My Life with Narration-Chapter 236 - 235: Call Me Sister!

"Hey? Where's the funny girl?"

In the evening, Su Qing asked, looking at Shen Yi who was lounging on the sofa.

Logically, since her friend was here, she should be entertaining her, right? How is she still relaxing at home?

Hearing this, Shen Yi looked up at him with a playful smile and asked, "What? Have you started missing her after just one meeting?"

Su Qing: ...

"Have you ever seen someone who calls a girl 'funny girl' because they miss her?"

"Who knows, people are often insincere. Don't think I don't know you men, especially the younger ones like you. The more you like a girl, the more you like to tease her. Don't think I don't understand men, or you for that matter?"

Su Qing was speechless, did this woman take something wrong? Why did he feel a déjà vu of the Su He who failed Lin's literature exam?

Where did this yin-yang person come from? Or is it that this kind of sharpness is an innate skill of women, and every woman has it, just at different levels?

"You're talking about school days; I've graduated from college. Once a man graduates from college, his view on relationships is no longer childish." Su Qing retorted.

But this piqued Shen Yi's interest, and she stretched lazily, fully displaying her shapely figure, her silky nightgown fitting closely, making it hard for one to look away. She placed a hand under her chin and looked at him with interest, speaking in a coquettish tone:

"So what's your perspective on relationships, young man?"

Hearing this, Su Qing suddenly shivered and stepped back subconsciously. What is this? Auntie Shen... in heat?

Thinking about it, tomorrow is August, what kind of animal goes into heat in August? He felt like his brain CPU was about to fry.

"I'm asking you, speak up!"

"My view on relationships... I like older ones!" Su Qing replied calmly.

Hearing this, Shen Yi indeed smiled: "Young man, not bad taste, realizing the benefits of an older woman? Well, no surprise from someone who could flirt with teachers, liking older ones isn't strange."

Su Qing: "I like big chests!"

Shen Yi: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

"Say that again. I see why the first thing you asked about coming back was little Tang, that D cup must have fascinated you!"

Su Qing shook his head: "Nope, funny girls don't deserve love!"

"Pfft, haha, well said, at least you know your place!" Shen Yi's face instantly cleared up, the change was so quick the weather forecast would collapse.

They say a woman's heart is like a needle at the bottom of the sea, maybe it's his lack of dating experience, but he still doesn't understand what women think, changing faces so quickly, it's a cultural heritage.

"She's visiting a set over in South City. She has lots of friends in the entertainment circle, looks like she won't be back today!" Shen Yi, having received a satisfactory answer, was in a much better mood.

Hearing this, Su Qing pouted: "You business owners have lots of friends too, only us common folks don't have that many connections."

"My contacts are business-related, everyone aims to make money. As long as we don't tear each other apart, we can be friends. Even if we do, if there's profit to be made, we can still greet with a smile, you're really not cut out for business!" Shen Yi laughed.

With her experience and age, she's naturally much sharper than Su Qing. As such, even though she dislikes Xu Feng and knows about his behind-the-scenes scheming, she still chooses to cooperate with him.

Business is business, it's not a place for feelings. If you do business based solely on your preferences, you'll soon face bankruptcy.

"Are you going to the office tomorrow?" Shen Yi asked.

Su Qing nodded: "As long as the traffic transfer succeeds, I won't need to go there constantly."

Seeing his somewhat silent expression, Shen Yi couldn't help but ask: "What's wrong, not happy at work in the police department?"

"Just a bit unused to the atmosphere there, the work itself is okay, I'm only responsible for coming up with ideas." He didn't mention that although he's a network security promotion consultant on paper, he's actually doing detective work. Although it doesn't require much physical effort, it is indeed mentally exhausting.

He thought too simply, assuming police work would be as relaxed as here with Shen Yi, not realizing it would be so energy-consuming.

Maybe there have been too many family matters these past few days, making him feel somewhat drained.

