The Reincarnated Villain Can Break the Fourth Wall!-Chapter 195: Promotion: Raising Chicken!

[Sword Peak – Personal Disciple Residence]

Midnight.

Su Xiaobai stumbled out of his chambers, shirtless, exhausted beyond belief, his face looking like he had climbed seven stages of hell and heaven simultaneously.

His muscles ached...His qi reserves were nearly dry....His legs barely functioned, and if anything—he wanted a fucking cigarette.

But this goddamn world didn't have any.

So he could only stand under the moonlight, staring at the sky, pretending he had one.

He exhaled deeply...What a fucking day. And then, a smirk crept onto his lips. He still couldn't believe it.

He had actually won.

He tamed a fucking rare pet.

Unlike Zhu Qing, who—although she acted like she was under his control—was still just doing whatever the fuck she wanted, this one…

This one was truly his.

She listened to him.

Sure, she still glared at him occasionally, but it was cute.

Zhao Mei was too weak.

Lulu had a full-blown inferiority complex because of her origins.

Lan Meiyu? Far weaker than him.

Right now, most of his people were weaker than him.

Even Blood Warlord's generals, though powerful, weren't truly his.

But Huo Lingxue?

She was different.

She was his first conquest.

His first true conquest.

And that realization sent a thrilling shiver down his spine.

Something inside him awakened.

A hunger.

A desire.

He wanted more.

What about those Snow Twin Sisters? Or those Qin Triplets from Verdant Peak? Didn't Bai Yujian himself say that Su Xiaobai could take any woman from Sword Peak?

Even the elders?!

Damn!

The more he thought about it, the more his blood boiled—his body practically vibrating with excitement.

His bloodline raged, his pupils flickered, his breath turned heavy.

More.

He needed more.

It was as if his very soul was thirsting for more yin qi.

Even his tongue felt dry.

And then—

Far in the distance, silhouetted against the moon, he saw a figure.

A fairy?

Ah, no…

It was the Sword Fairy.

Bai Yujian.

Su Xiaobai's thoughts paused.

Now that he thought about it, the two of them hadn't had a proper conversation since their last fallout.

And at that moment—

The dark, fist-sized egg in his hand shook violently.

His eyes flickered with excitement.

Yes! Yes! The time has come!

Su Xiaobai had always felt that this egg would bring him an unexpected surprise.

Maybe…

Maybe it was a dragon?

A fucking dragon as a pet?!

That's why he always kept it near.

And then—

It happened.

CRACK!

The top of the eggshell trembled.

Su Xiaobai's breath hitched.

His eyes gleamed with greed.

A dragon. A dragon. Be a fucking dragon.

And finally—

A tiny head poked out.

"Chi!"

"Huh?"

Su Xiaobai's legs buckled.

His body wobbled.

His brain refused to process the reality before him. The creature looked at him, blinking its beady little eyes.

And then—

"Chi! Chi! Chi!"

It yelped excitedly.

It… It…

It was a chicken.

The higher-ups had really given him a fucking chicken to raise.

A black-furred, weird-looking, demonic chicken.

Su Xiaobai blankly stared at it, his mind shattering into pieces.

No… No, this isn't happening. It had to be some kind of divine variant, right? A hidden dragon in disguise? Yes, yes, surely it had some kind of special hidden bloodline…

And then—

FLAP!

The chicken flew straight at his head and—

POKE!

"FUUUUUUUUCK—!"

Su Xiaobai roared, nearly going berserk on the spot.

But—

The chicken dodged.

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POKE!

"AAAAAHHHH!"

POKE!

"FUCKING—HOLD STILL, YOU DEMONIC COCK!"

POKE! PO-POKE!

"YOU'RE A GODDAMN CHICKEN! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU FASTER THAN ME?!"

At this point, Su Xiaobai was spinning in circles, swinging wildly, his face twitching like a cultivator who just got scammed out of all his spirit stones.

But the chicken was too damn agile.

It evaded every fucking attack, yelping in victory.

"Chi! Chi! Chi!"

POKE!

"AAAAAAAAHHHH!"

At this point, Su Xiaobai wasn't sure if he should laugh, cry, or just fucking die.

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[Sword Peak – Outer Ridge, Moonlit Cliff]

"Pfttt..."

A soft, barely-contained chuckle escaped Bai Yujian's lips.

Tonight, the Sword Fairy was feeling lonely.

After her identity was exposed, she had gone out even less, only stepping into the night to stare at the moon in solitude.

She thought tonight would be another quiet, uneventful evening.

She didn't expect to witness… this.

