The Hero's Streaming Life with the Saintess-Chapter 15: Suspension Commemoration(?), A Short Collab with a Major Streamer

[Posted by: SaintessFootTowel]

[Title: Hero Got Banned Live LMAO]

[Body: (Clip «N.o.v.e.l.i.g.h.t» of the Hero freezing mid-sentence) Looks like the AI nailed him LOL]

└ Wait, is that even grounds for a ban? Hunters do hunting streams all the time.

└ Pretty sure the AI just auto-flagged it and pulled the plug.

└ Showing a monster hunt is fine, but holding up the full corpse on stream? That’s a no-go. Especially when the thing looks humanoid and creepy as hell.

People were already arguing over whether the stream suspension was justified.

Even Pajijik hadn’t seen this coming.

I mean, who’d expect a streamer to casually whip out a monster corpse on camera?

Fortunately, Pajijik responded before the public backlash got too loud.

[Statement from Pajijik CEO: “We’ll assist the Hero-Streamer with a fast return. We apologize for the inconvenience caused to viewers.”]

└ Gotta row the boat while the tide’s in LOL

└ Good thing they acted fast. The whole world was watching.

└ If their response had been any slower, they'd be globally roasted by now.

At the time, I was at the Hanul Guild lab with my parents.

“Son... are you really giving us this?”

“Think of it as a gift from your loving son.”

“That’s not what I meant...”

Mom already knew.

That Korea and China were butting heads over the monster’s ownership.

Well—technically, it was me and China.

“If they keep pushing it, I’m seriously gonna fly over and wreck the Forbidden City.”

Not that I’d actually go full berserker on Beijing, but...

“...Whose kid is this, seriously? How did we raise such a menace?”

Mom sighed deeply, and Lyla chimed in helpfully beside her.

“Ma’am, there was another time like this. The Hero got mad and smashed a whole castle.”

“Back then he couldn’t even kill bugs... such a sweet boy...”

“...”

To be fair, it was just the building.

I’m not the kind of guy who goes around murdering people. I have some restraint.

“Hero—sorry, Mr. Hun. Pardon the interruption.”

A researcher approached me carefully.

“The corpse is... extremely durable. Would it be possible to separate just the wings?”

“Sure, no problem.”

I walked over to the body, grabbed a wing, and tore it clean off like it was paper.

The researchers stared at their tools... then stared at me.

What?

Don’t blame the corpse.

Blame your lack of effort.

****

“Hero...”

A streamer known on Pajijik as Noodoongji was scrolling through search results.

He glanced at his wife-slash-manager and asked,

“What do you think of this guy?”

“Dunno? He looks like a thug, but everything he does is super bold and refreshing.”

Can’t argue with that.

His stream definitely leaned spicy.

He didn’t cross the line, but didn’t hold back either—and strangely, it was a two-person show.

The reason Noodoongji reached out for a collab was because he was running out of content and wanted to shake things up.

He kept scrolling through the Hero’s Wiki.

The more he read, the more fascinated he became.

He was starting to get a feel for how to handle the guy.

– Ding dong!

“They’re here.”

His wife rushed to the door.

I stepped outside too, ready to greet the guest.

‘...This guy’s human?’

He looked like a wild beast.

If a bear turned into a man, that’d be him.

Bronzed skin, blond hair, deep brown eyes.

Noodoongji wasn’t exactly small himself, but next to this guy, he might as well have been a kid.

“Nice to meet you. I’m Song Hun. I stream on Pajijik. Looking forward to working with you, sir.”

Polite. Well-spoken.

Clearly, the internet isn’t always the most reliable source.

Standing beside him was the woman known as the Saintess—completely still and composed.

‘Beauty and the Beast?’

“Wow... Mister, you’re HUGE!”

His four-year-old daughter stared up at him, eyes sparkling.

Honestly, if I’d met him somewhere unfamiliar, I’d have instinctively looked away.

But the fact that my daughter immediately warmed to him...

‘They say kids can sense good from bad...’

“Haha, yeah, I’m kinda big.”

He laughed heartily, lifting her effortlessly and placing her on his shoulders.

This content is taken from fгee𝑤ebɳoveɭ.cøm.

He liked kids.

He was confident.

Maybe this guy wasn’t so bad after all.

****

Originally, I hadn’t planned to do the collab so soon.

But with my account suspended and nothing else going on, I reached out first to reschedule.

[Noodoongji: Talk Show with the Hottest Man on Earth!]

‘...Damn, dude’s been in the game a while—his titles slap.’

One thing I learned.

If you want to bait attention, that’s how you do it.

I watched from just outside the camera frame while he ran the stream.

“You all know what’s going on, right?”

[Can’t wait!]

[What’s he like in person?]

[He looked scary as hell tbh...]

“He’s solid. Seriously dependable.

