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My starting summon is a small skeleton-Chapter 232 - 229 On the Possibility of Little Skeleton Transforming into a Beautiful Girl
Beijing, Cultivation Center Headquarters.
Lu Wu originally didn't plan to stay long at the headquarters.
After all, having encountered Gutian right off the bat, Lu Wu really had no fond feelings for this place.
His initial thought was to leave as soon as he solved the problem and got the certificate.
But once the problem was actually solved, Lu Wu found that he couldn't leave right away.
One reason was that the Cultivation Center Headquarters had offered him too much.
Whether it was the library or the War Soul Tablet.
Lu Wu was very interested in both.
Another reason was that Zhang Wentao also disagreed with the idea of just leaving.
Yes, that old man.
This old man had an outburst and then collapsed into a coma, waking up after being treated.
Upon waking, the old man had a face full of indignation about being bullied and a tragic resolve to sacrifice himself.
But when Zhao Kai Ming next to him told him that his injuries weren't for nothing, that just that hit earned him ten million points,
This old man's eyes lit up like light bulbs.
After repeatedly confirming with Zhao Kai Ming that he wasn't being deceived, the old man suddenly felt energized and even thought he could take another hit.
Yes, ten million a hit, a few more times and Zhang Wentao felt his body could take it.
Seeing the old man's pathetic state, Lu Wu felt both amused and frustrated, yet also a bit sad.
Jiangnan University was now so poor that it resorted to Zhang Wentao selling himself to make money.
However, the reason Zhang Wentao opposed leaving so soon wasn't to look for opportunities to get hit.
He just wanted to finish what they hadn't done before.
They had arrived in style and wanted to leave in style too.
No choice, the more you lack something, the more you want to show it off.
Jiangnan University lacked too much now, and the old man didn't want to miss this chance.
The old man insisted, so Lu Wu didn't say much, having the support of a big shot after all.
"Alright, since you insist, we'll go back in style once your injuries are better. You rest up; Dudu and I will have a look around the headquarters."
Lu Wu said and was about to leave with Dudu.
That scared Zhang Wentao and Zhao Kai Ming.
"Don't, don't, don't wander around alone, it's not safe. If you want to wander, let Old Zhao accompany you."
Both old men were clearly not yet over their trauma.
But Lu Wu just said, "Don't worry, I have a bodyguard."
"Bodyguard?"
As Zhang Wentao and Zhao Kai Ming were baffled about where Lu Wu got a bodyguard from, the door to the hospital room was pushed open, and a guy in a sharp suit and sunglasses, looking every bit the part of a bodyguard, walked in.
"Boss, did you call me?"
At that moment, not just Zhang Wentao and Zhao Kai Ming, even Lu Wu himself was baffled.
"Who are you?"
"Me!" The bodyguard took off his glasses and showed his face, "It's me, boss!"
Lu Wu held his forehead, "Old Tie, what are you playing at?"
"Boss, didn't you hire me as a bodyguard? I got myself this outfit just like in the movies, cool huh?"
Saying so, the old man even struck a pose, showing off his new attire.
"Right, boss, can I get an expense reimbursement for this outfit? It cost twenty-two thousand!"
"Points?"
Lu Wu's head was buzzing. The old man shook his head.
"Alliance Coin."
"That's no problem then!"
Hearing it was Alliance Coin, Lu Wu was relieved. This old man was easy to handle, just two points would do.
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The old man was also happy, his face brimming with a joyful smile.
This kid got dumb; he's easier to fool than before, the old man had overcharged him twenty thousand and he hadn't even noticed.
Finally, two blissfully happy fools arm in arm and shoulder to shoulder cheerfully left the hospital room, leaving Zhang Wentao and Zhao Kai Ming stunned and speechless.
Zhang Wentao was still okay.
He just didn't know where Lu Wu had found this ridiculous bodyguard.
But Zhao Kai Ming knew; he had seen with his own eyes how this old man nearly hammered Gutian to death.
He wouldn't believe it if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes.
Such a big shot was tamed by Lu Wu in minutes to become a bodyguard.
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"Old Tie, where's the library?"
After coming out from the hospital area, Lu Wu asked.
"Boss, follow me!"
Hmm, this old man quickly got into the work mode, leading the way for Lu Wu.
