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MTL - True and False Daughters Joined Forces [Metaphysics]-Chapter 234 makeup male ghost
Su Yunshao was very surprised when he saw the female ghost.
Under the exorcism effect of the two red lanterns at the entrance of the clubhouse, it is clear that no ghosts should enter. Why is this one an exception?
Could it be that it is the same as the Four Elephants Town House Formation at home, as long as you get the access talisman, the ghosts can enter?
In this case, the person behind is by no means the kind of layman who walks the world with an array or a rookie who draws arrays by copying. As for how high the level of the array master is, it depends on how well the array is arranged. Powerful and flexible.
Su Ma might be in danger. Su Yunshao didn't have time to study the lantern here, so he stopped a taxi at the intersection, "Master, follow the white BMW in front."
Shan'er got out of the lightning-struck acacia wood bracelet, lay on the back of the driver's seat, and stared closely at the Su family's car to ensure that the driver would not lose it.
Su Yunshao took out the mobile phone temporarily borrowed from Shan'er and sent a message to Su Ma.
Shan'er: [Mom, a ghost passed with you from the clubhouse. 】
Shan'er: [Taoyao and the others will adapt accordingly, and I'll follow behind, don't be afraid, it's alright. 】
Su Ma is really not afraid, and feels a bit like a precursor to Fast and Furious.
If it wasn't for the fear that she would startle the ghost by looking around, she really wanted to look back.
Taoyao Yunxiao Yunting was ready to fight, Calyx was hiding in the lightning strike locust wood beads, ready to go, just waiting for the ghost to take down the opponent.
Unexpectedly, the ghost was quite cautious, lying on the roof of the car, sticking its head out from above, and did not enter the car.
The demons and ghosts in the car could only see an upside-down head and long black hair. The horror movie was full of atmosphere. Shan'er and Su Yunshao, who followed behind the car, saw the ghost pouting on the roof of the car. Weird posture, almost couldn't help but complain about the soul.
What's even more strange is that the ghost just stared at Su Ma and didn't do anything, which made Taoyao not easy to start, so as not to hurt the innocent.
Unlike Su Yunshao, he couldn't see whether there was merit or sin in this ghost.
The BMW in front and the taxi in the back maintained such a distance, bypassing many streets and communities, and slowly entered the villa area where the Su family was located.
The Su family's BMW entered without being blocked. The taxi could only park outside. After Su Yunshao paid the fare, he quickly followed.
Her running speed was extremely fast, and the speed of the BMW car dropped a lot after entering the community, so she followed it not far or near, so as not to be found by the female ghost until she was too close to the Su family.
As the BMW car slowly drove into the house, the formation of the Four Elephants Town House took effect, and the female ghost lying on the roof of the BMW was bounced out.
The moment she was ejected, the female ghost realized that it was not good, got up from the ground and ran away. It was too late at this time.
Calyx has waited so long for the opportunity to shoot, how could she be allowed to escape? He rushed out quickly and gave the female ghost a fist.
When Calyx was still the Ghost King, she could definitely knock the female ghost down with a single punch, but she was smashed by Tianlei so much, and even the power of her fist was weakened.
She wanted to make a few more punches to make up for the knife, but Yunxi and Ge Yue rushed out of the house at the right time.
"Ha—" Ge Yue raised her fist high, and punched it down, so that the female ghost's head was dented in a piece, rolled her eyes, and immediately fainted.
Calyx: "…"
Looking at Ge Yue's fist that is not much bigger than her, but several times more powerful, he suspects ghosts.
Yunxi ran out in a hurry but was useless, knowing that Calyx's feelings were similar to his own, he patted Calyx's little shoulder sympathetically.
"Ge Yue has a powerful and infinite buff, and ordinary ghosts are not her opponents. Don't use common sense to infer her, it will only subvert your common sense."
Calyx nodded after being taught, and then saw the goblin cubs lying on the bay window of Su Yunshao's room one by one, stretching their necks and looking here from a distance.
One by one, they were all young, and they all liked to watch the fun. Among them was a Baixiaomouse who was old but because he was too small, he did not disobey among the cubs.
Yunxi brought the access talisman, stuck it on the female ghost's head, grabbed the female ghost's feet, and dragged it in relentlessly like a sack.
Calyx sighed secretly, saying that Yunxi is the gentlest one among the ghost envoys? Liar!
