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MTL - The Existence of Harry Potter-v2 Chapter 33 battle in the classroom
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Hogwarts is still calm, but this calm is not destined to continue. It is like a stage, when the actors are not on it, it is just a stage, no mouth, no hands, no feet, it is impossible to complete a script by itself.
It has been waiting, waiting for the arrival of the protagonist, waiting for the arrival of the supporting characters, waiting for the arrival of the villain, waiting for the arrival of the dragon trick... When the personnel are neat and everything is ready, the curtain of Hogwarts is slowly opened and dedicated to the world. It's a show that may not be spectacular but is sure to impress.
For Ask, life at Hogwarts is unremarkable, students live in harmony, respect and love, teachers treat students with kindness and friendly attitude... The Hogwarts campus is full of people who talk about civilization, create new styles, and strive to be the best. Three good students, a good atmosphere for progressing towards the lofty goal of the four young people.
This is very bad.
To use an unsightly word to describe Asker, it is a "scrambler". He is an unstable factor who does nothing and is not at all restless. What he hates most is stability, and what he wants to do is naturally the same. is to destabilize.
So, thanks to Asker's efforts, the whole of Hogwarts was already a mess before the start of school for a week. He didn't do anything himself, but the long-standing conflicts and conflicts of the four academies over the millennium only needed a spark to detonate. Even Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff, who have always been low-key, were involved in Asker's all-around instigation and conspiracy, and could not be alone.
During this time, Gilderoy Lockhart began his coaching career at Hogwarts. Even if he is a big name, even Gilderoy Lockhart, who is more famous than Harry Potter, all the teachers and students at Hogwarts do not believe that he can work in this position for a full year, after all, this position Once cursed by the man who couldn't even say his name. However, it doesn't matter either. Being able to live in a castle with him for a year is a good thing for most people, especially girls.
Asker didn't bother to care about other people's opinions on Gilderoy Lockhart. Anyway, he himself hated Lockhart more and more. However, Asker still liked his book as always, and he only targeted Lockhart himself, because this person dared to forcefully pretend in front of Asker, and then he failed!
That was the first Defence Against the Dark Arts class...
After the class was seated, Lockhart loudly cleared his throat to quiet everyone down. He reached for Neville's "Walking with the Trolls" in his hand, showing the winking picture of himself on the cover.
Asker looked at his own book and made sure that Lockhart's photo was also on it. He pouted, tore off the cover, and threw it in the table hole. He didn't notice anything on the cover before, but now it seems that the picture of Lockhart himself on it is a big failure. This book is "Walking with the Trolls", where is the troll on the cover? ? Could that goofy photo of Lockhart be the real troll?
Hermione sat next to Asker, as in all previous classes, Gryffindor and Slytherin sat separately, and Hermione and Asker were the middle part. Unlike other students who deliberately distanced themselves, the distance between the two of them has reached a very dangerous level, and the dividing line drawn on the table is useless.
"Humph, traitor of Gryffindor!"
Ron, who was sitting in the back row, was lying on the table and said in a loud voice. He imitated Harry and piled up Lockhart's writings to cover his face. This seems completely pointless now, because Lockhart doesn't care about rough people like Ron at all, his orientation is obviously normal.
"Me!" Lockhart pointed to his own photo and blinked, "Gildrow Lockhart, third class of the Order of Merlin, honorary member of the League Against the Dark Arts, five times the most charming of Wizards Weekly Smile Award - but I don't talk about that, I didn't exorcise Bandung's female ghosts with a smile!" He waited for everyone to laugh, and a few smiled faintly.
"Ha ha."
"Haha +1."
"Haha +2."
"...+10010."
Lockhart didn't seem to hear the malice in his laughter, and saw that he picked up a thick stack of test papers from the table, walked off the podium, and said while distributing the test papers, "I see that you all bought my full set. The book...very good! I think we'll take a quiz today, don't be afraid, just to see how well you read and how much you understand!" After handing out the papers, he returned to the podium, "I'll give you thirty Minutes, now... start!"
Asker looked at the test paper, pouted, and began to write hard. Hermione, who was sitting next to him, looked at him with surprise as he wrote with divine help. Hermione was a little disappointed, she was going to give Asker a copy of her paper.
"You also like to read Professor Lockhart's books?" Hermione asked as she wrote.
"Well, it's not bad." Asker replied, he was almost finished, and it took less than ten minutes to look at the time. Looking around, almost all the students were scratching their heads, including some Lockhart fans. Asker shook his head. It seemed that not everyone fell in love with this person because of Lockhart's book. Some people just liked Lockhart, just the opposite of Asker.
Half an hour later, Lockhart collected the test paper and looked at it in front of the whole class.
"Tsk tsk, almost no one remembers that I like lilac the most. I mentioned it in "A Year with the Tibetan Yeti"... A few classmates want to read "Weekends with Werewolves" carefully. In Chapter 12, I made it clear that my ideal birthday present is for all magicians and non-magic people to live in harmony. However. I wouldn't say no to a big bottle of Ogden Aged Heat Whiskey!"
Lockhart gave the students another mischievous wink, and Ron was now looking at him with distrust, while Seamus Finnigan and Dean Thomas in front were shivering with silent laughter, but Hermione listened intently, when Lockhart suddenly mentioned her name, startling her.
"...but Miss Hermione Granger knows that my secret ambition is to rid the world of evil and to sell my own line of conditioners...good girl! In fact..." Lockhart turned over Hermione's papers Come here, "One hundred! Where is Miss Hermione Granger?"
Hermione raised a trembling hand. "Excellent!" said Lockhart, laughing. "Very good! Points for Gryffindor! Now, back to business..." He bent down and picked up a A large cage covered with a cloth was placed on the table.
