MTL - The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich-Chapter 1 I am really a good person.

"I am a good person."

It is very strange. Everyone knows that I am a good person. I am a good citizen who obeys the law. Why is the sheriff in front of me still entangled? "

"As a law-abiding resident of Sulphur Mountain City, paying taxes on time, eager to work, a good employee in the work department, a good neighbor in the community, a good partner. You see, I am still a good person who loves pets. This medal, my Abao is still Community Pet Star Contest Champion!"

As evidence of the medals and ribbons, hanging on the side of the wall, also written on the "Seventh Sulphur Mountain City Pet Contest Winning" "I wish our strong and lovely Abao forever healthy."

And for the glory of A Bao, I enjoyed my dinner under the wall.

It is a pity that no matter how I explain it, the Dark Elf City Sheriff is staring at me without saying a word. It seems that I am lying.

"Pet? A Bao? You said it was the terrible monster. He is one of the reasons you were complained! The Luo Yi family accused your pet of attacking their son!"

Under the award of the corner, the filthy Abao is drooling over the bones, seeing the owner looking at himself, and smirking at the water, it is so cute.

Luo Wei? who is it? There is no truth in the memory.

Before I hesitated to use reconnaissance spells to trace back my own worse and worse memories, it seemed that I was stunned by the dark elf sheriff.

"....... Don't you think this is very convincing? You have a skeleton of his son in the mouth of the monster."

"Oh? Hey! It turned out to be a squadron on the street. Their family especially likes to play with A Bao. It's a good person."

I quickly drifted over and took out the bones from the mouth of A Bao who kept holding the bones. But I only had to raise my fist and knock on the head of this stupid dog.

"Let go, let go, you stupid. Don't want to be locked in the quarantine station and let me go."

Really obedient dog, seeing me stick to it, the lovely Abao choked and gave up her baby with a distressed expression.

"Do not worry, A Bao, wait for the stinky girl in front of this, I will let the Luo Yi family play with you, play for a whole year." I whispered promise.

This cheekbone was arrested for crimes. It’s really hard to argue. I put a smile on my face and tried to please the sheriff in front of me. I smiled flatteringly.

"Misunderstanding is a misunderstanding. Abao is just too enthusiastic. It always likes to make new friends. When you part, you are always reluctant. Isn’t it normal to have a souvenir from a friend?"

I tried to pass the bones over, and the sheriff slammed back.

"Don't come over. Keep a safe distance. Who knows what evil spells you have inside. My colleagues are still outside. If I can't go back, are you going to face the anger of the entire city security management force (referred to as urban management)? ""

I was already whispered, and the little girls didn't give face. I kindly handed my cheekbones. I felt like I was seeing something disgusting. I took two steps back and put a full face of dead fish.

"I am the sheriff representing the city. Do you know the consequences of the assault?"

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I am really a good person." Darkly sighing the dark elves' sensitivity and vigilance to the magic, helpless, I only quietly dispel the hypnotism and viper curse in the cheekbones, let the vicious magic disappear silently.

"I don't care if you are a good person. According to the Sulphur Mountain City Security Administration Regulations, the compensation for 50 gold coins and the apology of the door can not be less, and the deadline is three days."

The girls, let go of the swear words, recapture the cheekbones, and actually turned and left.

"If you don't want me to find the door again, remember to report to the city management team within three days!"

Closing the door, my face is not good.

"Smelly, I was careful that I was knocked on the sap and was sold to the slave market. In this underground city, the Dark Elves have always been the best-selling and most valuable commodity."

The curse of the psychological vicious, but did not say, because once the export, if the girl is really sold, I am not the first suspect, I am not that stupid.

"Big sister, you are too great. Actually dare to enforce the law with such a terrible monster. When I saw him, I was so scared."

"Hey, Amin, these guys are actually the same. Outside the strong and dry, as a glorious city management of Sulphur Mountain City, you have to know......."

Not far away, there was still a conversation between two dark elves.

"Cut, I dare to look down on me. If I haven't washed my heart, I plan to be a good person. You will be sold to the kiln tonight."

The lovely Abao saw that his master was a little depressed, and he came over and used it to add my face with a huge tongue of stinger.