The solution to tracking the female ghost was outside the villa. The ghost envoys all disappeared because they didn't want to be seen by ordinary people and cause trouble for Su Yunshao, so for Su Ma, she didn't see anything.
It wasn't until Yunxi dragged the female ghost into the courtyard with the phantom formation to reveal her figure that Ma Su saw Yunxi walking with a ball of air in her hands.
Su Ma: "..." So this is the perspective of passersby who can't see ghosts.
In the future, when she sees people talking to themselves or fighting with the air on the road, she will no longer doubt whether their spirits are abnormal. Maybe they are busy talking and fighting with ghosts!
When the dust settled, Su Yunshao also arrived.
When the driver drove to the company to pick up Dad Su, there were no outsiders at home, and the goblins hiding upstairs went downstairs one after another, and even the drowsy snow ball was hugged by Yuanyuan—the snow ball can't be taken away. Cubs were thrown on it.
The time for the trial of ghosts is coming.
It was the first time that Su Ma saw the real-life ghost trial, and she was so excited that she rubbed her hands together, "With so many people in our family, isn't it good for me to watch by myself? Or I'll go get a camera and take a picture of the scene, and wait. Your father and sister and brother come back to let them watch it together? It's also a sense of participation."
Su Yunshao originally thought that it was enough to tell the family through the ghost messengers' retelling, which was what he had done before. However, the method Su Ma said is also possible, as long as the video does not circulate after the event.
"it is good."
Yunxi and Ruan Mei have already picked up their cameras. Since they secretly photographed Auntie Hong and Zhuo Jinglun, they have retained the habit of taking photos and leaving evidence. Even if Su Ma doesn't say anything, they will still shoot.
With the two of them, Su Ma didn't bother to do it any more. She touched the yin-yang eye-opening talisman and stuck it on her forehead, only to feel that a layer of filter was added to her entire field of vision, and then she looked at the ground, um, it was a ghost .
"So this is what it feels like to have yin and yang eyes."
The abilities of the ghost messengers in the family are all enough to show up in front of ordinary people, so the Su family usually doesn't need to open their yin and yang eyes at all. This is the first time Su Ma has used it, and it feels fresh.
When the preliminary preparations were over, Ge Yue vigorously shook the female ghost lying on the ground.
Everyone, demons, and ghosts watched intently, only to see the female ghost Yoyo wake up and find so many ghosts and ghosts looking at her, her face changed immediately, she turned around and ran away.
Running away to pick the one who looked the weakest, the female ghost picked Baixiao Mouse - where can a little hamster that is a little bigger than a ping-pong ball be stronger?
But she forgot that a hamster, an animal with a lifespan of only two or three years, must have a great chance to become a monster.
Seeing that the female ghost picked him as a soft persimmon, Bai Xiaomo laughed angrily.
He was chased by Cao Qi for a few streets, and the anger of wasting so many precious treasures has not disappeared. There is a female ghost who comes to the door by himself, so why not let it out?
Bai Xiaomo rubbed his cheeks twice, and pulled out a large golden door that was as tall as one person from the space?
The two big claws, not knowing how to hold such a big door, patted the female ghost like that.
The female ghost smiled contemptuously, her translucent body was about to drill through the real thing, and there was a hint of mockery in her eyes: Golden Gate? Cheesy!
However, what Bai Xiaomo would put in the space could be a door made of pure gold?
I saw the female ghost smashed into the air with a "pop", drawing a beautiful arc in the air, and fell to the ground with a slap, and her figure collapsed.
Yunxi continued to record the tragic state of the female ghost. Ruan Mei played the previously recorded video at slow speed, and then found that...
The female ghost rushed to the gate at the terrifying speed that erupted at the moment of life and death, and her head was the first to rush through, so her head was also the first to break open.
Really bumped.
Bai Xiaoshu's golden gate still had the ghostly aura escaping from the past.
Su Ma applauded vigorously: "Shushu, you are too good!"
Su Yunshao admired Bai Xiaoshu's ability to hide such a door in the space.
Compared with the amazement of the space capacity, hiding a golden gate itself is not a problem. At most, it is more aesthetically ... simple and pragmatic.
Seeing Bai Xiaoshu propping up such a big door with her small body, Ge Yue felt a little unbearable and went over to help.
Bai Xiaomo nodded the little mouse's head and politely thanked him: "Thank you."