Especially professional, especially stylish, especially imposing.
"Hey ahead, make way, didn't you see our boss is passing through? Make way! Anyone not making way gets beaten to death!"
Not only did the old man shout this, but he actually made good on his words, slapping a perfectly fine bystander to the ground.
This scared Lu Wu to no end.
Wasn't this bodyguard being too arrogantly overbearing?
Lu Wu couldn't tell whether the bodyguard was supposed to protect him or was getting ready to attract hatred for him.
He hurriedly rushed forward to hold the old man back, but then he heard the old man's voice in his head.
"Boss, this is one of Gutian's men!"
Oh, then no worries, you carry on, Lu Wu even sneakily kicked once too.
After the fight, both Lu Wu and the old man felt more relaxed, the old man rubbing his hands and coming over.
"Boss, that was not a bodyguard's job."
"What?" Lu Wu was puzzled.
The old man was slightly embarrassed, "Could you give me a little extra money?"
ужалблемоон: No problem, Lu Wu grandly waved his hand, "Fifty thousand!"
"Points?" The old man was delighted.
"Alliance Coin!"
The old man was disappointed, but thinking about it, it wasn't too little, so he perked up again.
"But next time, you have to ask me before you fight," Lu Wu felt it necessary to add that stipulation; otherwise, this old man would likely knock everyone in the headquarters down.
It turned out that this decision by Lu Wu was quite prudent; as soon as he spoke, the old man's spirits dropped, another quick-money scheme blocked.
But he didn't give up, so throughout their walk, this old rascal kept it up, always eyeing the passersby.
There was also the fact that such a money-loving and cash-strapped old man hadn't dismantled and sold the headquarters by now which was a miracle.
Lu Wu had no idea that the headquarters had already been dismantled several times, whether intentionally or not. How else could a big shot like him be so broke?
What Lu Wu didn't know even more was that two peeping Toms were watching this whole scene.
Sun Kongkong glimpsed the scene and twitched the corner of his mouth, "Old Yuan, are you sure you don't want to intervene? From the looks of it, Elder Tie could fleece this kid of a lot of money. If we keep ignoring this, we might have to rebuild a few more buildings at headquarters soon."
Yuan Hua shook his head. "No need to bother with him for now. When Lu Wu is here, he has no time to cause trouble. Once Lu Wu leaves, I'll just transfer the money from his account."
Hearing this, the grandson immediately laughed.
He also felt relieved; it seemed that the old man below was thoroughly under control.
...
After much hassle and thirty minutes, Lu Wu finally arrived at the library.
Yep, he was here to move the library.
Just as he reached the library, he immediately told the administrator that he wanted to transfer the library to his cellphone.
This stumped the administrator.
"This, this might not be possible?"
Before Lu Wu could react, the old man's eyes lit up.
This was an opportunity to make money!
"Not possible? You say it's not possible?"
The old man slammed his hands on the desk.
"This electronic library, our boss is determined to move it today, and even Yuan Hua can't keep it!"
The momentum was so fierce; it almost made the administrator cry.
At this moment, Lu Wu couldn't help but nod his head repeatedly; the playful old bodyguard was somewhat useful after all.
In the end, the administrator agreed to let Lu Wu move the electronic library.
But it wasn't really because he was scared by the old man.
This kind of thing couldn't be settled just by a scare, and in the end, it was the grandson who called.
Moreover, they didn't completely open up everything for Lu Wu to move.
The library only granted Lu Wu access to the Professional Level, and Master Level materials were not available to him.
But even just the Professional Level information was quite substantial.
Just the download would take more than ten hours, Lu Wu couldn't just foolishly wait here for ten hours, so he asked the librarian for some books that he couldn't download or take away, but could read in the library.
Lu Wu asked, "Do you have any books on Undead Skeletons Classification? Preferably related to the second evolution of skeletons."
The administrator shook his head hard, indicating they didn't have such a thing.
Lu Wu scaled back his request.
"Then bring me all the books on Undead Skeletons Classification you have; I'll read them here."
Because of the presence of the bodyguard, the administrator was quite obedient, not daring to talk back with something like 'you can't finish them,' and just got to work honestly.
Soon, the related books were brought to Lu Wu.
There were quite a few.
Lu Wu took a look.
