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Naruto Paradise: An Evil Uchiha's Rise-Chapter 85: Ino: She’s Copying Me! (But With More Melons)
Chapter 85 - Ino: She's Copying Me! (But With More Melons)
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"Ino, help your mother water the flowers..."
"Ino!"
"Oh..."
After being called several times by Mrs. Yamanaka, Ino, who was standing blankly in her family's flower shop, finally woke up from her flushed daze for a few seconds, then picked up the large scissors on the table.
"Ino, I told you to water the flowers, not cut them!"
Watching her daughter, with a lovesick smile, turn a bouquet of carefully arranged flowers into bare branches, Mrs. Yamanaka wished she could grab the feather duster and tan her hide with it.
"Mm..."
Putting down the scissors, Ino picked up the fire extinguisher next to her.
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"What's wrong with you today?"
Mrs. Yamanaka, wearing an apron, quickly grabbed her daughter's hand.
Then she touched her forehead.
No fever.
Did she win the lottery, or is she possessed?
She'd been giggling in front of the mirror since early morning, and after going out, she'd been standing in the shop like a statue, holding a bouquet of flowers in a daze.
"Could it be that Uchiha boy agreed to be your boyfriend?"
Mrs. Yamanaka remembered that her daughter seemed to have had a similar crush phase several years ago.
At that time, her daughter seemed to have just fallen for that boy named Uchiha Kage.
"Hmph, boyfriend? Mama, don't use such frivolous words to describe the relationship between him and me. Kage and I are..."
Hearing Uchiha Kage's name, Ino temporarily woke up from her fantasy.
Then she fell into the memories of last night.
Although she had dreamed about Uchiha Kage before, compared to those vague, unclear, and unimpressive 'fake dreams,' last night's dream was almost indistinguishable from reality.
Even now, she could clearly recall every word Uchiha Kage had said to her in her dream.
My little cosmos has finally bloomed...
Beautiful blonde hair, lovely cherry blossom color, perfectly proportioned figure, Venus can't compare to you...
She also clearly remembered every action of Uchiha Kage.
And the electrifying warmth she felt on every inch of her skin.
From stroking her hair to her toes...
From kissing her armpits to the backs of her knees...
From her silky smooth spine to listening to her heartbeat...
In the dream, Kage loved her to the extreme.
It completely matched her beautiful fantasy of how Kage would treat her in the future...
And the dream perfectly matched her expectations for her own figure when she grew up.
Waist-length hair, full breasts, slender waist...
No, this isn't a dream, nor is it a fantasy!
So clear, so real, this must be...
Foresight!
That's right, she must have foreseen the future!
The future her will definitely bloom in his palms, on his body, just like last night...
It must be!
"Ino!"
Watching her daughter return to her senses for less than a second before standing blankly in place again with a blushing, silly smile, Mrs. Yamanaka couldn't bear it any longer.
She directly took out the feather duster and chased her completely out-of-it daughter out of the flower shop.
"Look at you, all lovesick! If I had known, I would have married you off sooner!"
"Didn't Mama also have a lovesick phase back then? It seems it was for the Fourth Hokage... It's a pity the Fourth Hokage never planned to marry before his early death."
Knowing that she wouldn't have to help at the flower shop today, Ino skipped out of her family's shop, turning back to make a face at her mother.
"You, who told you that?"
"Of course, Father did."
Yamanaka Haiichi, who was still reading the newspaper at home, couldn't help but shudder.
"You, you..."
Haiichi, you old bastard!
Those are old stories from years ago, and you're still telling them to our daughter?
"I'm not like Mama, I'm not lovesick!"
Can a mutual affection be called lovesickness? It should be called... love.
That's right!
She and Kage are originally a lovelove couple!
"Hmph, you haven't even established a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship with that Uchiha boy, and you're already spouting nonsense."
Mrs. Yamanaka was angered into a demon by her daughter's words.
But she also found the key point in her daughter's words.
"Isn't that because of your and Father's obstruction?"
"I've never stopped you. It's clearly because you're useless."
"Then I'll go confess now, and bring Kage home tonight!"
Faced with her mother's mockery and teasing, Ino finally couldn't help but boast.
"Please, do!"
Mrs. Yamanaka chased her daughter out of the house like shooing away a mosquito.
"You'll regret it!"
Bang! Ino slammed the door shut as she ran out.
"I am the head of this household!"
Slam! Mrs. Yamanaka opened the door of the flower shop again.
Then she finally smiled sweetly as she watched her daughter's youthful and invincible figure gradually disappear into the distance.
Immediately afterward, she changed to a cold face and walked back into the house.
