Solo Farming In The Tower-Chapter 18Vol 2. : Welcome to the Kindergarten of Destruction! ()

Inside Kkamang’s mental world.

“Kids, I’m sorry.”

“I’m sorry.”

“Taecho is sorry. Taecho hopes you can forgive her.”

Kkamang and Taecho were working hard to apologize to the spirits.

Meanwhile—

“This is really tasty. Can you please forgive us after having some?”

“Puhuhut! Try this grilled fish, nya! It’s so delicious, if two people ate it, they’d both die without even realizing it, nya! Nya?! I’m not teasing the already dead spirits, nya! I’m sorry, nya!”

“Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut. This stir-fried peanut dish is really good. Just take one bite!”

“If you dip this rice cake into this arrowroot honey, all your worries and concerns will disappear, da yo! Just try it once, da yo!”

(Bat-Bat: Don’t hold hatred or resentment in your heart~ I’m not asking for forgiveness~ I just don’t want you to get hurt~)

Sejun and his group worked hard to soothe the spirits’ anger.

“I’ll help you have sweet dreams.”

Even the Nightmare Demon King of Good Dreams, Gilsoon Nightmare, comforted the spirits.

However—

“I don’t want to...”

Giant Chairman Park No. 5 clearly showed how much he didn’t want to be doing this.

“Giant Chairman Park No. 5, since you’re doing it anyway, could you try to enjoy it? The spirits won’t come near you because your expression is so sour.”

Sejun gently scolded Giant Chairman Park No. 5.

Originally, Giant Chairman Park No. 5 was supposed to play the role of a slide. If the spirits were ✪ Nоvеlіgһt ✪ (Official version) placed on his lap, they could slide down his shin in a thrilling extreme sport experience.

However—

“Fiiine. I’ll do it with joy.”

Giant Chairman Park No. 5 responded sarcastically.

“Huff! Huff! Huff! You dare mock the great hybrid Chairman Park, nya?!”

“Kkyu-kkyu-kkyu-kkyu! How dare you talk to Sejun-nim like that?!”

Queng! Queng!

[Queng is angry, da yo! Punishment time, da yo!]

(Bat-Bat: I’m angry too!)

“Taecho is angry now!!!”

“Grrrr! You dare mock the butler of the great Kkamang-nim?!”

That triggered the fury of the entire group.

“Get him, nya!”

With Theo’s shout, everyone lunged at Giant Chairman Park No. 5.

Whack!

“Mini Mini Meteor!”

Queng!

(Bat-bat! Bat-bat!)

Boom!

“Taecho’s ultimate bite—CHOMP!”

“Ow! That hurts!”

They started beating him up.

“How dare you disrespect the kind Sejun-nim. Unforgivable!”

“Let’s go too!”

“Yaaaay!”

Even the spirits who had grown fond of Sejun joined in the beatdown of Giant Chairman Park No. 5.

And so, Sejun’s group and the spirits united as one team and gave Giant Chairman Park No. 5 a good thrashing.

“I’m sorry! I’ll never mock Sejun-nim again! I’ll work hard from now on!”

Giant Chairman Park No. 5 dropped to his knees, crying and furiously rubbing his palms together.

And then—

“I won’t cry like that.”

Sejun, watching the pitiful sight, vowed not to cry so pathetically, taking it as a lesson.

A short while later.

“We forgive you.”

“It’s okay now.”

The spirits, who had joined forces to beat up Giant Chairman Park No. 5, all forgave Kkamang’s family and Taecho.

Whether it was because their hearts softened as they united, or because beating up Giant Chairman Park No. 5 was cathartic—

Maybe both.

“Hehehe.”

As Sejun watched Giant Chairman Park No. 5 playing slide for the spirits with a swollen face, he chuckled mischievously.

Puhuhut. There was such an easy solution, nya!

Theo’s eyes sparkled as he also stared at Giant Chairman Park No. 5.

Danger.

