Solo Farming In The Tower-Chapter 46Vol 2. : Welcome to the Kindergarten of Destruction! ()

99th Floor of the Black Tower.

The moment Sejun dumped the Children of Destruction on him and ran—

I'm screwed!

How am I supposed to take care of all of them?!

Forby was in despair.

He didn’t have enough Tower Coins to cover the astronomical lodging fees, so chasing after Sejun was out of the question.

But then—

—Forby, who are these kids?

The moment he saw the Nine Elders—

That’s right! The grandpas!

They raised their own kids into full-grown dragons, so surely they’d know how to handle children!

Hope was born.

But he should’ve thought harder.

About how his ✧ NоvеIight ✧ (Original source) grandfather had raised him.

And how he had treated his grandfather in return.

While Forby was clinging to the baseless hope that the elders would be good caretakers—

—So these are the next Creator Gods under Sejun’s care.

—Children, come here.

The Elders greeted the Children of Destruction.

“Grandpas, Sejun said to take them on a 3-day, 2-night field trip to the Dragon Grounds.”

Forby gave the reason he brought the children—and stealthily dumped their care on the Elders.

And then—

—Really?! Kuhahaha! Then we should go to the domain of us Great Black Dragons, closest to the Black Tower!

—What are you saying?! The domain of the Great Golden Dragons is the only answer!

—No way! The next Creator Gods are clearly headed to the domain of the Great Great Green Dragons!

The Elders, their pride at stake, started arguing over who would take the Children of Destruction to their grounds first.

“Sigh...”

Seeing no end in sight, Forby muttered,

“Hm.”

‘What would Sejun do in this situation?’

He began thinking like Sejun.

Ah!

“All right! Line up behind the dragon statue in your favorite color!”

Let the children decide.

“Yes—!”

The children quickly lined up behind the statue of their chosen color.

—Only one...?

—Kaiser, just one kid? Look behind me! I’ve got two! Wahahaha!

The Elders were either elated or crushed depending on how many kids stood behind them.

And then—

—Looks like I have the most. The next Creator Gods must love gold! Huhuhahaha!

Artemis Yul, Elder of the Great Golden Dragons, was thrilled to see five children standing behind him.

However—

“Waaah~! Shongshongi’s sausage is bigger than Mulmuli’s!”

“Really? Then Grandpa will eat a little of Mulmuli’s. Nom. Now they’re the same size, right?”

“Waaah~! My sausage~!”

“Waaaah~!”

“Hey... kids, calm down!”

Why did I bring five of them...

It took less than an hour for Artemis to regret his decision.

***

“Hehehe. Now that we’ve handed the kids off, let’s go on vacation!”

“Puhuhut. Sounds good-nya! I can’t wait to go on vacation with the Great Hybrid Chairman Park-nya!”

“Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut! I’m excited to go with Theo too!”

Kkuhehehe. Queng!

[Hehehe. Queng is super excited too-da yo!]

Kkihihit. Kking!

[Heehee. Master! The Great Kkamang is pumped!]

Sejun and the crew were thrilled about their vacation.

He vowed to spend his golden 3-day holiday like it was made of diamonds!

“Everyone, hurry home!”

Sejun rushed to the house.

As soon as he arrived at the Kindergarten of Destruction—

“Aileen, Taecho, Flamy, ready? Let’s go!”

After calling out the rest of the group, he headed to the kitchen and grabbed the pre-packed picnic lunch.

Aileen, thanks to a reckless upgrade yesterday, had unlocked a new skill with the [Radiant Earrings of Darkness], allowing her power to be weakened for 20 hours.

The skill, called "Booster," multiplied the annual absorption capacity of the earrings, letting them absorb her power for a temporary period of 20 hours.

In exchange, for three months, the [Radiant Earrings of Darkness] would be inactive while processing the absorbed power.

And—

[Huff!]

Flamy, to join the vacation, used <Law of the Tree of Creation: Weaken When Holding Breath> and <Authority: Frail Pretty Girl> to suppress her power.

But—

[Still not enough!]

At this rate, her powers would return halfway through the trip, forcing her to return to the kindergarten early.

