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MTL - Very Happy-~ Show recording
The pig market is seventy to eighty kilometers away from Qingxi Village. The car of the show crew is always behind the tail of the pig truck, smelling a breath of suffocation.
When the car drove on the country road, the pig transporter was on a bumpy road, jumping three feet high. The show crew even suspected that Li Zhao would be jumped out.
"Cruel, it's too cruel." The staff saw Li Zhao holding the railing in his car and his hair was messy in the wind, but he still kept smiling and talking with the farmers.
"Brother, I am very worried that this episode will be broadcast. The audience will call us ruthless."
Although it really has nothing to do with them, will the audience believe it?
No, they don't, they just know that they scolded them for weeks, Rong Hong.
"I don't believe it. After going to the village, he can cope with it easily." The staff is not discouraged and does not give up. In order to make the team's face and status, he must be strong!
Qingxi Village is a poor village. The economic conditions have only gradually improved in recent years, but compared with the towns and cities in big cities, it is still far from it.
The surname of the farmer who bought the pig is Zhang, almost sixty years old, and his children are working outside. He stayed in the village all these years, and rarely saw boys like Li Zhao who were so handsome and gentle. Before heading out, the village chief informed everyone that in recent days there will be stars coming to their village to record programs. I didn't expect him to be lucky, and he was met by the effort of buying two pigs.
The two talked happily along the way. When the car stopped at the village entrance, Uncle Zhang was still a little bit unhappy.
Chatting with this baby is quite happy.
"Zhaozhao, this is your task card." The staff handed a card.
Li Zhao opened the card and took a look: "Bring two staff members to dinner in the village."
"Who's going to go to my house?" Uncle Zhang skillfully put two piglets on a straw rope, and said cheerfully: "Today I have bacon stewed at home, which is particularly fragrant. Baby, go, uncle has your meal . "
After speaking, he looked at the staff of the production team: "You are the colleagues of the baby? Walk around, walk away!"
No, it's past lunch now. The imaginary shooting scene should be Li Zhao with a shame on his face and going to every household to ask his fellow villagers if they have anything to eat.
Grandpa, you are so enthusiastic that it's hard to do a show.
The staff member secretly met Li Zhao, hoping he could refuse.
But when Li Zhao heard the word "bacon", his eyes were already the same as Pikachu's, and his head was like a treetop blown by the wind: "Okay, sir, let me help you pig."
The pig that I just bought is timid, and I won't follow it obediently. I need to drag it back.
The straw rope is strong and not easy to hurt the piglets. Li Zhao took the rope and dragged them. The pig's four hoofs made a few long marks on the mud.
Program group: "..."
In order to go to my hometown to eat a meal of bacon, Li Zhao is killing himself!
Take care of a young guy, do n’t you want to be an idol?
"Zhaozhao, why do you think of coming back with a pig cart?" The staff member followed Li Zhao and asked, "It just happened?"
"The terrain of Qingxi Village is relatively remote. Almost every family has its own habit of raising pigs and eating meat. In addition, many villagers will raise piglets after the spring, so I went to the pig market to try my luck." Speaking of this, Li Zhao There are also some regrets: "If the price of the second elder brother has continued to rise recently, and I am worried that the uncle is unwilling to take me, I can save a few dollars more."
staff member:"……"
No, you really have saved enough.
After dragging the pig across the field and climbing over the small soil slope, everyone finally came to the door of Uncle Zhang.
"Old man, is the guest coming?" An aunt with short hair and an apron around her waist stepped out and locked her eyes on Li Zhao: "This child looks so good, is our little boyfriend?"
Everyone loves beauty, regardless of age. Even aunts have the right to appreciate beauty.
"What nonsense, this is a big star from the city." Uncle Zhang blushed and said to his wife, "You go to the soil and get some fresh vegetables, stir-fry a few dishes. The baby and his friend are at us at noon. Eat at home. "
"Okay." Aunt smiled, and greeted Li Zhao into the house warmly.
"Thank you, Madam, I will help the uncle put the piglets into the pigpen." Li Zhao dragged the screaming pig and asked Uncle Zhang: "Uncle, where is your pigpen?"
"The pigsty is dirty, how can I let you go."
