MTL - The Era of Hard Work-Chapter 22 Talking and laughing

   Chapter 22

   "These two thieves are too miserable."

  In a room of the police station, a young policeman looked at a short pickpocket sitting on a chair: "Have two sausages hanging on his mouth, are you acting like a good thing?"

Behind the    there is a face with a Chinese character, quite serious: "Can't you handle it?"

The young policeman glanced at the insects hanging on the two thieves, and shuddered unconsciously: "The infirmary has limited conditions, so it's okay to deal with scratches and bruises, this kind of weird injury... I've called the doctor, I'll wait. "

   "Can't wait!" Pingtou shouted with fear on his face: "Poisonous! Poisonous! If you wait any longer, people will die!"

   The short pickpocket was talking while smacking his sausage mouth, limited by his strangely shaped mouth, no one could understand what he was saying.

   Guozi's face is so worried, pickpockets are hateful and should be treated severely, but there is no accident in the station, and he asked the young policeman who was in charge of the medical box in the station: "Is there any danger?"

   "Don't worry, there's no danger." The young policeman said, "I saw the scene, I've seen both things, and it's going to be hard at most."

   If they didn't know each other, these two thieves would have been sent to the hospital long ago.

  Relax your heart, these pickpockets deserve it!

"help me…"

   The short pickpocket finally squeezed out a clear sentence from the two sausages.

   He had taken off his shirt, and he couldn't move because of his control, so he could only look down at the bugs on his body.

  The worms kept agitating, like a child swallowing milk, the flat body gradually swelled, became round and swollen, and watched from the beginning of five centimeters to nearly ten centimeters, the ghost knows how much blood it sucked.

   The dwarf has at least two bugs on his body by feeling.

   What's even more terrifying is that he didn't feel pain when he sucked blood so much.

   There is still a mouth, which is painful and itchy, more uncomfortable than a needle stick.

   Isn't it really poisonous? The short pickpocket flashed a silly face with mud and sweat in front of his eyes, the country boy is too sinister!

   I seem to have heard people say that rural teenagers can't be messed with! Sure enough...

   Guozi face looked at the leech that sucked blood and became long and drooping on the shorty pickpocket. He stretched out his hand to catch it. The young policeman hurriedly stopped it: "Don't pull hard, the wound will expand and it will become infected."

   "Don't you know leeches?" The Chinese character face asked: "Can't handle it?"

  The young policeman said: "I've only seen it a few times in my hometown. No one has nothing to study such disgusting things. It's better to go to the victim. It's not the way to smoke like this."

   Chinese character face pointed at the shorty: "Where are these two fat sausages?"

  The young policeman thought for a moment and said, "It was made by itchy hotties. In my hometown, sticky tape or plaster is used to stick it out. His position is not good, and it is easy to stick to baldness..."

   Guozi face and waved his hand: "I'll ask the owner, these two stupid thieves are unlucky."

   "It's not that you're stupid." The young policeman said, "It's because I met someone with a heart, and no one in the countryside carries this stuff with them. That boy is not easy."

  …

   in another room.

   A policewoman with a square face said: "I understand the situation clearly, you can look at each other, no problem, sign your name, and leave your contact information or contact address."

   She specifically asked the short-haired woman, "Reporter Fang Yan, do you have anything to add?"

  Fang Yan shook her head: "It happened on the bus, we saw the same thing."

  Nike man took the initiative to say: "If you have any questions, find me, I am the victim!"

   Lu Dong took over the transcript and quickly read it.

   The facts of the case are clear and the evidence is conclusive.

   These days, many things are not standardized, especially among the witnesses like Lu Dong, there is also an official reporter from a big newspaper, who is originally the witness, and everything should be handled according to the procedure.

   The profession of reporter, not yet later, has a certain deterrent effect.

   Guoziface came in at this time and asked, "Is it over?"

   The policewoman responded, handed the transcript to him, and whispered, "There is a female reporter from the evening newspaper."

   "Reporter?" Guozi had a headache, and quickly flipped through the transcript.

   The situation is not complicated, you don’t need to worry about reporters, but you still need to be careful in handling it, it’s hard to serve the media bowl.

   Guozi face put down the record, looked at the few people who were sitting in the chairs, and asked, "Leech and..."

   He forgot the name of the worm, so he simply said: "And caterpillars, who's it?"

   Lu Dong couldn't deny: "Mine."

   Guozi face habitually tightened his face and asked, "What are you doing with bugs on the bus?"

   Without waiting for Lu Dong to answer, Fang Yan, a short-haired female reporter who had a good impression of Lu Dong, said softly, "Comrade, we are witnesses."

   Guozi's expression softened slightly, and he glanced at the transcript: "Lu Dong, a student who just graduated from the third year of high school?"

"Yes." Lu Dong responded and said directly, "I fished out the leeches from the river and brought them to sell. There is a medicine store in the West Market. I told the **** just now and left the medicine store's phone number. "

  The policewoman answered, "Xiao Wang called and there was indeed a boy who went there to sell leeches, but the boss didn't know his name."

   Lu Dong continued: "The caterpillar is called Itchy Spicy, and it's my pet."

   Guozi frowned: "Keep this thing as a pet?"

   Lu Dong said seriously: "Yes, some people like dogs, some like cats, and I like caterpillars."

   As soon as these words came out, all four were shocked.

   Fang Yan and Nike man, who were next to Lu Dong, moved their buttocks quietly, trying to stay away, for fear that another bug would come out of Lu Dong's body.