"Okay, okay, Abao, remember that you are a noble Clomagus, not a stupid dog who only drools everywhere. Go, let's go to the 'Luo'an family to apologize, and eat dinner by the way. Well, eat dinner 'dinner'."

The stupid dog heard some food at night, and the two heads shed water at the same time, and the more happy I was holding my desperate shackles.

The dog is really a good partner of human beings. This is especially true for the two-headed **** dogs. This is a very expensive feed. Well, the magical bones are the best food for them, but with the enthusiastic support of the Luoyi family, probably Save one month's feed costs.

Yes, forget to introduce myself, I, Roland. Hey, this year is 376 years old, is a good person, oh no, right, it is a good lich.

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If you want to ask the world about the Lich, I am afraid that there will not be much praise.

"The evildoers." "The ultimate existence of undead and dark magic." "The nightmare of the living, the king of the undead."

Although I have always regarded it as the admiration of the mediocrity and the fall of the hypocrites, it cannot be denied that sometimes the discrimination of these prejudices does cause a lot of trouble.

At least, even in the sulphur city that bans infighting, I have to deal with a few "teams to fight against evil" every month, or "the adventurer of the original evil old house."

Although most of the time they can't break through the protection of the old house, sometimes I welcome them, for example, when there is a lack of experimental products, for example, now...

".... I must...kill you....Don't touch it! Damn tentacle!....not here!! Where is my sensitivity. Ha...ha...don't.....please Kill me, kill me!! You will kill me if you are bold."

The half-elf ranger who wants to die in front of him, last week’s noisy threat to get rid of me as a villain for the Heavenly Way, now, but only in the dirty dungeon.

"Let me, at least.....kill me...don't!!" The accumulation of many times has finally reached the top. After a fierce **, she reached a certain **, she was first tight, the next second, The whole powerlessness went down.

The eyes that were originally full of hate, even if they have lost their focus, but still instinctively watching me, the dead eyes, refilled with hatred for a long time.

"Hey, don't look at me like this, excitement is bad for your health."

"Bastard!! Bastard!! Bastard!!"

"..... is too little words in the Elvish language, or your language teacher is too early to die, the same words are not enough to make me excited."

"Rogue, **..." The jail and torture of the days have ruined the will of the female ranger, but the high elf's always high head and her pride have not been erased. Even if the energy is excessively consumed, the blonde's female experience remains. Cursing me to myself.

"Well, rest enough, come back in the next round!"

“Hey!” With a ringing finger, countless black tentacles acted again, and the enchanters who were greeted by the pink book could not suppress themselves close to women.

"Don't !!!....... beg you, let me go!!"

But unfortunately, how can my demon listen to the prisoner's petition.

"I am ticklish!!"

Yes, it’s just scratching it. I am a good person, I am not going to do anything that is destined to be harmonious.

"It’s not for you, the tentacles, give me the key to greet the tickles under her waist and under her neck! That's her weakness!"

"Ha.....hey...kill me, you bastard!!.....haha"

It is worthy of the punishment that the female ranger is most afraid of. Soon, under countless tentacles, she laughs straight on the ground.

"Hey! Deserve it, who told you to break into my home without permission. This is an obvious crime. It is not good to clean up you. I still think that I am a soft persimmon!"

Of course, I can't say that it hurts people's bad things, just to punish her, it is a waste of my magic, how is it possible.

"Please, I admit defeat, I surrender... I will agree on what conditions!!"

"No, you are so uncomfortable, it is a contribution to me."

Looking at the slowly growing numbers on my panel, I couldn't help but sigh.

"Oh, for three days, I gave 2 evil points. This is going to make up for the 100,000 points of the resurrection of the flesh. I have to wait until that year."

I remembered the life of the blessings that I longed for, and looked down at the body of my bones. Soon, my eyes turned to the unlucky ones in the cell.

"Punishing evil is also good, in order to count.... No, for justice, for the sake of a happy life... No, in order to be a good person. Your suffering is my wealth, let it be!

In one cage, there are various prisoners, there are tauren, elves, the most, or human beings.

"Let me go out!!" "I am not guilty!" "Don't come over!!" The mourning and the pleading of the sorrows, but the lichs ignored them. If they were called, the guards would be jealous. A whip of a slap let them shut up.

