Only I Level Up By Shoveling-Chapter 77: "Call Me...The Poop Butler!"

Poo immediately looked at Castra’s grumpy face with wide eyes.

[H-host, what happened to you??]

Did you multiply or what??

[I don’t know, ah! Right now, I can see my own body and everyone else, it’s as if I become a ghost or something!]

Castra cried out through telepathy but the other "Castra" didn’t seem to hear Castra’s voice.

He only heard Poo’s voice and became visibly annoyed.

"What kind of thing is this, always talking in my head? Should I kill it..."

Poo flinched at Castra’s brazen words and immediately spoke with a system panel instead.

[Host, host, did an evil spirit possess you or something??]

[Or is it a split personality??]

If not, how could two Castra appear at the same time??

[Ahhh, I also don’t know!]

Poo couldn’t see Castra’s inner self who was pulling his own hair in despair.

Gah! How did he suddenly get a new personality and the new personality kick him out??

Both Poo and Castra fell silent at the ridiculous situation.

Only Dudu, who knew nothing, still circled Castra with bright eyes.

"Du, du, dudududu!"

Master, master, Dudu isn’t stinky like that guy! Look at Dudu!

But Castra also looked at Dudu with the eyes of looking at trash and immediately waved his hand impatiently.

"Shoo! Shoo! What a dirty bug! Don’t touch my precious gloves!"

!

"Du...du??"

Dudu is a dirty bug??

Dudu was so shocked that he almost flipped over and foamed all over his mouth.

[Ahhh! My cute Dudu! Don’t listen to this bad guy, ugh— ]

Unfortunately, his telepathy didn’t reach Dudu, so Castra could only watch as his strange self looked around with sharp eyes.

Rocks, rocks, more rocks, mosses, damp, dirt everywhere...

A realization hit.

Castra’s body suddenly trembled from head to toe as he clutched his head with a pained face.

"Uggghh— "

!

[Host, host! Are you okay?? Is this a side effect, or— ]

Poo immediately threw away his dilemma and came rushing at Castra’s face, but before he could even finish his words...

Castra suddenly fell on his knees and screamed towards the ceiling.

"Argh— what a dirty place! Dirty! Dirty! Soooo dirtyyyy!"

A speck of moonlight accurately shone on the man who was kneeling while screaming to the sky in despair.

Someone even heard a faint sound of sad orchestra music in the background.

"Ahhhh— poor, poor, dirty place!"

Castra wiped the single tear that dripped from his eyes.

"No, this won’t do. You too, need salvation!"

A look of determination flashed in Castra’s silver eyes and the next second, he waved his hand, summoning the shovel that had turned into a gorgeous one.

"Good! Now, let’s start with the most dirty place..."

Castra looked around with eagle eyes and then he locked eyes with the gigantic toilet floating on the lake.

Castra’s eyes instantly shone with a sinister light.

"Khukhukhu, so it’s you! The source of all the filth that corrupted my pitiful baby!"

Castra gripped his shovel hard as he walked towards the lake in steady steps.

With each step he took, moonlight shone and a fast tempo orchestra music rang in the background.

"You damn monster, I’ll erase you from this world and save my baby!"

Lady Fera looked at Castra who was walking towards her and she couldn’t help but tilt her head.

Since when did this humanoid spirit get pregnant?

Who is this baby?

And who is the father of this "baby"?

Not to mention Lady Fera, even Ray looked at Castra’s departing back with wavering eyes.

"Poop Shoveling Officer, what are you doing— "

Castra immediately turned his head around with furrowed eyebrows while putting his finger in front of his lips.

"Ssshhhh. What did you just call me? My name is not the Poop Shoveling Officer!"

"Huh? Then— "

Castra immediately patted his chest and spoke with a face full of pride.

"Call me— The Poop Butler!"

"...." 𝓯𝓻𝒆𝙚𝒘𝓮𝙗𝓷𝒐𝓿𝙚𝒍.𝙘𝓸𝙢

"...."

[GYAHHHHH! FCKKKK!!!]

Castra’s inner self screamed as he burned himself with shame.

Die. Die.

What kind of delusional bastard is this??

Ahhh! Give him back his body!!

But no one could hear Castra’s inner voice except for Poo, so he could only watch Lady Fera turn her head towards the lake and playfully pat the water with her paw.

Ripple.

Swooosh!

Crack! Crack!

A layer of thin ice quickly formed above the lake and Lady Fera leisurely walked on the thin path.

Castra saw the thin path of ice unfolding in front of him and he immediately clapped elegantly.

"Wonderful! Wonderful! As expected of a beautiful lady, so elegant! Violetta!"

[Ahhhh! Cheesy bastardddd! Stopp— ]

"Woof! Stop clapping! Follow this lady!"

"Oops, my bad, milady. I’m going."

Castra bowed politely before threading the thin ice path right behind Lady Fera whose tail was spinning like a propeller.

Huh. Good thing you still recognize this lady’s beauty and elegance, woof!

Since you can appreciate beauty, then...

Lady Fera smirked viciously, showing off her sharp teeth as she howled towards the toilet spirit.

"Awooooo!"

A spiral of sharp, cold wind came out of Lady Fera’s mouth, heading straight towards— Aran and Himi!

The two cult members didn’t want to back down and immediately ordered the toilet spirit.

"Hummm! My Lord! Use [Spray]!"

"Glurg!"

A section of the lake water suddenly spurt out and shot towards the cold wind, instantly clashing in the air.

Boom!

The two forces clashed and the water instantly froze into icicles while the cold wind dissipated into nothingness.

The toilet spirit used a skill while Lady Fera only howled casually, yet it ended up in a draw.

Even worse, the toilet spirit felt it lost connections to the water that had turned into icicles!

For the first time, the toilet felt a threat and it immediately roared in fury,

"Glurg! Courting death!!"

Without the two cult members’ command, the toilet spirit immediately used another skill.

"Whirlpool, glurg!"

The huge lake suddenly "roared" like a beast, the lake water stirred and a gruesome whirlpool suddenly appeared right beneath Lady Fera’s thin ice path!

The strong spinning force smashed the thin ice to pieces and the two spirits walking on the ice trail instantly fell into the huge whirlpool.

Splash!