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MTL - Start with Batman-Chapter 355 Heihanhan wants allegiance
"What's your father?" Chu Cheng couldn't help being speechless as he looked at the big, stupid man, "Don't you have a father yourself?"
According to human language habits, this should be a greeting from the family and ancestors. Once the word is light, it will be a verbal keyboard output, and if it is serious, it will be a PK Mortal Kombat on the street. In short, most of the expressions are hostile, not very polite.
In the end, I didn't expect that this guy was not only not angry, but also happily said: "Yes, yes, there was no such thing before. But from today, there is another one."
Chu Cheng: "..."
That's not all. I saw this stupid big man shaking his head, and continued: "Actually, I had it before, when I was born, I naturally had a father.
But then I became stronger and stronger, and one day he couldn't beat me. Do you think I can let someone weaker than me act as Lao Tzu? Of course not, right?
So from then on we exchanged, I will be the father and he will be the son. "
Chu Cheng: "......"
Ah this... Suddenly I don't know what to say.
It stands to reason that he is a foreigner, this is how people have been since ancient times, and outsiders have no right to intervene. But having said that, it still feels weird...
No, it doesn't matter.
Chu Cheng realized that he had missed the point, and brought the topic back in time, saying, "What were you doing there just now? How did you find this place?"
"I don't make it."
Heihanhan scratched his head: "Someone in the clan said that the Star Boundary Void is going to hold a conference. It must be very lively. My father...ah no, my son told me that if I can get the first one to go in Temple, the flight of our family is just around the corner.
I am born with supernatural power, and I rarely suffer when fighting with others. In addition, I am a well-known wisdom star in our clan, known as both wisdom and bravery, if I go out, I have a good chance of winning this reward, so I came..."
Chu Cheng was silent.
Brave and wise...?
That's all for being brave, after all, after just fighting, I found that this guy's brute force is indeed tyrannical. With a new and completely different armor that far exceeds the output of the Mark series, it can't hold it back. If it weren't for the transformation into Hulk, it really wouldn't be able to fight him head-on.
But if it is said that this is the best brain of their whole race, then the talent of this race must be full. Otherwise, Chu Cheng wouldn't be able to imagine how such a whole family of reckless people got along to this day.
"Oh, by the way, I'm far worse than you." The Levi giant shook his head, "It's true that I have great scheming and supernatural powers, but I'm still far behind you in terms of intelligence. My son used to say that there is something beyond the sky. I still don’t believe in such nonsense, but now I do, so from now on, you are the father and I am the son.”
As he spoke, he showed a smile that was somewhere between naive and naive.
"With you here, my son naturally doesn't want to think about the Rao Shizi Temple. But if you have anything that can be used for your son, please tell me!
When I got back, I told my clansmen that although I didn't get into the temple this time, I recognized a new dad, and everyone must be very happy. Hahaha......"
Chu Cheng: "......"
At first, for a while, he wondered if this guy was so wise and stupid, deliberately pretending to be crazy and fooling himself to show mercy, but then he remembered, our armor has a lie detector?
As long as this person's mouthful and daddy calls are half false, the sensitive lie detection black technology of the brand new and completely different armor must respond.
However, if every sentence of his is tested for "whether it is true", the response given by the armor is always "yes", "yes", "yes"...
Tie Hanhan, the appraisal is complete.
"You still didn't say how you found it here..." Chu Cheng was a little weak, "It's not about this planet, it's about this camp."
"ah."
The Giant Levi was stunned, his eyes began to wander: "Well... oh, that's right. It was after I came to this planet, er... Suddenly, I had a flash of inspiration, and I noticed the clues keenly. Combining the clues and reasoning meticulously, following the clues tactfully, and using all my ingenuity and insight, I finally found the location of this villain..."
For the first time, the lie detector started saying "no" "no" "no".
It doesn't even need an instrument, though, and it's actually evident from the guy's erratic twinkle in his eyes and tone of voice. It can be seen that this black and simple IQ is really not good at lying, and he almost slapped the word "lie" in the face.
That's the first lie the Levi giant has ever told, right in the part about how he found the camp. Maybe it means that he is instigated by others behind him, or maybe he has some connection with the army commander.
In short, there are tricks.
"Looks like someone wants to fire the recoil gun again."
Iron Man's five fingers spread out, and the palm that almost touched the opponent's forehead began to accumulate energy. And it wasn't a bluff, Chu Cheng knew that this black and foolish head was hard enough to eat and he wouldn't be able to die in one shot, so if the other party didn't intend to confess, he wouldn't mind giving him a few shots to appetize first.
"Ah no, dad, don't be angry, let me tell you!" Hei Hanhan had just realized the power of the recoil gun, and said with a sad face: "Actually...in fact, I just forgot the place after landing.
Every road in this ghost place looks similar. I turned around three times and then lost my direction. When I came back to my senses, I saw a camp here.
I got it together and found that it happened to be these **** named Cantel. I thought of my dad... oh no, my son said there was a wanted man in Cantor's chops, and said he... seemed to have committed something anyway. If you can catch him, it will be of great benefit, so please be careful when you tell me to come out. I didn't expect to come across it by chance..."
Chu Cheng pondered for two seconds, and asked, "So, it means that you got lost...just got lost and came here?"
Heihanhan nodded like a chicken pecking at rice. ,
"So what did you lie to me just now?"
"Because... because I'm afraid that if I say I'm lost, my father will think I'm not smart." He shook his head, "Actually, I'm not in a good state today, and this broken road is already difficult to walk. …”
Chu Cheng was silent.
What this says...
Talk like you'd trust your pig brain if you didn't get lost.
Then enter the built-in first-person view and polygraph interface of the Iron Man helmet. I saw the lock box locked on this black man, and lines of "yesyesyes" were constantly brushed out next to it.
Suddenly, inexplicably, it seemed like a lie detector was mocking this guy's IQ.
I asked some more topics about the conference of the temple, the appearance of rumors, etc., but found nothing. But Chu Cheng wasn't surprised, he didn't expect this fool to know anything. The reason why asking is completely routine, just like ARPG players have to talk to every npc at least once when they run to a new map, it is purely a player's self-cultivation.
When this Heihanhan recognized his father so willingly and clamored for allegiance, Chu Cheng thought of giving him a crutch for a while.
After all, Heihanhan can fight if nothing else. Although there are no fancy abilities, it is not bad as a pure fighter, and it is not bad to have a strong fighter with an unknown future.
But on second thought, it occurred to me that it was a flaw to have no brains. Considering the nature of the next action, it may be inconvenient to carry such a big man on the move, so I gave up for now.
Feeling that there was nothing he wanted from this guy, Chu Cheng didn't want to waste any more time. But as soon as Iron Man took off, Heihanhan became anxious and wanted to follow him, but despite his amazing strength, he couldn't fly, so he screamed anxiously, begging his new father to take him with him.
"Wait for my signal~www.novelbuddy.com~ Iron Man said while taking off, "I will call you if necessary." "
Heihanhan was in a hurry, looked around, and his eyes quickly fell on the corpse of the army leader who was thrown aside. With a thought, he shouted: "Bounty! Your bounty!"
"Oh that, it doesn't matter."
Iron Man rose in mid-air and said casually.
"I'll see you off."
Anyway, Chu Cheng's purpose was to kill the army commander, and he was not interested in any bounties. He then had to go to the temple to have a look, so it was naturally inconvenient for Iron Man to carry it around.
"Huh? Send me?"
Heihanhan watched Iron Man disappear into the sky, looked at the black spots on the horizon, and then at the corpse at his feet, opened his mouth.
This new dad... is too kind to me, right?