MTL - The Fighting Chicken of Du’s Bodyguard-Chapter 9 fighting

Du Xiao didn't sleep all night, lying on the bed very distressed.

Young Master Zhou's trouble was so exciting that he almost gave him an aphrodisiac, so that his little brother who had finally calmed down outside returned to the bed and stood up quickly. Knowing that Zhou Zhan was by his side, he really felt I couldn't control my mind, but I didn't dare to move, so I had to let the little brother stand upright and suffer.

He didn't have the energy to think about why Zhou Zhan became a chicken now. He just kept guessing the reason why Zhou Zhan suddenly went crazy, guessing that he played too much, or was sleepy and thought he was someone else , or simply trying to use him as a friend out of curiosity, it seems that either possibility makes him unhappy.

As for whether Young Master Zhou likes him... Du Xiao bitterly believed that this possibility was not high.

After all, he has rough skin and thick flesh, hard from head to toe, and doesn't feel good in the hand... Well, Du Xiao likes Zhou Zhan's fine skin and tender meat, so he takes it for granted that all gays like this one.

Moreover, Young Master Zhou has always been reckless. He is the boss of the sky and the second child. Anyone who likes this kind of character will speak directly. It is impossible to hide it... Well, Du Xiao has never heard his confession, so I think he probably doesn't like it. Own.

At this time, Du Xiao regretted a little, why didn't he follow his heart and put people under him before, so that when the raw rice was cooked after dawn, he could firmly and persistently say that he would be responsible for Zhou Zhan, and then shamelessly followed Zhou Zhan is together... No, this move won't work, Zhou Zhan is not a girl and doesn't have a big belly.

Du Xiao's mind went round and round, and in the end, he inevitably reminisced about the feeling of Zhou Zhan lying on his body, so he could only sigh helplessly, hoping that the little brother could calm down by himself.

When it was dawn, Ye Jijun didn't croak, because he hid his head under the covers all night and reminisced about Du Xiao's firm hand, and he couldn't feel the change of light at all.

Du Xiao waited until the sky was bright, and finally couldn't help lifting the quilt, and looked at the chicken with his head covered in embarrassment: "Morning, young master."

One second, the pheasant was still in love, and the next second, he flew out of the bed and fluttered like crazy.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Don't turn on the light ah ah ah ah ah! Why is it so bright all of a sudden! Du Xiao, you bastard, I want to **** you ah ah ah!

Du Xiao was stunned for a moment, and after reacting, he jumped out of bed and grabbed the crazy chicken master. When he was about to tuck into the quilt, he paused, and after thinking about it, he grabbed the military coat and wrapped him in his arms. He patted and reassured: "It's alright, it's alright."

Just like the last time he comforted Zhou Zhan in the car.

Du Xiao shook his head.

The young master chicken finally calmed down: it was dawn, it scared the baby to death, no wonder my parents taught me not to sleep under the quilt since I was a child. This is the lesson of blood and tears!

General Du Xiao opened a small slit in his coat, allowing Young Master Chicken to adapt slowly, and then slowly widening the gap. This process was very slow, almost repeating the process of dawn.

Young Master Chicken was so moved that he could not wait to meet him immediately, leaning in Du Xiao's arms and looking sideways at him.

Du Xiao lowered his head and looked at him, expressionless, still looking so cold that he had no friends.

This little look is exactly the same as Zhou Zhan's, the habits are the same, the likes and dislikes are all the same, and even the voice of the speech is the same, so many coincidences are not coincidences, not to mention that he performed live last night. Climbing onto yourself... no, can't think about it anymore! In short, this chicken is Zhou Zhan, it must be!

Therefore, it is not the question of why Zhou Zhan becomes a chicken at all, but the question of why a chicken becomes a human, and even the whole Zhou family is a problem that chickens have never discovered. Doubt that a family who joins the chicken worship religion and chooses and judges between people and chickens must be chickens in nature.

Du Xiao is a silent tough guy. He has a lot of thoughts in his heart, but he just doesn't talk about it.

So he just took a deep breath and called out to the chicken in his arms with great difficulty: "Little Master..."

The young master chicken tilted his head, opened his mouth, and learned his tongue easily: "Little..."

Du Xiao quickly interrupted him: "Stop pretending, I know it's you."

The young master chicken firmly and persistently wanted to instill in his bodyguards the concept of "you just had a dream, and I am just a chicken, and I don't understand the dreams of your human beings", and instead spoke in a rooster voice: "little master."

Du Xiao was helpless: "Zhou Zhan..."

After waiting for a long time to wait for his son to get up, Dad Du, who had to come over to call someone in person, stood at the door of the room with the half-eaten glutinous rice **** and watched the whole process.

what's wrong with my son?

Du Xiao, who inadvertently raised his head and suddenly looked at his father: "..."

