MTL - The Monkey King-Chapter 2

   When he saw the monkey group, the noisy howling of the whole forest stopped abruptly. The shadowy figures climbed the trees and stood still, staring at him with round eyes.

   "Where is the Monkey King?" The stone monkey shouted. In fact, he originally wanted to return to a team to ask for two fruits to eat, and then talk about the challenge of the Monkey King, but he had just been over-excited and his confidence burst, and he skipped the part of returning to the team.

After    finished speaking, he obviously regretted it a little. If you didn't eat, where did you get the strength to fight the Monkey King? But the words have been said, how can you retreat at this time?

   So he raised his head and raised his chest, looking like he had no hesitation.

  A big gray monkey jumped and grabbed the vine and swung to the top of the stone monkey: "Are you looking for the Monkey King?"

   "I'm going to challenge him." Stone Monkey said loudly.

   "But we don't have a monkey king here." The monkey scratched his head and said.

  Suddenly, there was a cold scene for three seconds.

   "There is no monkey king, why are you asking me to find the monkey king? You are playing me!" The stone monkey lowered his head, found a stone and threw it towards the gray monkey with all his strength, but was easily dodged by the opponent.

  The monkey swayed back to the tree branch and jumped up happily: "We don't have a monkey king, quack quack~"

  Suddenly, the whole group of monkeys became active: "We don't have a monkey king, we don't have a monkey king. quack quack~"

   All the monkeys were jumping up and down in the trees, chirping and frantic.

  The stone monkey has a black line on his face. He really doesn't understand what these monkeys are happy about. Is it to laugh at himself? God, it's no wonder that none of Sun Wukong's 100,000 monkeys and monkeys can take over his mantle. After a long time, everyone except himself is stupid.

   "Shut up! Quiet me!" Stone Monkey shouted after holding his breath, but found that the monkey didn't care about him.

   "Quiet me all—! Quiet me! Quiet!" He kept roaring and roaring until his voice became hoarse and coughed violently, and the monkeys finally quieted down.

   "There is no monkey king! Then choose one!" said the stone monkey breathlessly, thinking in his heart whether he is stupid or foolish, maybe he will become the monkey king all of a sudden.

   When you become the Monkey King, you won't have to starve, right?

   "What does the monkey king do?" a monkey asked.

   "I don't know." The monkeys shook their heads.

   So the monkeys jumped up again and again: "I don't know, I don't know. quack quack~"

  Stone monkeys feel that they are a bit broken. These monkeys can't communicate at all, even if they can speak human words, they can't communicate. But if you can't communicate, you have to communicate! The ghost wants to need this long-term meal ticket?

   He tried to explain: "The Monkey King is the king of the monkey group. Everyone must obey the king's orders, and they must obey."

   Then another monkey came out and said, "Then the Monkey King can't pick the fruit himself?"

   "Hmm!" The stone monkey gave it a thumbs up, which is exactly what the stone monkey wanted.

   "Is that someone helping to catch lice every day?"

   "That's right!"

   "Does that mean that whichever female monkey you want will have the same female monkey?"

  "This..." The stone monkey was a little crazy, didn't the book say that an old monkey jumped out and said that whoever jumps over the waterfall will be the monkey king? Why did it take a long time to tell them what the Monkey King is?

   "Wu Chengen is a liar!" Stone Monkey cursed fiercely.

  A monkey jumped up, climbed high on the vine and shouted, "Then I want to be the monkey king!"

"I also want!"

   "Then let's be the monkey king together!"

   "Then who catches the lice and who picks the fruit?" an old monkey asked hesitantly.

   "He!" All the monkeys pointed their fingers at the stone monkey.

   "Shut up!" The stone monkey shouted: "The monkey king is chosen to fight, there can only be one monkey king, whoever wins is the one!"

   "Why fight." A monkey asked in confusion.

   "Because the strong are respected!" The stone monkey said with a serious face, but those monkeys didn't buy his account at all, all of them were crazy.

   "I think there can be many monkey kings!" Some monkeys shouted loudly.

  Suddenly, the whole group of monkeys cheered, as if they were more accepting of the idea that there could be multiple monkey kings.

   Stone Monkey feels that the egg is too broken to be added.

   After another quarrel, Stone Monkey decided to turn around and leave: "This is a farce at all! Farce!"

   In the evening, he came to the edge of the deep pool where he had come before, hungry again, lay down and took a breath.

   I squeezed my tail, it felt amazing, I never thought I would have a tail one day...

   Hearing the roar of the waterfall, he looked up at the sky with a blank expression on his face.

   After a long time, he sat up again and looked at the waterfall in front of him.

