Muscular Rabbits Legion: 'No one can escape from the novice village!'-Chapter 263 - 253 Pitfalls Everywhere

Chapter 263: Chapter 253: Pitfalls Everywhere

Chapter 263 -253: Pitfalls Everywhere

Liu Fei was furious!

Ding!

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Before Liu Fei could speak, Yi Zheng patted her calf, and said earnestly, “Remember, don’t be so hot-tempered, and don’t have such a heavy killing intent. When you’re floating through Jianghu, how can you not be knifed? If you want to avoid being knifed as much as possible, you can’t act without considering the consequences. What is Jianghu? Jianghu isn’t about fighting and killing, it’s about the intricacies of human relationships.”

This roundabout spiel completely baffled Liu Fei, she even forgot about the dead Rabbit taking advantage of the situation to cop a feel.

After patting her, Yi Zheng remembered that she wasn’t a Rabbit, but seeing as there seemed to be no reaction from her, he didn’t mind it either.

Liu Fei asked, “What do you mean by that?”

Seeing that Liu Fei was interested, Yi Zheng immediately switched on his deception mode, “Think about it, if someone kindly comes to join us and we flatly refuse, wouldn’t that offend people? If they get angry and a few hundred thousand people come to attack us here, wouldn’t I have to fight back? If I kill them today, and they level up tomorrow, wouldn’t they come back for revenge? If their revenge is successful, could I swallow that grievance? I’d have to strike back, right?”

“This is endless revenge…” Liu Fei concluded, “You talk too much.”

Yi Zheng’s old face blushed, not expecting that this NPC would actually understand this saying, and continued, “Right, so, to avoid trouble, of course I need to be polite, to be tactful. I can’t say they’re bad, I have to say it’s my own reason.

So, I’m taking a dump, I’m busy.

This is a humble way to put it, they’ll see, oh, it’s not that we are bad, it’s that you’re taking a dump, so you refused us.

This way, they have a way to step down with dignity, and they won’t come over with knives, entering a vicious cycle, right?”

Liu Fei felt there was something off with these words, but couldn’t pinpoint the problem.

All in all, it seemed to make sense.

Yi Zheng subconsciously raised his hand to pat his leg, a habit he had from patting Rabbits, but he immediately realized he shouldn’t do that.

But then he thought, since he had already done it before, not doing it now, wouldn’t it seem a bit guilty?

So Yi Zheng steeled his heart, thinking, I’m a Rabbit, she’s human, why am I overthinking it? I’ll just treat her like a Rabbit, be generous, less trouble!

And so, Yi Zheng patted her again.

Liu Fei frowned, but seeing Yi Zheng’s open and natural demeanor, and then glancing at Wen Rou and Shishui, she decided not to say anything.

Yi Zheng immediately heaved a sigh of relief, as long as she was accustomed to it, then he wouldn’t need to change his habit.

However, obviously Liu Fei wasn’t a Groundhog, she wasn’t that foolish; she haughtily lifted her head and said, “I don’t care what you say, I’m only looking at what you do. In any case, if you recruit people, I’ll report it.”

Yi Zheng suddenly felt a toothache coming on, thinking, “I’m in deep trouble, I’ve met someone stubborn, not easy to deceive!”

Then Yi Zheng’s little brain started whirring, recalling the wisdom of the Huaxia People over thousands of years, and how those corrupt officials dealt with Supervisors.

After much thought, it seemed they all did the same thing: drag them into the mire!

But, how should Yi Zheng pull Liu Fei into the mire?

That was a problem!

Without any good solutions at hand, Yi Zheng could only shelve the issue for the time being and take things one step at a time.

He then casually called out to Liu Fei, “How about, we take a walk together?”

Liu Fei said, “Sure!”

With a look of genuine concern, Yi Zheng reminded her, “Miss Liu, you should be careful, this great plain might seem flat, but it’s full of pitfalls.”

“Don’t worry about me!” Liu Fei snorted coldly.

Yi Zheng didn’t get angry but instead revealed a mischievous smile, then he whistled. The next moment, Liu Fei was dumbfounded.