"It's okay, I brought my clothes before going out, and I'll change my clothes later." Li Zhao saw Uncle Zhang's family was not there, so he helped him finish things first.
Uncle Zhang saw him so insistent and had to take Li Zhao to the pigpen.
Rural pig pens are sturdy, and it is not easy for pigs to run out or open. Li Zhao watched Uncle Zhang open for a long time and couldn't open the entrance to the pigpen. He bent down and clamped the pig's ears with one hand, untied the straw rope around his neck, and carried the piglets into the pigpen with both hands.
Hug into the pigpen!
Hug into the pigpen!
The camera legs that followed the shot are shaking. Is this really an actor from an idol drama?
Is it really? !!
The piglet was still squeaking. It used the strongest scream to sacrifice its freedom that did not exist.
Putting the two piglets into the pigpen, the aunt took Li Zhao to wash his hands and face enthusiastically, and also deliberately vacated the master bedroom for Li Zhao to change clothes.
After changing his clothes and shoes, Li Zhao saw his aunt waving at him behind the door.
He trot over, the aunt pulled him to the kitchen, and then ... gave him a few pieces of thin bacon the size of a slap, and whispered, "Come on, try to fit your appetite."
The kitchen door creaked open, and the black hole shot was facing Li Zhao's meat bowl.
Li Zhao and the camera's eyes met in the air. At this moment, there seemed to be a slight embarrassment in the air.
"I asked the baby to come and help me taste the saltiness of the vegetables." Aunt found the largest piece in the bowl and stuffed it in Li Zhao's mouth, then picked a small piece, tore off half and handed it to the camera: "You too Come on? "
Camera: "..."
Aunt, you are very much like a villain in family ethics who prefers your little son and secretly gives the little son something to eat. This kind of person is going to be beaten in the end, do you know?
The aunt didn't know, and didn't want to know, she was just worried that there were too many visitors and that this good-looking young man could not eat enough bacon.
"It's delicious and it's salty." Under the camera, Li Zhao finished eating the bacon with a cheeky face, and touched two more pieces in the bowl, one for the aunt and one for himself, and then helped the aunt burn the wood stove.
The cooking pot of Uncle Aunt's house is very large, the firewood is burning well, the dishes are filled, and the room is filled with smoke.
"Ma'am, is the fire going to be stronger?"
"Yes, the fire needs to be strong, and the fried vegetables are delicious."
After cooking the dishes, Li Zhao was very happy to help the aunt take the dishes, and his face was full of expectations for lunch. This made the show crew have to wonder whether the child had not been fed under the strict supervision of the agent. Now that the agent is not with him, he finally let go.
When the meal came to the table, Uncle Zhang wanted to bring out his own medicinal wine that he had collected for many years, and poured a cup of Li Zhao, and Li Zhao quickly refused: "Uncle, I don't drink."
Uncle Zhang advised several times and saw that Li Zhao didn't drink it, so he didn't pour it.
"My wine is pure grain wine, and I can't drink it outside." Seeing Li Zhao not drinking, the uncle had a little regret in his heart: "Baby, eat more. Young guys need to eat more meat to grow taller."
After that, Li Zhao dialed a small bowl of bacon with clean chopsticks.
Several staff members of the program group: ...
There is an illusion of being squeezed out by aunts.
After dinner, Li Zhao helped Uncle Zhang feed pigs, feed dogs, and carried the peanuts sent by Uncle Grande, before reluctantly walking towards the village chief's house to join the director's group.
Along the way, Li Zhao helped the corn nutrition group in his hometown cover the plastic film that was taken away by the wind, and also went to the newly grafted fruit trees. When he passed the fish pond, the uncle who helped fishing netted a big grass carp.
Staff: They ... aren't they really making The Rich?
When rushing to the village chief's house, the accompanying staff breathed a sigh of relief and stayed with Li Zhao again, which would affect their sense of accomplishment for the artist.
The director of the group, after watching all the performances of Li Zhao in the monitor, expressed deep admiration for the combat strength of this new guest.
When Li Zhao entered the door, the director team got up and greeted him.
A young man who can carry a piglet with one hand may also be able to carry a person.