Y’all’ve heard that thing, right? How little kids are super sensitive about that stuff?”

Even before I showed up, he was doing PR to boost my image.

“With the whole West Coast incident, his market value must’ve skyrocketed.

Glad we got him early!

Everyone, give him a warm welcome!”

👏👏👏

(lightsticks emoji)

“Uh... hey there?”

[Bro what’s this shy nerd moment?]

[Dude went from raid boss to puppy in 0.5 sec]

[SaintessFootTowel has donated 50,000 Watts!]

— This guy acts like Lu Bu on his own stream and now he’s suddenly blushing like a schoolgirl?

“Oh wow, thanks for the donation! I... don’t quite get what you mean?”

Noodoongji looked at me, grinning ear to ear.

Wait a sec—that username’s one of my regular donors.

[SaintessFootTowel has donated 10,000 Watts!]

— It actually feels worth donating here. Unlike a certain someone. LOL

[Unlike a certain someone LOL]

[“<<<< that guy” LMAO]

[Who are they talking about lmaooo]

“Gasp... Hero, you didn’t thank your donors before?”

“I thought I did...?”

I scratched my head, and suddenly the chat—clearly full of my own viewers—erupted.

[You thought you did????]

[I swear I wanna slap this man]

Wanna slap me? Try it.

Wait, seriously though... have I never said thanks?

“Haha, I’m sure he’ll do better going forward.

Anyway, next question I’ve been dying to ask...”

Noodoongji looked between me and Lyla, grinning like he just smelled gossip.

Then, with a smug smirk:

“So, are you two... a couple?”

“No, we’re longtime teammates.”

“...”

I answered plainly, but Lyla’s cheeks flushed slightly.

Noodoongji wasn’t about to let go of that juicy bait.

“Oho... seems like the Saintess might feel differently~”

[me]

[lock]

[me]

[lock]

One-letter spam filled the chat.

Come on. Even if we were dating, what’s with the overreaction?

[SaintessFootTowel has donated 50,000 Watts!]

— Saintess, I swear, I might convert to demon worship...

“Oh wow, another 50k!

Hero, that was for you, y’know?”

I’m a pro(ish) streamer now.

He’s serving me content on a silver platter—I gotta deliver.

I grinned wide and threw an arm around Lyla’s shoulders.

[...]

[???]

[No. NO. I’ve seen this scene too many times.]

[Please stop giving me secondhand embarrassment LOL]

[OverflowingDivinePowerPouch has donated 10,000 Watts!]

— Seeing a guy that huge flash that smile and get all cuddly makes me wanna say cursed things...

“Whoa there! This isn’t that kind of stream!”

Noodoongji waved frantically to cut off the chat.

Guess he knew where that was headed.

Just then, his manager walked in with some food and drinks.

Thanks to the cozy vibe, the stream kept flowing without a hitch.

“Hero, anything you’re curious about?”

“...Are you happy in your marriage?”

[GASP]

[👀]

[👀]

[Hands OFF the keyboard, everyone!!!]

He froze for a second.

I could feel the stare of his manager from beyond the monitor—arms crossed.

Even through the stream audio, I heard her clearing her throat.

“...Yes. I’m happy.”

[NoodoongjiSamgyetang has donated 50,000 Watts!]

— I’m happy... I’m happy... I’m totally happy... Being married is joy itself...

[😭]

[😭😭😭]

[He’s totally happy, guys... really...]

“Thank you... for the donation...”

Didn’t exactly look like a guy who just got tipped fifty bucks.

Then—boom. Another one.

[Anonymous has donated 10,000 Watts!]

— You fuckin’ bastard.

[LOOOOOOL]

[Someone skipped the whole preamble]

[Just straight to the flame 💀]

[You can’t just lead with that omg]

“I am, sincerely, very happy in this marriage.

Please don’t twist my words.

Every day is a blessing with my rabbit-like kid and fox-like wife.”

For just a second, his breath and heartbeat went off-sync.

And yeah... I did catch that slight tremble in his eyes.

“Anyway... Hero, are you interested in marriage?”

“Oh... probably someday?”

Can’t stay single forever, right?

I’m a young 25(ish)-year-old, full of dreams. Surely I’ll meet someone good eventually.

“Hm... do you have a girlfriend? Or—is that rude to ask?”

[It’s rude. It’s so fucking rude.]

[DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE]

“No, it’s fine. I don’t have a girlfriend.”

“Seriously? Hard to believe.”

“It’s embarrassing to admit, but I’ve never dated.

I’m... completely single.”

Noodoongji’s pupils twitched.

[Look at his eyes shaking LMAOOO]

[But fr, how’s this guy single??]

[How is THAT a virgin, explain it to me]

“...Well, I’m sure you’ll meet someone.

From one married man to a bachelor—sometimes, love’s closer than you think.”