The Civil Servant's Job is to Raise The Furries!-Chapter 203 - 202: A Mouth Smeared with Cinnabar

Xu Ying gestured an "ok" with his fingers: "Now, let me share three fun facts with everyone~ Camels flash a mysterious smile when they ruminate, each camel ruminates for 6-8 hours a day, and "Compendium of Materia Medica" notes that camel regurgitation can be used as medicine~"

Many viewers in the livestream studio were becoming fans of Little Xu Station Chief, who was both humorously sharp-tongued and knowledgeable.

[Whenever Little Xu Station Chief shows up, the show becomes so entertaining!]

[Did Little Xu Station Chief rub some red lead on his lips? Love it, love it!]

[The camel’s smile is so mesmerizing and slightly lewd!]

[Camel: Lewd? This is a noble smile, okay]

[This camel’s expression looks just like me sneaking a midnight snack of takeout]

As everyone was preparing to make acquaintances with shovels and six camels to bond a bit—

One large male camel suddenly stood up, leisurely ambled over to Jia Yao, and with a "plop," dropped a steaming pile of dung.

The comment section exploded instantly, scrolling away:

[Camel’s show of dominance]

[Jia Yao’s pupils shaking.gif]

Jia Yao’s fans were infuriated, grumbling: [Why is this camel so uncultured? A national-level protected waste!]

Jia Yao’s face, dubbed "godly looks" by fans, twisted instantly. He stumbled back two steps, and his expensive limited-edition sneakers left messy marks in the sand. When the steaming pile splattered on his pants, his well-maintained fingers clutched his throat, and his Adam’s apple bobbed intensely—

"Ugh—!"

The top idol performed a textbook dry heave on the spot, covering his mouth and stumbling towards the temporary bathroom set up by the show crew.

And Jia Yao’s fans, witnessing their idol’s genuine dry heave on camera, felt their rose-tinted glasses shatter in an instant. 𝘧𝓇𝑒𝑒𝑤ℯ𝑏𝓃𝘰𝑣ℯ𝘭.𝘤ℴ𝘮

They were left speechless.

Comments went wild:

[The downfall of a top star]

[Camel: This is my way of cheering you on]

[Brand representatives are advised to hire the camel as a laxative spokesman]

Even more incredible was when Jia Yao ran off, his height-increasing insole slipped halfway out of his boot. Xu Ying teased with a twig, "Teacher Jia! You’ve dropped your beloved height boost!"

The show reached peak comedy!

Viewers watching the livestream in the morning were woken up by laughter and couldn’t help but share the show link with friends and family; any show with Little Xu Station Chief is just too hilarious!

With this little episode over, the pooper-scooper task officially began.

Five people braved themselves and stepped into the camel pen, only to be driven back by the overbearing smell.

Ming Xueying immediately covered her nose, retching, Yao Yingzhe looked even worse than the dung, and Jia Yao’s disdainful expression turned colder.

Ye Jie adapted quite quickly and had already started figuring out how to use the shovel.

As for Jiang Mo... he rolled up his sleeves and just went right in.

Xu Ying, holding a little fox, swung his legs on the fence and cheerfully instructed, "Good luck, you have two hours, and the group that doesn’t finish can only eat compressed biscuits for lunch~"

Being the boss feels fantastic, who knows!?

Next is a live broadcast of the camel pen—

Ming Xueying had specifically worn a post-apocalyptic style outfit, the season’s hottest — distressed leather waist cincher paired with studded knee pads, and those five-figure limited edition tactical boots stamped deep and shallow prints in the sand.

She was utterly satisfied with her reflection in the mirror before leaving home; the outfit was a perfect match for the desert, every shot screamed blockbuster quality, and her fans could screenshot a ton of stunning images.

Who would’ve thought the first filming location would be a dung field!

What a tragedy!

"Miss Ming, these boots are nice," Xu Ying squatted on the fence and mercilessly ridiculed, "The anti-slip soles are especially suitable for scooping poop~"

She had barely finished her sentence when Ming Xueying stepped right into fresh camel dung, the grooves of her tactical boots immediately packed with brownish matter.

The comment section went crazy with laughter:

[Post-apocalyptic style instantly turned to real "waste" style]

[The value of these boots just plummeted]

[Suggest renaming it "Dung Style Fashion Guide"]

On Yao Yingzhe’s side, it was even more tragic.

The old man was trembling like he was DJing with the shovel, and after much effort, scooped up a pile, only to have it slip from his hand and splatter all over his pants leg.

Ming Xueying wanted to help, maintaining her respecting-her-elders persona, but used too much force, the dung ball she scooped traced a perfect parabola in the air and landed squarely on Yao Yingzhe’s back.

"My Canada Goose down jacket!!" Yao Yingzhe screamed, his fluffy, warm down jacket instantly turned into an abstract art piece.

Ming Xueying was so panicked her tactical gloves fell off: "Sorry Teacher Yao! I’ll...I’ll pay for your dry cleaning!"

Xu Ying’s shoulders shook with suppressed laughter, "Dry cleaning? I suggest cremation."

In stark contrast to the chaos with Ming Xueying, things were serene with Ye Jie.

She wore the rubber gloves provided by the show, although her movements were inexperienced, she was especially earnest.

She even chatted with the camels: "You guys eat a lot every day, so you poop a lot too, huh..."

Camel: "..."

After scooping each pile, she kindly patted the camel: "Please stand further away, don’t dirty your little feet~"

The most incredible moment was when a camel suddenly approached her and blew a breath near her ear.

Ye Jie wasn’t angry at all, instead nodding seriously: "Mm-hmm, what you eat does seem to make you a bit heated."

[Wow, she’s got such a good temper, not even losing cool over this; if she’s pretending, that’s quite a skill.]

[Actually, on the show, Ye Jie hasn’t really acted out much, but once she starts interacting with guests, scandals seem to pop up, making some suspect other guests are paying to blacken her.]

[Recommend awarding the title of Best Friend of Camels]

[You viewers are really strange, cursing her to death yesterday, in love, today... truly fickle.]

When Ming Xueying was with her messy hair, and boots covered in unidentifiable substances, Ye Jie’s rubber boots still maintained their original color.

What was even more infuriating was when a little camel rubbed against her shoulder affectionately—and the camera passing by perfectly captured this moment.

Xu Ying shook his head looking at the monitor, "Some people can dress extravagantly, but genuine sincerity exceeds any treasure."

Ming Xueying’s trendy boots with heels made walking difficult, and she staggered along the sand. Her foot slipped, and she fell right into a pile of dung. Her once-priceless post-apocalyptic outfit finally completed its elegant transformation from "fashion shoot" to "true vagabond."

The camera turned to Jia Yao’s group.

Jia Yao returned after vomiting.

His face remained cold, and while his actions were swift, his mood clearly hadn’t improved; the show hadn’t even been running for a day, and his persona was already on the verge of collapsing, hardly any positive buzz had been generated.

Jia Yao shoveled, but the dung clung to the shovel and wouldn’t come off, he frowned and gave it a strong shake—

"Splat!"

A clump of dung splattered directly onto the camera lens.

Camera operator: "..."

Really wants to file an injury report!