"Welcome Li Zhao to join our small family." The director shook hands with Li Zhao: "Before you come, presumably your agent has already mentioned it to you. We have some difficult conditions for the show. Please overcome it. When I return, I will pay for it myself I invite your guests to have a big meal. "
"Thank you, director, it's fine here, not bitter." Li Zhao looked around the room and did not see other guests: "Are the other teachers already here?"
"They're all here." What the director didn't say was that when you helped the uncle sweep the pigsty and eat bacon, other guests knocked on door to door to eat.
"This is where you live, look for it according to the road signs." The director handed Li Zhao a task card: "You are now familiar with the village, except for the camera, we will not specially arrange staff to accompany us."
After thinking about it, he added: "Before I came, I asked the village chief to let the fellows tie the dogs at home. Don't be afraid."
It was okay for the director not to remind. Once reminded, Li Zhao thought of a guest who was bitten by a dog.
He glanced silently at the director, his calf was a little cold.
Early spring in the mountains was very cold. Li Zhao put on his coat and found his place with a simple line map in his hand.
"Grandma, there are big stars here!"
When a child saw Li Zhao, he shouted, "Come out to see the stars."
"Good friends." Li Zhaochao ran out to watch his children wave and said, "Did you eat?"
Facing the camera lens, the children were a little embarrassed and smiled shyly.
Li Zhao stepped forward and touched the head of the little boy. He pulled out a bag of unopened biscuits from his coat pocket: "Come, meet."
The child wanted to pick it up, but was embarrassed to pick it up.
Li Zhao put the cookie in the child's hand: "See you next time."
The camera whispered: "Zhaozhao, you've been walking for twenty minutes."
Li Zhao waved again to the children, dragging the suitcase and continued to move forward: "Camera teacher, do you know, what do you need to do to get mixed up in the village?"
Camera :? ?
No, no, I don't want to know at all. I only know that we are here to record the program, not to participate in the village committee selection.
"The first thing to do is to be the leader of the children. Those who have the children have the most informed news in the village." Li Zhao was proud of himself: "I have watched your show before coming here. Many activities require local people to remind."
Camera: "..."
I think you want to be the king of children.
When Li Zhao found the room he lived in, there was another guest inside. This guest was on the show and was chased by several geese to climb the tree. Finally, the powerful actor Xiang Zhen sent the expression pack all over the network.
Since participating in this program, Xiang Zhen's serious high-cold baggage has broken into slag, and he can't pick it up.
"Good to the teacher." Li Zhao bowed towards Zhen.
"Just ask me Xiangge." Xiang Zhen saw Li Zhao was vain and tender, even the suitcases were popular models in luxury brands, secretly bitter in the heart, the program component gave him such a teammate, intending to let them take the first place One?
Regardless, the friendship is the first, and the game is the second.
The two shook hands and entered the room with Xiang Zhao Li Zhao. Within a room of less than ten square meters, there were two steel-framed beds, and the quilts and bed covers were placed on the bed.
After waiting for Xiang Zhen to open his mouth, Li Zhao lowered his suitcase, quickly put on the quilt, and laid the bed: "Xiang, which bed do you sleep in?"
Xiang Zhen didn't expect Li Zhao's hands and feet to be so sharp, and he patted Li Zhao's shoulders excitedly: "The show team finally sent me a general, thank the show team's family!"
The director sitting next to the monitor: "..."
No, it's completely different from their plan.
Xiang Zhen's personality is straightforward, and he has no prejudice against Li Zhao, a famous newcomer in web dramas. Especially when he heard that Li Zhao would still cook, looking at Li Zhao's eyes was like looking at his biological brother.
After packing the room, guests had an hour's rest time, Li Zhao quickly pulled out his mobile phone to send a message to Yan Ting.
Zhaozhao had good luck: I ate bacon in my hometown at noon, it was super fragrant. If there was no camera shooting me, I would have two bowls of rice.
Although the show crew was already shocked by his meal.
Zhaozhao has good luck: the people in the show group are very good. They did not deliberately make trouble, and the air was good. It's just a little bit cold. Fortunately, you asked the uncle, Uncle, to bring me an extra coat.
After a while, Yan Ting returned his news.
Yan Ting: OK, pay attention to your body.
At four o'clock in the afternoon, all the guests gathered in the drying room, and Li Zhao finally met with the other four guests. Among the guests, there are singers, opera actors as well as skittish actors and hosts. Li Zhao is the only traffic person.
