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The Sweet Life of Superstar and His Goddess Wife-Chapter 55 - 0: The Power of Dark Cuisine
Chapter 55 - 055: The Power of Dark Cuisine
Although Jiang Nuo's breakfast didn't taste great, it looked pretty good. So, to those who didn't know the truth, it seemed like a sumptuous breakfast. For the viewers in front of the TV, seeing this scene, they could only envy the show's crew for their "blessing"—After all, this was a breakfast personally made by the male god, how lucky for those guys!
But strangely enough, why did the food, which should have been delicious, appear so odd on the table?
The crew kept their heads down, not saying anything, just stuffing food into their mouths. If they were eating with gusto, they wouldn't have time to talk. But that wasn't the case, because their eating movements were obviously slow, as if they were—forcibly stuffing it in?!
The audience looked puzzled: Did the male god accidentally add too much salt?
It turned out that the audience's imagination wasn't vivid enough because soon, someone exposed the truth.
When everyone, as if having endured torture, finally finished the portion of food in their bowls with a look of relief, Mu Qiuniang suddenly said, "There's a public restroom downstairs of the community."
"Huh?" Director Zhao and others were a bit bewildered, not quite understanding why such a statement suddenly appeared.
Mu Qiuniang expressionlessly gave off a profound aura: "You'll know soon enough!"
The crowd was even more confused: What?!
Jiang Nuo began to clear the dishes with help from the crew (after all, they ate too), while Mu Qiuniang took some fruits from the fridge, washed them, and started creating a fruit platter on the long table.
Jiang Nuo had previously shown off his wife's beautiful fruit platters on Weibo, so seeing this, Director Zhao immediately instructed the cameraman to get a close-up: Hurry and film this!
Cameraman: Roger!
In the shot, Mu Qiuniang, dressed in a white Ancient Robe, looked like a celestial being from an ancient painting (though with a bit of baby fat). Her chubby little hands were fair and tender, with small dimples on the backs, incredibly cute and not looking like hands meant for work.
However, these hands had already been proven in previous shows. Despite their delicate appearance, they could create top-tier culinary masterpieces that left people in awe.
As long as these small hands held an unmatching small knife and picked up an apple from the plate, an amazing scene unfolded. Others might peel an apple by slicing off chunks slowly or peel a continuous strip, but she did neither.
Like a martial arts master, the small knife flashed with motion blur as it swiftly glazed over the apple. In an instant, apple slices with skin fell into the plate, forming the scales of a dragon, all sizes, neatly arranged.
She then combined apples with other fruits, and in no time, a nine-dragon fruit platter lay quietly on the plate, napping.
As if it were too simple, she also carved flourishing peony flowers from watermelons, either piled beside the dragon or nestled among the dragon's floral threads.
Ten minutes later, the scene was complete, with artificial hills, flowing water, blooming flowers, flying butterflies, chirping birds, like a meticulously crafted piece of art, stunning all the on-site staff.
Gosh! These Skill Points are out of this world!
In previous episodes, she hadn't had the opportunity to showcase like this. We only knew her food was delicious. Later, we read in the news about her amazing medical skills. And now, her Flower Carving leaves them in awe!
They wanted to ask: Is she still human?!
Maybe with years of practice, others could also carve such beautiful decorations, but could they do it as fast as her? In ten minutes, she completed such a dragon carving, with flowers, grass, mountains, and streams—all things others would need hours and multiple people to create, she did alone in a few minutes. She's simply not human!
The cameraman zoomed in with the camera, genuinely appreciating the crafts.
Awesome!
Absolutely awesome!
Had he not remembered he was filming a celebrity couple's daily life, he might have thought he was recording a culinary master show. Seeing such beautifully carved "fruit platters," he was hesitant to touch them.
"Wife, you made this?!" Jiang Nuo exclaimed as he came out from washing dishes, noticing the items on the long table.
"Yes, there were many people, so I made extra," Mu Qiuniang replied.
Jiang Nuo was jealous: "Wife, why don't you treat me so well regularly?"
"Can you finish it all alone?"
Jiang Nuo gritted his teeth: "Even if I can't finish, I will." He glanced reproachfully at the crew.
The crew declared their innocence: Were they caught in the crossfire while lying down?
"Behave, don't be silly! Shall I carve you a bouquet of red roses?" Over time, Mu Qiuniang gradually learned how to "soothe" him.
"Just for me?" Jiang Nuo's eyes lit up. It wasn't the red roses he liked, but the meaning of the roses and the person gifting them.
"Yes."
Jiang Nuo immediately beamed: "Wife, you're so good to me, I love you so much!" He hugged her and kissed her cheek.
The usually expressionless person suddenly blushed: "Stop messing around."
"I'm not messing around; I'm just spoiling my dear wife," Jiang Nuo grinned mischievously.
Mu Qiuniang pushed away his face that kept coming closer, feeling disdain. If her face weren't so red, it might have been more convincing.
Jiang Nuo knew she got easily embarrassed in front of cameras, so he couldn't resist teasing her more.
Seeing all the crew's mouths agape, especially the close-up camera zooming in, Mu Qiuniang, annoyed, grabbed his arm and twisted it behind him, pressing him onto the sofa like a prisoner: "Behave!"
Face-down on the sofa, Jiang Nuo thought: Having a strong combat-skilled wife is really unfortunate!
He made a face at the close-up camera, both happy and conflicted.
Unexpectedly, Mu Qiuniang caught him and threatened: "Don't you want your rose?"
"A real man, mighty and unyielding..." Jiang Nuo said righteously, as if ready to sacrifice for justice, then admitted, "Wife, I'm wrong!"
The apology was so swift and impressive.
The crew nearly laughed out loud: How did they not know the male god was such fun in private?
Especially since he's over six feet tall, while his wife isn't even five foot three—yet such a tall man, in his wife's hands, is like a thief caught by police, a perfect capture, truly...
The strong contrast of male and female, tall and short, robust and delicate, could this be what they call "gap moe"?
However, soon they didn't find it so amusing because they all simultaneously had stomach issues, leading to a tragic incident—fighting for the bathroom!
The number of crew members was several times that of bathrooms in the male god's house, even if they took turns, it wasn't fast enough. Finally, Director Zhao decided she and the cameraman would stay, while everyone else quickly searched the neighborhood or asked security to arrange "bathroom borrowing."
And so, the morning of shooting passed in such an unfriendly atmosphere.