"You're welcome." Ge Yue took her eyes off Bai Xiaoshu with difficulty. Oops, she thought of Rua a little, she was obviously from the cat faction.
The presence of that golden gate was too strong to ignore. Su Yunshao asked before deciding to judge the ghost, "This gate..."
Bai Xiaoshu patted the golden gate and said with a grin, "Is it easy to use? It can rebound all attacks, but it's too big and cumbersome, and it's a bit inconvenient. It is said that it can rebound all attacks and can't exceed the upper limit, so I originally accepted it. At the time, I pressed 80% of the price."
People, demons, and ghosts: "..." You are really cruel.
Su Yunshao: "Put it away." It was too flashy, looking strangely hurting his eyes.
What hurts the eyes even more is the process of Bai Xiaomo putting things away.
When they took it out, it was quite cute to see a little hamster rubbing its cheeks. When they took it back, they saw the little hamster devouring a man-high golden gate.
After eating, Bai Xiaoshu wiped the corners of his mouth, "It's too inconvenient, sorry, I should have charged him 10% more if I knew it earlier."
People, demons, and ghosts: "..." Enough is enough, if you press it further, they will give it to you for nothing, and you won't even be able to get back the cost of gold and the cost of making treasures.
Su Yunshao gathered Yin Qi with a pinch, so that the female ghost's figure no longer collapsed.
After a while, the female ghost woke up and looked around.
Opposite is Su Yunshao, who is not easy to mess with, behind is the little hamster who looks the weakest but almost slaps her to death, on the left is Ge Yue, who is so strong that he slaps her stunned, and on the right is a group of goblin cubs who are staring at her. .
Knowing that she had no way to escape, the female ghost sat on the ground with a sullen expression and no longer bothered to escape.
The goblins and ghost envoys onlookers snorted regretfully, causing the female ghost to tremble, obediently kneeling on the ground, daring not to make any more fools.
Su Yunshao: "Tell me."
The female ghost trembled and asked weakly, "What did you say?"
As soon as the female ghost opened her mouth, the rough voice that was different from women suddenly revealed the fact that he was not a woman, which surprised all the ghosts: "Male?"
The female ghost nodded, "Men."
People, demons, ghosts: "..."
This ghost has long hair, wears a long skirt, and has a lot of willow eyebrows, eyeliner, eye shadow, false eyelashes, sequins, blush, and lipstick on his face.
All dressed up like this, it's actually a man? !
They subconsciously looked at the ghost's chest, and it was indeed flat, but since there are many women with flat chests, they didn't care about it, and they didn't expect to make a mistake on this point.
Su Yunshao didn't expect to admit the wrong gender. At other times, it doesn't matter whether it is a man or a woman, but in this case, the gender effect is still quite big.
"You are a boy, why are you in a beauty club full of women?"
The male ghost raised his orchid fingers, gave Su Yunshao a wink with his dizzy eye makeup, and pursed his half-bloomed red lips: "No one says that men can't dress up."
I don't know if this male ghost looks a little girlish from the beginning, or if he has superb makeup skills and paints himself beautifully and femininely, but that was before.
After being severely hit by Ge Yue, and then hit by the golden gate of Bai Xiaoshu, the makeup on the male ghost's face is messed up, and then doing such an action is very hot.
Ruan Mei scolded: "Speak well, don't do something or not, or I will reward you with a few fists!"
Ge Yue squeezed her fist beside her, threateningly or unintentionally.
Forced by their arrogance, the male ghost had to respond and repeatedly explained in his heart: I am a man, I want a man, or I will eat my fist!
Su Yunshao asked, "There is something to exorcise ghosts in the Xiangya Beauty Club. How did you get in?"
Male ghost: "Are you talking about the two red lanterns at the door? The clubhouse hasn't been built yet, so I'm right there. Anyway, I can come and go freely."
Yunxi and Ge Yue looked at each other and felt strange.
The male ghost was about to collapse just now, and nothing like an access talisman fell out of his body. Then, it is also a ghost. There is no reason for the male ghost to enter, so the two of them will be blocked from the door, right?
It's not like that red lantern allows male ghosts to enter, but does not allow female ghosts to enter?
Su Yunshao smiled slightly, this male ghost seemed to succumb to their force, but in fact he had his own calculations in mind.
She quite likes this kind of ghost who can use his brains. Every time she encounters it, she can let her figure out something new.