Yamanaka Haiichi, that old bastard, is really tired of living! Daring to say anything to our daughter!?
However, is it really okay to let our daughter get together with the Uchiha's last survivor...
"It's okay. Konoha is about to become unstable. That Uchiha boy has enough talent to protect our daughter in the future..."
Yamanaka Haiichi, kneeling on the washboard, answered his wife's doubts very seriously.
He told his wife about the fact that some Jonin in the village had been unknowingly controlled by an Illusionary Technique.
If it were a peaceful era, the further away from the Uchiha, the better.
But if the future leads to war, our daughter will still be safer if she stays with a powerful ninja.
Yamanaka Haiichi originally thought that Uchiha Kage was just an ordinary boy, but unexpectedly...
Recalling Uchiha Kage he saw at the Chunin Exams, he even felt for a moment that he was seeing Namikaze Minato.
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"What are you doing?"
Early in the morning.
Uchiha Kage, who woke up refreshed, saw Uchiha Sasuke standing in the courtyard, carefully examining the Uchiha Stone Tablet.
"You wouldn't get it."
Hmph, only the Sharingan can clearly see the words on the stone tablet.
Kage doesn't have the Sharingan, so it's better not to tell him so much.
Lest he get hurt.
Sasuke, with a stern face, continued to study the stone tablet, unable to see any clear writing, while responding to Uchiha Kage as he approached, without turning his head.
"However, have you soaked this stone tablet left behind by our ancestors in too much pickled cabbage juice?"
Sasuke stared for a long time but couldn't make heads or tails of the stone tablet.
He could only suspect that the stone tablet had been corroded by the pickled cabbage juice, so the writing on it had fallen off and couldn't be read.
Of course, his own Sharingan could never have a problem, so the problem must be with this stone tablet.
"I have soaked it for many years."
You wouldn't understand even if I told you...
Uchiha Kage sighed quietly.
As his father, he was still sad to hear his son say these words.
Sasuke is indeed in his rebellious phase.
"Then that's terrible!"
The only ones who know how to evolve the Sharingan into the Mangekyo Sharingan are this stone tablet, or that foolish Uchiha Itachi, and that Masked Man who appeared in the Death Forest before.
Ever since that 'Masked Man' who beat Orochimaru into snakeskin said that Uchiha Itachi was a fool, Sasuke had also liked to use this title to describe his good brother.
"What's terrible? Is there something special about this stone tablet?"
"You wouldn't..."
Wait, Kage always likes to read ancient books. Maybe the ancient books will also record some secrets of the Uchiha clan's awakening?
Thinking of this, Sasuke could only ask the boy next to him, hoping for a lucky hit.
"Do you know about the Mangekyo Sharingan?"
"Of course, I know."
Uchiha Kage looked at Sasuke's inconsistent appearance and couldn't help but curl his lips.
My foolish son...
Wouldn't it have been better to ask your father sooner?
He actually stared at the stone tablet all night, his eyes are dark, how pitiful.
"Then you..."
Kage really knows!
But how does he know so much without even awakening the Sharingan?
Maybe he really has no talent.
Shaking his head, after learning that Uchiha Kage really knew about the existence of the Mangekyo Sharingan, Sasuke quickly continued to ask.
"Then do you know how to awaken the Mangekyo Sharingan?"
"Of course, it's recorded in the ancient books. The Mangekyo Sharingan needs the Uchiha clan to receive the strongest mental stimulation to open. Actually, it's similar to the ordinary Sharingan awakening method, but the Mangekyo needs stronger stimulation, such as..."
"Such as what?"
"Personally killing the person you care about the most, the closest person, preferably parents or siblings, even a close friend is fine."
"That's simple?"
"This... simple?"
My foolish son, are you being a little too filial?
"It's difficult for others, but it's very simple for us. Just enter the Instance world again, and then I'll kill you myself..."
Sasuke continued to be hilariously filial.
"..."
"Why are you making that expression? You won't really die in that Instance world!"
"I won't die, but... my heart will be hurt."
So you really plan to filial piety your father to death, Sasuke!
Uchiha Kage was shocked by Sasuke's genius idea.
"But, maybe this can help you open your Sharingan too."
Sasuke still hoped that this fellow clansman who grew up with him, like a brother, could also awaken the Sharingan.
"What are you arguing about so early in the morning?"
Naruto, wearing pajamas, hugging a pillow, and staying overnight at the Uchiha Mansion again, rubbed his eyes and walked to the two boys.
"Sasuke said he wants to kill us."
"What!? Sasuke, are you crazy?"