The young master chicken turned his head along the line of sight of his bodyguard, his eyes suddenly lit up, he flew over and jumped on Dad Du's shoulder: "Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!"

I want to eat dumplings! Sesame stuffing! So fragrant!

Du Xiao felt tired: "He wants to eat dumplings."

Dad Du: "Who? Your young master?"

Du Xiao: "..."

Dad Du felt that his son was probably working too hard and was insane, so he didn't dare to stimulate him any more. He said, "I'll wake you up and go to your uncle's house after breakfast." After thinking that his son was so old after all, he added an explanation. , "Your door is not closed properly, I opened it with a light touch."

Du Xiao: "..."

You don't need to explain, I didn't do anything shameful.

Young Master Chicken made a few heartless "clucks", and happily followed Dad Du to the kitchen to eat dumplings.

Because it was dawn twice, Du Xiao got up a little late, so he didn't have time to think about Young Master Zhou.

Grandma Du Xiao is a long-lived old man, and she is taken care of by her uncle's family this year, so after the new year, Dad Du and brothers and their families all came to the uncle's house for reunion.

Du Xiao is the youngest of this generation, all the brothers and sisters above have children, this large group of children get together to chase and fight, they can literally overturn the roof, and the uncle's family also has a dog, that one The dog and Ping-Pong chased Young Master Chicken all over the yard, and provoked the children to chase after him, which made the trouble even worse.

Master Chicken: "Giggle cluck!"

Go away, go away! I have something important to do today, so I don't have time to play with you guys!

Du Xiao struggled to escape from the relatives' greetings, rescued the young master and held it in his arms, and patted him comfortably.

An old man is holding a chicken in his arms. This picture is so joyful. All the relatives laughed and ridiculed one after another. With a little reserved pride, Mother Du smiled and said, "This chicken in my family is very smart. He understands and speaks human language, which is particularly pleasing, and is the New Year's mascot given to him by boss Du Xiao."

Someone came over and made fun: "Tell me something? What's your name?"

Master Chicken remembered that Du Xiao called his uncle just now, and immediately matched the information with the information in his mind.

Well, this uncle is good, very friendly to Du Xiao, I want to give him face.

The young master chicken had already pinched the rooster's throat in the morning, so he simply broke the jar and continued to speak with the rooster sang: "Tell me something? What's your name?"

A cousin-in-law next to me laughed: "Oh, it's really strange! But this chicken is not comparable to a bird, and the sound is too ugly. My cousin has a parrot at home. It has a bright voice and can sing... "

The chicken master was fried, jumped on Du Xiao's shoulder and flapped his wings and shouted, "Giggle cluck cluck cluck..."

Sister-in-law's show-off words were drowned out by the harsh cock's voice. She tried to cover it up several times without success, so she had to keep her mouth shut.

Mother Du smiled and said, "I'll just say that it can understand human speech, it's angry."

Sister-in-law: "…"

The young master chicken closed his mouth and turned his head proudly.

Everyone chatted for a while, and a relative who didn't usually communicate with each other said, "Du Xiao hasn't been home for many years. I forgot how old you are this year."

Du Xiao said concisely: "Thirty."

Sister-in-law's eyes widened: "Oh, you're already thirty? My cousin got married at twenty-two. You haven't moved yet, but you must be talking about your girlfriend, right? When are you going to get married?"

The young master chicken widened his eyes and shook the fur on his neck, fighting spirit high: here we come! A must-have topic for the holidays is here! Just know that you will not let my family Du Xiao go! Hmph, see if I don't kill you!

Du Xiao calmly said, "I don't have a girlfriend."

The sister-in-law said earnestly: "How come you can't find a girlfriend with such good conditions? Don't be too picky! When you are old, people will think that you have any problems. Don't make it too high or not... "

This set of rhetoric, regardless of men and women, is universal for urging marriage, and it is suitable for the whole country.

As an internet addict, how could Young Master Ji not be angry? He tilted his head to look at her, and opened his mouth to come: "Marriage is the most important thing in life, how can you not pick it? Can't you just make do with it? It's not a second marriage if you make do with it?"

My cousin was so choked that she almost fainted, because she got divorced and remarried after a bad relationship with her ex-husband, but she couldn't roll around with a chicken, she almost vomited internal injuries.

The young master chicken shook his tail proudly, and stopped looking at his defeated generals.

Everyone looked at Young Master Chicken with a slightly horrified expression, and looked at Mother Du with a slightly subtle expression.

Du's mother is extremely embarrassed: God, I didn't teach it! What's the matter with this chicken!

The topic avoided Du Xiao for a while, and eventually it inevitably turned to Du Xiao. After all, he was the only one of his generation who had not yet started a family, so it was really suitable to be the center of the topic.

An elder said, "You should choose more. If you don't choose, how can you know what kind of person is suitable for you, but Du Xiao, what kind of girl do you like, there must be a standard, right?"