Regarding Li Zhao's arrival, everyone expressed great enthusiasm and implicitly asked Li Zhao if he could do farm work.
"Good young people, good young people."
"Yes, yes, hands and feet are also good." The sketch actor Qian Duoxi knocked on the shoulder: "Xianzhen, let's change the players, I'll take Zhang Kui for you."
Zhang Kui :? ? ?
"Not long ago called me Xiao Kuikui, and today I am a young handsome guy?" Zhang Kui wiped her tears: "Qian, you are so ruthless."
"Welcome all guests to the recording site of" Hidden Mountain ", now we applaud the new guests in this issue. The show's value is in charge, Li Zhao!"
"Thank you." Li Zhao folded his hands.
The host asked aloud, "I haven't seen you for a while. Have you missed me?"
The scene was silent.
"It's okay, I think everyone can do it." The host wiped his face: "What's the slogan of our show team?"
"Just survive!"
"Don't let the cows!"
"Don't kill the sheep!"
Li Zhao stepped back silently, this show group ... is in the life-threatening mode.
Their first task was to help the elderly in the village dig the ground and weed.
The crowd arbitrarily carried the **** and came to the field, and saw Li Zhao sturdyly roll up his sleeves, turn the fur vest forward, lift the **** and start weeding, dig the ground, and shovel large pieces of soil with a hoe.
The five guests opened their mouths together.
"I was wrong. I shouldn't call the show crew dogs. In fact, they are still human. At least Zhao Zhao was arranged for us."
"Dar Liu, it's not that we hate you, but Zhaozhao is so capable."
Da Liu is the unlucky guest who was bitten by a dog.
Xiang Zhen dragged his basket to pick up weeds and asked Li Zhao curiously: "Xiao Li, how can you even do this?"
"This is very simple. Just finding the position of the **** will do more with less." Li Zhao pointed at the handle of the hoe. height……"
Xiang Zhen: "..."
He could understand every word, but it seemed like he didn't understand it together.
The camera turned towards the ignorant and helpless Xiang Zhen, and came up with a full-scale close-up without dead ends.
After digging the ground, everyone was exhausted, but the director group arranged for them to help the old lady in the village to find the chickens that had not returned to the cage.
In a mournful sound, everyone dragged their heavy steps and began to look for chickens in the mountains.
For a poor farmer, a chicken has already been regarded as an important property, but several guests have grown up in towns and cities, and they really do n’t know where to find it.
Before walking far, Li Zhao heard a scream. He turned to look at him. Zhang Kuilian rolled away from the grass, followed by a big red-crowned cock, chasing him with wings, Ass plot wrong.
Seeing Li Zhao, Zhang Kui was like seeing a loved one, and rushed towards Li Zhao: "Xiao Li, the most handsome big handsome man in the world, save your life."
Not only did Li Zhao not save him, he turned and ran.
"What are you running!" Zhang Kui was desperate.
"The **** can fly!" Li Zhao shouted as he ran, "I can't beat it."
"You can't beat even a chicken. What is your dignity as a popular artist?"
"proceed if you can!"
Zhang Kui can't.
The two ran desperately until the cock's owner found something wrong and called the **** back to save the two lives.
"Why are the geese and the dogs so powerful that even the chickens are so powerful?" Zhang Kui held his leg and panted continuously. "I think Zhang Kui was a community bully when I was a kid. Today I lost in the hands of the big rooster. "
"Brother Zhang, how did you mess with it?" Li Zhao stood up against the tree: "Like this bright-feathered **** with a thick and strong cockscomb, the fighting is very powerful."
"I saw it with a hen, and I wanted to see if that hen was lost by her mother ..." Zhang Kuiyue said quietly: "It seems that I did something wrong."
"Let's go, let's keep looking." Li Zhao has better physical strength than Zhang Kui, and he doesn't breathe badly. They walked along the path for a while, and saw a few children in the ground, wearing plastic cloths, and holding Jingjing The stick plays a martial arts master.
"Dear heroes!" Li Zhaochao's children clenched their fists: "There are important things to ask for next, please heroes to help."
"It's over!" The director patted his thigh behind the monitor: "There's a child in here and see where we put the chicken."
