The Most Random System-Chapter 647 - 346: Violence Can’t Solve Problems, You Really Should Go Easy

Zhuo Yongfei was dumbfounded.

Wang Yuezhi, how the hell did you get so emotional all of a sudden?!

Is this even human language?

"It's okay, it's okay, Yuezhi, the force is mutual. When you're taking a dump, the dump is pulling you, too. If it doesn't pull, well, I'm willing to pull you…"

But after all, they were roommates, so Zhuo Yongfei reached out to pull Wang Yuezhi, trying to comfort him.

"No, they all have Chen Yu Ying to pull them, only I don't…" Wang Yuezhi remained unmoved, still choked with emotion.

Zhuo Yongfei widened his eyes, pointing like a husky.

Hey! This is slander!

Pretty girls don't use the bathroom, that's common knowledge.

Besides, Chen Yu Ying's family seems wealthy, so why would she need to do such dirty tasks herself? Surely there's a maid to do it for her!

Sigh, thinking of this, Zhuo Yongfei couldn't help but feel sorry for himself.

—Realizing that he'll have to rely on himself to poop for the rest of his life, Zhuo Yongfei was overcome with a heavy, tragic feeling about his life's fate of poop.

Hey? Speaking of which, why did Newton have to wait until an apple hit his head to discover gravity?

He didn't have a phone or tablet back then, wasn't the bathroom the best place to think? Didn't he wonder why poop falls down instead of going back up?

Surely Newton wasn't passing the time by reading shampoo ingredients or counting the tiles in the bathroom, right?

Ah, I even messed up with the woman on the shampoo bottle as a kid.

While Zhuo Yongfei's mind was wandering everywhere, Wang Yuezhi, with a mournful face, was staggering towards the bathroom.

Back to his senses, Zhuo Yongfei was helpless. After all, he couldn't possibly ask Chen Yu Ying to pull Wang Yuezhi.

Time will heal everything, he thought, shaking his head as he prepared to return to the classroom to continue discussing the bulletin board. But just as he turned around, he heard footsteps behind him.

Turning back, it was Wang Yuezhi pinching his nose with a grim expression, coming out of the bathroom.

"It smells awful…"

Zhuo Yongfei: "…"

"Didn't I already tell you it stinks inside!!"

"Yuezhi, why don't you go to the administration building? The bathrooms there are the school's best, such scenes rarely occur."

...

Lin Li and Chen Yu Ying were walking on another floor, drawing quite a few looks. With fresh new faces and attractive looks, the interest of both men and women alike was piqued.

The last one with such high a turn-around rate was the enchanting mushroom.

"That wall painting focusing on yellow content looks nice; let's do a high-end version too. Old Jian's crackdown on porn, gambling, and drugs is too harsh."

As lunchtime officially began, they completed a loop and were strolling along the open corridor back to the sophomore teaching building, Lin Li said leisurely.

It's actually fine to just replicate because generally, everyone wants something different from the original.

"Isn't it called 'Autumn Wheatfield'? What do you mean by focusing on yellow?" Chen Yu Ying said helplessly.

"Same thing."

"Coming from you, it's not the same at all!" 𝗳𝚛𝗲𝕖𝚠𝚎𝚋𝗻𝗼𝕧𝗲𝐥.𝚌𝚘𝐦

"Busted."

Back in class, Chen Yu Ying began discussing her recorded inspirations with the girls, while Lin Li resumed his position to work on the competition PPT.

Still have to work hard to ensure entry into the official competition.

And also to better guide Chen Yu Ying.

— Being the first in the grade now, it's a bit inappropriate to feign ignorance and ask Chen Yu Ying simple questions.

As the lunch break bell officially rang, Chen Yu Ying hugged her books and sat next to Lin Li.

With her tablemate gone, Ding Sihan turned her head, gritting her teeth, but eventually didn't come over to play third wheel.

Lin Li turned around, confirming no one was in the back row, then leaned in slightly: "Hello, may I boldly ask if I can touch your leg?"

Chen Yu Ying: "?"

Lin Li was actually quite polite.

"You know it's bold? No way." Chen Yu Ying smiled and shook her head.

"Oh, then I'll ask again next time."

"Pervert, it's not okay next time either," Chen Yu Ying pouted, then lay her face sideways on her arm, staring straight at Lin Li, switching topics: "Lin Li, it seems like I can't switch to the seat in front of you."

"Hm?" Hearing this, Lin Li immediately looked at the girl, somewhat surprised: "You want to sit in front of me?"

He had never even thought of that.

"I had that in mind, thinking of giving you a surprise after a big clean," Chen Yu Ying nodded, then pouted:

"Originally, when I told Teacher Xue I wanted to try sitting by the window, she was very supportive. But when she heard I wanted to sit by the window in front of you beside Ding Sihan, she hesitated, but didn't refuse either."

Lin Li laughed out loud.

Just hesitant? That Old Jian is still too indulgent with you, baby.

"But I asked Huang Yi and Jiana, and neither of them intend to switch seats for now. I thought about it, and that's fine," Chen Yu Ying continued.

Huang Yi and Zhou Jiana sat in front of Lin Li and Bai Bufan, but although they were close, they weren't very abstract, fitting normal classmate criteria, so Lin Bai wouldn't joke with them deliberately, resulting in few daily interactions.

"Normal, who would want to leave me, you know my charm, it has you utterly captivated." Lin Li nodded, smiling wickedly.

"True enough," Chen Yu Ying smiled at this, "they said they've gotten used to your daily random talks, that's part of the reason they don't want to switch."

"F*ck, they've been listening all along, I should charge them next time!" Lin Li suddenly felt like he had lost out.