Giant Chairman Park No. 5 felt a sense of crisis and decided he must absolutely avoid giving anyone a reason to nitpick him for a while.

But is a nitpick ever just a nitpick? If they don’t like it, it is a nitpick.

And unfortunately for Giant Chairman Park No. 5, there was one unhideable flaw.

He had Sejun’s face.

“Puhuhut! I don’t like Giant Chairman Park No. 5’s rotten face, nya!”

That alone was enough reason to get beaten up.

And so, without realizing it, Giant Chairman Park No. 5 became the designated punching bag every time things went wrong.

And—

Why does it hurt me too when he gets beaten?

Sejun confessed that every time Giant Chairman Park No. 5 got hit, he felt an emotional blow.

***

The next morning.

While they were eating breakfast in the bustling kitchen—

“Ttondaen-nim, please start the Sun and Moon play!”

“That’s right! We want to see Shongshongi soon!”

“Hurry! Hurry!”

Somehow, the children found out about the Sun and Moon performance and began begging for it.

Who could it be?

Who had loose lips?

Sejun scanned the room, searching for the culprit.

As he moved his gaze—

Thunk.

The moment their eyes met, Kkamang quickly averted his gaze as if he were guilty of a crime.

Kkamang... it’s you.

Well, it’s not like he ever knew how to keep his mouth shut.

Clearly, Kkamang had told the children about his howling scene in the Sun and Moon story out of pride.

Sejun quietly approached him.

“Park Kkamang. Was it you?”

He asked.

Squeak...

[Butler... That... I’m sorry...]

Kkamang, knowing he was at fault, apologized in a depressed voice.

Back in the day, he used to be such a show-off...

Sejun was about to scold him, but seeing how dejected Kkamang looked made him soften.

“It’s okay. What’s there to be sorry about? It’s not a big deal. Don’t let stuff like this get you down, alright?”

Kihihit. Squeak! Squeak!

[Hehe. Butler! Got it! The great Kkamang-nim will not get discouraged again!]

So instead of scolding Kkamang, he gave him encouragement.

Right then—

“Ttondaen-nim, show us the play now!”

“Daddy, Taecho really wants to see it too!”

The children and Taecho started begging for the performance again.

“Kids, wait just a little. We need some time to get ready.”

As Sejun calmed the excited children—

Heh. That butler fell for the great Kkamang-nim’s perfect acting.

Kkamang grinned slyly at Sejun.

And so, right after breakfast, the Sun and Moon performance began.

When they reached the part where the tiger eats the father—

“Roar, nya! Since there’s no Churu, I’ll just eat you instead, nya!”

“The tiger ate the dad!”

Snap.

On the perfect stage created with Iona’s white paper and light magic, the scene of a giant tiger devouring the Sun and Moon’s father was vividly portrayed.

“What do we do?!”

“Daddy’s dead!”

“I’m scared! What if the tiger comes here?!”

“Don’t worry! Ttondaen-nim and the others will protect us!”

The frightened children clustered around Queng and Aileen, who weren’t participating in the play.

The performance continued—

Kkiwooo~ Kkiwooo~

Kkamang’s howling scene passed, and they reached the part cut off yesterday by the quest—

Where the Sun sees the tiger outside the door.

[Moon, that’s not Dad—it’s a tiger! We need to run!]

(Bat-Bat: Yeah! But where do we go?)

[Let’s sneak out through the window.]

(Bat-Bat: Okay!)

“Sun and Moon quickly escaped through the back window of the house and hid in a tree next to the well.”

Kkyut.

As Sejun narrated, Iona pulled a tree and well from her pocket dimension and set them on stage.

[Hup!]

(Bat-Bat!)

Flamy and Bat-Bat leaped onto the tree with ease.

“Wow!”

“Sun and Moon hid from the tiger!”

“They’re safe now!”

The children, watching the two hide, held their breath and cheered.

“Soon after, the tiger noticed something strange and hurriedly opened the door—but no one was inside.”

