The Laid-back Life in Another World of the Ex-Hero Candidate Who Turned out to be a Cheat from Level 2-Chapter 80

CHAPTER 16: THE SECOND COMING OF THE WICKEDS

Locally

NT: Yep, thats right, i have nothing to say today, weird, but it is something that happens from time to time…

◇◇ Demon King’s Castle • Throne Room ◇◇

The Demon King Yuiguard, who was sitting on his throne, clicked his tongue at the same time as he struck the arm of his throne with his fingers over and over again with an irritated look on his face.

「You still can’t find traces of the Wicked? Huh, Fufun? 」

「I offer my deepest apologies for that, Yuiguard-sama.

Those who was sented to investigate the area said they had found a hole with what appeared to be traces of the Wicked, however, said they had failed to find anyone」

Yuiguard looked away from Fufun, who informed him of that on knees, and clicked his tongue while scratching his head.

… This is bad… Yuiguard-sama is disappointed. I must try to give him some good news to improve his mood.

At that moment, Fufun, who was still on knees, looked up at Yuiguard.

「Yuiguard-sama, there is another thing that I would like to inform you…」

After saying that, Fufun arranged his glasses while showing a bold smile.

「Recently, the Rock Giant • Destroy finally managed to revive<reborn>. No doubt he has become a demon of great power, such as the Magic Cannon Beast • Doggôn 」

After saying that, Fufun pointed towards the entrance to the throne room.

「His arms are now 10 times larger than before, and his punches are powerful enough to destroy everything that stands in his way. Now, with his new reincarnation, he has become the Volcanic Stone Giant • Dodoskoi! Come on, come and show the new form you got after your rebirth to the Demon King, Yuiguard-sama!」

She said aloud while calling Dodoskoi.

… 10 minutes later.

「… Oe, Fufun. No matter how much time passes, Dodoskoi does not enter. What’s going on?」

「… Give me a second」

Fufun, who had started to sweat like a waterfall next to Yuiguard, tried to communicate through telepathy with Dodoskoi.

「… Dodoskoi? What happens? Hurry up and enter the throne room. Yuiguard-sama is waiting…

Eh? What did you say?

That your hands are too heavy so you have not even been able to leave the resurrection center?

…

…

… 」

「Hey, Funfun」

「… Wh-What do you want, Yuiguard-sama?」

「You… What did you just say?」

Hearing those words, Fufun adjusted her glasses again …

「Apparently… That was what what happened」

… And she said that with a cheeky smile on her face.

A few seconds later.

Fufun’s body shot out toward the ceiling of the throne room, being buried in it so that only her waist was visible below, having been struck by Yuiguard.

… Yu-Yuiguard-sama … Today’s punishment, wa-wa-was ex-extraordinary…

Fufun lost consciousness while her face was dyed red because of the blood that flowed from her head and the excitement she felt.

It was clear that her M tendencies had gone too far.

◆ ◇ Furio’s House ◇ ◆

Lys was breastfeeding Garyl and Elizabeth in the room she shared with Furio.

「This two drink a lot, don’t you think~? Risley doesn’t drink too much~, so I’m a little worried~」

Bireri, who was sitting to the side, watching the babies breastfeeding, smiled wryly as she stroked Risley’s head.

「Wow, she maybe just lost the desire to be breastfed since she has grown so much, isn’t it, Risley?」

Lys, who was still breastfeeding the twins, smiled at Risley, who watched what they were doing with curiosity.

「Somehow, don’t you feel a good atmosphere in that place? I mean, it feels relaxing」

Jarren, who could hear the gentle conversation between Lys and Bireri from the open window on the second floor, said that with a slight tone of envy as he blushed.

「Hey, don’t get distracted. Come on, move your hands, Jarren」

Brossam, who was working in the field, hit Jarren in the head while telling him to return to work.

「Ye-Yes! I’m sorry 」

Jarren began to move the hoe, which Brossam had given him, in panic.

As he did, he took a look at Brossam while blushing.

「… What do you think, Bro-Brossam-sama? About getting married and having children… What do you think about that?… 」

「 Nn? What I think abut that?」

Hearing Jarren’s question, Brossam showed a disgusted look.

「Well, I guess it’s normal for you to ask yourself that kind of thing. Well, to tell you the truth, I’m really not interested in anyone」

Brossam said with a wry smile on his face.

「No-Nobody …?」

「Yes, there is no one」

「Not even one person?」

「Yes, not even one person」

「… I see… Yes, it must be so」

Jarren let out a deep sigh at it time his eyes began to darken.

Although Jarren had certain feelings for Brossam, he couldn’t even try to take the first step.

◆ ◇ Naniwa City ◇ ◆

Naniwa City was known for being a commercial city.

Furio was walking through one of the wholesale markets to buy merchandise with which to supply the Variety Store, Ugô.

「Furio-sama, there she is」

One of the Women in charge of helping with the purchase of supplies for the Variety store (and former officer of the intelligence and espionage team of the Demon Army), said that while pointing to a store that I found a little later.

At the entrance of the store there was a sign that said, 『Fabric Store • The Silk Fleece』.

「… Welcome~, Furio-san」

The Silk Fleece Administrator, Fettabetch, was smiling slightly in front of the store while smoking from her pipe.

「Have you come to buy at our store? Hu-huh, okay, I’ve been waiting for the opportunity to face you again~」

Fettabetch said as she began to laugh.

On the other hand, Furio just stared at her with his usual smile.

「Well, to tell you the truth, I wanted to ask you something,」

He said as he entered the store.

「Fettabetch-san. To tell the truth, the other day my children were born … And it has been very lively since then 」

… after a while.

「I’m sorry I asked for such a big discount」

Furio said as he laughed lightly as he watched the items piled up in the car.

「Ye-Yes~… We’re glad we were helpful to you~…」

Today, Fettabetch, once again couldn’t do anything but smile bitterly after being completely defeated by Furio’s bargaining skills.

… damn~. Next time~, I won’t lose~

◇◇ In a certain forest ◇◇

「I found you」

The Wicked Woman, who ran at incredible speed through the forest, was finally able to find the Blonde Hero.

「What happened before was really annoying」

She said that as she licked her lips and shortened the distance between them.

The Blond Hero, who was the target of that Wicked Woman’s hatred, just stood in the middle of the forest with his arms crossed.

「Uh? What? Have you given up already?」

The Wicked Woman said at the moment she stood in front of the Blond Hero, then licked her lips while turning her arms into blades.

「*Fu*… Do you only have that?」

On the other hand, the Blond Hero began to face her with a smile on his face.

The Wicked Woman frowned at that.

… This guy… Why do he act so carefree? … Ah!? Wouldn’t it be that… !?

The Wicked Woman began to carefully inspect the ground in front of her.

「What? … Is this another one of your simple traps?」

The Wicked Woman said as she pointed to the lump on the ground with her arms/blades.

「Did you think I would fall for the same trick twice as an idiot?」

After saying that, the Wicked Woman jumped over the trap, landing in a place a little further away from her …

「This Majin will not fall twice in the-… eh?」

… And immediately after, the Wicked Woman fell into the pit.

The Blond Hero, who confirmed that the woman had been pierced by the innumerable spears placed at the bottom of the hole with a dazed look on her face…

「That lump on the ground was nothing more than a decoy」

… He said that while laughing.

NT: As always, if you find something weird, whatever, just tell me in the comments.