MTL - Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!-Chapter 135 unique folk worship

  Chapter 135 Unique folk worship

   "Help me? Can this kind of thing help?"

   Uchiha Daiwa's eyes are bigger than a bull's.

  You can ask someone to help you with other things.

  I'm so lucky, can someone help me?

  Who is so powerful?

   "No wonder, it turned out to be like this."

   "The upstairs is as witty as I am."

   "When Dr. Chen asked me just now, I understood what was going on."

   "Everyone is a fellow."

   "Hahaha, hello folks."

  Uchiha brought the baby in a daze.

   Some water friends seem to have the answer in their hearts.

  But more water friends are still the same as Uchiha with a baby.

   Have no idea what's going on.

  Looking at the cloudy barrage content on the screen, Chen Yu smiled faintly.

  The water friends in my live broadcast room are not only working hard.

   Brain hole and analytical ability should not be underestimated.

  As soon as I started, so many people already guessed the answer.

pity.

   Even if they break their heads, they can only guess a little bit.

   "Old irons, can any of you tell me what's going on?"

  Uchiha and the baby looked more and more confused, and in desperation came out his hometown dialect.

  Chen Yu said: "You first recall, before your grandparents passed away, what was the thing you did the most every day."

   "What do you do the most every day?"

  Uchiha brought the baby into deep thought.

   "Eat, sleep, serve... burn incense!"

   Uchiha took the baby and said fiercely: "Shangxiang, the two elders have to offer incense every day, three times in the morning and noon, without missing a single time."

  Speaking of this matter, Uchiha felt awkward with the baby.

  When grandparents were alive, a shrine was built at home.

  From the memory of Uchiha bringing the baby, I can smell the smell of incense every day.

   It was okay at the beginning, and the smell is quite good.

  But I can't stand the smell every day.

  Clothes and hair are also gradually contaminated with this smell

  The children are reluctant to play with him.

   Said he had a strange smell on him.

   When he was in kindergarten, many teachers asked him about it.

   Did something happen at home?

   Today.

  As soon as he smells the incense, Uchiha will unconsciously think of the childhood shadow when he was a child.

  Chen Yu said: "Your grandparents offer incense to worship your local so-called family immortals, right?"

   "Yes, yes, these are the things."

   Uchiha Daiwa said with a complicated expression: "Almost every family in our Northeast enshrines the Immortal Family."

   "It is said that they are house immortals, but they are actually wild animals."

   “Sometimes, I really don’t know what they think.”

   "To enshrine Arhat Bodhisattva, the Jade Emperor Taishang Laojun is fine, but he wants to enshrine a group of wild animals."

   "They are all common animals such as foxes, weasels, hedgehogs, and snakes."

   "I wish them good luck and blessings, this is not a joke."

   Uchiha brought the baby and began to complain unconsciously.

  If it is dedicated to the gods and Buddhas in the sky, it will be fine.

   After all, no one in the world has seen them appear.

   Maybe it is really as powerful as the fairy tales say.

   But a large group of common wild animals are enshrined.

  What's going on?

  If they can really bless.

   The zoo must be the first to make a fortune.

"etc!"

   Uchiha was taken aback with the baby, and said in astonishment: "Doctor Chen, you won't tell me that my bad luck is given by them?"

  Chen Yu smiled and said, "Before answering your question, can you bring the shrine that your grandparents enshrined in front of the screen first."

   "This... I'll look for it in the storage room."

  Among the whole family, only Uchiha's grandparents who brought the baby believed in this thing.

  After the two elders passed away, the parents put away the shrine.

  If it is not thrown away, it should be placed in the storage room.

   After speaking, Uchiha got up and left the screen with the baby.

   As soon as Uchiha walked away with the baby, a lot of barrage immediately appeared on the screen.

   "Do you know why we Northeast people don't eat wild game?"

   "I can answer this question, I can't offend big ones, and I can't offend small ones."

   "Hahaha, as witty as you."

  "Big Siberian tigers can't be beaten by blind bears, but small foxes, weasels, hedgehogs, and snakes are all fairies. Do you dare to touch them?

   Are you moved? "

   "For them, talent is the essence of game."

   "By the way, that buddy's whole body is European, can't it really be given by a family fairy?"

   "Judging from his tone of voice and appearance, it is obvious that he does not believe in the existence of family immortals. It would be good if family immortals don't mess with him. How can it be possible to bless him? Don't forget, veterans, family immortals are not ordinary."

   "Don't worry about so much, just wait and see."

  Most of this wave of barrage comes from water friends in the Northeast.

  First, let’s talk about the origin of the five great immortals.

   Immediately afterwards, the discussion focused on whether Uchiha's luck with the baby was given by Kaxian.

   It stands to reason that this kind of outrageous luck may not be encountered by one person in a million people.

  There must be some special reason behind it, which will cause the luck to burst, and good things will happen when you go out.

   It’s not that I found someone to change my life.

   It means that the ancestors have accumulated virtue and been blessed.

  Chen Yu mentioned Jiaxian.

  Everyone can't help thinking about this.

  Fox yellow, white willow gray, five great masters.

   There is almost nothing that the elderly and children in Northeast China do not know.

  Even now, many people still keep them at home.

   About their deeds and legends, go to the streets of Northeast China and ask a few old people, and some of them definitely know.

   And can tell you in detail.

  The five types of family immortals are not only powerful, but also have a bad temper.

   Be careful when making offerings.

   Burn incense three times a day, not less than once.

   During the holidays, except for wine, meat and fruits.

   Smoke can not be less.

  That's right, the fairies are lucky.

   After about ten minutes, Uchiha brought the baby back to the screen in disgrace.

  Holding a shrine as tall as half a person in his hand.

   There are several long strips of yellow paper pasted inside.

  Due to the age, the handwriting on it is blurred.

  Water friends try to open their eyes wide to see, but they can't understand what is written on it.

   "Doctor Chen, this is the shrine that my grandparents worshiped during their lifetime."

   "As for what is offered, I don't know too well, it seems to be a fox."

  Uchiha took the baby and put the shrine on the computer chair, and raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his head.

   Immediately afterwards, Chen Yu looked carefully at the shrine.

   "Doctor Chen, now you can tell me, the luck I get, is it from them?"

  Hearing this, Chen Yu didn't answer directly, but asked another question instead.

   "After your grandparents passed away, one day your relatives visited your house. Did you say a few words that made your relatives very unhappy?"

   Uchiha took the baby to think for a while, nodded and said: "That's the thing."

   Relatives said that the grandparents of Uchiha who brought the baby are different from the family gods enshrined.

   Belongs to a family fairy with a high seniority.

  Continue to enshrine, and you will be blessed with good luck.

  Thinking of smelling the choking smoke again, he couldn't help but speak back.

   Satire is a lie.

  If he can have good luck for the rest of his life, he will believe that Jiaxian is real.

  Uchiha Daiwa, who was only eight years old at the time, was somewhat rebellious.

  No matter what the relatives say, he will do the opposite.

  (end of this chapter)