Who would have thought that Li Zhao was so despicable and shameless that even children should use it!
"I know, I know." One of the children raised his hand and put the yellow stick on his waist. "I'll take you there."
"Thank you heroes, you are really righteous people." Li Zhao solemnly performed a salute ceremony with them, and the children followed the ceremony with a grin.
"Baby, follow me."
This is from the martial arts studio to the Journey to the West.
In the end, they found a large hen with tied legs in a piece of dry grass.
"Well, who is the wicked man who kidnapped this chicken so far?" Li Zhao picked up the big hen and thanked the "heroes": "Thank you heroes, we will have a period later."
"The strong man walks slowly!" The children played happily.
"This time, I would like to invite you to take care and study in the school."
"The heroes don't need to study."
"Who said that heroes don't need to study?" Li Zhao raised his eyebrows: "Don't study hard, Wu Lingao wrote a poem scolding you, you don't understand. Undercover letters to you, you don't understand. If you do n’t have a good hand, there is no talented hero, you ca n’t be a first-class hero, do you understand? ”
"Really?"
"Of course." Li Zhao shoved the chicken to Zhang Kui, put his hands behind him, and stood in a high position, fooling around with these few years-old little farts: "You have seen it in TV shows and do n’t read A hero who writes? "
The children shook their heads.
"That's right." Li Zhao smiled with satisfaction: "If you want to practice the magic, you must first understand the Martial Art Cheats."
Looking up at the sky, Li Zhao touched the children's heads: "Heroes, it's too late, you should go home. I will also take this kidnapped chicken to the government."
On the director's side, the director drank Cola and shook Erlang's legs: "This new guest is very interesting."
The guests who can play with these bear children for so long and have fun as children, except Li Zhao, probably can't find anyone else.
The guests were finally rewarded for their mother's chicken—a sweet potato dinner.
"Qingxi Village is rich in sweet potatoes." The host reappeared when everyone was having a good time. He pretended not to see the disgusting eyes of the guests: "Sweet potatoes are all treasures, but because there are too many people in Qingxi Village, it is difficult It ’s sold, so tomorrow I invite all guests to help the fellows sell a thousand pounds of sweet potatoes. "
"A thousand pounds?"
Xiang Zhen was seriously frightened. This show group is not human!
The next morning, Xiang Zhen woke up from his sleep and saw Li Zhao lying on the ground, writing and drawing on a cardboard.
He got up and saw that the cardboard reads "Hearts show crew, forcing the entertainers to sell sweet potatoes. The best sweet heart sweet potatoes, eight cents a pound, all round eight cents. As long as you give a piece of love, we can find us home Money. "
Xiang Zhen silently sat back on the bed.
Young, great!
In the morning in Beijing, Yan Ting drank a small bowl of porridge under the watchful eye of a housekeeper.
"Sir, you are great today."
"Don't learn to speak with Li Zhao." Yan Ting lowered her bowl and picked up her cell phone. Li Zhao just sent him a message.
Zhaozhao has good luck: Tingting, I'm going to the food market today! So excited, I feel a little fun! [Figure]
In the photo, Li Zhao was wearing a torn clothes borrowed from his hometown, holding a card in his hand, like a liar asking for money on the street.
The difference is that there is no sign on his sign that he is going to college or who has cancer at home.
Yan Ting replied expressionlessly for a long time without a word.
[Come on. 】
The author has something to say: Kindergarten to carry out a charity sale.
Baby Zhaozhao was so excited that she didn't sleep well all night. She carried her small bag on her back in the morning and stood in front of the kindergarten door. He also sent a message to the court babies who did not participate in the event, showing off his excited mood.
Today is Dafeizhang, good night ~ see you tomorrow
Thanks for the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution ~
Thanks for the little angel who cast the [Rocket Cannon]: Lan Wu Mei Lian [= 3 =] 2; today I studied for several hours [learn well], corn soon teeth, leo love ** beautiful beauty beautiful, big hug begging [ Lift high] 1;
Thanks to the little angel who cast the [grenade]: Lan Wu Mei Lian 2; Xie Xing Hao, Hei Pi Pig, I heard that the author is today [10,000, I ’m not, I do n’t have].
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