MTL - The Existence of Harry Potter-Chapter 12 The Depression of the Sorting Hat

"Ask Grindelwald!"

Asker Grindelwald, this is Asker's name, Grindelwald is the surname, and Asker is the first name.

Asker is a city in Akershus county in southeastern Norway. Founded on January 1, 1938, it is located on the outskirts of Oslo, the capital of Norway. It has beautiful beaches as well as landscapes such as mountains and forests. It is a very beautiful city. This is the birthplace of Asker. There are still many people named after the birthplace, which is not unusual.

In Norse mythology, the gods took ash branches to make men, and elm branches made women. The male is named "Ask" and the female is named "Embla". Odin gave them life and soul, Willy gave them reason and action, and Fei gave them emotion, appearance and language. This is the ancestor of mankind.

From this point of view, Ask is basically equivalent to Adam in Christian culture.

A very good name, but this name is far from enough to make Professor McGonagall's view change, and it is not enough to shock some professors in the chair behind. What really shocked them was actually Ask's surname, the seemingly unremarkable Grindelwald.

Grindelwald, in fact, is also a place name. It is a ski resort in Switzerland. It is located on a broad and gentle **** at the foot of the Eiger and Beta peaks, which are more than 4,000 meters above sea level. Green grass and white glaciers are intertwined. The beauty is also rare in Switzerland.

However, the professors were clearly not shocked by the Grindelwald II at the ski resort, a surname that evoked some of their long-cherished memories. These memories have a history of at least forty years, nearly half a century. And many young professors, especially those under fifty years old, have no impression at all.

Compared with the reactions of the professors, the students were quite ordinary. The name Ask Grindelwald was the name of the first-year freshman who was sitting in the seat and wearing a sorting hat.

Ask was slightly relieved, not bad, no one here knows him, which is really good. After all, that person's name is more widely known on the other side of the strait, and it may not be an exaggeration to say that it is notorious.

"Ask Grindelwald? Are your parents travelers? Well, don't talk nonsense, today's task is still very heavy. Come, let me see which college you are suitable for."

The voice that suddenly sounded in his head recalled Asker's attention. He was very curious as to how the worn-out hat determined which academy he belonged to. Soon, a very familiar feeling made Asker twist his body a little uneasy. This feeling is like walking in the downtown area naked, naked, without a fig leaf, no secrets, no privacy, and no more. A little sense of security.

"Are you using Dementor on me?"

Asker gritted his teeth and said word by word, he really wanted to stand up, threw the broken hat on the ground, and stomped on it hard. However, I don't know what this hat did. Ask's shoulders seemed to be pressing a big mountain, and his body was like a petrification spell, and he couldn't even move his fingers.

"Damn, what did you do to me?"

The only thing Asker could do at this time was growl silently, venting his anger at the Sorting Hat, which he knew could receive this emotion. Sure enough, the Sorting Hat responded soon after.

"Relax, little guy, I just made some necessary preparations to make the most correct judgment."

The Sorting Hat's answer made Asker even more angry and worried. He didn't know what the Sorting Hat saw and how much he knew, and this kind of unknown was what worried Asker.

"It's interesting, really interesting," said the Sorting Hat. "You have a lot of guts, or you have a lot of courage, and Gryffindor will suit you very well."

"Is this your conclusion?"

If possible, Asker would like to sneer a few times now, and then sneer at the Sorting Hat with snarky words.

"I haven't finished speaking yet." The Sorting Hat's voice rose a bit, thinking that it also knew what Asker was thinking, and was inevitably a little angry. "You're smart, and Ravenclaw suits you well..."

"And then I'm honest and honest, and Hufflepuffs are a good fit for me?" Asker interrupted.

"I like your sense of humor." The Sorting Hat paused, and finally asked Asker as if asking for his opinion, "How is Slytherin?"

"Are you asking for my opinion?" Ask asked rhetorically.

"That's right."

"What if I choose Slytherin?"

"Then I'll divide you up."

"What if I had to go to Hufflepuff?"

"Then I can also divide you." The Sorting Hat replied, and then it urged impatiently: "Make a decision quickly, there are many people waiting behind."

With a flash of inspiration, Asker felt that he seemed to have caught a flaw in the Sorting Hat, and the Sorting Hat also noticed this at about the same time, so he couldn't help but panic. However, it still has a fluke mentality, and I hope that Ask will not do so absolutely.

"Don't worry, I'm a person, either don't do it or do it absolutely." Asker and the Sorting Hat seemed to have their positions reversed, he seemed to see through the Sorting Hat's thinking, "If I never make a decision, even if It's you, there's no way to make the decision for me. That is to say, if I want, this sorting ceremony can last for a few hours or even a few days, right? It's like a Quidditch match, the Snitch only needs If you don't get caught, the game will never end!"

"I can make a choice for you! Don't try to delay time!"

The Sorting Hat shouted, its loud voice made Asker's head dizzy, but although the voice was loud, it could not hide the Sorting Hat's guilty conscience.

"You'd better not think about making decisions for me. You should know what I think. If you do, I promise you will regret it."

Asker was completely relaxed. He knew that he had already won, and the Sorting Hat, who knew his thoughts, would never and would not dare to stalemate with him to the end.

"Okay, how do you want to be satisfied?" The Sorting Hat chose to back down, but it still refused to accept it, but the rules were set by the four founders, and the Sorting Hat could not force a student to be assigned if he did not agree. a certain college.

"How can I be satisfied, you don't know?" Ask pretended to be surprised.

The Sorting Hat was silent, stopped Demention, and then lay on top of Asker's head like a normal hat, not moving.

The abnormal performance of the Sorting Hat naturally made many people surprised and puzzled. You must know that this chattering hat can only speak once a year, and asking him to shut up at this time is simply better than letting the **** Barrow greet people kindly. just as difficult. However, it seems that the **** Barrow has already greeted Asker kindly.

Minutes and seconds passed, sixty seconds a minute, sixty minutes an hour, and the Sorting Hat waited until an hour and six minutes passed, before the freshmen were standing asleep, the seniors were hungry, the professors were almost It was only after he became Snape's facial paralysis that he spoke.

"Slytherin."

The Sorting Hat said feebly, that exhaustion can be heard by anyone who is not deaf. And this time, everyone seemed to have forgotten to applaud, and all looked at Asker stupidly, as if they had not recovered.

"Clap clap~"

Asker stood up with a smile and applauded himself. In the entire auditorium, there was only Asker's applause, which was very strange and strange.

"Welcome back to Hogwarts." Before Usk took off the Sorting Hat, the Sorting Hat said to him quickly, "I hope this is the last time we meet!"

"Although I don't know why you said that." Ask rubbed his face and kept an expression for a long time. His face was also a little stiff, and he squeezed out a slightly deformed smile. He used a malicious tone towards the Sorting Hat. said:

"But I still have a hunch that we will meet again, and more than once!"