"Ruhr, human beings, guilty criminals, six crimes, were arrested three times, but because there is a good brother of the gangsters in the dock area, the victims were threatened to report the case, and the Sulphur City Supreme Court twice because of insufficient evidence. freed."

Only at this moment, this gangster is the worst.

"You like to mate so much, I will let you mate."

So, I found a few three-meter-high ogre, playing with him every day...but, it’s public, or it’s thicker than human calves.....

Ok, now it’s really terrible in his cage. I also feel sick when I say it. Let’s talk about his neighbor.

"Dia Jin, a professional swindler of the goblin family, although accused by dozens of cases at the same time, but the method is very high, the victims often lack decisive evidence, and then they are willing to spend money to become the best barrister in Sulphur City, so, so far Still at large."

At this point, the gambler is betting on both eyes.

"I.... I won!! Your money is mine, you have to let me go as promised!! I am four K!!"

The opposite player of the undead did laugh, and he spread the cards, four A, just a little bigger than the other.

"No, no, no, impossible! You have won 767 even! You cheat!!"

"Cheats that are not caught are justified. Isn't that your famous saying? Well, tell your last hidden property and secrets!"

"I.....I, I have to turn over!!"

The undead player is of course cheating. This is the magic card that I am particularly enchanted. He wants to come to that piece, and how did Diad win it.

And if it is an ordinary person, even if he loses hundreds of games, he will be discouraged, but Dia, a gambler who has long since lost his eyes, has the opportunity to gain freedom and wealth, and how can he let go.

The undead player does not have to persuade Dia to be fooled. He only uses his own playing cards. The greed of the goblin gambler from the bones will make Dia himself in the cage.

"In case... if I can win, I can't get back."

Thus, this is like the victim who was deceived by him in the past, and he was brought to the bottomless abyss by greed, and he has already lost all that family.

In fact, I have no interest in his deception and secrets, but every time he loses, the unwillingness and anger from the bottom of my heart will give me more evil points, and the neighbor who is already numb, the more The less you come.

This is a prison. It belongs to my personal prison. Most of the prisoners here are for some reason. The official city of Sulphur City cannot be punished, but it is indeed a sinful bastard.

My unreliable system can gain strength from the pain and misfortune of others, and in order to be a good person, helpless, I only choose the path of evil and good.

So, through some relationship, I brought these **** here, as the food of my ‘Evil Lich System’.

The treatment of the brave man who is "single hell" is the best. Anyway, she only smashed a few vases, scattered a few gardeners, and teased her for a few days, and she threw them out.

Everything else is a chop that is enough to sentence the death penalty. Therefore, I let them enjoy what they have done to others, or who have eaten themselves.

For example, let the sinners taste the taste of being squandered, let the scammers taste the taste of being cheated, let the robbing, thieves taste the robbed, steal all the taste, let the malicious goods make the famine The profiteers enjoyed sleeping on the top of Jinshan but could not buy a piece of bread.

"Mad!! You are a madman!"

"I beg you, let me go!"

It’s boring to do things that hurt others, and their pain will be turned into my strength through the nameless system and turned into the cornerstone of my resurrection.

"I am not crazy, you are crazy!"

"Crazy Lich!! I beg you to let me go, I am willing to do anything!"

Crazy Lich? Indeed, many people have said that I have been crazy, but at first, that person said.

I stroking my chin and remembering it carefully.

"When did I start to go mad? Is it a past judge who insisted on fairness and justice, was stripped of public office by unscrupulous officials, and was eventually squeezed out when even lawyers could not go on?"

"I took this strange system to the world and thought that I was the protagonist. I vowed to make the people and relatives happier, but found that the cruel fate could not be reversed, and the country, the family and all the relatives were lost step by step?"

"I swear to avenge the gods and hypocrites, and with the broken body to form the army of the dead, but found that in the road of revenge, behind him, is already a corpse and ruins, he has been with the hypocrisy, the ambitious family, playing With the crown of the flag, when it is constantly creating disasters and tragedies?"

"Oh, maybe, from the beginning, I have memories of the two worlds. After discovering the truth of the world, I am already crazy."