"That's normal, most young people nowadays don't adapt well to the official work environment. Even in my place, there's competition and hierarchy, just that the planning department is slightly better. Many other departments have similar problems!" Shen Yi chuckled.

She also felt fortunate, having figured out Su Qing's character early on—a young freelancer, as long as he can support himself, he mostly wouldn't want to go to work unless offered an irresistible price.

And most companies won't offer such salaries, so people like him inherently repel the corporate world, just like Su Qing.

He genuinely hates being restrained by others, especially those looking down from above.

Not to mention others, even their current relationship isn't public yet. If Su Qing were transferred to another department, within less than half a month, he'd definitely resign.

She's thoroughly familiar with the nature of some of her company's management.

The office is one thing, let alone the public sector. It can be said that those who can work in the system are either slick old hands or those who have no desire for advancement, just doing their jobs well.

"Let's see, if everything goes smoothly, I don't mind doing this for a while. But if it doesn't, I might resign soon anyway, it's just a special appointment." Su Qing replied helplessly.

He joined the police force partly due to old-generation ideals and partly wanting to trigger more narrative. If it turns him into someone like Deputy Director Guo, that would be boring.

"You!" Shen Yi shook her head, a bit helpless, then continued: "You didn't come to office today, and everyone in the planning department was talking about you. You instantly became famous in our company. Any thoughts, Officer~Su?"

Su Qing immediately jolted: "Say that again!"

"Officer Su!"

"Louder!"

"Ah~ Ah~"

Su Qing:...

"What? It doesn't sound nice?"

"It does, I've recorded it and sent it to Sister Wen, wait for your social demise!"

Shen Yi, naturally, didn't believe it: "Tch, trying to trick me with such a small ploy, you're still too young!"

As soon as she finished speaking, she received a message from the landlady on her phone: "Xiao Yi, you're having quite the playful time, why send me the sound? If you have guts, do a video call, quickly!"

Shen Yi: ...

Seeing Su Qing's raised phone indeed showing a recently sent audio message, Shen Yi was immediately defenseless.

"You... withdraw it, quickly withdraw it!"

"I'm going to fight you!"

Successfully making Shen Yi experience social death, no need to say, this will soon reach Tang Nan's ears, and then it will be another good show, he's prepared snacks, drinks, and mineral water ready to watch the drama, what's a little physical suffering?

Meanwhile, Tang Nan, who was having a meal with a friend, spat out her drink seeing the video on her phone. The video was just a screen recording of an audio, but it produced an imaginatively suggestive sound of panting.

"Nannan, are you watching an adult film?" Just then, a woman in an ancient costume beside her exclaimed.

"Go, go, go, I'm not!"

"Yes, you are, I heard it!"

"I'm not! Go, play your game!"

"I'm not playing, I'm furious. I just spent two hours verbally arguing with someone, it pissed me off!"

If Su Qing were here, he'd definitely recognize her as a well-known actress in the entertainment circle, and also Tang Nan's set visit subject, Nothing Sister!

"A big star like you arguing with someone in a game? Truly rare!"

"Can't help it, he played badly, loves to shift blame, and even calls himself the No.1 Handsome Guy in Jiang City. Who else should I scold if not him?"

Tang Nan gave a thumbs up: "You're amazing, add him on WeChat, I'll help you scold him!"

"Great idea!"

...

The next day, Su Qing took Big Yellow to work, and as soon as he entered the office, everyone swarmed up to him.

"Little Su, turns out you're a cop!"

"I heard you ran into a thug taking Miaomiao home, what did they look like, were you hurt?"

"If you're a cop, why can you work here too, are you undercover?"

Su Qing: ...

Everyone was talking all at once, making his head hurt.

And at nine, two figures walked into the office right on the dot, none other than Wolong and Fengchu.

He hadn't even greeted them before the social bandit slammed a hand on his desk.

"Call me sister!"

...