MTL - Your Distance-Chapter 40 Funny text also has serious moments

In class that day, Ting Shuang was spotted again to answer difficult questions.

When leaving the classroom after class, Song Yan teased and said, "Ah, Tingshuang, you said, this professor will not fall in love with you, right?"

Ting Shuang was holding the bottle to drink water, almost snoring when he heard the word, and apparently calmly replied, "... you have a pit in your head."

Song Yi said: "This is not what I said. Last time, the two girls next to me also said that the professor must be in love with you. When you get to the problem, click on you. When you answer the question, he looks at you all the way ... You said that if he answered you so well when you answered it well, the point is that when you could n’t answer, he looked at you like a son. "

Ting Shuang was still a little worried about hearing the first half. Was it something he saw? He heard the last half of the sentence and spit it out with a spit of water: "... Fuck, you say he looks at me like a son?"

Song Yan continued to play the court frost while hiding, "You didn't feel that little from his eyes looking at you ... Father's love is like a mountain?"

Father love?

Also **** like a mountain?

Ting Shuang said, "Did you have a paternity test with a look? Find me a dad? Really bad for you."

"Tingshuang, I'll imitate it for you." Song Yan gathered close to Tingshuang, and his eyes looked at the eyes of Shangting Frost. He thought he had a feeling of love. Look, do you see a little love from the inside? "

What kind of dog eyes does Song Yan have?

When did Boss look at people like this?

Ting Shuang laughed and scolded: "Come on, don't be so close to me, isn't it disgusting?"

Immediately after speaking, Ting Shuang suddenly found that a few steps away, Bo Bo, who came out of the classroom after watching the lecture, was watching them, and suddenly he was full of body, and hurried away from Song Yi.

Song Kun, who was imitating Prof. Bai, saw Bai Changyi himself, and his back was cold. His expression was straightforward, and he greeted him very politely: "... professor." Bai Changyi nodded to the two and walked outside the teaching building. go with.

Court cream didn't feel great.

"... I suddenly remembered that there was a place I didn't understand when I was in class. Let me ask, you go first." Ting Shuang said to Song Yan, hurrying to catch up with Bai Changyi, and said in German, "professor, I have one question."

Park Chang-yi kept pace: "Say."

Ting Shuang did not speak, but walked beside Bai Changyi unconventionally for a short time. When he saw that there were no Asian faces around, he put a serious expression on his face to discuss academic issues, and said in Chinese: "Baby, noon Have dinner together? "

Park Chang looked at the front with the same serious expression: "I'm free before one point."

Ting Shuang said in an agent-jointed tone, "It's still that time. See you in the old place?"

Park Chang intends to give the court card to the employee with Lrm's access control.

Ting Shuang knew that she had a criminal record, so he put the card into his shirt pocket with a careful attitude, and patted his chest, assuring: "I won't throw it around. If I get stuck, I will die-" " You do n’t have to graduate if you die. ”Bo Changyi said lightly.

So Ting Shuang went to school and took Boss's card to study in the library.

Bo Chang went to the downstairs of Lrm and pressed the metal doorbell button engraved with "prof.Dr.-Ing.habil.gyiBai". This doorbell is received directly from the secretary's office, and is usually reserved for those who come to Lrm and Parker to meet.

Bo Changyi said to the secretary who answered the intercom, "Marie, please open the door for me."

Marie opened the door and felt that the recent professor was not the same as before.

Former professor: There will be no card once every two years.

Recent professor: In less than two weeks, this is the third time she has opened the door without a card.

On the other side, Ting Shuang studied for a while in the library, and couldn't help taking the photo taken the night before.

Boss is so handsome when he falls asleep, **** handsome ...

In addition to that one, there are some photos of Bai Changyi on his mobile phone, such as the cycle avatar he saved in Distance, such as the photo of prof.Bai that can be found on the Internet, and a few photos that he sneaked before and after class. .

Ting Shuang looked at them one by one.

This glasses chain ...

Absolutely.

This bridge of the nose ...

Absolutely.

This hand washing posture after writing the blackboard ...

Absolutely.

This tie-tie hand ...

Fuck, I'm hard.

Every photo court frost wants to be used as a mobile wallpaper, but he dare not use any photo.

In case of accidentally being seen by classmates, the explanation is indeed unclear.

But I really want to use it ...

Ting Shuang was staring at the picture of Boss Boss untieing his tie. A WeChat group message suddenly appeared at the top of the phone screen.

He clicked in and found out that he didn't know who had pulled a robotik course on WeChat. The group was called "robotik must pass." There were five Chinese students studying this course this semester.

Song Yan: Welcome big brother.

Court Frost:

Song Yan: This is the little prince who always sits in the middle of the first row.

He Le: The little prince answered the hard work.

Court frost :?

Guo Ping: Every lesson bears the love of a perverted professor and works hard.

Court Frost: ...

Ting Shuang: ... Hello everyone.

After three seconds.

He Le: Your thighs are good.

Song Yan: Everyone has good thighs.

Guo Ping: Your thighs are good.

Youyou: How about your thighs?

He Le: This group is used to exchange robotik courses. You can send a note to each other to ask a question or something. You can also communicate how to prepare for the exam. He Le: I hope that your thighs will glow in the group. [Lovely] Guo Ping: I hope you have more thighs glowing in the group [Cute] Song Ye: I hope you have more thighs glowing in the group [Cute] He Le: [Animated expression] Originally, Frost Court saw that several people were swiping the screen, and closed the group message Reminder, I do n’t plan to watch the phone first, but I did not expect that He Le sent two magical funny emoticons.