[Everyone, gather up!]

So she summoned all the trees from the School of Creation and the World Tree School.

[Everyone! We’re starting nutrient training now! You’ll keep this up until my vacation ends!]

[What?!]

[Huh?!]

She distributed her energy-laced supplements among the trees, finishing her vacation preparations.

“Alright, let’s head out!”

And so, Sejun and his party departed for their vacation spot—Neverland.

Two minutes later.

Boom.

Kkuhehehe. Queng?!

[Hehehe. Dad! Did Queng look cool just now-da yo?!]

Queng, carrying everyone, landed in Neverland with a superhero landing.

“Yeah. (That was a perfect superhero landing.)”

Sejun cupped his hands over Queng’s ears and whispered quietly so the others wouldn’t hear.

If the others heard Sejun praising Queng, the rest of the vacation would be spent complimenting their own superhero landings for at least 3 hours.

“Everyone, I rented this whole place today—ride whatever you want!”

Sejun said proudly. Thankfully, he kept his expression in check and avoided being trampled.

Then—

“Puhuhut. Chairman Park! That ride looks fun-nya!”

Theo pointed with his front paw at the S-Express ride.

“Yeah? Then let’s start with that.”

The group began enjoying their vacation in earnest.

Moments later.

Rumble.

The train took off at 100km/h.

What they didn’t realize: the S-Express was infamous in Neverland for being the most terrifying ride—high drops and near-vertical plunges designed to thrill.

But—

“Sejun, this is too slow.”

“Chairman Park, this is boring-nya! Let’s try something else-nya!”

“Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut. Sejun-nim, do humans really enjoy this kind of thing?”

[Hehe. Sejun-nim, it’s lame, but at least the wind feels nice.]

Queng! Queng?!

[Dad, this is too slow-da yo! Can Queng speed it up-da yo?!]

(Bat-Bat: Brother, sisters, should I open a dimensional portal up ahead?)

Kkihihit. Kking! Kking!

[Heehee! Master! This speed is too slow for the Great Kkamang! Faster!]

“Dad, Taecho’s bored.”

To the group, the ride was painfully dull.

And even Sejun thought:

‘Was it always this boring?’

No wonder—it was hard to enjoy a ride after moving at supersonic speeds on Queng just moments earlier.

Maybe slower rides would be better.

Since thrills and speed weren’t cutting it, Sejun decided to look for a different type of ride.

“Let’s go try that one next.”

He took the group to the bumper cars.

‘Hehehe. Bumper cars are all about technique. As the Crown Prince of Bumper Cars, victory is mine.’

Sejun grinned wickedly as he grabbed the wheel.

Honestly, he was the only one who had ever driven before, so his advantage was clear.

However—

Kkihihit. Kking!

[Heehee! Let’s go, everyone!]

“Yes!”

Screech!

Shimmer!

...

..

.

Sejun’s plan fell apart thanks to the Kkamang Family and their six bumper cars.

Paired in twos, one driving and one on pedals, the Kkamang Family coordinated perfectly.

Kkihihit. Kking! Kking!

[Heehee! The Great Kkamang is charging! Out of the way!]

Six bumper cars rushed forward in formation.

And—

Kking!

[First target: the master!]

Under Kkamang’s command, all six crashed into Sejun’s car, boxing him in.

“Hey! Surrounding me like this is cheating!”

Sejun protested.

But—

Kkihihit. Kking?!

[Heehee! Master! Isn’t the Great Kkamang amazing at driving too?!]

Kkamang was too pleased with himself to hear Sejun.

“Puhuhut! Great Hybrid Chairman Park! I, Vice-Chairman Theo, shall aid you-nya! Iona, hit the gas-nya!”

“Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut! Yes!”

From afar, Theo and Iona’s bumper car raced toward Sejun.

Then—

Kking!

[Retreat, everyone!]

The Kkamang Family quickly scattered.

“...Nya?!”

Leaving Theo to crash head-on into Sejun.

“Chairman Park, move-nya!!”

“How am I supposed to move here?!”

Crash!

“Nya... Chairman Park... I’m sorry-nya...”