Hermione's face was flushed, and Lockhart's compliments and bonus points made her excited for a while, but when she saw the exam papers on Asker's desk, her excitement disappeared, leaving only curiosity. and puzzled.
"You didn't hand in the test paper?"
Asker yawned and nodded. He also piled up the books on the table, blocked it in front of him, and then lay down comfortably, with his hands on his arms, and tilted his head to look at Hermione.
"What do you think I'm doing?" Hermione whispered, she brought Asker's test paper, and just after a few glances, her mouth turned into a cute "O".
"Why didn't you hand in the test paper?"
Hermione looked into Asker's eyes and asked, the latter blinked and said with a smile, "If I also hand in, then you can only get five points."
Hermione frowned, "Are you letting me on purpose?"
"No." Ask said innocently, if he could restrain the smile on his face, it would be even better, "Your test paper is full marks, as long as you pass it in, you will definitely get bonus points, it's nothing more than how many points you add. It's just a problem. As for me, um, my paper is not full marks, and there will be no extra points for handing in. "
"Your answers are all correct..."
Asker interrupted with a smile: "I copied the last two questions from you."
Hermione put down the test paper, folded it, and tucked it into the book. Then she hummed, and said to Asker like a warning, "This is cheating. If you get caught, you will lose points. Don't do it next time."
Asker replied, "I can't be caught."
"I'm too lazy to care about you!"
Hermione snorted and turned to look at Lockhart. Asker smiled slightly and continued to admire Hermione's profile recklessly. He narrowed his eyes and seemed to fall asleep at any moment.
"Now, watch out! My mission is to teach you to defend against the worst things the wizarding world has ever known! You will face the most horrific things in this classroom! But remember, as long as I'm here, you won't Any harm, I just ask you to remain calm."
Hermione looked at the contents of the cage and gripped her wand in excitement. Dean and Seamus stopped laughing when Lockhart put a hand on the hood, and Neville in the first row shrank back. Years of unfortunate experience told Neville that as long as something bad happened, he would definitely be involved.
"I must ask you not to scream," said Lockhart in a low voice. "That would anger them!"
The whole class held their breath, and Lockhart lifted the hood.
"Not bad," he said acting like a show, "the Cornish elf I just caught."
All the students stared at the little elves that were alive and kicking in the cage. These little elves were livid, about eight inches tall, with small pointed faces and very shrill voices, as if many budgerigars were arguing. As soon as the hood was removed, they started chattering, jumping up and down, shaking the cages, and making all kinds of weird faces at the people nearby.
"Well," said Lockhart loudly, "see how you deal with them!" He opened the cage door.
This is a mess, the elves are flying around like rockets. Two of them grabbed Neville by the ears and lifted him up. A few others rushed out the window and smashed glass in the back row of the classroom. The rest wreak havoc in the classroom more than a rhino on a rampage. They grabbed ink bottles and splashed the class, ripped books and papers to shreds, ripped off pictures posted on the walls, flipped waste bins upside down, and threw bags and textbooks out of broken windows. A few minutes later, half of the class was hiding under the desk, Neville swinging on the chandelier.
"roll!"
Asker grabbed a book on the table next to him and threw it at an elf. The elf fell down without a word, and the other elf who were still making trouble seemed to be stimulated. , swarmed towards Asker one by one.
"Hehe, you guys like to play?" Ask suddenly stood up, moved his wrists, and saw that he opened his bows from the left and right, holding a book each and drawing at the elf like he was playing baseball. His movements were fast, and his strikes were ruthless. None of the elves that were knocked up by him could get up. After a few flings, the elves realized that this was someone they couldn't provoke, so they avoided him one after another. SK, pounced on the others.
Lockhart had lost control of the classroom, and his wand was taken away by the elf at some point, so he could only shrink under the desk, shivering. Until this time, he did not forget to pretend to be cool and handsome, shouting: "Practice is the only criterion for testing truth, students, this is a small test for you..."
"Bang~"
Because of Neville's weight, the chandelier still couldn't support it and fell, and it just hit the desk. Lockhart had to shut up, and waited for things to subside under the desk, wanting to cry without tears. But he didn't know it yet, this class was destined to be a disaster.
Of all the people present, perhaps only Ask was the most calm. There were a lot of books on his desk. He picked up one and smashed it at the elf without aiming. This time his hit rate was much worse. He threw out four books, but three hit the students. body.
In times of chaos, the students need someone to stand up as an imitation, and it is unfortunate that Ask has become this role model. Other students saw Ask smashing down a lot of fairies with books, imitating them one by one. For a while, the classroom was filled with various UFOs~www.novelbuddy.com~ These people's quasi-heads even Asked Rather, most of the books thrown out hit their classmates, but these people seem to have more fun, especially when some people use the chaos to sneak up on their usual nemesis, but they trigger a counterattack.
Ron was behind Asker, he sneered a few times, picked up the largest and thickest book, aimed for a long time and smashed it towards the back of Asker's head.
"Go to hell, bastard!"
Ron roared excitedly. He wanted to beat his chest a few times to express his excitement.
The book was mixed with wind whistling and rushed towards Asker, who seemed to have an eye behind his head, gave way to the side gently, and patted a student in front of him on the shoulder.
"Hey, Ron is attacking you."
Sitting in front of Asker was Slytherin's Bryce Shabini, a taciturn, skinny boy with no presence. After hearing Asker's words, he was naturally stunned, his body subconsciously rotated, and finally turned into a back-facing posture, and then his field of vision was filled with a book.
"Bang~"
The book was smeared flat on Blaise's face. He simply fell backwards until he fell to the ground, and the book was still smeared on his face.
The classroom suddenly fell into calm, everyone's eyes were focused on Blaise, and then turned to Ask who was behind him, only to see Ask turned sideways, stunned with a smile, and still kept throwing Action Ron.
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