   "Can this waterfall really jump?" The stone monkey couldn't help but think of the "Journey to the West" he had seen before, and was very contemptuous.

   The nearest shore to the waterfall is more than 20 meters away. How can you jump?

   When he came here, he should have been grief-stricken, but unfortunately his rumbling stomach didn't allow it. But what if it is not allowed?

   He stood up staggeringly, his whole body went limp, he felt as if he had fallen asleep, maybe he just went. But in fact he can't sleep now.

   Holding the wooden stick in his hand, he drew a line on the ground, jumped hard, and then turned around to measure the distance.

"This monkey's body seems to be much better than mine before, but it's just a normal body. The jump distance of 20 meters is too far away. Is it pole vaulting? I haven't even seen half a bamboo." He Disappointed, he sat down, bowed his body and stared at the pool.

   "What if you can dance? Everyone is a monkey king now." He thought of the absurd group of monkeys again. Are they really the group in "Journey to the West"?

  All indications are that it is unlikely.

   But Stone Monkey just didn't want to believe it, or he was stubborn and insisted as if covering his ears and stealing bells. Perhaps believing that he has transmigrated into Monkey King instead of an ordinary stone monkey somewhere has become the last line of support for his will.

  If even the last glimmer of hope for the future is lost, I am afraid that the stone monkey will collapse immediately.

  The sun went down.

   He was silent, even more hungry. Turning his head and looking around, only leaves can be eaten, but he is not a horse.

   I suddenly thought, would it be more comfortable to cross into a horse than to become a stone monkey? At least you don't have to worry about food and clothing, right?

  The monkey group in the distance is still chatting non-stop, and it seems that they are still excited about the topic of "Monkey King", which is disturbing to hear.

  Sighed, Stone Monkey decided to think of something to make himself less hungry.

"Final exams are coming next week...Fuck! What do I still want to do with these birds and eggs? After all this is done, I have to take a hair test." Stone Monkey has never felt that the exam is such a wonderful thing as it does now: "I still think about it. Think about the question at hand, what am I doing here through Transmigration? Forget it, skip this question, I haven’t heard of any reason for Transmigration.”

  Three laws of crossing: 1. No explanation before crossing; 2. No responsibility after crossing; 3. Return ticket is not included in crossing.

"I should think about what to do next. By the way, if I can't be a monkey king, I can go to immortals and learn the seventy-two transformations like Sun Wukong. Bodhi ancestors won't ask me for the identity certificate of the monkey king. But where is Patriarch Bodhi? Sun Wukong happened to meet him, can I meet him too? Is there really Patriarch Bodhi here?" Thinking of this, Stone Monkey shook his head violently, trying to put this kind of thing that would break his confidence. Thought out of mind: "Maybe I should leave tomorrow."

   "Go to the human world... I can't even live here, a monkey, maybe it's on the table as soon as it goes to the monkey brain."

   Stone Monkey shook his head again, not thinking about this troublesome question. He decided to be happy.

"We must go to the underworld, the book of life and death must be torn up, or we will die. The Dragon Palace must also enter, otherwise there will be no golden hoop. But Tiangong... Tiangong should stop making trouble, we have to keep a low profile. Anyway, anyway, Tathagata Buddha wants to bet with me that I will definitely not be fooled by him."

  The stone monkey was lying on the ground, looking at the sky full of stars and thinking infinitely. He suddenly yawned lazily, sat up and looked around, then lay back in disappointment.

"It would be nice if I had a cigarette to smoke. I decided to learn the seventy-two transformations in the future. I have to change into a cigarette and smoke first. To be soft, yes... Only soft can match my identity as Monkey King Monkey King. You have to be a local tyrant."

  A canary flew over the stone monkey's head and landed on a tree branch not far away. He said to himself, "This monkey is very special. I feel that he is different from other monkeys."

   "Well, I think so too. That monkey's **** isn't so red." A crow quietly approached and chatted up.

   "Go away! I mean he sleeps on the floor, has he ever seen a monkey sleeping on the floor? You illiterate, dead crow. Go as far as you want, and get so close to make me smell moldy!"

   The stone monkey not far away tossed and turned and said, "Zixia, I'm here."

   "Zixia? What?" Canary thought.

   When it was gray and bright that day, the stone monkey had already woken up, and woke up from hunger. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a dozen pairs of eyes blinking at him.

   "What are you doing?" It was too sudden, he was so frightened that he moved back a few inches, only to suddenly realize that he was surrounded by monkeys.

   "Monkey King." said a monkey scratching his head.

   "You want to make me your king?" Stone Monkey suddenly felt that his mind couldn't turn around.