MTL - This Simplification Is Too Outrageous-Chapter 7 i have a friend

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Ding~

Zhifubao received 100,000 yuan...

"Brother, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I just didn't know what was going on, my eyes suddenly went black..."

beside the road.

After getting out of the car, the driver, whose legs were still trembling, was in a cold sweat and kept apologizing to himself.

After the transfer, he was still worried about Qiao Yuan's body, and asked whether he needed to go to the hospital.

Seeing that the driver's attitude was so sincere, Qiao Yuan was naturally embarrassed to ask more. Both parties were responsible for this matter.

Now that the money is in place, I'm fine, and the driver's attitude is sincere, forget it.

Forget it on my own side, but there is something wrong with the driver's spirit.

Looking at the driver whose lips were trembling and his face pale, Qiao Yuan began to comfort him in desperation.

It means that this is not called hitting people, and the professional term is called Jijigao.

It means that the driver's future life will be as high as Qiao Yuan's height in the air...

A seat to speak.

The driver was stunned, how could he make himself look like a victim?

In the end, Qiao Yuan stood there with a smile on his face, waved his hand, and watched the driver leave. It was not difficult to guess from the face of his daughter-in-law in red that his wife was also frightened.

His face was as pale as Li Xiaoling.

Relying on the magic of King Kong's indestructible, it seems that touching porcelain is the best choice. You don't have to do anything, just lie there, and make more money than the technicians in the bath shops in the previous life.

The same is lying down, and the money is doubled by a hundred times.

Next time I choose a heavy truck, maybe I can flip it over again, maybe a high-speed rail or something...

Qiao Yuan patted the dust on his body and got rid of those unrealistic thoughts in his mind.

A gentleman loves money, and he takes it in a proper way. He will not do this kind of business until he is desperate.

Go home, change your clothes, and check your health.

Sure enough, the power of qi and blood has not fully recovered, and the forced use caused the cyclone to dry up again.

Not only that, Qiao Yuan could even feel that the cyclone was getting smaller.

This is no small matter.

Qiao Yuan opened the thermos cup and took a few sips of hot water.

【Cultivation level +5】

The cyclone in Dantian expanded to its original size.

Qiao Yuan breathed a sigh of relief. According to the situation in the novel, once Dantian is injured, there is almost no future.

He didn't know if this would be the case in this world of spiritual revival, but it was best not to try.

Open "Brotherhood of Alchemy"

Just when he was hit by a car, an idea flashed in his mind, maybe he could find a way to scan successfully.

I guessed that there are two scanning methods.

One, scan the entire martial arts novel and randomly simplify things in it.

Second, if you buy martial arts cheats, pills, etc. separately, you may be able to choose directionally.

Now, after being hit by that car, a third method emerges.

What if I tore off the page where the information points such as special exercises or medicinal pills are located?

Scan that page alone?

Isn't there Mei Chaofeng in the novel who practiced the second volume of the Jiuyin Sutra alone and became the Jiuyin White Bone Claw?

You can try it yourself under the magic of the system.

So Qiao Yuan began to read this book "The Alchemy of the Broth". The male protagonist in this novel was originally a handyman in the brothel, and he accidentally obtained the supreme secret book in the martial arts. Cultivation and special-purpose medicinal herbs.

With the help of this recipe, the male protagonist successfully counterattacked and pushed horizontally all the way. He threw out explosive pills when he met an enemy he couldn't beat, and he threw out the [Listen to the Word] pill when he met a disobedient female partner.

In the end, he dominated Liangshan and lived a shameless life with his 107 wives.

To be honest, it took Qiao Yuan five hours to read this book, during which time Qiao Yuan was poisoned by the book more than once and almost nauseated.

This is a YY garbage novel with color and no logic.

hiss~

Qiao Yuan tore off a page, and there was a chapter in it that said that when the protagonist married his 45th wife, his blood and blood dropped, his spirits dropped, he felt his body was hollowed out, and then he found this elixir in the secret book and refined it. Changed hands and married two more.

[Scanned to "Qi, Blood and Kidney Treasure Pill"]

[Quickly replenish the power of qi and blood, refined from rare raw materials (oval, with 10 ridges on the surface, yellow-brown to purple), with a delicate and bitter taste]

[Consumption of 10 energy value can be simplified]

[whether simplified or not]

[Simplified success, Qi and blood Dan = black spherical chocolate]

Qiao Yuan: "???"

This simplification cannot be said to be completely irrelevant, it can only be said that it is a bit outrageous.

Quickly came downstairs and tentatively bought a few bags of chocolate.