As Theo apologized—

Kkihihit. Kking!

[Heehee! Charge again!]

The six bumper cars returned and trapped Sejun and Theo again.

While the Kkamang Family toyed with them—

“This pedal makes it go? Hyah. Still too slow. Maybe harder...?”

Crunch.

Aileen stomped on her pedal and broke it.

Queng?! Queng!

[Huh? This one’s defective?! The wheel came off-da yo!]

Queng accidentally yanked out the wheel. It seemed defective—but definitely wasn’t.

And—

[I should be steering, as the second child!]

“No! Taecho wants to steer!”

(Bat-Bat: When do I press the pedal?)

Flamy, Bat-Bat, and Taecho’s car couldn’t even decide who was in charge of what.

As expected of Sejun’s family—complete chaos.

A moment later.

“Kyuu-kyuu-kyuu—Young Master Park Kkamang, how is this fun?!”

Despite pressing the pedal like crazy, Iona’s bumper car wouldn’t move. She entered her furious third stage: Kyuu Level 3.

Kking! Kking!

[Run! She’s mad!]

The Kkamang Family fled.

Then—

“Sejun, this isn’t fun.”

Aileen stepped out of her bumper car with a mildly annoyed look.

“Wanna ride with me?”

“Mm!”

She sat right next to Sejun.

At the same time, a rich, fragrant scent wafted into Sejun’s nose.

‘Gasp!’

He couldn’t think straight. Especially when her body brushed against his.

Thump! Thump!

Heart, calm down! Chill!

He was nervous she’d hear it.

And—

Thump! Thump!

Will he hear my heartbeat?

Aileen was just as flustered.

“...Then I’ll start driving.”

“...Okay.”

Their bumper car moved quietly.

“Puhuhut. I, Vice-Chairman Theo, was going first-nya! Kkamang, outta the way-nya!”

Kking! Kking! Kking!

[No! The Great Kkamang was going first! Move aside, big bro!]

“Kyuu-kyuu-kyuu—”

Kking!

[Run!]

Pop.

Queng! Queng!

[Switched cars, but the wheel came off again-da yo! Fifth defective one already-da yo!]

“Heehee. Taecho is the best driver! Bat-Bat oppa, let’s go!”

(Bat-Bat: Got it, youngest! Hitting the pedal now.)

[Youngest! Turn the wheel right.]

“Huh? Right? Which way is right?”

[The hand you hold a spoon with.]

“Oh!”

It was chaos around them.

But—

“Heehee. It was boring alone, but it’s fun with you, Sejun.”

“Hehehe. Me too.”

Inside Sejun and Aileen’s car, everything was peaceful.

***

After the bumper cars, the group tried more rides.

“Should we eat lunch now?”

“Yeah.”

“Puhuhut. Sounds good-nya!”

Sejun laid out a picnic mat on the grass and unpacked the food.

“Mom, where should I put this?”

“Let’s place it here.”

“Okay!”

Everyone helped set the food.

Once everything was ready—

“Let’s eat.”

They all dug in. Maybe it was from playing so hard, but the food tasted even better than usual.

Soon after—

Kkihihit. Kking! Kking!

[Heehee! Youngest! Try to catch the Great Kkamang oppa! I’m faster than the wind!]

“Taecho’s faster!”

Kkamang and Taecho started running across the grass.

(Bat-Bat: I’ve come up with a great song! Let’s throw away all our worries~ and go on vacation~)

Bat-Bat, riding Sejun’s shoulder, sang a song he just made up.

[Hehe. It’s warm and cozy.]

Flamy lay in Aileen’s lap, basking in the sun.

“Puhuhut. This is the best-nya!”

“Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut. Same here.”

Theo and Iona cozied up on Sejun’s lap.

Kkuhehehe. Queng! Queng!

[Hehehe. Just like Daddy’s farm—there are ants here too-da yo! Hello, ants!]

Queng greeted the ants on Earth happily.

A picture-perfect scene of peace.

Then—

Glance.

Sejun and Aileen, checking their surroundings, locked eyes.

Slide.

They gently held hands.

This vacation is the best!

Sejun and Aileen smiled brightly at each other.

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