The Two Hundred and Eighty Pound Fat Girl and Her Five Husbands-Chapter 292: Life is Short, Carpe Diem.

"Physician, what are you doing here?"

"Great Physician!"

Hearing these two familiar voices, Lin Zaozao turned around to see the flushed faces of Dadala and Baoler.

"Dadala, are you not up to it? You two have only been gone for a short time, yet you're already emerging from the small forest.

If you're not up to it, while Senior Uncle Yin Xue is here, have him give you some virility medicine. That way, you won't find yourself lacking one day and making Baoler unhappy. That wouldn't be good at all."

Hearing Lin Zaozao's teasing tone, the faces of Dadala and Baoler immediately turned bright red.

"Ah, ah, ah! Sister is speaking of serious matters! This matter of the bedchamber is crucial to your lifetime of marital bliss.

Dadala, you mustn't be shy about medical matters. You can't neglect Baoler just for the sake of your own pride.

After all, you two will need to have children together."

"Sister, please don't say anymore. I was just worried for Baoler's first time, so I held back..."

"Oh, I see. So you were worried for your own girl!"

Lin Zaozao deliberately drew out the words, making the faces of Dadala and Baoler even redder.

"By the way, Dadala. In such a crucial moment, how did you restrain yourself? Teach me a thing or two, won't you?"

"Sister, you, you, you... I, I, I..."

"You what? What about me? Is this not something you can discuss?"

Hearing Lin Zaozao's serious tone, Dadala slapped his thigh in embarrassment, then shakily pointed at Lin Zaozao.

"Sister, I'm a man and you're a woman. How could I teach you such things?"

With that, he covered his face with one hand and pulled Baoler away, running off like a young girl.

"Goodness! Even though the parts are different, the process is more or less the same, isn't it? What's so hard about teaching that?"

"Zaozao, you're still a young girl. You mustn't speak so loosely, and you mustn't ask men about those kinds of things in the future."

Gu Shan sternly took Lin Zaozao's hand and scolded her.

"Okay, okay, Gu Shan. I won't say anymore, and I won't ask anymore."

"Zaozao, why does Dadala call you sister?"

Senior Uncle Yin Xue asked, puzzled.

"Senior Uncle Yin Xue, you don't know. On my way here, no matter how old or burly the men were, they all called me sister when they saw me.

I told them many times that I'm younger than them, and they should just call me Zaozao. But Dadala and the others wouldn't listen!

I've tried to persuade them so many times, but now I'm too lazy to bother. Let them call me whatever they want!

They can even call me grandma, and I'll still answer without a change in expression."

Hearing Lin Zaozao's helpless tone, Yin Xue couldn't help but laugh.

In the Frontier Region, the people there, whether male or female, tend to be straightforward in character. Or you could say, they're single-minded.

As long as it's something they've decided on, no matter the outcome, they stubbornly refuse to change.

Just like him, for example!

Aside from the Tuya tribe calling him Physician, the people in the other tribes, because of his silver hair, regardless of gender or age, all call him Ebuge, which means "grandpa."

Even though, at his age, he really couldn't be their grandpa.

"Ebuge, what brings you here, old man?"

Hearing this familiar form of address, Yin Xue turned around to see Dalu striding towards him with two large sacks on his shoulders.

Dalu walked up to within a few steps of Yin Xue, dropped the sacks from his shoulders, and rushed towards Yin Xue with open arms.

Standing next to Yin Xue, Lin Zaozao, upon seeing Dalu's massive physique, like a moving mountain, rushing towards Yin Xue,

instinctively pulled Gu Shan and quickly took a step back.

Her Gu Shan was pregnant, and since the pregnancy, he had become more sensitive and delicate. She couldn't let that reckless Dalu collide with Gu Shan.

When Lin Zaozao had pulled Gu Shan to a steady position, and looked up again, she saw that Sword Immortal had embraced Yin Xue, and with a turn, had positioned himself to the side.

As for the "poor" Dalu, he had been struck by the sword hilt, causing him to fall flat on the ground in direct contact with Mother Earth.

"Haha! Dalu, even though you greatly admire Senior Uncle Yin Xue, this is not a festival or celebration. You don't need to give him such a grand greeting!"

Lin Zaozao had just finished laughing when Dalu, as if he hadn't heard her words, quickly got up from the ground and approached Yin Xue on his knees.

"Ebuge, I've missed you so much! Since you left, there's been no one to bandage our wounds.

You have no idea, our two Wolf Clan leaders are so mean. Whenever our training isn't up to par, they'll let the giant wolves bite us. Look, I even have a hole bitten into my butt by a giant wolf!"

Kneeling before Yin Xue, Dalu grabbed his pant leg with one hand, and with the other, tried to undo his belt to show Yin Xue the wound on his buttocks.

Seeing Dalu's behavior, Yin Xue felt the veins on his forehead throbbing.

