Solo Farming In The Tower-Chapter 32Vol 2. : Welcome to the Kindergarten of Destruction! ()

<Earth>

“Heave-ho!”

Sejun got up vigorously as always.

“Hehehe.”

Three satellite worlds now.

He couldn’t stop grinning, feeling inexplicably pleased.

“Well then, let’s check out the fruits of my labor.”

Sejun opened his titles.

<Title: Acquirer of Satellite Worlds>

You receive 0.01% of the rewards obtained by the residents of your satellite worlds through the system, once per year.

<Aidar (Lv. 2)>: Strength 0.07, Stamina 0.09, Agility 0.054, Magic 0.19, EXP 10,300, 1261 Tower Coins

<Ken (Lv. 3)>: Strength 1.2, Stamina 1.3, Agility 1.1, Magic 1.8, EXP 20,031, 5600 Tower Coins

Although <Aidar> had been integrated as a satellite world first, <Ken>, being a Level 3 world, provided better rewards due to the level difference.

And then—

<Kkamyulmyeolmyeolseong (The Star of Ultra-Ultra-Ultra Destruction Based on Kka) (Lv. 1)>: Strength 0, Stamina 0, Agility 0, Magic 0, EXP 0, 0 Tower Coins

“What’s with this one? Eoksamchiri, is it slacking off?”

Seeing the zeroed-out rewards from <Kkamyulmyeolmyeolseong>, Sejun frowned and called for [System Eoksamchiri].

[Sejun-nim, it’s merely displayed as zero. If you look beyond five decimal places, there are actual rewards. The reason the rewards are so abysmal is because <Kkamyulmyeolmyeolseong> should’ve originally qualified as a minimum Level 7 world, but since its owner, Sejun-nim, is... well...]

[System Eoksamchiri] carefully explained, so as not to provoke Sejun’s wrath, that the world wasn’t leveling because Sejun himself wasn’t strong enough.

So even though high-tier beings were operating in a low-level world, they were forced to carry out Level 1 quests, which yielded little to no rewards.

“Then I’ll need to raise <Kkamyulmyeolmyeolseong>’s level. Eoksamchiri, tell me how.”

[Yes. There are five methods to increase a world’s level...]

First method: Pillaging other worlds.

As you plunder other worlds, you automatically accumulate evolution EXP for your own.

Second method: Assigning a guardian deity to develop the world.

The guardian nurtures the world and gathers evolution EXP over time.

Third method: Growing a World Tree.

Similar to the second, but generally too difficult to execute—except for Sejun.

Fourth method: Giving it your own evolution EXP.

If Sejun gave his EXP to the world, he could immediately raise it to Level 3.

But with the Nine Towers converging on Earth, boosting Earth’s level was more urgent. So, pass.

Fifth method: Using a Dimensional Evolution Stone.

This item can raise evolution EXP.

“Hm.”

Sejun thought for a moment after hearing [System Eoksamchiri]’s options.

“Let’s start by assigning a proxy guardian deity to <Kkamyulmyeolmyeolseong>.”

He decided to go with the easiest route. Many deities were eager to be involved, so it was a straightforward pick for Sejun.

Just then—

“Puhuhut. Great Hybrid Chairman Park, leave the guardian deity auction for Kkamyulmyeolmyeolseong to me, Vice Chairman Theo-nya!”

Theo stepped forward.

“You’ll handle it, Vice Chairman Theo?”

“Puhuhut. That’s right-nya! I can do it well-nya!”

“Alright. I’ll leave it to you, then.”

“Puhuhut. Understood-nya!”

With Sejun’s approval, Theo hugged his knee tightly and closed his eyes.

And then—

“I, Vice Chairman Theo, will now begin the auction for the proxy guardian deity of Chairman Park’s Kkamyulmyeolmyeolseong-nya! The god who bids the highest becomes its guardian-nya!”

Theo hosted an auction among the gods.

