My Cherry Will Explode in the Apocalypse-Chapter 33

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Chapter 33 – Someone Tries to Pry Open the Door


Translator: Jostina


Editor: Callis

~Quick Note~

Everyone piled into a test-drive vehicle. The oil in the car was freshly added, and it was the highest-profile luxury off-road vehicle. The doors were electrically operated, and there were panoramic skylights, smooth engines, four-wheel systems, and air suspension systems. The interior of the car was large and spacious. All seven of them squeezed in without feeling very cramped.


Zhan Yun was responsible for driving. Zhang Shuoliang, the largest man, sat in the co-driver’s seat with Yu Dongdong and his cat, Xiao Hei, in his arms. The rest of the people were thin and could sit in the back seats together, but Zheng Jiahe thought the positioning and space of the trunk was good. With a little tampering, he could lie down back there. He asked Su Ruizhe for two cushions and laid them down in the trunk. Then, he sat back against the wall of the car and stretched out his legs. It was quite comfortable.


Once the door of the trunk was closed, they drove directly back toward the villa. However, to their surprise, they found some zombies on the way back.


They knew that the other houses near the villa had all sold out just a few days before the end of the world. Nevermind how many contracts could be signed in those days, but how active could those buyers be? They had not moved in as directly and quickly as Zhan Yun did, so there shouldn't be anyone else in this neighborhood except for them.


Although the sense of smell and hearing of zombies were relatively sensitive, it was only slightly more so than the average person's. They would not be able to discover them across a large villa area because they wouldn't be able to smell them, so very few zombies would appear here.


But what about the zombies that were already there?


When Zhan Yun drove the car to the gate of the villa, he found that the iron gate had been pried opened. Apparently, someone else had entered.


However, Zhan Yun was not too surprised. After all, the houses in this neighborhood were still very safe. The European style, fully decorated houses were spacious and comfortable. It also had some sturdy infrastructure and furniture. There were fewer zombies around so it would be much safer than the shabby residential buildings nearby.


Anyway, they were all houses without anyone living in them. They wouldn’t harm them as long as they didn't attract the zombies.


Just when Zhan Yun pulled the car to his door, he saw seven or eight people prying open the lock and window of his house and his anger soared.


Zhan Yun rushed toward the group of people with one foot on the accelerator, then braked hard, stopped at his villa, opened the car door, and got off.


“What do you fuckers want to do?!”


The men were startled by the sudden rush of the car. Just as they tried to escape in a hurry, they stopped again, suddenly angry and annoyed, and the tall, muscular man, who seemed to be the leader, shouted furiously.


Zhan Yun was almost laughed at. These people who tried pry his door open seemed to have more momentum than him.


“I haven’t asked you what you want yet! This is my home!”


“Oh, your home?” The man sneered. “Why don’t you call it and see if it responds or not?”


The main reason why the man had dared to provoke Zhan Yun was that it was too dark and the car lights were directed straight ahead. He wasn't able to see Zhang Yun’s 1.9 meter frame and his extreme anger. When he only saw one person, he thought he had the larger group, so he had the courage to speak out wildly.


Before Zhan Yun could speak, he heard a clatter and the car’s front door opened. The man could not see very clearly, but he could glimpse the rough outline of a big and strong man. But if he hadn’t held a child who still had a cat in his arms and only stood a little higher than his knee, maybe he would have some scruples.


“Boy, you’ve got a good house. Us brothers like it. Just give us the keys if you know what’s good for you and get out of here. Anyways, there are so many houses in this neighborhood that are just as good.”


“Since they are all the same, why don’t you go? Why are you going to rob our house?”


“Hahaha!” The muscular man seemed to think that he had been asked an interesting question and laughed along with his followers. “Why fucking not? Lao Tzu likes your house very much! Give me the keys and get the hell out of here!”


In fact, the reason why these people liked Zhan Yun's house was very simple. They all saw the reinforced anti-theft doors and windows, as well as the comfortable furniture and biscuit boxes placed in the living room through the windows.


Although there seemed to be people living there at first glance, there was no one inside. Now that the world was so chaotic, who knew whether the owner of the house was alive or dead? Why would you waste such a good house? There might be more food in it, so they must not waste it!


