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MTL - The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism-Chapter 1481 Don't smoke?
Fang Zheng listened carefully, this time it ’s different, it ’s directly: “Hey, you mother, why is the sun so hot? The clothes are thick, and next time you make silky gossip clothes, otherwise you will die of heat sooner or later ... , People give so much money, play a full role, and dance ten minutes more ... "
Founder was completely speechless, and said in his heart, "This Taoist Taoist method is not very good, but the ability to speak to himself is really great! A person can murmur for half an hour without repeating it. This The ability is not what ordinary people can do. "
The priest muttered, scolded, and walked through the seven-star step, waving the peach sword as if he had hit something, and then finished his work!
Taoist Road: "The evil spirit has been beheaded by me, and the donor can rest assured."
When Li Dafa heard it, he felt relieved, and then said to the secretary, "Give money."
The secretary didn't care and gave the money to the priest.
Li Dafa was relieved and left happily.
When Li Dafa went away, the Taoist took off the crown and wiped his sweat, sighing: "Why is such a fool so rich? It's ridiculous!"
Only then did the words fall, just listen to the door! The door opened!
The Taoist looked back, but no one was seen, and then a gust of wind blew in.
The Taoist froze and muttered, "The air conditioner is on?"
"Donor, deceiving people is not a good habit." At this moment, a gentle voice sounded, scaring the Taoist clever. His store was not large, and he could see it all at a glance. Is there anyone in the room, he knows it. What does it mean if someone pops out suddenly?
As soon as the priest turned his head, he saw the sofa in the room, not knowing when a white monk was added.
A salted fish was sitting beside the monk in white!
The Taoist rubbed his eyes and exclaimed: "Founder ?!"
Fang Zheng smiled slightly: "The donor, since you know the poor monk, don't you need to say anything more?"
The Taoist face said unbelievably: "Taoyou, you are too much. You are a monk, I am a Taoist, what do I do, so you don't need to worry about it?"
Founder took out his mobile phone and placed it on the table, and laughed, "Are you a true Taoist, believe it or not, I can find out the color of your underpants by sending a Weibo? You have to believe me, the online donors are amazing. "
The Taoist suddenly felt a cold sweat ... Of course he is not a true Taoist, in fact, who does this!
True Taoists all have Taoist offerings in famous mountains and rivers. They practice daily qi, meditation, and understand the nature of the world. They can feel at ease, how can they step into the dust and sway others' money? Moreover, the country is not allowed!
Although it is said that the true Taoist priests also went down the mountain to help calculate Feng Shui and drive away evil spirits, but they have real skills and know medical skills, and they really do things.
Unlike him, all skills are tested with one mouth.
This is nothing, metaphysical, mysterious, as long as you can fumble past, someone will sue, and the police can't really take him.
But Founder is not the same. This monk's status in China is too high. Popular figures, public figures, he stunned out, the Taoist estimated that he was going to sit in prison.
Founder Road: "Donor, just made a lot of money, what are you going to use it for?"
By now, the Taoist priests have understood that this monk did not consider him as a fellow in the community at all.
The priest knew that the waiter was not good enough. He didn't have to confuse him in the future, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Donated."
Founder smiled with satisfaction: "Amitabha, the donor still has wisdom roots. He will practice spiritually in the future, and maybe he will have a good ending."
When the priest heard it, his face was dark. How could anyone be so brazen? This is clearly threatening!
Well practiced well, what about bad practice?
Thinking of this, the Taoist yelled, "Thank you for your guidance, I will donate money today, and I will close the door."
Founder Road: "Amitabha, donor, run quickly."
The Taoist priest felt only the breeze flashing in front of him, and the monk and salted fish in front of him were gone.
Such a magical power, he confirmed the identity of the Founder.
At the same time, I was a little confused. Why is he running?
This priest was mixed in rivers and lakes for a long time, and he was also a wise man. He suddenly came back to him and patted his thigh. He cried: "Oops! That ghost, Bacheng is invited by Master Founder to clean up that guy. Reappear. The fool knew that he had been cheated when he saw the ghost coming, didn't he bother me? "
Thinking of this, the priest immediately packed up his money, closed the shop door, turned into an alley, and while walking through the hall, took off his robe and exposed the t-shirts and trousers inside, which instantly became an ordinary middle school everywhere. The young man then got on a car parked a kilometer away and whistled away.
On this day, an angel charity came without a name, and donated 200,000 yuan directly, and then went away.
The matter was also in the news, and various jokes circulated in the meantime.
Some people are happy and some are sad. At this moment, Li Dafa is going crazy!
Li Dafa ignited a cigarette with cold sweat on her forehead and purple lips!
Not only Li Dafa, but also the secretary. The two were sitting left and right, and between the two did not know when there was one more person. They were in construction clothes with their hands open, hooking their shoulders, their faces He grinned, "Two of you, are you just having fun?"
"Big dad ... big brother, brother Cai, there are ... something to discuss," the secretary cried.
"Cai Guohong, smoke ... don't you smoke?" Li Dafa said as he drew cigarettes, but he couldn't pull them out a few times.
"Where are you going now?" Cai Guohong asked.
Li Dafa asked the secretary in a crying voice: "Where are you going?"
The secretary followed and cried: "General Li, how do I know?"
Li Dafa said, "Why don't you know?"
The secretary was also Ji Ling, and quickly yelled, "Go to the bank to withdraw money ... okay?"
Li Dafa said, "Can you?"
Cai Guohong grinned, "How much to take?"
Li Dafa said, "You are happy, you can do as much as you want."
As a result, the car drove to the bank entrance, and then a group of security guards looked at Cai Guohong and the secretary with a dumb look. Both of them were stiff, walking legs soft and moving forward. What do you think is wrong, but they looked No problem.
After entering the bank, Li Dafa was directly directed by the bank's staff, invited to the VIP lounge, smiling, and pouring tea.
Li Dafa couldn't wait, because he saw Cai Guohong didn't know where to draw a knife and grind it there ...
So Li Dafa shouted, "Don't take anything, give me money!"
"Mr. Li, how much do you want to withdraw?" The bank manager asked.
Li Dafa said, "Take 500,000!"
when!
Cai Guohong knocked the knife in his hand and murmured, "It's sharp and ready to use."