"'On the Possibility of Summoned Undead Beasts Living Forever,' 'On the Operational Principles of Summoned Skeleton Beasts,' 'On the Wondrous Uses of the Soul Fire,'
'On Whether Bone Dragons, as One of the Dragon Clan, Can Transform into Huge, Busty, Beautiful Girls like Ordinary Dragons?'"
Looking at these book titles, Lu Wu was a bit stunned, especially with the last one, even more baffled.
"Who wrote these books? Can these be printed? You sure they won't corrupt the Alliance's youngsters?"
At this moment, the old man beside him coughed awkwardly.
Lu Wu was startled and quickly glanced at the author column on the books, and saw the name Tie Xiong clearly written.
"Elder Tie, you wrote these?"
The bodyguard covered his face, nodding.
Back then, foolishly doing anything for money, he left behind a dark history.
What embarrassed him the most wasn't that he had written and sold well, but when it came time to collect his manuscript fee, the old man realized he hadn't earned a single cent; it was all offset against the debts by the shameless Yuan Hua.
In the end, he didn't make any money and simply accumulated a dark history.
By the way, this wasn't even his biggest dark history. His greatest dark history was a book titled "On the Possibility of Summoning Cat-Eared Beast Girl."
That book sold the best—and yes, Lu Wu had read it.
It served as Lu Wu's introductory book to becoming a Cultivation Master.
It's just that the introductory material was a bit strange. There was a period when Lu Wu secretly pinched Li Ruyu's two-tailed spirit cat, trying to make it transform.
But that was the Lu Wu of the past; he was no longer the same person he was a year ago.
This was a type of book Lu Wu wouldn't...
Okay, he still read it.
It was unclear whether Lu Wu was interested in the huge-breasted girls or felt embarrassed. Anyway, he picked up the book and started reading.
And the more he read, the more stunned he became.
He found this book completely different from the previous "Cat Eared Girl."
The old man had gone for a low-end approach in that one, simplistic and even somewhat vulgar. But this "Bone Dragon" was different.
Even though this book also had some low points, what Lu Wu saw in this book was more of the old man's academic exploration.
In half an hour, Lu Wu finished the book, feeling a surge of excitement, he pulled the author nearby to discuss the big-breasted girls.
The bodyguard was also shocked.
At first, he thought Lu Wu was mocking him.
After all, be it "Cat Eared Girl" or "Breast Bone Dragon," although he was the author, the ideas were provided by this youngster.
Not only that, this youngster was hands-on. All the vulgar content in the books was his doing, and now he was acting as if he had never seen such things. Wasn't this deliberate?
But what he hadn't expected was:
Not only did Lu Wu finish reading the book in half an hour, but he also started discussing it passionately, focusing only on the scholarly content of it.
This in itself was a huge shock for the bodyguard.
When did this youngster become so interested in things beyond adult content? And how could he ask such professional questions?
Hadn't he always been a fool in cultivation?
Previously, when the bodyguard saw Lu Wu toiling with pigs, he thought Lu Wu was just pretending, but now, after talking to him, he realized that Lu Wu truly had expertise, and it wasn't even low.
This left the old man confused.
Could it be that he had really mistaken the person?
Was this youngster not that youngster?
But looking at Lu Wu's imposing attitude, he recognized this imposing attitude—it was the one he knew.
The old man's head was spinning, but in the end, he decided not to bother with it.
Why care so much? As long as Yuan Hua didn't object and he was making money, that was enough.
Thinking this, the old man let go and joyfully discussed the "Breast Bone Dragon" with Lu Wu.
The two extended their discussion from "Breast Bone Dragon" to "Dragon to Girl," then to "Pig to Girl," and finally, Lu Wu even pulled over the perplexed Little Skeleton to discuss with the old man whether it was possible to turn Little Skeleton into a girl.
Um, the old man stroked his beard, pondered for a while, and stated,
In theory, it should be possible.
No sooner had the old man finished speaking than he felt a chill running from the base of his tail to his forehead.
This feeling was all too familiar to the old man. He quickly scanned the surrounding area for any potential beauties, but after looking around and seeing no beauties, he still pinpointed what had caused the chill down his spine.
There, the chubby girl Lu Wu had brought along was glaring at him.
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4,000, and another 11,000, aiming for 15,000 today,
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