Dalu was already a grown man, yet he was still stripping in front of him, just like when he was a child, to have Yin Xue check his wounds?

Furthermore, Sword Immortal was standing by his side. If Dalu's reckless actions gave Sword Immortal the wrong idea, what would happen?

Just as Yin Xue was at a loss for what to do, Lin Zaozao, seeing Yin Xue's embarrassment, coughed lightly into her hand.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem!"

Hearing Lin Zaozao's cough, Dalu's hand froze on his belt.

Oh no, he had been too eager to complain to Ebuge and forgot that Sister was still standing there!

"Sister..."

"Dalu, my skin is thick, so you can disregard me. But there are so many women and children around!

If you strip in broad daylight, letting them see, it would be so embarrassing for them!

After all, the other girls' skin isn't as thick as mine."

Dalu: "..."

Seeing Dalu's uncomfortable expression, just as Lin Zaozao thought the matter would end there, a chorus of loud whistles suddenly rang out around her.

These were the lewd whistles of ruffians!

Lin Zaozao turned her head to look, and when she saw the source of the whistles, her eyes nearly popped out.

For the ones blowing the lewd whistles were the frontier women, those who were still relatively healthy.

Although they were ill, when they saw Dalu about to strip to show his wound, some of the women openly taunted him.

"Dalu, as a warrior of the Wolf Clan, you should strip quickly. Strip efficiently, so that we old ladies can see how big the manhood of you Wolf Clan warriors is!"

"Dalu, if you're truly a warrior, then hurry and strip. It's just showing Ebuge a wound, no need to be all coy and bashful like a woman."

"Dalu, come over here, take off your pants, and let us old ladies check the size of your wound. If that's not enough, we can even give you a massage!"

"Haha, Dalu, we're waiting to see! Go on and strip!"

Hearing the frontier women's taunting shouts around him, the previously eager-to-complain Dalu immediately turned beet red.

Wolves of the Grasslands!

How could the women here be more bold than the men in the Central Plains!

With such a bold character, no wonder the Wolf Clan was full of confirmed bachelors.

It's not that the warriors of the Wolf Tribe couldn't find wives, but because the women of other tribes were just too "fierce and cruel".

Just now, when he was relieving himself in the forest, he saw the object of Dadala's affection, the girl named Baoler. She was pinning Dadala down on the ground, doing something extremely cruel and terrible to him.

Wolf God!

He had seen that girl Baoler before. That girl, because of her poor health, usually walked with three breaths per step.

But unexpectedly, in private, she would be so ruthless to Dadala.

It's a pity that Dadala is the chieftain of the Tuya tribe, yet he was bullied by a sickly woman on the ground.

It's really too embarrassing for our warriors.

"Dalu, do you still need me to look at your wound?"

Yin Xue's crimson lips parted, smiling.

"No, no need. It's almost healed anyway, it'll be fully healed in a few more days."

Dalu stood up dazedly from the ground, picked up the two large hemp bags, and turned to leave. f𝐫𝗲eweb𝗻o𝐯el.𝚌o𝗺

"Wait, Dalu."

"What is it, Ebuge?"

"This is a bottle of medicine, take it back and apply it yourself!"

"Thank you, Ebuge."

Dalu took the medicine Yin Xue handed him, put it in his bosom, and then strode off into the distance.

He had to run!

Because the fierce voices of those women were truly terrifying.

"Dalu, give the medicine to your sister, I'll apply it for you now."

"Dalu, why are you running? Mom will rub it for you after applying the medicine!"

"Run slower, be careful your pants don't fall off."

"Haha..."

Amidst the women's laughter, Dalu carrying the hemp bags ran even faster. In just a moment, he had disappeared from sight.

Lin Zaozao listened to the women's laughter, and she felt that the temperament of these frontier women was quite to her liking.

At the very least, their personalities were straightforward.

If they felt good, it was good, and if they didn't, it was not good. Unlike that Princess Nightfall, every word she said, she wished she could coil it into eight hundred circles in her stomach.

In the past period, after she left Canglan Country, she had handed Ye Zhao and Ye Mu over to Princess Ye Xi.

She didn't know how Princess Ye Xi would handle her two sisters.

But no matter how she handled them, it had nothing to do with her.

Besides, Ye Xi was not an extremely evil person, and Ye Zhao and Ye Mu were not guilty of a capital offense either. So the fate of those twins wouldn't turn out that badly.

At most, they would just suffer some physical harm.

"Zaozao, Senior Uncle Yin Xue and I are going to be busy."

"Oh! You go ahead and be busy, Senior Uncle Yin Xue."

Lin Zaozao leaned against Gu Shan, her eyes full of curiosity.

She was just curious, without any hatred.

After all, as long as the parties involved were willing, it was none of her business.

Life is short, and enjoying it is pretty good.