Du Xiao gave Du's mother a dull look.

Du's mother rolled her eyes at him: Don't count on me, if I promise I won't block you this year, I won't block you.

Du Xiao glanced at Master Chicken dully again.

Young Master Chicken stared back at him expectantly: What do you like? Hurry up, speak up!

Du Xiao was so bored that others couldn't wait for him to answer, so they kept asking: "Height? Appearance? Personality? Education? Can you tell me? There are many young unmarried girls in our unit. Let me introduce you to them."

A cousin lowered his voice and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, you can also talk about whether you like **** or small breasts."

There are no minors around, and although everyone is embarrassed, they still let out good-natured laughter.

Ye Jijun immediately jumped up and answered: "I like flat chests!"

There was a strange silence, and everyone burst into laughter.

Du Xiao grabbed Young Master Chicken from his shoulder and said helplessly, "I didn't ask you."

Everyone laughed even more, thinking that he was using the chicken as a shield.

An aunt ate melon seeds and asked, "What is Du Xiao doing now?"

Du Xiao: "...Bodyguard."

The aunt looked regretful: "Oh, this kind of work is a youth meal. After a few years, young people still need to read more books, study more, and find a long-term and stable job."

These words are still sincere, but Master Ji has already dug out from the database the story of Chen Zhi’s rotten millet that Du’s mother had been crying several times by this aunt, and once again ignited his fighting spirit and emerged from Du Xiao’s arms: “Your son You were fired by your boss last time, have you found a new job?"

Aunt Duan Shu Gao smiled without changing her face: "Yo, what is this chicken talking about? I said Du Xiao, don't think that aunt is long-winded, those who work hard will rule people, those who work hard will rule people, after all, being a bodyguard is physical work. Son, it’s hard work, and I’m afraid, it’s not decent enough to say it.”

Young Master Chicken is unrepentant: "Your son Du Peng was fired by the boss, has he found a new job?"

Everyone: "…"

Even the first name and last name are said. It seems that this chicken is not a line channel. It is really a situation!

Aunt was stunned for a moment, stood up on her hips, and said angrily to Mother Du: "Limei, what do you mean? If you have any dissatisfaction with me, you can say it directly! Is it interesting to teach a chicken to speak and curse?"

Mother Du looked surprised: "Your Pengpeng was fired? When did it happen?"

Aunt felt embarrassed: "What are you pretending to do? It's just a small mistake a year ago. The boss of their company is making too much of a fuss!"

Young Master Chicken: "Where is the small mistake, obviously..."

Du Xiao stretched out **** to pinch his mouth.

Okay, okay, you are great, you are powerful, just say a few words less.

Young Master Chicken glared at him: "Uuuuuu..."

Let me finish! Beat her to death!

Du Xiao squeezed even tighter.

Aunt: "It's not what you taught, who else could teach it? It's such a trick, yin and yang!"

Dad Du: "It's really not what we taught..."

Mother Du stopped him and smiled lightly: "I was fired a few years ago? I don't know. This chicken was brought back by my second child the day before yesterday, and he has only raised it for three days."

Aunt: "Who believes?"

The eldest aunt and the second aunt hurried out to be peacemakers: "This is a big New Year's Eve, forget it..."

Aunt snorted coldly: "Is this chicken an electronic pet? Are all the words recorded in advance? How capable! I thought your Du Xiao would bring a daughter-in-law back this year at such an old age, but I didn't expect to bring a Chicken! What a broken chicken! It's all taught by the master!"

Why is this so ugly? So disgusting!

Master Chicken quickly jumped on Du Xiao's shoulder when he was slack: "Your pet is the best in the world, your dog runs to the neighbor's house and steals away the child's diaper, really I can't change eating shit! This is also taught by the master, right?"

Everyone: "…"

He can also use the child's pronunciation, he can also use the modal particle "oh", he can also use the Taobao body, and he can adapt to the situation... This chicken is too evil.

Du Xiao: "..."

Not even a dog is spared, you are really enough.

The audience was silent for five seconds, when my aunt suddenly exploded, breaking through the siege and pounced on Du's mother: "Zhang Limei, I'm not finished with you!"

Dad Du and Du Xiao were startled, and at the same time flew over to block in front of Mom Du.

The others came to their senses and hurriedly rushed over.

"Stop it! Stop it!"

"If you have something to say, it's a big New Year's Eve!"

The children playing outside heard the movement and ran over, not knowing why, the timid bear children screamed and cried.

Grandma Du, who was sitting outside in the sun, turned her head and asked, "What's the matter? What's the matter?"

The young master chicken stood at a high place: "A gentleman speaks and does not do anything! You bitch!"

Du Xiao, exhausted, grabbed him and stuffed it into his down jacket.

Uncle Du's house was in chaos.