Open the package and taste it one by one.

The white ones didn't react, the square ones didn't react, and the chocolate with other ingredients didn't react either.

Until Qiao Yuan ate a pure black spherical chocolate.

[Power of Qi and Blood +2]

Qiao Yuan's eyes lit up, and he could feel that the chocolate was digested instantly when it entered his stomach, and then transformed into that familiar warm current.

Immediately swallow a few more.

Suddenly a few warm currents scurried in the body, and this efficiency is much faster than that produced by the cyclone.

In this way, after Qiao Yuan ate half a catty of chocolate in a row, his body was filled with the power of qi and blood again.

Strength is back at its peak!

Until Qiao Yuan ate another one.

[Blood value +2]

Immediately, the body began to get hot, the skin became red, and the power of qi and blood in the body continued to impact the body, as if to break through this cage.

This blood value has increased a lot!

Qiao Yuan hurriedly used the second level of the King Kong Indestructible Magic to consume some.

After three seconds.

Qiao Yuan's face returned to normal.

Looking at the chocolate left in his hand with lingering fear, he seemed to understand something.

The level of the inner strength and heart technique determines the upper limit of the capacity of the power of qi and blood, as well as the speed at which the cyclone produces the power of qi and blood.

The consumables such as Qi and Blood Pill just blindly increase the power of Qi and blood, no matter whether the host's body can bear it or not.

Once eaten too much, it is not uncommon to explode and die.

But... in general, there is such a thing, even if the external strength is higher than the internal strength, Qiao Yuan is confident to maintain the battle.

In that case...then start training!

This time, Qiao Yuan did not drag on, nor did he smear his entire body. He had to find a balance between the cyclone, the Qi and Blood Pill, and the King Kong Indestructible Magic.

It is guaranteed that under the premise of not exploding and dying, the cultivation base and the proficiency of the King Kong Indestructible Magic will increase together.

[King Kong Indestructible Skill Proficiency +5]

【Repair +1】

After a few minutes, Qiao Yuan took a chocolate after feeling that the blood produced could not keep up with the demand.

[Blood value +2]

The training was boring, the paint was okay, and it was bearable, but it was a little harder to drink water and eat chocolate.

Qiao Yuan frowned, took a sip of water, and then ate the chocolate with discomfort.

Turn on your phone and start looking for useful news.

The energy value is now only three points left, and we have to find a way to find it.

If it started according to the appearance of the first blood moon, it would have been a year since the aura recovered. No matter how the official deleted it, as long as you search carefully, you will always find clues.

Qiao Yuan was very sure of this.

in an hour~

Qiao Yuan stretched his waist.

Well, he was wrong. With his own identity and means, he really couldn't find those strange and strange things, which the official did very beautifully.

So Qiao Yuan pinned his hopes on some group friends. The world does not lack smart people, people who are not afraid of death, and people who are curious.

Open group chat "First Commandment"

Qiao Yuan began to open the chat history, the blood moon incident a few days ago has dissipated a lot.

For the vast majority of people in this world, life should be lived, and they can't stop living because of these emergencies, right?

This group has always been very active~www.novelbuddy.com~ was swiped by news as soon as I entered.

"Brothers, ask for pictures and understand everything."

"Woman, I want a woman, hehe... I want a woman."

"Upstairs, if the group is blocked, I will kill you by following the network cable."

"Manchu civil and military, hesitant, no one dares to speak!"

"I'll secretly tell you a word, don't tell others, I feel... I've become the kind of power user in the novel!"

Qiao Yuan raised his eyebrows, and this sentence immediately caught his attention.

Sure enough, as I guessed, since there are alien spirits, there will definitely be resistance to them.

Others in the group also asked.

"Seriously, I lied to you to kill the whole family. Now I can see the suspended matter in the air, which is the kind of black silk-like thing."

The group was silent for a moment.

"Black silk? Where can there be black silk? Send it to me!"

"You don't say yes, that's fine... I don't say it either."

"It's full of men, just be a woman!"

Qiao Yuan: "…"

For a while, the group was swiped by various pictures.

ah~

When Qiao Yuan sighed and was about to quit the group chat and look for it in other ways, one of the group friends caught Qiao Yuan's attention.

"Brothers, let me ask a question. If you are threatened by a ghost and are not allowed to disclose what happened to him, but you want to ask for help, what will you do?"

Group owner: "@All members, emphasize once again, the rules of this group, there are no ghosts in this world, upstairs warns once!"

Qiao Yuan thought for a while, and finally replied.

"There's a way... just say I have a friend."