The first is that Bo Changyi stood on the podium and looked under the podium, with the text: Death looks down at all beings.

The second one is called by Bo Changyi holding the roster, with the text: It's cold, it's time to cross out the student's name from above.

Song Yan: Shivering trembling.jpg Guo Ping: Shivering trembling. Jpg Ting Shuang holding his mobile phone, desperately laughing in the library, and also returned to the formation: trembling. Jpg I did not expect Boss was also made into an expression pack Day.

Hurry up and save the emoji, and show it to Boss ...

I don't know what the boss Boss looks like ...

and many more.

Since other students can make the boss's emoji package, why can't he make a boss's wallpaper and send it to the group?

In this way, you can use Boss Bo to make mobile wallpaper brightly.

Little Master is really wit.

Ting Shuang went to the album for a long time and turned to the photo of Bai Changyi washing his hands after writing the blackboard. After thinking about it, he added a photo editing software and added text to the photo: wash the hands in a golden basin, and stop hanging people.

Putting on the new wallpaper, Ting Shuang smiled at the lock screen for a long time before sending the picture to the group, pretending to look like a normal student: I used this as a screen saver before graduation ~ I hope I will never hang out ~ Guo Ping: Find wallpapers.

Song Yan: Seeking wallpapers.

He Le: Please make the wallpaper an emoticon.

Ting Shuangle sent the picture to the group, and suddenly it was not a taste.

After self-study in the morning, Ting Shuang went to the coffee bar and bought two chicken breast sandwiches and took them to the roof of Lrm's building. Many people have lunch at this point, and there are relatively few people in the building. The roof is a place where no one usually goes.

Swipe your card, go upstairs, and get familiar with the road.

Bai Changyi stood in front of the fence climbing the creeper, with two cups of coffee on the fence. There is no other building in the direction this fence faces, and it is not easy to be seen standing here.

The noon sun fell from the sky, washing up the color of the roof.

Park Chang-yi wore a sunglasses clip bought in Hanover, with his eyes hidden behind the light blue lenses. The thin golden frame and chain of glasses had a subtle seductive taste on him.

A conspicuous and secret place.

A conspicuous but secret lover.

For a 45-minute appointment, the two stood on the top of the building, eating sandwiches and drinking coffee together. Bai Changyi listened to Ting Shuang's story about the group just now. The two looked at Ting Shuang's new wallpaper and favorite emoji together. Laugh, look at the blue sky in the distance, and smoke a mint.

The taste of mint, the smell of light smoke, the smell of plants exposed to the sun.

The feeling that the wind blows through the skin, the feeling that the sun wraps the skin, and the feeling that the other's fingertips touch the skin.

"Boss Bo ..." Ting Shuang turned his head and looked at Bai Changyi's face. "Can I ask you a question."

"Say." Park Chang-yi drank the ashes in a mug with only a layer of coffee to drink.

"I just showed you the emoticons they made ... Although I think it's funny, although you are not really angry when you look at them, and laugh with me, but I think these emoticons still reflect a little ... … Um ... students' dissatisfaction ... ”Ting Shuang took the cigarette from Bai Changyi's finger, took a breath, and returned the cigarette to Bai Changyi,“ Boss Bai, don't you care about the student's dissatisfaction? That high rate of admissions ... I heard that 90% ... In fact, I don't mean to say that the rate of admissions is high, I know it is because the exam is difficult. I just want to ask ... why are you taking the exam better than taking the class? It ’s so difficult? I think it ’s difficult to understand the exam, but it ’s so much worse than the lecture. Is n’t the teacher all trying to teach the students what they know? ”

Bai Changyi said: "Forty-five minutes, during lunch and smoking a cigarette, you have no intention of letting me take a break."

"Then, if you don't want to answer, don't answer, I don't have to ask you to answer ..." Ting Shuang turned and leaned on the fence, "I'm ... Boss, although I have scolded you before, but When I saw someone calling you a perverted professor today, I ... I couldn't say I was angry, but at that moment, I felt that those words were a little ... dazzling. "Ting Shuang held Bai Changyi's hand holding the cigarette, so I took a cigarette with that hand and the voice was lower, "... because I know you're not like that. Seriously, I don't think you have a lot of things, nor do you think you have a small heart. I have a lot of problems, I haven't seen you dislike you, and you are willing to teach me anything ... In fact, you are better than anyone. "

Bai Chang stunned the ashes, smiled, and said, "After speaking for a long time, I'm not happy that someone scolded me. I see that you call me old animals and beasts all the time. How can you just scold yourself? "

Ting Shuang said, "No. Other people scold you, that is a misunderstanding of you, I call you ... that is ..." This cannot continue to say, "I ... just want to know what you think. "

Behind every adult's way of doing things is a set of truths. At the age when they are afraid of being misunderstood and need to be recognized, people will always talk about their own truths to explain their behavior.

Bai Changyi is too old to talk about that truth.

The court cream is still small.

Child, of course I like to talk.

Then talk about it.

Until many years later, Ting Shuang will remember that on the roof of Lrm's building at noon that day, the sky is clear and the summer is prosperous. Park Changyi extinguished the smoke and asked him flatly: "ting, what do you think of the university?"