The Dramatic Crown Princess Wants to Poison Me!-Chapter 200: A Rotten Idea

Xia Wenjin suddenly felt the heavens were full of malice towards her.

Some things, she knew the outcome, but she couldn’t say it because there was no explanation.

But if she didn’t say anything, her father would definitely go against her wishes to make sure she survived.

Is she still only able to escape?

She helplessly said, "Uncle Bai can’t really catch me back, it’s just that we’ve talked, and he knows I truly don’t want to marry Huangfu Yuxuan. Plus, Uncle Bai doesn’t know about my imminent death!"

Xia Sichen patted her shoulder and said, "Wenjin, this is as much as I can help you!"

Xia Wenjin brushed off his hand and said gloomily, "Looks like I’m destined to become someone who can’t return to the village!"

Xia Sichen’s eyes turned, and suddenly he said, "It’s not like there’s no way. I have a method that can stop the old man from forcing you to marry Huangfu Yuxuan."

"What method?"

Xia Sichen smirked, "Think about it, you’re not married, Huangfu Yuxuan isn’t married, your dad is forcing you to marry him to save your life. What if Huangfu Yuxuan gets married? Or if you get married first?"

Huangfu Yuxuan marries?

That’s a bit far-fetched. Besides, Xia Wenjin had no interest in dealing with him, much less seeing him.

She marries?

Who would she marry?

Xia Wenjin muttered, "Lousy idea!"

But Xia Sichen got interested, "This isn’t a lousy idea, there’s already a suitable person. Hey, Wenjin, I think that kid earlier was pretty good, willing to fight for you to the point of almost leaving your brother’s life behind. You see, I’m hurting all over now from that kid’s beating."

"You hit him too!" Xia Wenjin reminded him, seeing he was acting all theatrical again.

Xia Sichen pointed at Xia Wenjin, "See, what did I say? You haven’t even started yet, and you’re already defending him. Isn’t this promising?"

Xia Wenjin looked at him speechlessly, stood up, pointed at herself, and said to Xia Sichen, "Open your eyes and look, am I male or female right now?"

Xia Sichen rolled his eyes, "Even if I close my eyes, you’re still a girl! I don’t have a brother who’s a girl!"

Impossible to communicate.

How did she have such a foolish brother?

Xia Wenjin said speechlessly, "Since I went down the mountain, I’ve been in male attire. In his eyes, I’m a man, got it?"

Xia Sichen shook his head, rapidly shook his head, then shook his head like a rattle drum, "Don’t understand! What does it matter what he thinks? You’re a girl, just go in front of him and tell him your real identity, simple as that." His eyes twinkled with craftiness, and he chuckled, "No need for explanation, just go back, enter his room, climb his bed, done deal! Everything sorted without explanation!"

"Get lost!" How could there be such a brother? Unable to tolerate it, Xia Wenjin kicked him, sending him tumbling, this time really down from the roof.

But Xia Sichen, undaunted by setbacks, clasped his butt and flew up again, continuing to persuade, "Wenjin, trust your brother, that kid is more reliable than Huangfu Yuxuan!"

"What makes you think so? Because you’ve been beaten more?" Xia Wenjin felt both angry and amused.

Xia Sichen said seriously, "Wenjin, trust your brother’s judgment. I always feel Huangfu Yuxuan is hiding some secret, I’ll uncover it sooner or later. But isn’t the old man pressing you hard now? If he really takes you back, he’ll just tie you directly to Huangfu Yuxuan’s bed. Since you have to end up on a man’s bed anyway, why not choose a reliable one?"

Xia Wenjin: "..."

What does it mean to be speechless to the point of losing one’s temper?

What does it mean to be at a loss for words?

That’s her right now.

She looked up at Xia Sichen, with a serious face, "Xia Sichen, if a girl suddenly climbs onto your bed while you’re sleeping, what’s your first reaction?"

Xia Sichen replied without thinking, "Kick her down, throw her into the river. Trying to harm me, no way... hey, no, that’s not what I meant, I meant I wouldn’t know if she’s clean or not, first throw into the river for a bath, then bring back, then this and that, you get it!"

Xia Wenjin didn’t speak, just stared at him.

Xia Sichen couldn’t hold under her gaze, and chuckled, "Seems like that would be shameless. Especially for a girl, it’s a bit disadvantageous, and if the guy takes advantage and doesn’t own up, it’s a loss. How about we kidnap that Huang Zheng back to the village, one groom is a groom, two grooms are also grooms! We like new, not old, bring in the new, kick out the old."

Xia Wenjin felt more speechless in this moment than she had been in months.

Why didn’t she notice Xia Sichen was so unreliable before?

Oh right, she grew up doted on by everyone, getting whatever she wanted, with eyes on top of her head, and didn’t have serious talks like this with Xia Sichen. Her impression was always of Xia Sichen rushing in to rescue her and Huangfu Yuxuan from the chaos, so brave, so decisive, so fearless, with eyes sharp as an eagle, so agile and cold, no way to connect with the nonsense spouting guy in front of her.

"Stop talking nonsense, you don’t know Huangfu Yuxuan’s background, do you think you know Huang Zheng’s well? If I’m marrying, it’s my own choice, no one can force me in this lifetime!" Xia Wenjin was a bit stunned after saying it, in this lifetime? Last lifetime no one seemed to force her either, she woke during the bridal night, but if she was unwilling, maybe she could have refused the marriage too! At that time her eyes were on that handsome face, not thinking about anything else.

Xia Sichen didn’t notice the subtlety in her words, seeing her so determined, finally gave up the plan to incite her to offer herself.

After some sibling banter, Xia Wenjin said, "Brother, help me stall father as much as you can, I’ll run as far as possible!"

Xia Sichen said with difficulty, "I’m good at stalling the old man, at worst I’ll get a beating! But what about that prediction you won’t live past sixteen?"

"Don’t worry!" Xia Wenjin said casually, "Master Kong Chan at Bodhi Temple resolved it for me, I won’t die at sixteen!"

Xia Sichen rejoiced, leaping up, "Then I’ll go now."

He truly said and did, with a foot tap and a few flips across the roof, he grew further and further away.

Xia Wenjin: "..."

So decisive, just like that?

Xia Wenjin returned to the inn.

Still planning to enter through the window, but when she lightly landed in the alley, Huangfu Jingchen’s window was open, and he stood in front of it.

Xia Wenjin asked curiously, "You’re not asleep yet?"

Seeing Xia Wenjin safely back, Huangfu Jingchen relaxed, looked up at the sky, in a very leisurely manner, "Hmm, the moonlight is quite nice tonight, got lost in its beauty and forgot the time!"