This Taoist Master is too Frivolous-Chapter 659 - 442: Hold a Funeral for Oneself, High-Quality Immortal Technique!

Chapter 659: Chapter 442: Hold a Funeral for Oneself, High-Quality Immortal Technique!

Ma Long’s body lay on the living room floor, covered with a white cloth, leaving only his head exposed. The strangle marks on his neck were very obvious after death; as he died from hanging, his face looked distorted.

The police haven’t left yet, and a forensic expert was taking photos next to the body.

Ma Long’s ghostly appearance took everyone by surprise – those policemen and forensic experts all looked over with fear and curiosity in their eyes.

For most of them, this was their first time seeing a ghost up close.

Ma Long’s ghost was incredibly powerful.

His body was overflowing with Yin energy, the aura reaching the level of a Ghost Immortal.

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He first showed off to his parents, then looked at Xu Yang and proudly said, “Old Xu, how about it? I told you that I would become a Ghost Immortal within three days… Now do you believe me?”

Xu Yang: “……”

Even with Xu Yang’s current view of the world, his heart couldn’t help but flash a few “holy shit”!

Did this bastard Ma Long really have to kill himself to achieve the Ghost Immortal Realm?

Keep in mind that he had the Extremely Yin Body.

This constitution is extremely rare even in the Underworld Palace, it’s very difficult for one Extremely Yin Body to be born among tens of billions or even hundreds of billions of underworld creatures!

Even if an ordinary person possessed such a body constitution, they could turn into a terrifying evil ghost after death, let alone Ma Long who had practiced the Soul Refining Method and cultivated the Yin deity, the strength of which was comparable to that of Daoist experts at the Refining Deity Realm!

After his death, the “Yin deity” transformed and immediately turned into a Ghost Immortal!

And that’s not even its limit.

If a secret method was used to drain his body’s essence blood, Ma Long’s cultivation level might be able to reach the peak of the Ghost Immortal Realm, and he might even be able to condense the “rules of Immortal Daoist”!

Don’t think it’s exaggerated.

If the “Extremely Yin Body,” which is so difficult to be born among billions of underworld creatures, didn’t have any special characteristics, would it still be called a special constitution?

The Innate Dao Body, the Thunder Sacred Body, the Fire Spirit Body, and other special constitutions in the Heavenly Realm can control the “Immortal Daoist” right from birth!

Xu Yang sighed: “What a pity, you died too early. If you waited for your Yin deity to be cultivated to the peak of the Ghost Immortal Realm before dying, by refining your body’s essence blood in one breath, you might be able to directly become an immortal.”

“???”

Ma Long was stunned, and then suddenly turned into a stream of Yin energy, rushing toward his own body.

Xu Yang shook his head and said, “Don’t bother. Your body’s already stiff, and you can’t reanimate it.”

“What should I do?”

Ma Long flew out of his body again, crying and pleading, “Old Xu, you’re the son of the Heavenly Emperor, you must have a way to resurrect me.”

“You haven’t been dead for too long. If you have the legendary Jiuzhuan Golden Elixir to feed your corpse, you might have a chance to restore your body to life.”

“Jiuzhuan Golden Elixir? Where am I supposed to find such a legendary thing?”

“I have one.”

“Really?”

Ma Long jumped with excitement, saying, “Hahaha, I knew Old Xu, you would treat me best.”

“Don’t daydream.”

Xu Yang didn’t even hesitate, rejecting him outright: “My Jiuzhuan Golden Elixir was given by the Heavenly Emperor for my wives to consume; you don’t have a share… Anyway, being dead and being a ghost isn’t that bad. I’ll teach you a secret method; you should quickly refine your bones and perhaps you can consolidate some teachings of the Immortal Daoist and ascend to the Earth Immortal Realm.”

Ma Long made a miserable ghost face and had no choice but to give up.

After teaching the secret method to Ma Long, Xu Yang returned to reassure Ma Long’s parents, comforting them, “Uncle and Aunt, you don’t have to worry. Everyone has to die sooner or later. In fact, for Ma Long, death is better than living.”

“……”

The elderly couple was silent for a moment.

They understood Xu Yang’s good intentions, but those words sounded awkward.

Ma Long’s mother wiped away her tears and said, “We can accept that Ma Long has become a ghost. But… I heard that ghosts cannot continue their lineage. He’s so young, and now that he’s dead, what should we do about passing down the family line?”

Xu Yang laughed, “Uncle and aunt, don’t worry. In fact, with Ma Long’s current level as a ghost, it’s enough for him to regenerate flesh and blood. Once he overcomes several ghostly tribulations, he can let go of his Yin energy, and his soul becomes pure Yang. At that time, he’ll be able to reconstitute his body and reproduce.”

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“Moreover, with Ma Long’s aptitude, it’s not difficult for him to become an immortal in the future. When he becomes an immortal, wouldn’t it be easier for you to become grandparents?”

Upon hearing this, the elderly couple couldn’t help but be overjoyed.

Ma Long’s father even knelt down in front of his own father’s portrait, crying, “Dad, did you hear that? Our Ma family is going to have an immortal…”

Just then, Ma Long poked his head over.

He had just become a ghost and was very curious about his abilities. His body was seven or eight meters away, and his neck stretched so long while his eyes spun; he grinned, “Dad, Mom, I just thought of something… What do you think, should we hold a funeral for me?”

“???”

Ma Long’s parents were both dumbfounded.

Even Xu Yang was amazed.

Holy shit!

Only Ma Long could come up with such a thought process; he had even envisioned his parents playing mixed doubles table tennis. However, unexpectedly…

Ma Long’s mother actually nodded and said, “It’s not impossible. Over the years, we’ve never missed any red, white, happy, or sad event held by our relatives and friends. For housewarmings, baby’s full month birth anniversary, promotion feasts, and even the neighbors’ courtyard upgrades or illnesses, we’ve spent several hundreds of thousands on gifts. We may as well take this opportunity to take back some of those resources.”