SSS-Grade Cafe in Front of The Dungeon-Chapter 1

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[Information] Highly recommended good restaurants to the leveled hunters (136)

Upvotes: 10 / Downvotes: 53

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Writer: HingHangHong

Hunters who were awakened in last month’s B-Class Instance Dungeon should know this much, so please beware.

Burger King Guild, Jungang-dong Branch

Why franchise in the first place???

As you know, there are no good restaurants in front of the Hunter Guild. You’ll be excited because it’s a town where the buildings are brightly structured, but they’ll charge you 50,000 for a bowl of soup.

Now that you’ve awakened, there must be some bugs who say that ₩50,000 is cheap for a rice soup. Yeye. It’s ₩5,000 for a refill of Radish Kimchi hahahahahaha The soup tastes like a pig’s foot are soaked in it.

Don’t waste your time and go to the franchise, yes.

There’s a two-story building in front of the back door of the Royal Guild Headquarters, the Whopper is so delicious.

Hyunwoo’s One Meal

3 minutes from the main gate of the Dungeon Management Office in Jongno 3-ga. Yep, I strongly recommend this restraurant to civil servant hunters.

They serve a lot of side dishes, but the pork cutlet is delicious. If you don’t go early, they run out and you can’t eat it ㅠㅠㅠㅠ I want to eat some too. Stop eating the pork cutlet.

There are a lot of people, but if you say you’re a Hunter, they will treat you well.

For reference, this place runs by the head of the Emergency Dungeon Countermeasures team, A-Class Kang Hyunwoo’s mother. If you pretend to be a hunter in this place, it won’t look good.

There’s a time when Kang Hyunwoo himself kicked out a C-Class for trying to sucking up to him here.

Etermore

If you look at the first two, you’ll think I am a cheap person. Yep, sometimes you need to to eat expensive foods too.

It’s near the Hunter Market Apgujeong branch. Address 27 Market 2nd Street.

It will be easy to find because the signpost smells like money that refuses cheap people.

It’s expensive, but it has a good atmosphere and the dessert is served as a full course. It’s nice place to talk because it’s quiet when you get a room LOL Even if it’s expensive, the wine is cheaper than a bottle of low-grade healing potion.

Hunters belonging to CNL have a dinner party here.

The Big 3 class is awesome ㄷㄷ.

Extra.

I don’t know the name. There’s a cafe in front of the Abyss Dungeon Gate.

It’s a neighborhood with nothing, but there’s a cafe.

There was something written on the sign, but I don’t know what it meant.

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Here.

But the coffee is so delicious. I thought I was going to faint after taking one sip. I just ordered an Americano, but the smell is different.

Try it. What should I say … anyway, it’s super delicious.

And I don’t know if it’s because of my mood,

I drank two cups of coffee there and went to the dungeon to deal with the dungeon quest’s mobs. I got hit because I missed my skill, but my stamina didn’t wear out. It was an ice dungeon, but it wasn’t cold; it’s strange.

Oh, there’s a cat in the cafe, it’s so cute.

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— Hamster-jjang: Shut up with the food articles.

— HaHa: If you go to the guild, you can eat hamburgers. Pork and rice soup costs ₩50,000

└ Kim Seonghyeon: It costs ₩80,000 for a Galbitang.

└ 10th Year Hunter: I am a 10th year hunter and I only eat hamburgers when I go to the guild.

— My Name is Hing: The food taste in Etermore has changed TT

— BY THE WAY: Hyunwoo’s pork cutlet is so delicious

└ OO: Isn’t it famous for Kang Hyunwoo, not for the food?

└ dda***: What are you talking about, you bastard?

└ Buy me a Golem: Did you also get kicked by Kang Hyunwoo?

└ MM: God Hyunwoo ^^

└ arc: ***God Hyunwoo ^^

— Weak-Jin: CNL was having a dinner party in Etermore? frickin envy;

└ Elixir Dasam: I hope there are no hunters who want to go to CNL after seeing this article. They thrown the B-class hunters into third-tier party and they don’t even take the advanced dungeons. A structure that benefits only the long-term.

└ I love you Eunrang: Yeah, it’s right. This story if famous. Just pay and eat at Etermore.

└ OO: It’s better to delete this, Elixir. CNL Legal Team manages the SNS.

— Double Bianco: What is it, other than sleep, there’s a cafe in front of the Abyss??? I’ve never seen anything like that???

└ DungDungTakTak: It’s to be viral hahahaha secretly putting a shop to be viral among famous restaurants

└ HingHangHong: It’s not viral. It was really awesome. Why do I need to make it viral?

└ Little Pink Jelly: Why aren’t you posting pictures of the cat?

└ HingHangHong: That cat is quick-witted. When I try to take out my camera, it hides. TT Oh, there’s also a slime.

— OO: Even if it’s for virality, is it make sense that a coffee drink can keep your strength intact? Stop exaggerating

└ GreenOnionForever: If that’s the case, instead of potions, they’ll run around dungeon drinking coffee

└ wab***: HingHangHong, were you perhaps attacked by a mental monster? LOL

— Selling Human Rights: You need to drink potion, but instead you drank coffee, HingHangHong must be a C-Class.