Naturally, all the non-combat gods who worshipped God Sejun eagerly participated.

“Puhuhut. The God of Chaos, Kaos-nim, wins the bid-nya!”

“Yes! I did it!”

The God of Chaos became the proxy guardian deity of <Kkamyulmyeolmyeolseong>.

Meanwhile—

[Hehe. Since we’re sending someone, wouldn’t it be better to send a Creation Tree instead of a World Tree? Who should we pick?]

Flamy pondered over whom from the School of Creation Tree to send to <Kkamyulmyeolmyeolseong>.

As Theo and Flamy worked to raise the planet’s level—

“Hmhmhm.”

Sejun began prepping breakfast.

“Queng, could you go get some locusts and petrified spiders?”

Queng!

Clank!

At Sejun’s request, Queng threw open the subspace warehouse and marched off toward the Disaster Farm.

Kkihihit. Kking!

[Hihit. No one can enter the subspace warehouse guarded by the Great Kkamang!]

Little Kkamang fiercely stood guard at the warehouse entrance.

Kking! Kking? Kking?!

[Don’t come any closer! You dare approach the domain of the Great Kkamang?! Prepare to be punished!]

He barked ferociously at anyone who even neared the area. Not that anyone had assigned him the job.

Moments later—

Queng!

[Dad, I brought the meat-da yo!]

Queng returned carrying a mountain of locusts and petrified spiders.

“You did great, my son.”

Quuhehehe.

“Shall we prep the meat together?”

Queng!

Sejun and Queng skillfully processed the meat together and cooked up dragon nugget chicken, crab soup, and grilled lobster.

The dragon nugget chicken was because—

“Brother-in-law, I want dragon nugget chicken! I haven’t had any in over 24 hours!”

Ace, whom he met in the mental realm yesterday, had shown signs of nugget withdrawal.

You just can’t say no to chicken.

So Sejun planned to briefly enter the Tower later and drop it off.

Once breakfast was ready—

“Ttonddaeng-nim, Shongshongi’s hungry.”

“Huljjuki is hungry too...”

Drawn by the smell, the children woke up and wandered into the kitchen one by one.

“Come on, kids. Time for breakfast.”

Sejun fed the children.

“Let’s eat too.”

After breakfast with his party, Sejun played with the kids, fed them lunch, and put them down for naps—steadily accumulating evolution EXP.

Then—

Slurp.

“Ahh. That’s good.”

“Hehe. Yummy.”

Quuhehe. Queng!

[Hehehe. Delicious-da yo!]

While the kids napped, Sejun enjoyed a brief coffee break.

Later—

“Time to rehearse the play.”

“Puhuhut. Let’s do it-nya!”

Sejun and his party began rehearsal for their next play.

This time’s performance: The Filial Tiger.

The previous play had been The Tiger and the Dried Persimmon—and it had gone up in flames.

Theo, Queng, and Kkamang had all insisted on being the tiger’s head (it required multiple actors due to the size), and—

Kkihihit. Kking!

[The Great Kkamang will be the head!]

“Puhuhut. The youngest should be the tail-nya!”

Queng!

[Queng will be the head and eat the persimmon-da yo!]

They fought over the head role, and the performance began to unravel.

To make things worse, they gave each child a persimmon to taste before the show.

“Persimmon~!”

“Gimme persimmon~!!!”

During the performance, the mere sight of a persimmon sent the kids into a frenzy. The play descended into chaos.

“I didn’t know they liked persimmons that much...”

This time, they were determined to avoid repeating that mistake.

“But Vice Chairman Theo, can you cry on command?”

Since the tiger had to cry in this play, Sejun asked Theo.

“Nya? I, Vice Chairman Theo, don’t cry over trivial things-nya!”

Theo responded boldly.

That’s right. Our Vice Chairman’s more the fierce type.

Sejun quickly gave up on him.

“Iona, can you handle it with magic?”