"Not in reality, kill you in the Instance world... Forget it, why should I explain it to a deadlast like you!"
Sasuke glanced at Naruto arrogantly, then suddenly thought of something.
"That Itachi killed his best friend and the entire clan... to obtain that power, right? If that's the case, I don't want to be like him!"
Anyway, as long as he completes the task in the Instance, he will become stronger. He doesn't need to do such unnecessary things at all!
Just like how he evolved into the Three-Tomoe Sharingan in the Instance last time!
Maybe the next time he comes out of the Instance, he will automatically evolve into the Mangekyo Sharingan.
"That's right, you are already extraordinary."
His son doesn't need to use such a foolish way of killing relatives to open his eyes.
Uchiha Kage expressed his relief at Sasuke's understanding.
"I'm going to cook!"
After being praised by Uchiha Kage for being extraordinary, Sasuke remained cold on the surface, but his heart was so happy that he was about to hum.
"What, making a meal and talking so loudly..."
Naruto, who eats and sleeps for free at the Uchiha's house, fell asleep directly in the corridor.
"Naruto, why has your hair turned black?"
"Oh... recently the Chunin Exams... I forgot to dye it..."
"Didn't you know? This deadlast not only scribbles on the Hokage Rock to attract attention, but also dyed his hair blonde."
Sasuke's indifferent voice also came from the kitchen at the right time.
"Is that so?"
Uchiha Kage looked at Naruto's increasingly black hair, and the uneasiness that had been hidden in his heart recently became stronger and stronger.
If it were the Nine Tails, it should know everything.
He couldn't help but look at Naruto's stomach.
"Uchiha Kage, Hokage-sama summons you!"
However, just as Uchiha Kage wanted to enter Naruto's consciousness space and have a meeting with the Nine Tails, an Anbu ninja suddenly appeared in front of him.
"Yugao Sister?"
Even though the other party was wearing a mask, Uchiha Kage recognized the Anbu ninja's identity at a glance.
"Really..."
Calling me Sister again...
Uzuki Yugao helplessly took off the mask on her face.
Then she told Uchiha Kage more information about the Hokage's summons.
"The Acting Mizukage from Kirigakure needs you to accompany her."
However, this younger brother really has a way with women, even the future Mizukage of Kirigakure...
Shaking her head, Uzuki Yugao took out a ninja sword that looked very exquisite from behind and handed it to Uchiha Kage.
"Congrats on the Chunin promotion. Here's a little something."
Seeing the confusion on Uchiha Kage's face, Uzuki Yugao explained.
"That's great, thank you, Yugao Sister."
He was still planning to buy one from Tenten, but Uzuki Yugao seemed to have foreseen it and sent it to him.
Last time, he just finished talking to Yuhi Kurenai about eating ramen, and this Big Sister quickly bought it for him.
Wait, could it be that this Yugao Sister has been secretly paying attention to him?
"It's nothing, I'm glad you like it."
Feeling a little embarrassed by Uchiha Kage's gaze, Uzuki Yugao coughed quickly, then turned and disappeared on the spot.
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"Didn't you say we were going to have a date at the ninja tool shop? Why are you with another woman..."
Looking at the man and woman who walked in, Tenten, sitting in front of her ninja tool shop counter, couldn't help but puff up her cheeks.
Uchiha Kage was thinking about what he encountered in the 'Dream Space' last night...
Tenten wearing a cheongsam.
The graceful figure hidden under the cheongsam--he indeed underestimated Tenten.
After growing up, she could definitely be called a loli with huge breasts.
However, speaking of which, after absorbing the ninja fragments, these female ninja long-range NPCs appeared in the Dream Space, except for Karin and Samui...
Is it because he put the two of them into the Dream Space in reality in advance?
Or does it have to be a special female character?
He has to find a way to test it out.
If it's simply because there can't be conflicting and repeating female ninjas in the same space, then...
Later, he'll try to pull the female ninjas who already have NPC copy bodies in the Dream Space from reality into the space, and see if there will be any strange changes.
Then the question is, who will serve as this experiment candidate?
Terumi Mei is definitely not okay, Tenten is not familiar enough, and he's afraid of scaring Ino, so he still has to find the weak and good wife Hinata?
No, maybe he can knock Sakura unconscious like last time, and then put her in to try?
"Hey, why are you so distracted when you're shopping with me?"
Seeing that someone had been distracted all the time, Terumi Mei couldn't help but pull on his sleeve angrily.
"I didn't sleep well last night."
Thinking that he didn't have enough Action Points , he had to reduce the comfort of several NPC female ninjas, Uchiha Kage really couldn't sleep well.
