Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!-Chapter 9 - A Happy Breakup

"Dr. Chen must have done plenty of storytelling in the past."

"Listen to an old man's advice. There's no future as a psychologist. Set up a stall on the street to read fortunes, and you'll become a renowned master."

"Just one sentence, and there will be some fun to watch."

"Look, Cherry's face is turning sour."

"I bet a wet sausage that Dr. Chen's next words will make Cherry's heart turn cold."

"I'm betting half a packet of instant noodles."

"Miser, I'm betting on a box of milk."

The situation differed slightly from what the netizens guessed, as [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain]'s heart had already turned cold.

Why must his life be this bitter?

From Chen Yu's tone, he knew the other ending would probably be a more bumpy one.

"Mister, do you still want to continue listening?"

Chen Yu asked with a concerned expression.

"Yeah..."

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] replied weakly.

"Respecting patients is one of the professional qualities of a doctor. So, let me tell you about your second ending."

Chen Yu reached for a glass of water and drank it.

"After you cut off your connection with her, you continued to devote yourself to finding your true love," Chen Yu said as he moistened his throat.

"As you were hurt too deeply, you have fallen ill."

"Every time you meet someone you have feelings for, you will carefully observe whether she is male or female."

"In the eyes of those women, you were just seen as someone wretched."

"Over time, your reputation as a pervert spread throughout the city, and you became the most hated man among women there."

"No other man has garnered more hate than you."

"Even gold diggers don't dare get close to you for fear that you possess unthinkable fetishes."

"Seven or eight years have passed in the blink of an eye, and love has completely closed the door on you."

"When you were over thirty, your parents arranged a marriage for you."

"After your marriage, you had a son. You doted on him like he were the apple of your eye."

"It wasn't until the child got injured and needed a blood transfusion that you realized he wasn't your son."

"Yet another blow, and this broke you down. You divorced your wife and chose to drink to escape reality."

"Your drinking constantly caused you to lose any drive to manage your company, and your family's business closed down two years later."

"When you were fifty, you were admitted to the hospital because of alcohol poisoning. After you were discharged, your face drooped due to this incident."

"A year later, you passed out drunk on the streets and never woke up again."

Even though [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] had mentally prepared himself and anticipated that his second ending would not go well, he never would have imagined that it would have been this bad.

This wasn't just bad.

This was abysmal and just extremely unlucky.

Being treated as a pervert by all the women in his city was already enough to put him in a slump.

Yet, this was only the beginning.

After getting married, he had a child who turned out not to be his, and he spent a lot of time raising that child.

He, who never drank, eventually became an alcoholic.

Finally, he died miserably on the streets.

In that instant, [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] intended to just escape from here.

"Don't stop me; I'm declaring he's the most miserable man I've ever heard of!"

"Why do I feel that the first ending is better?"

"You can remove that question mark."

"I hereby announce that Cherry has won the second prize for this year's Most Miserable Person."

"Who will win the first prize?"

"Of course, the unlucky guy up next for a consultation with Dr. Chen."

The chat teased.

However, after ignoring the fact that his goddess was once a man, everyone genuinely believed that the first conclusion was preferable.

A loving couple, a relationship that relatives and friends envied, and a peaceful death.

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] bit down hard on his lips.

"What will her life be like after we cut off contact?"

The moment he asked that, the chat was amused.

This meant [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] wanted to head down the first path.

Thinking about it, it made sense.

Compared to the second ending, the first ending was slightly flawed, but [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] was definitely a winner in life.

"Very miserable."

Chen Yu sighed.

"Worse than me?"

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] asked in a somber tone.

"About the same." 𝘣𝘦𝘥𝘯𝑜𝑣𝘦𝘭.𝘤𝘰𝑚

"She won't be able to pay for the rest of her recuperation fees without your financial assistance," Chen Yu continued calmly.

"To prolong her life and maintain her beauty, she went to work in a nightclub that could earn her a high salary."

"Long-term drinking can lead to the deterioration of one's health and will end in the need for constant medication."

"Later on, a paparazzi reporter found out about her, and she made the headlines."

"All kinds of obscenities and harassment messages bombarded her."

"The double pressure from the outside world and her body finally defeated her. Thus, she chose to jump into the sea and end her life."

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] closed his eyes painfully.

His sufferings alone weren't enough.

His goddess was just as miserable as he was.

What kind of ending was this?

The tragic outside world was nothing but a fairy tale compared to them.

"Do you have anything else to ask?"

Chen Yu asked softly.

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] opened his eyes, frowning. "Dr. Chen, if she has money to recuperate for the next few operations, will her future be so miserable?"

Hearing this, Chen Yu fell silent.

He began to calculate with the Heavenly Secrets Strategy.

"She won't."

"Will she be happy?"

"Yes."

Hearing this, [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] heaved a sigh of relief.

"Will five million be enough for her nursing fees?"

Chen Yu fixed his eyes on [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain.

"Are you sure you want to do this?"

"Yes!"

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] replied resolutely.

"It's enough."

"Thank you."

After getting a clear answer, [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] took out his phone and opened his banking app.

He transferred five million yuan to her account without hesitation.

"Beep, beep, beep."

A moment later, [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain]'s phone rang.

A beautiful woman's voice came from the phone.

"Why did you transfer so much money to me?"

"It's for your nursing fee. I wish you a happy future and hope you find a man who accepts you."

An unnoticeable pain flashed across [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain]'s face.

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hide it from you."

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] didn't reply and hung up.

He quickly deleted all her contact information.

"Dr. Chen, although I've lost all my dignity today, I still have to thank you."

After experiencing great joy and sorrow, [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] finally calmed down.

"I don't want the first two endings to my life. I want to walk a new path that belongs to me."

With his rebellious personality, he firmly believed he would find true love one day.

"Brother, why are you doing this?"

"Isn't it great to be with someone who can help each other through thick and thin?"

"Since life is already destined, why look for more trouble?"

Chat spoke up and tried to dissuade him.

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] shook his head, stood up, and bowed deeply to the screen.

"Since you've already made your choice," Chen Yu said, "as a doctor, I respect your decision."

"Dr. Chen, how much should I pay you?"

"You've already tipped dozens of carnival gifts. I'll forgo the consultation fee this time."

Chen Yu smiled faintly.

Life was so tragic, yet [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] still decided to press forward.

A person with such a fierce drive was rare.

After sighing in admiration, Chen Yu made an unexpected move.

He went offline.