Zhan Yun’s face sank, thin lips tight, and he thought, should he kill him? Or kill him?


The car door opened again, and Su Ruizhe, Song Chengshu, Wu Jing and Zheng Jiahe all got off. Only Wu Jing’s arm was wrapped in bandages, but the other three didn’t seem to be able to fight.


The muscular man relaxed and laughed again, “Haha, you have a lot of people, but they're mostly useless. So take advantage of Lao Tzu’s good mood and give me the key, then get the hell out of here!”


Before Zhan Yun could speak, Su Ruizhe had rushed to the front with the anger of a stimulated small animal. He glared with a pair of big, round eyes, and demanded angrily, “Say that again?!”


Su Ruizhe was not as tall as Zhan Yun. He had pushed to stand in front of Zhan Yun, so they could see his appearance very clearly in the bright light.


Su Ruizhe’s facial features were good; his skin was white, and he had a pair of big, expressive eyes. While fighting for their lives, few people could eat and sleep well, so it was very eye-catching.


“Oh, Brother Wang, that cute little face is so tender.” A small man, with a grin on his face, went up to the muscular man and whispered.


“Hey hey, yeah, there’s a pretty woman behind them.” Another young man echoed.


“Haha, little cutie, do you want to follow this brother? We will certainly be able to better protect you!” The muscular man smiled at him. While he was talking so shamelessly, he reached out towards Su Ruizhe’s small face and tried to touch it.


How could you tolerate this fucker!?


Zhan Yun’s hand immediately reached towards his gun, but before he could pull it out, he heard a crisp and loud “pa”. The muscular man’s face was slapped hard by Su Ruizhe.


“I’m fucking giving you face here and yet you still don’t want it!!” The muscular man was hit in the face and immediately became angry. He raised his hand to teach Su Ruizhe a lesson.


Then…


Su Ruizhe quickly raised his arm to block the man's incoming blow. Then he landed another clean slap on the other side of the man's face and quickly kicked out. He managed to hit the man's unspeakable part with his foot.


“Fuck!! Get him!” The muscular man grasped at the place that had been badly damaged and shouted.


The seven or eight guys rushed up, but in the next moment, the first two were kicked away by Zhan Yun, one foot at a time.


“Ouch, Ouch…” The two men could not get up from the ground.


The little man saw that Zhan Yun was a hard obstacle. His eyes shifted, and he and another young man rushed toward Zhang Shuoliang.


Of course, you need to find soft persimmons to pinch. This big man looked fierce, but he still had a child with him.


Zhang Shuoliang put Yu Dongdong behind him, grabbed the stick swung at him by the small man with one hand, raised his foot and kicked him. Turning around again, he punched the other young man who had tried to sneak up from behind him and knocked out two teeth on the spot.


The others wanted to attack Zheng Jiahe and the others from behind, but Zheng Jiahe, like catching chickens, pinched their necks, suddenly picked them up, and hurled them to the ground. Their heads were muddled and bleeding.


Soon, the whole group collapsed and laid on the ground, moaning and groaning.


Zhan Yun stepped forward slowly with his long legs, ground his foot down on the small, obscene man, pointed to Su Ruizhe, and sneered, “What did you say before about him? I didn’t hear you clearly. Would you say that again?”


“I, I, I…” The man felt that the foot on his back weighed thousands of kilograms. He almost fainted and he was so scared he almost wet his pants.


Another young man who had leered at Wu Jing had his teeth knocked out by Zhang Shuoliang, was picked up, and hit again. The young man who was beaten tried to flee across the street and begged for mercy with a panicked tone.


However, Zhang Shuoliang kept beating him as if he hadn’t heard him. He then knocked him unconscious before throwing him on the ground like garbage.


In society, my good brother, there isn’t a lot of harsh talk.


The muscular man was scared into almost wetting his pants by the sudden change in front of him. He now knew how strong these people were. He did not dare to steal from them, even if it meant his death!!!


Hey guys! Finally back! I was a bit busy last week so I was unable to update at all and all of those on our discord should have known about that. Here’s the first chapter for today and more are coming on the way.


We have a new editor that you’ll see the name of soon so it’ll help with the time it takes to edit chapters. This way we’ll be able to get chapters posted faster. My awesome editors are working on the early chapters so they’ll be fixed soon.


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