   Lv Dong was worried that the police uncle would not believe it, so he specially explained: "The caterpillar doesn't need to slip, it doesn't bark to disturb the neighbors, it doesn't urinate anywhere, it doesn't scare children, it doesn't jump on people randomly, it doesn't carry the rabies virus..."

   "Stop!" Guozi waved his hand at Lu Dong: "The two people you let the insect bite on are a little troublesome, is there a solution?"

   Lu Dong scratched his head: "I have to check the situation."

   Guozi face put down the transcript: "Okay, you come with me."

  Lu Dong stood up and wanted to go out with the national character face, Fang Yan suddenly whispered: "If there is a situation, you can scream."

   Be careful! Knowing that she was well-meaning, Lu Dong nodded slightly.

When Lu Dong went out, he found that the Nike man was also following him, and the Nike man whispered: "This matter started because of me, I dragged you in, the biochemical weapon you threw is in trouble, I can't let you carry it alone. "

   Guozi face looked back, because it wasn't a big deal, he didn't say anything.

   came to the next room, the national character did not mean to let them in at all, and looked inside through the window.

  The Nike man glanced at him, then turned around quickly, his eyes on Lu Dong changed.

   That unfortunate dwarf was poisoned by the King of Gu Kings, and his swollen lips could be cut off as sausages.

  The other bugs were even more ruthless. They didn't see each other for a long time, and they grew so long that they hung down from the dwarf, like two jijis popping up out of nowhere.

  Nike man thinks he is fierce enough, but now he realizes that he is fierce, but he is brave.

  Look at other people, and the insects will be wiped out while talking and laughing!

   Guozi face asked: "His mouth, there are leeches, is there any way?

   Hearing the national character face asking this, the Nike man breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that he did not change from a witness to a murderer.

   In the face of the police uncle, Lu Dong of course had to tell the truth: "It's easy to talk, find tape to stick it on, stick it on a dozen times, pull out the thorns and hairs, and then add some balsamic oil."

The corners of   's face with Chinese characters trembled slightly, do you want the pickpocket's broken mouth?

   "On our side, Xiahe often **** leeches." Lu Dong still told the truth: "We all use sole fans and fan them twenty or thirty times, and the leeches will fall off."

   "Pfft—" The Nike man couldn't hold back and laughed.

   These two pickpockets are miserable enough, if they are slapped on the soles of twenty or thirty shoes again, what will they look like?

   Guozi frowned: "Is there any other way?"

  Lu Dong said: "I often use fire to burn myself. I set it on fire and burn it for a while where the leech bites, and the leech will let go. This method is fast and accurate."

  The Nike man added in his heart, and he was ruthless!

   "Nothing else?"

   "I only know these two." Lu Dong said.

  Alcohol and soapy water, he didn't say.

  The police will definitely find a doctor, and maybe they will send two pickpockets to the doctor, and the doctor will always know.

  The Nike man suddenly took out a silver-white high-end lighter and said enthusiastically, "Uncle Police, do you want me to help?" He looked down at the Nike shoes: "The sole fan is fine, I'll bring my own!"

   "Naughty!" The national character face warned: "What is this place!"

  Nike men had to shut up.

   Guozi glanced at Lu Dong and reminded: "Leech and... caterpillars should not be carried on public transport! These are dangerous creatures."

  Lu Dong said seriously: "I see."

  Uncle Tie's chicken farm is about to release the broiler chickens. It will not be easy to get blood in the future. This leech needs to find another way.

   As for giving up, Lu Dong was not so obedient.

   Lu Dong and Nike went back to the room just now. The bus driver and others had already left, and Fang Yan was the only witness left.

   "Can we go?" Fang Yan asked the policewoman.

   "Yes." The policewoman said, "I will contact you later if something happens."

   Lu Dong asked: "My leech and handbag..."

  The policewoman picked up the black handbag: "The bugs are dangerous, I can't give them to you."

   Lu Dong didn't give up: "It's sold as a medicinal material."

The policewoman only handed him the handbag. Lu Dong glanced at the female reporter and saw that she had no intention of opening her mouth, so she took the bag and went out together.

   I don't know if the doctor arrived, but there was an inexplicable scream from the next door, and the indistinct voice seemed to be a short pickpocket.

The    Nike man's eyelids trembled and asked, "Is this a fire? Or is he fanning the soles of his shoes?"

   Lu Dong said nonsense: "It's also possible to fan the sole of one shoe and burn the other with fire."

   Guozi face stood at the door and could not look at it, so the three of them had to leave.

   went out of the police station, and the Nike man took the initiative to say: "Let's meet again, my name is Du Xiaobing, from the Sports Academy."

   "Lu Dong."

   looked at Lu Dong curiously, Fang Yan said, "Fang Yan."

  Du Xiaobing pointed to his sports watch: "It's almost 11:30, let's have a meal together? You have helped me a lot in this matter, you must let me express it."

   If those few people hadn't left, he would have invited them together.

   Lu Dong declined: "Don't bother."

  Du Xiaobing grabbed Lu Dong's arm: "Don't, I haven't asked you how to raise bugs."

   Having said that, he seemed to have thought of something, and quickly let go of his hand and unconsciously took a step to the side.

   Lu Dong smiled helplessly: "The bugs are gone."

  Du Xiaobing said embarrassedly: "No other meaning, it's mainly those bugs that left a deep impression." He invited again: "Always give me a chance to express my gratitude."

   "Let's go together." Female reporter Fang Yan glanced at Du Xiaobing's clothes and watch, and accepted it generously: "I have something to tell you too."

   For collection! Ask for a recommendation ticket!

   (end of this chapter)