She saw a battle carriage pulled by eight skeleton horses roaring in from a distance. Driving the carriage was a third-tier Skeleton King BOSS, guarded by a third-tier Zombie King BOSS, and sprawled on top was a third-tier Tiger BOSS, which had a Wild Boar riding on it, and the Wild Boar had a large Rabbit riding on it.

Liu Fei was a worldly person herself, having been to Tan Country and seen Evil Horse Island, even having swum in the sea.

But the scene before her still left her stunned.

When she saw the large Rabbit hop down and perch Yi Zheng on its head, the only thing left on Liu Fei’s face was speechlessness.

“Girl, get on, let me take you for a ride,” Yi Zheng called out.

Liu Fei flatly refused and even put a ten-meter distance between them, as if her actions were declaring: “I don’t know this upstart fool!”

Yi Zheng didn’t mind, finding it more spacious to sit by himself — what’s bad about that?

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Ever since the Skeleton King had upgraded, the skeleton carriage had also been modernized. The carriage, pulled by eight horses, was much larger now, and Yi Zheng had already begun planning to convert it into a caravan.

Accompanied by the mournful neighing of the eight warhorses, the carriage then started to sprint wildly.

Yet Liu Fei wasn’t a vegetarian either. With a flick of her skirt and her long legs, she ran quite swiftly, even proudly tilting her pretty face up at Yi Zheng in defiance.

That’s when the Rabbit muttered, “With legs that long and running so fast, it’s a waste not to pull carriages. When I’m awesome in the future, I’ll surely catch eight such long-legged ones to pull my carriage!”

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Liu Fei glared furiously at Yi Zheng. If the rules didn’t restrict her to only supervising and not taking action, she’d have already lifted the Rabbit’s skull top to see exactly how his brain was formed.

Soon, Liu Fei saw small animals like rabbits, wild boars, and snakes practicing their punches with huffing and puffing on the verdant grassland.

At first, Liu Fei didn’t take much notice, but when she realized these creatures kept practicing the same moves over and over, she scoffed, “Rabbit, you’re not a qualified Sect Master.”

Yi Zheng looked at Liu Fei, puzzled.

Liu Fei said, “With a third-tier cultivation technique, you should only practice it ten times at most. After ten times, you won’t gain anything more. It’s better to learn those fixed offshoot movements, they’re more beneficial.”

Yi Zheng looked at Liu Fei in surprise. He didn’t expect that she also knew about the ‘ten-day attribute boost’ thing from fitness, but she didn’t call it fitness, she called it an outer disciple’s cultivation technique.

However, Yi Zheng didn’t feel like explaining to Liu Fei that he and his disciples had already broken past the ten-time limit and could cultivate indefinitely.

So he just stared at her with his big watery eyes and said, “Thanks for the tip, but I’m not listening.”

“You!” Liu Fei was so angry she felt pain in her liver, “You don’t recognize a good heart when you see one!”

Yi Zheng said, “Big sister, it’s you who doesn’t understand the situation, okay? Look at them, all robust and bursting with energy like they’ve eaten chive dumplings and ten skewers of grilled kidneys, plus a dry cucumber, and since they can’t go out and kill or burn Slaughter City to vent, what else should they do but punch the air?”

Upon hearing this, Liu Fei’s face turned red and she said, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

The clueless Yi Zheng asked, “You don’t know what chives are used for?”

Liu Fei’s face turned even redder, “I don’t know.”

Yi Zheng asked further, “You don’t know what grilled kidneys are for?”

Liu Fei turned her head away, “I don’t know!”

Yi Zheng continued to press, “Then you must know what oysters, rooster eggs, and bullwhips are for, right?”

Liu Fei exploded with rage; in all her years, she had never met someone so obstinately absurd! Didn’t he know that such questions weren’t to be asked of girls?

Just as Liu Fei was on the verge of losing her composure in anger, Yi Zheng said, “You must at least know about watermelon, right?”

The furious Liu Fei suddenly froze, then asked without thinking, “Watermelon is also for virility?”