"Is that so? Could it be that you are thinking about the wedding date?"
Really, so Kage is thinking about me so much that he can't sleep at night.
Terumi Mei instantly imagined the image of a boy tossing and turning in bed at night because of her.
So cute.
"What wedding date?"
He's only a teenager, how could he get married?
Uchiha Kage couldn't quite keep up with this Kirigakure female ninja's train of thought.
Even though he already had Kaguya and Mikoto as his wives in fact.
"The Third Hokage has already told you, right... about me and you? Are you still pretending to be stupid because you're shy?"
"Oh, you mean that. I declined."
Uchiha Kage remembered the thing called a document, but in reality was a Marriage Certificate.
This Kirigakure Female Ninja is really eager to marry, but this kind of thing, let's wait until the future.
He's still young, who knows how many more wives he will have in the future , he can't marry them one by one, or he'll catch them all at once later...
Ahem , in short, an evil Uchiha cannot hang on one tree.
He has to hang a forest.
"Rej-, rejected!? Why? Didn't you say you liked me the day before yesterday?"
Could it be fake?
Liar, scumbag?
Terumi Mei found a shiny Ninja Sword in the ninja tool shop.
"Because I don't want to go to Kirigakure so early."
When did I say I liked her... well, not disliking her may be equal to liking her.
Uchiha Kage wouldn't play with inequalities in this place.
He did like Terumi Mei quite a bit, although she only appeared in the Dream Space not long ago, she has been moisturized by him many times.
Second only to Kaguya, Mikoto, Tsunade, Hinata, and Yuhi Kurenai.
"Then when... will you wait until?"
Is he going to delay the wedding date? What a shy and indecisive Little Kid...
However, he seems even cuter like this.
Terumi Mei continued to imagine.
"Wait until..."
Wait until he conquers the Ninja World and truly realizes the Hokage Paradise?
Uchiha Kage thought in his heart.
"In short, I'm very unhappy. Go buy me flowers, or I'll be angry!"
Looking at the somewhat vague boy, Terumi Mei didn't plan to continue forcing him.
She was already very happy to get such a response from him.
"Buy flowers?"
Uchiha Kage looked back at Tenten, who was still puffing up her cheeks and looking at him in the ninja tool shop.
If he goes to buy flowers, he might run into Ino.
Really, he didn't expect that after Yuhi Kurenai was too embarrassed to go out and see him because she was 'caught cheating,' there was also Terumi Mei, a woman he couldn't refuse.
Because it was Hokage-sama's order, Uchiha Kage, as a Konoha Ninja and a member of the Anbu, had to submit to Terumi Mei.
"Wedding date? Don't want to go to Kirigakure? Kage-san wouldn't have been forced by that old woman just now, right?"
Tenten, who had been carefully eavesdropping on Uchiha Kage and Terumi Mei's conversation, suddenly had a flash of inspiration and understood the truth.
So that's it. No wonder Kage-san, who has never been close to girls, would appear together with a Kirigakure Female Ninja, holding hands.
No, he has to find someone to rescue Kage-san!
"Mama, I want to leave early today!"
After shouting at her Mama in the house, Tenten hurriedly put on her shoes and chased after the figures of Terumi Mei and Uchiha Kage.
Last night's good dream made her reminisce for a long time.
Now that she realized that Uchiha Kage might be married off to Kirigakure, she only felt that something that belonged to her was about to be taken away by others!
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"Mama is really, actually thinking that I wouldn't dare to confess?"
Hmph...
After walking out of the flower shop and wandering around on the street for a while.
Ino suddenly took off her strength and drooped her shoulders. A head of beautiful blonde hair also became a little dim.
Yes, she was really a little afraid.
"Actually, the current relationship is pretty good..."
She can see Uchiha Kage at any time, hold his arm and stick with him at any time, just like normal couples.
But what if...
What if, there is a one in a trillion probability that her confession fails, then wouldn't she never be able to stick by Uchiha Kage's side again in the future.
The future in last night's dream will also...
Become just an ordinary girl's spring dream.
Thinking of this possibility, Ino's aggressive steps to find Uchiha Kage became heavy.
She even had a tendency to walk back home.
Forget it, next time, next time when the time is ripe, she will...
"Ino, didn't you say you were going to help at the flower shop today?"
"Sakura!"
Just when she was feeling down, Ino suddenly found her good bestie appearing next to her.
"Did you cut your hair?"
Sakura's previously messy long hair had been cut into a rather neat neck-length short hair.
"Yeah, the hair stylist also said that short hair looks better on me!"
Sakura showed Ino her new hairstyle very happily.