“Kyut-kyut-kyut. Leave it to me. I’ll make Theo-nim a master of tear-acting with my magic!”

Iona replied confidently—her debut as the official stage makeup and effects magician.

Once rehearsal was set—

“Long, long ago, in a deep mountain village, there lived an old father and his young daughter...”

Sejun and the others began their performance.

Originally, Aileen was supposed to play the mother, but—

“A weak role doesn’t suit me.”

Aileen declined, so the mother became a «N.o.v.e.l.i.g.h.t» father—played by Sejun.

If it had been a romantic couple role, she would’ve agreed. But otherwise, Aileen had no interest.

“Father! I’ll go collect firewood! There are so many orders for winter stock!”

Taecho said as she grabbed her axe and firewood frame.

“Alright. Be careful of tigers. Just a few days ago, Hunter Choi had a dangerous encounter with one.”

“Yes, Father! I’ll be careful!”

Taecho waved to Sejun and walked energetically toward the forest side of the stage.

Shwooong.

The stage transformed instantly into a deep forest—thanks to Iona’s illusion magic.

There—

“This tree looks good.”

Thud. Thud.

Taecho swung her axe.

Then—

Swish. Swish. Swishswish.

Theo crept up sneakily behind her.

“Roar-nya! Gimme a Churu treat...”

He blurted out the wrong line.

“Cut! Vice Chairman Theo, that’s from Sun and Moon, not this one.”

Sejun corrected him right away.

“Nya? My bad-nya! I’ll do it right this time-nya!”

“Alright, go again.”

“Puhuhut. I won’t mess up this time-nya! Roar-nya! I was hungry, and look who I’ve found-nya!”

Theo redelivered the line.

“Eeek! A tiger!”

Taecho gave a convincingly scared expression.

It was rough, but—

Wow. Taecho’s acting is really good.

She could be a real actress someday.

With dad-vision turned on, Sejun was already dreaming of blockbuster casting.

“Roar-nya! You look tasty-nya!”

Theo licked his lips and crept closer.

And as he got near—

(What do I do?! I have to do something!) “Oh dear! Big Brother! I’ve finally found you! How have you been all this time?!”

Taecho suddenly bowed deeply and spoke in a joyful voice.

“Roar-nya?! Why would I, Tiger Theo, be your brother-nya?! You think I won’t eat you just because you said that-nya?!”

“Big Brother, it’s me! Taecho! Don’t you remember? Surely you haven’t forgotten the parents who raised you?!”

“Nya?! Are you calling me an unfilial feline?! And how could I be your brother—I’m a tiger and you’re a human-nya?!”

“No! You were once human too, Big Brother!”

“Really-nya?!”

Good. Sejun smiled in satisfaction from the sidelines. The performance was going smoothly.

But then—

[A quest has appeared.]

[Quest: Please find and bring back 3 of the “Children of Creation Tainted by Destruction” who have fallen behind in <Necucha> and bring them to the Kindergarten of Destruction.]

Reward: +15% capacity to [Radiant Earring of Darkness], +9% Earth Lv. 4 evolution EXP

A quest interrupted the rehearsal.

“Three of them?”

Too many children to ignore. If something went wrong in <Necucha>, it could become serious.

And the reward for three...!

Although the 9% EXP might seem small, it wasn’t.

Earth now needed double the EXP to level up to Level 5—so percentages looked smaller but the actual EXP gain was bigger than before.

“Alright, kids. Let’s go pick up some new friends.”

“Puhuhut. Sounds good-nya!”

Queng!

Kking!

“Taecho wants to come with Daddy too!”

And so, Sejun and his group set out to pick up the new recruits for the Kindergarten of Destruction.

“Sejun, be safe!”

[Sejun-nim, please return safely!]

Aileen and Flamy saw them off.

As Sejun and his party departed from Earth—

Kuuung.

A violet Tower landed on Earth ahead of schedule.

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