Ranking Of Kings: My Land Is SSS Rank-Chapter 1001 - Farce

1001 Farce

As he vomited, he screamed miserably, which disgusted Black Emperor. He quickly escaped from the Five-Colored Mist Region and rolled on the ground, vomiting like there was no tomorrow.

He looked as if he wished he could die then.

As for Sikong Yang, he simply let out a miserable scream. When the Black Emperor’s green fire landed on his body, it burned his butt. His clothes were instantly set ablaze, revealing his large white butt. Even though Sikong Yang had circulated his cultivation and mana to form a layer of Body Protector around his skin, he could still not block the burning of the green fire completely. It was like maggots in his bones, unable to be shaken off no matter what.

However, Sikong Yang was not simple either. It was unknown what the material of the underwear he wore was, but it was completely red. When the green fire burned it, it actually emitted a layer of scarlet precious light, blocking a portion of the green fire. Even though Sikong Yang was screaming in pain from the heat, it was unable to cause any more damage to him.

But no matter what, the flesh on his butt was saved, but the extreme burning pain was inevitable.

“Ah, it hurts! My butt is on fire. It’s on fire! Damn it! Damn dog!”

Sikong Yang screamed as he ran around frantically. From time to time, he would sit on his butt, trying to use the soil to extinguish the fire. However, the moment he sat down, he jumped up. His butt hurt as it was scalded. Sitting down felt like sitting on pins and needles. So, he sat down quickly but jumped up even faster.

Shua! Shua! Shua!

He slapped pieces of Water Ball Talismans onto his butt as if they were free, and those talismans turned into balls of water that were poured onto the green fire. However, he did not know what that green fire was. The water was useless and could not extinguish the fire at all.

“Disgusting, I’m so disgusted! It is too smelly, extremely smelly! Damn Fart Monster, Fart Demon, I will not let you off.”

Black Emperor rolled on the ground and wailed in pain. The stench was simply pervasive and penetrated right through one’s soul. Any one of the Five Elements Arhat Farts was a strange fragrance when released alone, but when the five were combined, it was extremely smelly. The stench was indescribable and could make people feel disgusted to the point of wanting to die.

Painful, it was really too painful. Black Emperor was already foaming at the mouth, and his eyes were dull. He looked like he had nothing to live for.

“Black Emperor, you damn dog. Don’t think that I can’t do anything to you. A mere green fire can’t burn me to death! Watch my magical powers, Taiyi Chrysanthemum Fart!”

Sikong Yang had gone all out. With a furious roar, another burst of gas erupted from his butt with a loud and muffled ‘boom.’

A ball of orange gas turned into a bright, beautiful chrysanthemum behind his butt. It was very beautiful, and one could almost see the chrysanthemum growing and even blooming in an instant.

Then, the chrysanthemum exploded.

The chrysanthemums wilted, the wounds covered everywhere, and the heart was broken when flowers withered! Your smile was in the past…

The remaining petals of the chrysanthemum were scattered in all directions like snowflakes. Each petal emitted a strange aura, and the smell was unbearable. Moreover, though those petals looked light, each petal was as sharp as a knife.

The chrysanthemum bloomed and exploded, causing the green flames covering his butt to shatter and be completely washed away. It looked rather ferocious.

“Ah! It stinks!”

“A stench within the fragrance is even more disgusting. It’s so disgusting that I want to vomit.”

“Retreat quickly, retreat. This is poison.”

The group of Taurens below looked at the petals and subconsciously sniffed them. Instantly, their faces darkened, and their bodies shook uncontrollably. White foam flowed out from the corners of their mouths, and their eyes were lifeless.

They vomited!

They vomited like there was no tomorrow and almost vomited their intestines out. They vomited until they could only puke foam.

All the Taurens looked at Sikong Yang with eyes filled with fear.

They weren’t afraid of pain, bleeding, injury, or death. Many Taurens had always thought they were fearless, but now they knew they were afraid of that ‘poison’ attack. It was unbearable and far beyond their tolerance.

“Ah! My butt!”

Even though the green flames had exploded, Sikong Yang still uttered a series of miserable cries. He felt as if his butt had already been roasted. If he were to take off his underwear, would his butt still emit the fragrance of meat?

“B*stard, you old thief, you’re actually a farting demon!”

That Three-eyed race powerhouse who was originally chasing after Sikong Yang suddenly stopped mid-air. He even subconsciously retreated a certain distance. His gaze toward Sikong Yang was extremely unfriendly, but at the same time, his face revealed a rather fearful expression.

He was also afraid!

If he were to dive into the range of that fart, not to mention how disgusting it would be to smell it, just the slightest smell on his body would make it difficult for him to sleep well.

“Fortunately, this bastard Fart Demon didn’t use his fart technique on me. Otherwise, how would I face my clansmen in the future? That will definitely be a humiliation that I will never be able to clear. I didn’t expect this old thief to have such a trump card!”

The Three-eyed race powerhouse was secretly afraid.

Thinking about how he had been chasing after Sikong Yang, he couldn’t help but feel a chill in his heart.

Fortunately, he was lucky enough!

“I will kill you!”

The Black Emperor rolled on the ground for a long time. He had just recovered some of his vitality, but he had already vomited everything in his stomach. Even the bitter bile had been vomited out.

Now, that guy actually farted again. That was asking for his life!

Black Emperor’s eyes revealed a hint of killing intent.

“Save me, fellow cultivator, Fellow Li, quickly take care of your dog. I have information. I have important information!”

At that moment, Sikong Yang suddenly noticed Li Xiang, who was high up in the sky, and hurriedly shouted.

He knew only Li Xiang could control that vicious dog, the Black Emperor. The others had no way to do so. Even the fart magical powers he had carefully prepared could not suppress the Black Emperor. He already felt that something was wrong.

He felt that his hand was about to lose control, and the situation was getting worse.

“Damn it, Black Emperor, this vicious dog really can’t be beaten. If you beat him, you’ll be unlucky.”

Sikong Yang smiled bitterly in his heart. He felt that his hand was about to lose control.

Shua!

Star Catcher!

His right hand swung out without any warning. However, that grab wasn’t aimed at anyone but at himself.

His Star Catcher was incomparably profound. It could be said to be a miraculous technique that could steal and change things without anyone noticing.

With that grab, Sikong Yang felt a chill run down his spine. He had actually stripped himself of his clothes.

“Red undergarment!?”

When Black Emperor saw Sikong Yang strip himself, his face was stunned. After which, he pointed at Sikong Yang and started laughing wildly.

“Red undergarment, hahaha…He was actually wearing a red undergarment, and…haha…Red undergarment, I’m dying of laughter. This Fart Demon actually has such a perverted hobby. It’s simply too funny.”