Primordial World: Big shots are all my friends-Chapter 959 - 876: Encountering Bai Lianhua

Qiao Ling’er nodded modestly, but couldn’t hide the smile on her face, which nearly blossomed into a chrysanthemum.

"Oh dear~" The madam leaned on Qiao Ling’er’s shoulder, chuckling flirtatiously. "Young Master Qiao has become immortal, don’t forget us! Take us along to become immortal, so we can better take care of Young Master Qiao in the Immortal Realm."

Qiao Ling’er laughed heartily, proudly saying, "To me, it’s nothing but lifting a finger, but whether it’s worth it to me depends on your capabilities."

"Hehe~ I will surely instruct the ladies to serve Young Master Qiao well."

...

It was evening when Qiao Ling’er emerged from the Red House, surrounded by a group of scantily clad little fairies.

With a casual wave of her hand, a shadow flew out, boom~ transforming into a mechanical car perched on the street, causing a commotion of gasps.

Qiao Ling’er elegantly got in the car, accelerating away in a flash.

"Young Master Qiao, remember us!"

"Young Master Qiao, I’ll be thinking of you."

"Young Master Qiao, visit us when you have time!"

...

The little fairies all gathered at the door, waving handkerchiefs in farewell to Qiao Ling’er with reluctance.

After leaving her hometown, Qiao Ling’er traveled the road in the mechanical car. The car, indeed worthy of being the Supreme Treasure granted by her Master, covered a thousand miles a day, rivaling any fine steed. But she hadn’t gone far when she arrived at a gorge, and the sky was already dark.

Qiao Ling’er hunted in the mountains, barbecued and ate, spending the night uneventfully.

At dawn the next day, Qiao Ling’er hit the road again, bang bang bang~ the mechanical car struggled on the mountain path, causing discomfort as she remarked, "This road is terrible. When I become immortal, I’ll make sure to rebuild it."

Boom~ A loud noise rang out, shaking the earth and mountains instantly.

Qiao Ling’er quickly hit the brakes, and saw a giant boulder blocking the way forward.

"Wooo~"

"Woohoo~"

Excited cries sounded nearby.

A group of mountain bandits rushed out from all directions, wielding weapons and surrounding the mechanical car.

A woman dressed in white, with a cloak over her head, drifted down from the sky, standing in front of the boulder with her longsword pointed at the mechanical car, shouting, "Get out!"

Qiao Ling’er opened the car door and stepped out, looking at the surrounding bandits without fear. Her Master had said she was one of the rare experts in the Three Realms, and these mere bandits were nothing but chickens and dogs!

Qiao Ling’er clasped her fists in salute, laughingly saying, "I am Qiao Ling’er. I wonder how I’ve offended you, to cause you to come looking for me with such commotion."

The woman in white sneered coldly, saying, "Do I, Bai Lianhua, need a reason to want trouble with someone?"

The other bandits laughed heartily, eagerly shouting, "No need!"

Bai Lianhua said, "This is Phoenix Head Mountain. Anyone passing through must pay me. That ride of yours looks nice, I’ll take it."

Qiao Ling’er, brimming with confidence in herself, naturally was unafraid, maintaining a smile as she said, "My lady, this ride is called the Electric Light Divine Travel Three Realms Land Car, a magic treasure capable of traveling a thousand miles a day, gifted to me by my Master. I’m afraid I can’t give it to you."

Bai Lianhua lifted the cloak in front, revealing an exceptionally beautiful woman. Her face was tender like a white lotus, her countenance was as pure as a snow lotus, with eyes of frost, and her charming face bore a cold edge.

Qiao Ling’er’s eyes flashed with amazement. What a creation blessed by the heavens this girl was.

Bai Lianhua looked Qiao Ling’er up and down, waving her hand as she said, "You have a Master, bind him, send a letter back, and have his Master trade treasures for him."

"Haha~"

"Bind him~"

"Bind him~"

...

Immediately, a few burly big men rushed toward Qiao Ling’er.

Qiao Ling’er confidently smiled and said, "My lady, if you invite me with kind words, I will naturally accompany you to have some fun.

But if you force me with knife and sword, then I apologize."

Qiao Ling’er grasped the sheathed longsword, suddenly darted out, and shouted, "Sword Dance Tornado!"

Her figure transformed into a series of illusions, occasionally dividing into three, sometimes four, rushing towards the bandits.

Bang~ Bang~ Bang~

"Ouch~"

"It hurts~"

Cries of pain rang out incessantly as the mountain bandits rushing forward fell to the ground one after another.

"Flower Blossoms with One Strike~"

Qiao Ling’er held the longsword, integrating man and sword, piercing the air, aiming at Bai Lianhua.

Bai Lianhua stood still, waiting until Qiao Ling’er approached. Her longsword swung sideways like a staff.

Bang~

The Sword Scabbard hit Qiao Ling’er’s face dead on, instantly distorting it.

Qiao Ling’er staggered sideways, falling and rolling twice before lying dazed on the ground. Her mind was blank, with only one thought: Didn’t Master say I’m unmatched in the Three Realms? How come I can’t even beat a woman?!

Bai Lianhua calmly said, "Bind him and take him up the mountain."

"Yes~" Immediately, two fierce mountain bandits stepped forward, binding Qiao Ling’er harshly, and took him up to the mountain stronghold.

In the following days, Qiao Ling’er challenged Bai Lianhua twice more, each time suffering a severe blow, and had to admit that she probably wasn’t a match for this lady bandit. Therefore, she could only resort to her secret skills.

At night, under the starry sky, Bai Lianhua sat cross-legged at the mountaintop, practicing her energy.

Qiao Ling’er took a flower, leaned against a nearby tree, and smiled as she said, "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?"

Bai Lianhua opened her eyes, frowned, and said, "Why did you escape again?"

"Actually, my most proficient skill isn’t fighting, but escaping. Mere prison can’t hold me.

You haven’t answered my question!"

"How can one compare humans and stars?"

"Stars are in the sky, but you are in my heart."

Qiao Ling’er adeptly used the rizz he learned from his Master.

Bai Lianhua shivered all over, angrily shouted, "Hmph~ You’re nothing but a flirt."

Bai Lianhua stood up and immediately rushed towards Qiao Ling’er. After a series of thuds and clashes, Qiao Ling’er was subdued once again and thrown into prison.

...

Early the next morning, while Bai Lianhua was having breakfast, Qiao Ling’er suddenly appeared unexpectedly, lying on the table in front of Bai Lianhua.

Bai Lianhua frowned immediately; he actually escaped again.

Qiao Ling’er smilingly said, "I heard rumors that say I like you."

Bai Lianhua’s eyes flashed with a fierce glint and said, "Who spread that?"

Qiao Ling’er smilingly said, "I plan to clarify that it’s not a rumor."

Bai Lianhua looked at Qiao Ling’er in disbelief; could this person really be that shameless?

At noon, Bai Lianhua walked in the mountain forest.

Qiao Ling’er suddenly appeared beside Bai Lianhua, hands behind his back, smilingly saying, "My lady, still don’t know where you’re from?"

Bai Lianhua was momentarily dazed and replied coldly, "Mo Sichen."

"No, you are my heart’s desire."

"Qiao Ling’er~" Bai Lianhua shouted angrily, echoing through the forest.

Bang, bang, bang~ sounds of fighting ensued.

A moment later, Bai Lianhua dragging one of Qiao Ling’er’s feet, like pulling a dead pig, dragged him out from the forest.