└ HingHangHong: It’s not viral marketing!!!!!! Just try it yourself and speak!!!!

└ OO: Tut Tut. Are you proud that you made a skill mistake with a mob hahahahahahahahahahahaha

— HingHangHong: It’s unbelievable, but it’s really not a viral marketing. It’s not a shame to be a C-class. Why are you making fun of me with grades, you old-fashioned bastards TT The coffee was truly godly TT

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[Chatting] Is this the viral cafe? (5)

Upvotes: 9 / Downvotes: 1

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Writer: Lime Love Team

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I had a business on Abyss neighborhood so I went there, is this the one, right?

It’s out of town.

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— OO: I think it’s right? The building looks the same. [Link]

— red***: Why did they set up a cafe there? I feel sorry because they were fooled by the real estate’s owner.

— Lime Love Team: It looks like they are open because the lights are on. Shall we go see hahaha

└ LottoJackpotWish: HingHangHong viral attempt is succesful?????

└ HingHangHong: It’s not for viral!!!

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[Chatting] I went to that cafe earlier. (with photo proof) (14)

Upvotes: 15 / Downvotes: 1

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Writer: Lime Love Team

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Coffee certified haha I ordered a cafe latte based on the owner’s recommendation.

Delicious rich taste.

The coffee is really savory and soft LOL It tastes much better than buying it in front of the guild headquarters.

I’m not tired and my body is not cold, this makes no sense hahahaha

I’m not that savvy enough hahahahahahahahahahahaha

The taste is A+.

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— zba***: Is the coffee that good? Shall I go too?

└ Lime Love Team: yes yes the taste yum

└ Heonchanzeekimi: HingHangHong viral success??????

└ HingHangHong: It’s not for viral— The bastards who didn’t believe me when I said that――

— Little Pink Jelly: Is there a cat? Post the picture

└ Lime Love Team: I only can take this

└ Little Pink Jelly: There’s no picture of the cat? There are only slimes

└ Lime Love Team: The cat is quick to noice, it’s hiding. The red slime is big.

— Lime Love Team: Huh??? I’m about to go out after eating, but I saw a person from Cheongra Guild

└ MM: Heol LOL go get your autograph

└ ddd***: Crazy, why did you get autographs hahahaha

└ MM: You won’t get autographs if you see Cheongra?

└ ddd***: Already lined up with papers

└ Weak-Jin: What’s up with the guys above hahahahahahahahahaha

└ Lime Love Team: I think he’s a reguler; Handsome. Age. 60 years old. My chest. Ddum ddum.

└ DungDungTakTak: What are you saying? hahahaha typing in a hurry

└ OO: Heol Cheongra, should I go there too?

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[Chatting] I went to the cafe in front of the dungeon and came into the dungeon (8)

Upvotes: 1 / Downvotes: 17

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Writer: Lime Love Team

Testimonial.

I’m sorry for doubting you, HingHangHong.

100% crit boost when using skills.

It’s a skill that has less than 10% crit rate, but it’s a critical hit every time I use it; this is the first time it happened.

It’s splendid.

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— HingHangHong: Do you understand now?

└ Lime Love Team: It’s gleaming m__m

— Hellfire Dumpling: Lime Love too, you are the same with HingHangHong tut tut

└ Lime Love Team: I feel like I’ll get a crit if I hit you ^0^

— OO: Is there a potion in the coffee? hahahahaha

└ rtj***: Is there anything left to sell if you add potions to coffee? LOL

└ Lime Love Team: I feel sorry for those who don’t know this taste TT

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[Flexing] Hit a full jackpot on the Enchantment HAHAHAHAHAHA

Upvotes: 33 / Downvotes: 5

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Writer: Cave Black Gomtang

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I was prepared to ruin the item and ran an S-class enchantment, but it was a success hahahaha

I actually went to that cafe.

The viral cafe in front of the dungeon that HingHangHong visited. I drank the coffee there.

I think the coffee is magical.

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— OO: CKCKCK Congrats

— OO: Awesome. I am so jealous.

— Weak-Jin: S-Class Enchantment, I’m nervous, so how do I turn it; I’m giving away a house

— Cherry Dumpling: You said you went to that cafe???

└ Cave Black Gomtang: I just went there because Lime Love saw a person from Cheongra guild there, and I tasted the coffee

└ Cherry Dumpling: Whoaa … shall I go too …

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[Chatting] I came to the cafe in front of the dungeon. (with Proof) (2)

Upvotes: 7 / Downvotes: 0

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Writer: Cyber Cuisine King

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There are too many people, so I can’t eat and just go back ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

Those in the picture are all rankers. I see more rankers there than in Hunter’s Night hahahahahahahaha

Where did all the people who said HingHangHong is a scammer go?

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— Echanted Amazing Dream: I waited for two hours TT

— OO: But what is the name of this place? No signboard?

└ ddd***: It’s like … what did they say.

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This isn’t it. It definitely wasn’t this.

“Yes, two Americanos, please.”

The ordered menu was served quickly, but the line showed no sign of shrinking.

Where are all the customers coming from?

I just … I just wanted to relax!

I quit being a salary slave, and now I’m becoming a coffee slave.