Su Yunshao didn't take the pen and cinnabar anymore, raised his hand and used his vitality to directly outline a mantra, slapped it on the male ghost, and took out a stack of thunder talismans and a stack of fire talismans from the bag and placed them on the coffee table.
She didn't say a word, but the goblins and ghosts understood.
Take out so many talismans, not to use, but to threaten.
Taoyao excitedly rubbed her hands together: "Hehehe, I heard that ghosts are afraid of thunder, I'll give him a horse to kill a chicken."
It was completely impossible to see that he had been scared out of the psychological shadow by Tianlei, probably because he had been with Su Yunshao for a long time, and he was used to listening to it?
Good baby Yunxiao used the snake's tail to make a skewer, "I just started learning how to make barbecue, can I try it with him?"
Yun Ting said confidently in the attitude of a demon: "A ghost won't die after being fired a few times, so don't worry."
They all said it so clearly, how could Su Ma not react? She glanced longingly at the Thunder Talisman and Fire Talisman, then glanced again, and looked at Su Yunshao hesitantly.
Su Yunshao held his forehead, always feeling that his mother was getting more and more naughty and lively, what happened?
"As long as he's not honest, you can use it."
Male ghost: ! !
Su Ma grabbed all the Thunder Talisman and Fire Talisman, carefully pinched one, and touched the material, "It feels the same texture as the Peace Talisman, can it really come out of thunder and fire?"
Bai Xiaomo had seen Su Yunshao use the Thunder Talisman with his own eyes. Compared with the Heavenly Thunder Talisman that only one person in the world could use, the Thunder Talisman and the Fire Talisman were completely trivial.
"There are so many charms, Auntie can try it."
Su Ma got a lot of safety charms and thunder charms from Su Yunshao, but she often took care of the cubs at home. She was picked up by a driver when she went out, and she never encountered any danger. These charms did not play a role.
It was a rare opportunity for her to try the talisman drawn by her daughter, and Su Ma was very excited.
"Then let me try first?"
Fairy Cub: "Come on, Auntie!"
Ghost messengers: "Auntie throw it on time!"
Su Yunshao ignored the male ghost's increasingly frightened face, and taught Su Ma how to use it, "Everyone in our Xuanmen uses vitality to detonate the talisman. Mom just needs to hold the talisman and say 'Leilai' and 'Fire', and then throw the talisman away. Just go."
"Okay!" For the first time using an offensive talisman, Su Ma was both apprehensive and excited, and the hand holding the talisman trembled a little.
The talisman was light and fluttering, she was afraid that the first time she used it, her hands would be too raw, and she accidentally threw it on her own ghost, so she walked over and put the talisman on the male ghost's head.
The male ghost hurriedly shouted: "I'm honest, I'll explain!"
Unfortunately, it was too late to beg for mercy at this time, Su Ma's "fire" and his begging for mercy shouted out at the same time.
An orange-red flame appeared out of nowhere and quickly burned the male ghost's waist-length hair. The male ghost fell to the ground and used a rolling back and forth position to put out the fire. It rolled back and forth five times before it was extinguished.
As soon as the fire was put out, the male ghost knelt on the ground in dismay, and was about to kowtow and beg for mercy.
"Master, I'm honest, I'll explain, please don't burn me again!"
Su Ma held a thunder talisman in her hand and was about to try it when she heard Su Yunshao: "Yunyun?"
Su Yunshao: "Mom take a rest first, if he's not honest, it's not too late to continue."
"Okay." Su Ma looked a little regretful. When she turned around, she looked at the male ghost with a bit of encouragement, as if to say: You must be honest, or I will have nowhere to try!
Male ghost: ! !
He is not stupid, he knew that if he didn't cooperate with the confession, he would be entertained by Thunder Fire, and he had to continue to carry it.
"My name is Ma Jinghui, I died three years ago..."
The male ghost was astonished. He clearly wanted to speak for three months, so how could it be three years after he said it? At the moment, I just think Su Yunshao is weird, the demons and ghosts here are very weird.
"Since I was a child, I liked girls' skirts and shoes. I stole through my sister's skirts and my mother's high heels. I was beaten by my parents several times, but the more I grew up, the more I felt that I should be a woman. Moving out of the house, no one can stop me."
"That night, I wore a wig, a long black dress, and high heels, and went to the bar. The bar was dimly lit, and as long as I didn't open my mouth, no one would find out that I was a man..."