Before her eyes—

Su Xiaobai, ranked #1 in the Inner Court, one of the walking calamities of the sect, a man revered and feared across the sect…

Was currently locked in an intense life-or-death battle…

With a chicken.

A black-furred, absurdly agile, unreasonably fast, completely untouchable demonic chicken.

Su Xiaobai was spinning in circles, his hair disheveled, his breath ragged, his face contorted with rage, while the chicken dodged like a veteran war god.

"STOP MOVING, YOU FEATHERED LITTLE SHIT—!"

"Chi! Chi! Chi!"

POKE!

"FUUUUUUUUCK!"

The chicken launched a precision strike, pecking his forehead and evading at lightning speed.

Su Xiaobai swung at it again.

Missed.

Again.

Missed.

"HOW ARE YOU MOVING SO FAST?! WHAT KIND OF BLOODLINE DO YOU HAVE?!"

The chicken flapped its wings smugly.

"Chi! Chi!"

Even the impassive Sword Fairy… broke into a smile.

She hadn't meant to.

Her body just… reacted.

It was a fleeting moment, but it was there—a real, genuine smile.

And damn…

It suited her.

If only she smiled more often.

But Su Xiaobai suddenly froze mid-chase, as if sensing her gaze.

His head snapped up.

Their eyes met.

Bai Yujian's expression instantly turned cold.

Su Xiaobai?

He didn't even hesitate.

With one swift, ruthless motion—he grabbed the chicken by the neck, ignoring its frantic flapping and desperate cries.

"Chi! Chi—?! CHI—!!!"

And then—

Stuffed the damn thing into his ring world.

Without a word.

As if none of that had ever happened.

Bai Yujian stared.

Su Xiaobai adjusted his robes, straightened his back, and then—Stepped into the air, moving towards her.

Bai Yujian's back instinctively straightened, her cold demeanor returning as she watched him approach.

And yet…

Somewhere deep inside…

She was still holding back a chuckle.

"What? Peak Lord no longer wants to laugh?"

Su Xiaobai's voice dripped with scorn as he closed the distance, his sharp eyes locked onto Bai Yujian's impassive face.

"Wasn't it very entertaining watching your prized disciple struggle against a damn chicken?"

Bai Yujian, who had barely held back her laughter earlier, felt the corner of her lips twitching violently.

She wanted to maintain her cold, aloof demeanor.

She really did.

But the image of Su Xiaobai screaming in rage, spinning in circles, cursing at a tiny black-feathered menace was seared into her mind.

Her lips quivered.

Her shoulders shook slightly.

Her usually icy expression wavered.

And then—

A barely audible "Pft." escaped.

Su Xiaobai's eye twitched.

"Oh? So you do want to laugh."

Bai Yujian tilted her chin up, forcing her expression back into cold indifference.

"It was… slightly amusing."

Su Xiaobai narrowed his eyes.

"'Slightly amusing'? I just fought a life-or-death battle with a goddamn chicken. I deserve more than 'slightly amusing.'"

Bai Yujian cleared her throat, her face cool and composed once more.

But Su Xiaobai wasn't fooled.

This woman was struggling.

"You enjoyed it, didn't you?"

Silence.

Her fingers tensed.

She inhaled.

And then, with the coldest voice possible—

"No."

Su Xiaobai let out a short laugh.

"Liar."

Bai Yujian turned away, her hands clasped behind her back, pretending to gaze at the moon.

But Su Xiaobai?

He knew.

He fucking knew.

She was dying inside.

Indeed, it was very entertaining.

"Sigh.." Su Xiaobai glanced around, taking in the surroundings.

Only dark pine trees stood in the distance, their shadows stretching ominously.

Below, the core disciples' residences were faintly visible, but the villa they were in stood at the very top of the peak, overlooking everything.

The clouds drifted barely a hundred meters above them, making the moon seem uncomfortably close, as if it were peering down, judging their every move.

To Su Xiaobai, the whole scene felt like the setup for a horror story.

His eyes landed on a small fountain, its waters gently merging into a thin river that snaked down the mountain.

A thought struck him.

How many dead bodies had been sacrificed to this thing?

Was it…

A secret disposal spot?

As if reading his thoughts, Bai Yujian's expression turned cold, her sharp gaze locking onto him.

"Su Xiaobai."

"Huh?"

Su Xiaobai, who had been lost in his imagination, blinked in surprise.

What the hell? Did a vengeful spirit just possess her or something? But Bai Yujian's eyes held no amusement this time. Her deep, crystal-clear gaze locked onto him as she spoke—

"You are no longer my disciple."