, okay?"
An Zheng wondered from the data that his sister has always been playing, but the goal is to have a lot of people in the circle, why did he still get an orphanage?
Listening to Liang Liang said that she got a pet back last night and took advantage of him to fall asleep, was she afraid that he would be unhappy?
"It's okay, it's okay," Cong An hurriedly waved his hand, "It's okay to be big, it's a cat or a dog, do you want to buy something..."
Just as he was talking, the phone rang, Cong An answered the phone, put down the half-eaten side, looked at his watch, turned to get dressed, "Little girl, I'm in a hurry, I have to go first, your pet, you Get it yourself, I don't have any taboos. You have money and a card in the living room drawer to buy, and the card has no password, you can figure it out by yourself..."
While talking, Cong An had already opened the door and left, and Cong Liang had chopsticks in his mouth and the word "snake" stuck in his throat, good brother, you should listen to me.
Cong Liang poured both her and Cong An's unfinished noodles into a small basin, stirred it up, and it didn't seem that the paste was so serious, so he carried it into the bedroom, and as soon as he entered the door, he faced the head of the system boss, and almost threw the basin Buckle up on the face, "You want to scare your mother to death?!"
The system stepped back, staring at the basin held by Congliang, stretched out the elder's letter and shook it twice, "hissing" impatiently, and was deeply despised by Congliang, even if he got Bai Suzhen's body , and can not change the essence of Zhu Bajie.
Snakes swallow everything they eat, and it is really difficult for the noodle thing to **** and slip.
When he opened his **** mouth, Congliang was shocked again, his head didn't look big, and his mouth was open to the back of his head.
A pot of noodles that was about the same temperature as hot and cold was poured into it, and Jian Liang took a look at the system's head, but he didn't see a single shadow.
"Are you full?" Cong Liang asked.
"I don't feel it," the system said.
"How does it taste?" Cong Liang asked.
"I didn't eat it," the system said.
The last person and a snake "fuck" at the same time, and the breakfast is over.
Because I don't know if Cong'an is afraid of snakes or not, even if he's not afraid of snakes, I don't know if this snake is several circles bigger than a python. Do not come out from under the drilling machine of the system.
Positioning Jiang Yin's position from Liang's mobile phone, he first went to the barber shop to cut his hair, leaving only a little bit down from his ears. Under the froth about the corner of the hairdressing brother's mouth, he finally agreed to have a few curls permed. It was dyed black, so hot, and the bells and whistles fell off, but it looked like a highlight, the fluffy rolls with ears, as my little brother said, the effect is very foreign.
Congliang spent 70 yuan to get his head fixed, and then he took a taxi and looked at the little person on the mobile phone to find her big baby.
Jiang Yin was arranged by Liu Gaoyuan to lead the parking space at the entrance of the Xingyue Hotel, and he helped people to park the car. Although he was not tired, he was a good driver when he was driving. He was not refined at all. For the money, the car is relatively high-grade.
It's fine when there are few people. If he encounters a tight parking space at night, his skills with these two knives often fail to park in the parking space, and his face is sweaty in a hurry, and he can't afford to pay.
From Liang tossed his hair, it was two or three o'clock in the afternoon when he arrived at the door of the hotel, when the sun was poisonous in the day.
There is a central park opposite the hotel. Congliang originally planned to buy some drinks and wait for her eldest baby to get off work here, and then go to eat delicious food together. Whoever thought of getting out of the car saw her eldest baby get out of a car sweating profusely. He ran to the **** of the car, looked at it, got into the car, got off again after a while, looked at it twice, and roughly gestured the distance with his hands, then got back into the car, and got off and on again.
After five or six times of tossing like this, sweat dripped down his face to his chin, and he didn't stop in the end, his face was full of anxiety.
When Cong Liang was backing up in Jiang Yin's car for the seventh time, when he walked to the front, Jiang Yin concentrated on reversing, and when he saw Cong Liang standing in the way behind the car, he was stunned for a while, and when he opened the window, he scolded.
"Fuck you, I didn't see Lao Tzu reversing, don't stand in the way!"
Congliang didn't hide, he waved to Jiang Yin, "Don't step on the accelerator, I'll help you."
Jiang Yin slammed the car door down, and was about to drag Cong Liang away, when he stood there dumbfounded, the hot sweat in the summer dripping down his brows, and he didn't even bother to wipe it.
Cong Liang bent down and lifted the buttocks of the car with one hand, pushed it forward first, aligned the line, then dragged it back like playing with a toy car, and placed it firmly in the parking space, measuring the distance between the cars on both sides. Same.
"Okay!" Cong Liang looked back at Jiang Yin who was dazed, raised his hand to wipe the sweat off Jiang Yin's forehead, and closed Jiang Yin's chin manually.
