The Heartthrob Became My Boyfriend-Chapter 222 - 221 The Four Shark Combination

Chapter 222: Chapter 221 The Four Shark Combination

“The second girl,” she acted all coy with your Second Uncle, complaining about how cold her hands were. And what does he do? He just tells her, ‘Yeah, they’re really cold,’ and then shoves his own hands in his pockets, bragging about how lucky he is to have worn a coat!”

And then! There’s Old Man Zhang’s granddaughter, all dolled up after two hours of doing her makeup to see him. She asks him if she looks pretty, and he goes, ‘Have you been eating children? Why are your lips so red?’ He even told her there was something on her eyes, and ended up peeling off her false eyelashes!”

And there’s more! The village beauty from the next village over, she wanted to have a snowball fight with him. He rolls up a snowball big as a pumpkin and just hurls it at her, makes the poor girl cry…”

“I live right across from your house, I know these stories all too well!”

The more Song Qiuqiu spoke, the more tragic it seemed, and she clutched her forehead saying, “Let me tell you, the fact that your Second Uncle is still single—it’s entirely his own doing! A perennial bachelor himself, and you listen to his advice?”

Qi Yue listened, somewhat puzzled, “But I think… my Second Uncle’s actions don’t seem to be wrong…”

Song Qiuqiu stared blankly for three seconds before clutching her forehead in agony. “Forget it, forget it, now I know why you’re such a steel-faced straight woman… It’s all because you’ve been influenced by your Second Uncle… ”

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Song Qiuqiu sighed deeply, worried, “I’m really concerned about your future with the deity! With you being such a steel-faced straight woman, how on earth are you going to date the deity?”

Qi Yue also felt a headache coming on, scratching her head, “So what should I do? Why don’t you guys teach me?”

Song Qiuqiu and Su Xiaotang, who had just sleepily woken up, were both speechless: “…”

Song Qiuqiu: “You want us two singles to teach you how to date? Is there any justice in that?”

Su Xiaotang: “Is there any justice?”

Qi Yue: “I’m sorry… Okay, okay, I’ll just blunder my way through it… ”

Before Song Qiuqiu and Su Xiaotang could ‘strangle’ her, Qi Yue hurriedly ran off to wash up.

Today, Qi Yue and her classmates were meant to ‘revel in the joy of harvest’ in the fields, which simply meant… digging potatoes.

Song Qiuqiu rolled her eyes and sent a message in their Eating Melon Squad chat group.

[Shark Melon: Are you free this afternoon? Do you want to come and experience the joy of harvest with us?]

[Shark Eagle: What kind of harvest joy?]

[Shark Lack: Is there something good to eat?]

[Shark Fork: Should be…]

[Shark Melon: Ah, just come and you’ll see! Would I ever trick you guys?]

[Big Round Potato Group CEO: Uh, may I ask, what’s the deal with your nicknames, and those profile pictures…]

Noticing the group messages popping up, Qi Yue casually checked them and almost thought she had entered the wrong chat.

Song Qiuqiu and the others had all changed their profile pictures and nicknames.

Song Qiuqiu’s profile picture was a cartoon shark with half a watermelon on its head, Jiang Lang’s profile picture was a shark with an eagle flying overhead, Su Xiaotang’s picture featured her holding a fork, and Ling Feng’s profile picture showed a shark missing its lower half…

[Shark Melon (Song Qiuqiu): Dumb Melon, Dumb Eagle, Dumb Fork, Dumb Lack! Our new Shark Quartet!]

[Shark Eagle (Jiang Lang): What’s wrong? Isn’t it fitting?]

[Shark Fork (Su Xiaotang): Isn’t it fitting?]

[Dumb Lack (Ling Feng): Isn’t it fitting?]

[Big Round Potato Group CEO: …]

This bizarre new group was something that Qi Yue suddenly didn’t know how to respond to…

Alright then…

If it makes you happy…

Just then, a new message with a strange nickname popped up in the chat.

[Big Round Potato Group Secretary: Pretty fitting.]

Secretary… Secretary…?!

Seeing this new nickname suddenly appear, Qi Yue nearly swallowed her mouthwash.