The Devil Doctor's Spicy Love-Chapter 405: Easy peasy. Just...die?

"Sooooo what’s exactly happening with you?"

Hou Tengqi and Meng Rin’s engagement ceremony was hardly a few days away and Mingshen, curious as he was, wanted to know Bai Yingtai’s story. He knew the sleepyhead liked Meng Rin and as his Boss, he was actually looking forward to going head to head with Hou Tengqi once the latter would learn about another man’s feelings for his soon to be wife.

Sadly, that day never came. Since Mingshen’s entertainment was at stake here, he finally came to meet him today.

"Wasn’t she your patient?"

Bai Yingtai, hugging his body-sized teddy bear, had his back to him. It looked like he was in lala land but Mingshen knew he wasn’t. Not if he truly loved Meng Rin. Not if he had the stomach to watch her get engaged to an abusive man like Hou Tengqi.

Mingshen smiled. "Start talking before I start some loud music here. I swear I will tear off your ear drums."

Bai Yingtai sleepily looked behind, frowning at Mingshen. He pursed his lips and spoke in such a low decibel that it was a test of Mingshen’s hearing abilities.

"I forgot to bring my translator. Bojing!"

Bojing’s head popped in tremblingly. "Y-You called for me Boss?"

Mingshen pointed at him. "Speak human language for me."

Bojing looked at him and said, "Senior Bai?"

Bai Yingtai looked up from his teddy bear and mumbled something to Bojing. Bojing gasped and in turn, said to Mingshen, "M-Meng Rin st-stopped with the appointments!"

"Her insomnia got cured?"

"He says no..."

"Then why did she stop?"

Bai Yingtai was dozing off but a kick from Mingshen jolted him right back from his sleepy state. Barely though.

Bojing heard him and gasped again. "Se-Senior Bai confessed to her...?"

Mingshen arched his brow. "Finally, you did something other than sleeping. Let me guess. She rejected you."

They weren’t sure if his droopy face looked droopy because he was sleepy or depressed. Bojing, ever the sensitive man in any room, burst into tears and stepped forward to hug him, but Bai Yingtai moved away with lightning speed as if his life was on the line. 𝚏𝐫𝚎𝗲𝕨𝐞𝐛𝕟𝚘𝐯𝚎𝗹.𝕔𝐨𝗺

"Se-Senior Bai...?"

He mumbled something to which he cried. "M-My hugs are n-not vicious!"

Mingshen refused to comment on that.

"So what are you gonna do?"

His lips moved in a whisper and Bojing said, wiping his tears, "Whether sh-she likes me or not is irrelevant. She is s-scared of that man a-and so she d-doesn’t want to give me a ch-chance. She is f-forced to accept her engagement."

"So what are you gonna do?"

"Crash it."

Bojing immediately went speechless after conveying his message - "..."

"And how will you crash it?"

Bai Yingtai drowsily looked into Mingshen’s eyes and yawned. He whispered, "No engagement with a dead groom..."

For a change, even Mingshen managed to hear that.

Bojing gasped. "Y-You want to kill H-Hou Tengqi?"

He tilted his head. "That looks to be the easiest option..."

Bojing sniffled. "He w-won’t stand a chance against you..."

They both looked at Bojing at once with a very particular stare.

"W-what?"

Mingshen smiled. "A killing machine should stay quiet."

"..."

Mingshen then flashed a smile at Bai Yingtai next. "Any particular murder plans you have thought of?"

He frowned as if asking ’Why do I have to think of that? I can just barge in and crush his sorry head.’

"So you want to become a murderer in front of a hundred people attending the ceremony? Including where your brother could be too?"

His younger brother and a lead starrer in several successful dramas, Bai Caishen, would be present at the ceremony too as Meng Rin’s side of the guests. Though that was a big ’if.’ Knowing Hou Tengqi, the guest list would all be but from his side.

Bai Yingtai didn’t care if it was a hundred men or a thousand men or if his brother would be present or not.

"And with so many witnesses, you assume your good deeds would go unnoticed? How am I exactly supposed to stop the handcuffs getting on you? I mean," he waved his hand, blushing, "I could just seduce Spicy but I don’t wanna get in the way of her duties~ It’s already hard enough for her as it is to resist me."

Somewhere, Jia sneezed. Her nose twitched with annoyance.

Is somebody talking about me?

Bai Yingtai furrowed his brows. "So what should I do?"

He smiled. "Poison your dearest little brother."

Bojing - "..."

"B-Boss...! How could you su-suggest something like that?"

Bai Yingtai held a blank look. "Caishen might not like it..."

Bojing threw him an incredulous look.

That’s your concern? What about the fact that you two are plotting his death!

Mingshen yawned. "Nobody likes dying. Everybody except Spicy and me is too selfish and greedy to pollute the world with their stupidity. But sacrifices are needed at times. Soooo he has to die," he shrugged.

Bojing cried. "Boss, d-don’t say something s-so-"

Bai Yingtai already folded his hands as if in remembrance of the departed soul. "You will be missed, Caishen. Please forgive me..."

At the end, his head was lolling further downwards to hit his much loved sleep.

"..."

"Y-you will kill your own brother to b-be with Meng Rin?" Tears pooled in his eyes.

"Caishen...will understand..." He finally collapsed on the couch, entering into his beloved sleep realm. This was the point that no kicking or shouting would wake him up from his slumber. Mingshen wondered if the main reason was him dreaming of some R-rated scenes with Meng Rin. He shrugged.

"No jacking off in the office or I will keep you awake for the rest of your miserable life."

Mingshen then turned to Bojing and said, "Bojing. Call his brother and tell him that he has to die."

"..."

"Y-you are informing him!?" He gasped.

"I mean you can ask him politely if can he just die for his brother? Whatever gets me the end result I need," he shrugged.

"Y-You..."

"For the most spectacular performance of his life, yes, I’m informing him. Well, it would have been interesting to test his on-the-go abilities, but then again, how would I be able to test my darling poisons on him?" He smiled. "That’s the fun part I don’t wanna miss."