“Roar, nya! Where did they go, nya?!”

Theo looked around frantically.

“The tiger growled and searched, but couldn’t find the siblings hiding in the tree.”

“Roar, nya! I can’t find them, nya! I’m thirsty, so I’ll drink some water first, nya!”

“After wandering a while, the tiger leaned over the well and saw their reflection.”

“Roar, nya! Gotcha, nya! How did you two get up there, nya?!”

“The tiger asked the siblings.”

[Hehe. If you rub grapeseed oil on your feet in the kitchen, you can climb easily.]

“Roar, nya! So that’s it, nya?!”

“Taking the advice, the tiger ran to the kitchen and smeared grapeseed oil on his feet.”

Sliiiide.

“Roar, nya! Why do I keep slipping, nya?!”

“The tiger kept slipping and couldn’t climb the tree. And as the tiger made a fool of himself, Moon made a huge mistake.”

[Hehe.]

(Baheheh. Silly tiger. If you use that axe over there to chop the tree, you’ll get up in no time. Oops!)

“Roar, nya! How dare you mock me, the great Tiger?! Wait right there! I’ll devour you two slowly, nya!”

“Furious, the tiger grabbed the firewood axe and began chopping the tree.”

“Roar, nya! Just a bit more, and I’ll finally eat!”

Theo’s acting was so intense, it looked like he was genuinely starving.

Is he actually hungry?

Sejun began to wonder.

As Theo climbed the tree—

[God! If you’re going to save us, send down a new rope. If not, send a rotten one!]

Flamy prayed with such sincerity that her face looked pitiful.

At that moment—

Crack.

The heavens opened, and a rope descended.

“Huh?”

What was that?

Was that Iona’s doing?

Sejun looked at Iona, who was in charge of the stage effects.

Shake shake.

Iona shook her head. It wasn’t her.

Then what?

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Flash.

A god bathed in light appeared.

“The Tree of Crea—QUACK!”

He tried to speak, but was immediately dragged away by a massive root.

What the hell?

Sejun was dumbfounded.

[Phew.]

That was close.

Flamy sighed in relief.

What if the real rope had worked?!

Her prayer was so earnest that a god from another dimension responded and sent a real rope.

And just like that, the incident passed.

Kkyut.

Iona finally lowered the prepared magical rope, and Flamy and Bat-Bat climbed up.

Then—

“Roar, nya! God! Give me a rope too, nya!”

Theo, now atop the tree, prayed as well.

“Another rope came down.”

“Roar, nya! Just a little more, nya!”

Theo eagerly climbed the rope.

But—

“Huh?”

Why isn’t it breaking?

The rope wouldn’t snap. Theo’s luck wouldn’t allow him to be given a rotten rope.

Things on stage were getting chaotic.

“Vice Chairman Theo, wrap it up.”

Sejun made a throat-slashing gesture toward Theo.

“Roar, nya?! The rope broke, nya! Nooo, nya!”

Theo let go and fell to the ground.

Thud!

It was loud, but Theo, a cat blessed with perfect falling skills, wasn’t hurt at all.

“And so, the bad tiger was punished, and Sun and Moon went to heaven, becoming the Sun and the Moon.”

As the play ended—

[Teacher Park Sejun of the Kindergarten of Destruction has given a great lesson to 15 "Children of Creation Tainted by Destruction."]

[As a reward, your lifespan has increased by 150 hours.]

[As a reward, you have received 30 billion Tower Coins.]

[As a reward, Earth has gained 1.5% Evolution Experience.]

Messages appeared before Sejun.

As expected from a traditional folktale—overflowing with ancestral wisdom.

As Sejun smiled, satisfied—

“No! That rope’s rotten!”

“Really? Then this one must be new! Kids, line up here!”

The kids started a strange new game.

Kids?

And so, Sejun, quite unintentionally, ended up teaching the kids a new lesson:

how to form proper lines.

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