"And, after cutting my hair, I always feel like I've let go of a lot... of things."
"So... you're heartbroken?"
Girls with long hair cut their hair probably for this reason?
However, Ino didn't want to have short hair like Sakura one day.
Kage likes her long hair the most.
"No, you recommended me to cut my hair, did you forget?"
She hasn't even been in Love , so where does the heartbr...
Sakura decided to be a neat Female Ninja from today onwards.
Naruto and Sasuke, let them play together, she doesn't care anymore.
"I also think this hairstyle suits me very well, so I went to cut it. It's also more convenient as a Ninja."
"Is, is that so?"
However, indeed, Sakura, who cut her short hair, swept away her previous weak appearance and became much more handsome.
When she first saw her, Ino couldn't even recognize her.
If Sakura hadn't called out her name first.
It's also pretty good. Sakura cut her short hair, so she won't be...
"Then to celebrate you cutting your hair, I'll give you a Gift!"
Ino took Sakura's hand proactively, preparing to return to the flower shop to pick a beautiful flower for her.
Just--
"Ah, I'm sorry!"
Because she had too many worries and was also impatient, Ino didn't pay attention to the front and accidentally bumped into a soft body.
After apologizing and raising her head, Ino saw the Big Sister with long red-brown hair standing in front of her.
Such long hair... and a hairstyle similar to hers, with only one eye showing.
Of course, there were also the huge melons that gave her head a very effective buffer just now, which even she in her dream-grown form might not be able to compare to.
All of this made Ino feel surprised and amazed.
What a charming Big Sister...
"It's you!? And Kage-san is also here..."
Ino didn't know Terumi Mei, but Sakura recognized the brown-haired Female Ninja at a glance.
After all, the scene of the other party's clothes dissolving and exposing herself in the battle in the Land of Waves was hard to forget.
But why is this Kirigakure Female Ninja here, and still holding Kage-san's arm?
Isn't she an enemy?
Sakura was full of question marks.
"Kage..."
And Ino also saw that the arm that had always been held by her was actually held by an unknown Big Sister.
Thinking about the other party's hairstyle, which was different from her hair color but was inexplicably similar.
Crap, there's a cow!
Someone is pretending to be the grown-up me to approach Kage!
After seeing Uchiha Kage next to this brown-haired Big Sister, Ino stood completely frozen in place.
"Ino, this is the Acting Mizukage from Kirigakure. She wants to visit your family's flower shop."
It wasn't until Uchiha Kage reached out his hand and touched her head that she finally recovered.
"So it's Kirigakure's Esteemed Guest!"
What, I almost thought there was a cow for real.
Ino quickly put on a smile to Terumi Mei in front of her.
"My family's flower shop is the best one in Konoha. You really have good taste."
"Heh... I do have good taste."
Looking at the two girls in front of her, and then looking at Uchiha Kage next to her.
Terumi Mei said with a double meaning.
Then, as if to show her sovereignty, she tightened her grip on Uchiha Kage's arm even more, and intentionally increased the friction between his arm and her melons.
"You..."
And all of this was seen by Sakura next to her.
However, Sakura found that Ino didn't seem to see this scene, but turned around and walked ahead to lead the way.
Damn it, she didn't expect this Kirigakure Female Ninja to be so hung up on it and appear in front of Kage-san again.
In order not to let Ino be cuckolded, she, this good bestie , has to take action.
"Kage-san is with this... Terumi Mei-san because of Anbu's work?"
"Yeah."
Uchiha Kage glanced at Sakura's short hair in surprise.
For a moment, he even thought that Sakura from the Dream Space had run out...
However, even if she wasn't forced to cut her hair in the Chunin Exams, did she still cut her short hair later for other reasons?
A bit like the inevitability of history.
"The new hairstyle is very good."
But Sakura is indeed suitable for short hair.
This girl is super A... whether it's the temperament of her short hair or her melons.
"Thank you..."
That's great! Even Kage-san likes her short hair, she really cut it right.
Ino, thank you so much for your suggestion.
She didn't expect Uchiha Kage to take the initiative to talk to her and say it looked good. Sakura's eyes couldn't help but show a large number of small stars for a while, and she temporarily forgot to remind Ino to be careful of this Female Ninja from Kirigakure.
"Tsk, what has she gotten herself into now..."
Mrs. Yamanaka, who was sitting in the flower shop looking after the store, looked at the Uchiha boy and the Big Sister who was inseparable from this boy, walking in together behind her daughter, with a face full of 'subway old man looking at his phone' expression.
Oh, my foolish and useless daughter...
I told you to go out and confess, not to be cuckolded!