With a smile, he said, "How about it, forget it with me," Cong Liang raised her thin arms and made a strong gesture, and approached Jiang Yin with bright eyes, "Do you like it?"
The two of them were very close. The sun at noon was already hot enough. The two people were so close together that they were not only hot but also stuffy. Jiang Yin took a step back and looked at Congliang's thin arms with strange eyes. Although I was still shocked in my heart, after the energy passed, I didn't know why I was confused. I remembered the last night when this woman burrowed into his bed, and the roots of my ears slowly turned red.
Fortunately, it was already hot, and his face and neck were flushed by the sun, which perfectly concealed his untimely shyness. Congliang saw Jiang Yin without saying a word, and moved forward again. Jiang Yin put one hand on Congliang's forehead, pushed it, looked away, and muttered, "I like you, you big head."
How can a man like how powerful a woman is? This woman will wrap him the second time she sees it, and the fourth time...get under his bed, her brain is really not very normal.
Jiang Yin locked the car, turned around and handed the key to the doorman who specially kept it, and got into the small pavilion where he could rest when no one was there.
Cong Liang wanted to follow her in, but Jiang Yin didn't give way at the entrance of the station, and he didn't even look at her. Anyway, he wouldn't let him in.
Congliang is not like a normal little girl. She can't wait to go out on the street in such a big sun to be afraid of getting tanned, because she can't get tan at all, her face can be adjusted in any direction she wants, and she can even be youthful.
But Cong Liang also felt uncomfortably hot. Seeing Jiang Yin's resolute attitude, he didn't insist, and went across the street again.
Just waiting for a car to stop for Jiang Yin, Congliang will sway over, stand by and watch, if Jiang Yin can't stop, she will manually help drag it in.
It's better if you don't look at Changliang. Seeing Jiang Yin, he couldn't stop entering. He was so angry that he flew her with a knife. Congliang thought it was Jiang Yin flying with her. From the afternoon to the evening, there were more and more cars. Going back to the opposite side, he was leaning outside the small pavilion, helping Jiang Yin with a smile all the time.
Originally, there were a lot of cars at night, and there were two people who parked. With Congliang's help, Jiang Yin could handle it alone. The doorman who stopped the car didn't know where to go, so he disappeared.
It can be considered that the peak of the night has passed. Jiang Yin sat in the small pavilion, and Congliang was leaning against the pavilion. He was about to get off work, and he asked Jiang Yin in a good temper, "What should I eat after get off work?"
When it got dark, Jiang Yin was sitting in the small pavilion with a confused expression. He didn't understand a girl who had been in the sun all afternoon and didn't even drink any saliva. Is it just to have a meal with him?
When he saw this woman's way of talking and flirting with him, she was an old oil, she was so stupid, no girl was so delicate and beautiful, who the **** was with her? !
"We serve dinner at night." Jiang Yin said.
"You can eat less, go out for another meal with me, please choose what you want." Cong Liang tapped on the window of the small pavilion lightly, rubbing Jiang Yin with a good temper.
"Don't go."
"Don't, for the sake of me waiting for you all afternoon." Cong Liang said unhurriedly.
Jiang Yin was silent again.
The lights outside the hotel were all turned on, and there were originally in the small pavilion, but Jiang Yin didn't turn it on. Jiang Yin didn't say a word from the good news, so he opened the door of the small pavilion and tried to enter, but was not blocked.
It wasn't very ventilated inside, and it was very stuffy. After taking two steps from Liang, he kicked Jiang Yin's foot, and Jiang Yin quickly shrank his legs.
The atmosphere was sticky and sultry with something else that made people tremble. Cong Liang approached Jiang Yin, and by the neon lights in the distance, he first raised his hand to wipe Jiang Yin's reflective forehead, and it was really wet.
"Isn't it hot?" Cong Liang asked in a low voice, with teasing in his voice.
Jiang Yin grabbed Congliang's wrist, his palm was hot and wet, and said harshly, "Don't touch it!"
"It doesn't count for what you say?" Congliang grabbed Jiang Yin's wrist, hooked Jiang Yin's chin with his other hand, and turned Jiang Yin's head toward her, "You told me to soak it, Lian Dun Don't eat with me, the man is big... alas!"
Cong Liang pressed a cry of exclamation back into his throat, and fell into a tidy embrace with the boy's rapid and hot breathing as he wished.
The author has something to say: Jiang Yin: Don't touch it.
Cong Liang: Touching the forehead is called random touch? Do you want me to teach you what groping is?
Jiang Yin was short of breath: ...you teach me quickly.
Cong Liang: Huh? Said to be pure and cute.
_(:з"∠)_ I'm blown away, love you guys, refills, the system is a god-level suit, it can be used in the next world, I'll be the first to spoil a little bit, the next world will be the end of the world, (not zombies!)