Rebirth of the Supreme Immortal Emperor-Chapter 87 - 86: Drunk Moo Xi

Under the streetlight, Li Chen was holding Moo Xi, who was already drunk as a skunk.

Li Chen frowned, looking at Moo Xi, whose pretty face was flushed, and asked, "Hey, who let you drink so much?"

Moo Xi, inebriated, pushed Li Chen away and let out a pitiable, bitter smile.

"What are you to me, and what right do you have to boss me around? I’ll drink if I want to, it’s none of your business... Blargh..."

Before she could finish her sentence, she vomited all over Li Chen with a "blah."

Looking at himself covered in filth, Li Chen couldn’t help but curl his lips in disgust. "I mean, Miss, could you please not vomit on me next time?"

"Blah!"

Before Li Chen’s words could hit the ground, Moo Xi went "blah" and vomited again.

One must admit, Moo Xi was quite obedient.

At least this time she didn’t vomit on Li Chen’s body; instead, she vomited directly on his face.

Li Chen vigorously wiped off the filth on his face with his hand, his frown deepening in disgust.

"Moo Xi, are you doing this on purpose?"

The instigator, Moo Xi, had already slipped from Li Chen’s embrace to the ground, spread-eagled, lying on the road—an extremely indecent sight.

"This girl is even more bewitching than Daji!"

Li Chen steadied his heart and decided to call Liann Ruifeng to ask them to send a car.

However, to his surprise, the battery was low, and it had turned off automatically!

Even as a former Immortal Emperor, he couldn’t charge the phone now!

Li Chen helplessly shook his head and then reached out to help Moo Xi up from the ground.

"Moo Xi, where’s your phone?"

Moo Xi’s eyes were bleary with drink; she mumbled and hummed vaguely.

However, after her indistinct murmurings for a long time, Li Chen couldn’t understand a word.

Li Chen couldn’t be bothered to ask anymore and directly reached for Moo Xi’s phone on her body.

Yet Moo Xi’s body was extraordinarily sensitive.

The moment Li Chen touched her, she started giggling like a madwoman.

As she laughed, her tears, like pearls off a broken string, couldn’t stop falling.

"Wuuu, wuuu... Li Chen, you’re a bastard, a big bastard. In terms of figure, looks, or family background, in what way am I, Moo Xi, worse than that farm girl Lan Huanxi? And yet you despise me so, despise me..."

Seeing Moo Xi spouting drunken nonsense, a host of black lines crept across Li Chen’s forehead.

Why would this girl say anything when drunk?

From here to the Moo Family, there must be a distance of thirty to forty miles.

Moreover, there wasn’t even a taxi in sight nearby.

Moo Xi was continuing her drunken rampage like an unleashed wild dog, slurring her words and drawing glances from passersby.

After a moment of hesitation, Li Chen decided to take Moo Xi to a hotel first.

The hotel receptionist was a woman in her thirties or forties, heavily made up.

When Li Chen helped Moo Xi in, she was cracking sunflower seeds and watching the latest hit youth idol drama "Love at the Corner."

Li Chen pulled out a few banknotes and slammed them onto the counter.

"Madam, I need a room!"

The boss lady, engrossed in her drama, jumped at Li Chen’s sudden action.

She was about to curse a couple of sentences, but as soon as she saw the banknotes slapped on the table, her face bloomed into a smile again.

She hurriedly stowed away the banknotes, took out a key, and handed it over.

"Room 401, fourth floor, turn right at the entrance, the first one!"

"Okay, thank you!"

Li Chen uttered a casual word of thanks and then supported Moo Xi upstairs. ƒreewebɳovel.com

As they were about to reach the staircase, the landlady suddenly called out.

"Wait a moment!"

Li Chen was taken aback and turned around to ask, "What’s wrong?"

The landlady fished out something from the drawer at the front desk and forcefully stuffed it into Li Chen’s hand.

"You take this, you might need it later!"

Li Chen looked down and thought, what the hell, it was actually a box of condoms!

"Landlady, I..."

Before Li Chen could explain, the landlady gave him a knowing smile and said, "Big sister here has been through it all, I understand, I understand. Young people, full of vigor, it’s understandable!"

After saying that, she cast her eyes towards Moo Xi and exclaimed with admiration, "This girl really has a lovely look, you’d better be gentle with her later!"

Li Chen was left speechless, his face a picture of embarrassment.

However, he didn’t continue on the subject. With matters like this, the more you explain, the darker it gets. Saying nothing is the best explanation.

Li Chen brushed it off with a couple of perfunctory words and then carried Moo Xi upstairs.

"Damn it, miss, you’re so heavy, don’t you think it’s time to lose some weight?"

Moo Xi, already dead drunk, mumbled a reply to Li Chen in her dazed state.

"Hmph, you jerk, who are you loathing?"

Hearing Moo Xi’s response, Li Chen was rendered speechless.

Already this drunk, and she was still so concerned about her own weight.

Women, truly an illogical creature!

But then again, it made sense. Any creature that bleeds for a week every month and still hops around energetically, how could men possibly understand?

Once inside the room, Li Chen dumped Moo Xi onto the bed and then rushed into the bathroom to shower.

While he wasn’t a germaphobe, his body was covered in the filth Moo Xi had vomited, and it was somewhat pungent.

Moo Xi now lay quiet and still like a sleeping beauty on the king-sized bed. Her waterfall-like hair cascaded over her shoulders, and even in sleep, her brows and eyes were not free from a mist of melancholy.

Li Chen’s gaze drifted over Moo Xi’s Butterfly-like quivering eyelashes. A tiny cherry mouth, glistening and inviting, awakened a primal urge in any onlooker.

Ultimately, his eyes settled on her inadvertently exposed shoulders; his breath caught at the sight of skin as white and smooth as milk, partly hidden by the disheveled silk. Even pearls from the South Sea paled in comparison to the luster of her delicate skin.

She slept so softly, her body’s exquisite curves utterly intoxicating.

Li Chen hadn’t had a drop to drink, yet he felt somewhat intoxicated!

At this moment, two little figures emerged in his mind.

The first was like a rabid dog at the sight of a meaty bone, barking fervently.

"Li Chen, are you even a man? Such a great opportunity, seize it!"

The second figure was the more cultured type, gazing quietly at Moo Xi, speaking with profound emotion.

"There was once an exceptionally beautiful woman lying before my bed. But I did not cherish her. Only when I lost her did I realize my regret. The greatest sorrow on this earth is nothing but this."

"If Heaven were to grant me another chance, I would say to that girl: Come here, baby!