Online Fortune Telling: Your Son Has Another Dad-Chapter 340 - 338: Be My Cat

"System!"

Lu Heng silently chanted in his heart.

In the blink of an eye, the system interface appeared before him.

Host: Lu Heng (Daoist name: Qingfeng)

Age: 18

Status: Normal

Cultivation: Foundation Establishment Level One

Cultivation Technique: "Taiyi Five Qi Spell", "Heaven-Stepping Cloud Step", "Immortal Talisman Technique", "Supreme Profound Alchemy Technique", "Corpse Control Spell"

Magical Treasure: Illusion Demon Mask (Dharma Artifact), Bronze Pill Cauldron (Dharma Artifact), White Spirit Jade Bottle (Dharma Artifact), Celestial Demon Blood Transformation Divine Needle (Magical Treasure), Yin Wood Coffin (Dharma Artifact), Blood God Statue (Dharma Artifact)

Array Map: Blood Evil Illusion Array

Life Span: 392

The life span points increased by 14 compared to before.

Considering all the calculations, I wasted 9 days of lifespan; overall, it’s a loss!

But, a loss is a loss, who can resist the charm of such adorable viewers?

"Tonight’s first lucky viewer has finished their session, let’s invite our second lucky viewer - ’Be My Cat’!"

After locating the corresponding online name, Lu Heng sent a link invitation.

About two or three minutes later, "Be My Cat" accepted the link invitation.

Unlike the first male lucky viewer, tonight’s second lucky viewer was a female.

And quite a beauty at that!

"Be My Cat" seemed to be around twenty-six or twenty-seven years old, her eyes as bright as black pearls, full of wisdom and confidence.

Her long eyebrows slightly arched, revealing her exquisite makeup and refined competence.

Her skin was fair and smooth, delicate like jade, exuding a natural glow.

Her long hair cascaded like a waterfall to her waist, black and elastic, with each strand carrying her captivating charm.

Even across the screen, one would be drawn to her irresistible allure...

The seasoned viewers in the live chat couldn’t help but howl like wolves.

"Miss, I’d love to be your cat!"

"Not just a cat, I’d be a dog too!"

"Woof, woof, woof... I’m a professional dog licker!"

"Hello, beautiful, do you have a boyfriend? Don’t mind marrying me, do you?"

"Celestial Sea’s Daniel Wu, single for years, finally met my princess!"

"Miss, hello! I noticed your dark circles seem quite serious, perhaps not healthy. Please send me your WeChat ID; I’ll help diagnose your condition."

"Brother, your calculations are truly loud!"

"Calculations that hit the face, understand?"

"When I was born, God gave me two choices. Either marry you or gain a superman-like memory. When my girlfriend lay beside me at night, asking what I chose, I couldn’t remember."

"You still remember God, but I don’t! Manually insert a dog head."

"Finding a partner, everyone should note two things: First, don’t go after those who are already taken, don’t do something immoral! Second, if no one wants them, why should we?"

"So, brother, you must remain virtuous your whole life, never give in to those women!"

"There are still many good people in the world!"

"Today, a customer complained about my cooking being too salty, and the head chef smashed my pan, asking if salt was free. I didn’t dare to argue. Little did he know, I didn’t add more salt, just missed you too much while cooking, and my tears fell into the pan..."

"Damn, I’ve never seen this, stolen!"

"I only want to say five words: Hello, please marry me!"

"I didn’t aim the gun at women and children, but at myself. What I tightly hold is the savagery in human nature, what splashes out is the turbidity of the spiritual sea. After the storm, the vacant eyes are my last stubbornness."

"You better..."

"Pulled out a yellow hair, checked it, and found it’s due to a lack of vitamin A, thank goodness it wasn’t you... Cat, my vitamin E!"

"Since you don’t lack it, it must be mine!"

Watching the bullet comments from the viewers, "Be My Cat" couldn’t help but blush a little.

And her shy appearance made the veteran viewers howl at the sky even more.

"Young friend, how should I address you?"

At this moment, to ease the embarrassment of the second lucky viewer, Lu Heng smiled and spoke up.

"Master Daoist, hello!" 𝐟𝕣𝗲𝕖𝕨𝗲𝐛𝗻𝗼𝐯𝗲𝚕.𝗰𝚘𝐦

"My surname is Tao; just call me Young Friend Tao."

"Be My Cat" said with slight shyness.

"Good evening, Young Friend Tao!"

"What would you like to calculate tonight?"

Lu Heng asked again.

"Master Daoist, I... I..."

Young Tao pursed her red lips, hesitated for a moment, then softly said, "Master Daoist, I’d like you to calculate about my husband..."

Hearing this, the live room immediately exploded.

"No way? My beloved woman is married again?"

"Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it over time."

"Yes, all the women you like will marry someone else."

"Stop it, I can’t help but cry!"

"Oh my god, how could you get married? But strangely, I’m thrilled!"

"Thief Cao, prepare to die!"

"No wonder Young Tao lacks that hint of greenness, turns out she’s already married! Sizzling..."

"Bro, your drool is dripping down!"

"Brothers, can you act human? She’s already married, what are you pining for?"

"Afraid of what? Married doesn’t mean you can’t divorce! What if I’m her destined prince?"

"As long as you swing the hoe well, there’s no corner you can’t dig out!"

"Mrs. Tao, you wouldn’t want your husband to lose his job, right?"

"Ahem... To the netizen Little Days, please calm down!"

"Grandma, you don’t want Liang Zhichao to be out of school, do you?"

"Oh crap, this one’s even more heavyweight!"

"Could it be that you’re a distinguished VIP member of Grandma’s Place?"

The viewers went more and more off-topic, starting the usual tangents again.

Lu Heng, seeing this, feared these silly viewers would say something inappropriate.

So he asked, "Young Friend Tao, why do you want to calculate your husband?"

"This... this..."

Upon hearing this, Young Tao hesitated for a moment, then softly said, "Master Daoist, the thing is..."

"Three days ago, after my husband came home, I noticed a strong perfume scent on him and many long yellow hairs on his clothes."

"You know, my hair is black, and recently this past week, he hasn’t been working, always out and about not knowing where."

"Every time I ask him, he brushes me off, and when I ask too much, he gets angry."

"When we first got married, he was very caring and gentle."

"But not half a year in, he began to distance himself from me, and often doesn’t come home, nor likes to go to work."

"I suspect he has another woman outside, so I’d like you to help me calculate..."

"Oh!"

Lu Heng nodded slightly after listening.

Turns out it’s another marriage issue.

Compared to things like dream interpretations or murders, this kind of problem is more relaxing.